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Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 03:51 PM
Post your favorite Phobia quotes and/or mexican hooker/stolen truck stories in this thread.

Okay, for those of you who have not been following along, I'll start at the almost beginning of our saga:

I've been working on ENDelt's deck in Arizona for the past 2 1/2 weeks. Last weekend his truck was broken into and the radio stolen (amongst other items, like my cell phone which was charging at the time). So, tonight I'm at Home Depot purchasing a few supplies and walk out into the beautiful 85 degree night air. Unbeknownst to me at that moment was that the store background music wasn't exactly, shall we say "desireable to me". So, I start the truck and head on down the road for the 15 minute drive back to casa de ENDelt. Immediately, the Home Depot radio comes on FULL BLAST in my head, "Oooooo OOOOO My baby's got a secret Oooooooooooo OOOOOOOO something's coming over MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" OMG, how do I get this out of my head. Ooops, can't turn on the damn radio.....

Ooops, can't call somebody to talk the horrifying music away.

So, I'll just roll down the window and catch some tunes from the neighbor's car at the plentiful stoplights.

Shit, nothing but Latinos in this part of town. No problemo, I'll just throw around some of my vast spanish vocabulary. "Mi amigo, turn upa su radioamia por favor". Blank look. Shit.

"Musicamos por favor, senor." flashes switchblade, FU Gringo - runs red light SHIT.

My BABY'S GOT A SECRET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhh OOOOOOOOH.

Cochise
12-03-2005, 03:52 PM
I liked when they kept banning that gochiefs guy. That was cool.

Stinger
12-03-2005, 03:53 PM
Post your favorite Phobia quotes

Who??????

Rain Man
12-03-2005, 03:53 PM
I think my favorite phobia story was when he posted about that time that he went into the shower area, and there was a female sportscaster in there.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-03-2005, 03:54 PM
I'll always remember his pink outfits.

RIP Phil...

Rausch
12-03-2005, 03:57 PM
I think my favorite phobia story was when he posted about that time that he went into the shower area, and there was a female sportscaster in there.

You're mixing stories again.


That's how he met Athan...

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 03:59 PM
I liked when they kept banning that gochiefs guy. That was cool.

Phobia once told me he was losing his chub over Yahoo IM when all that was going on.

Ding! Phil's got another IM.

tk13
12-03-2005, 04:00 PM
My favorite is the time he was thinking about marrying this chick he met after 3 weeks, and he asked us all for advice. Good times. Good times.

KcMizzou
12-03-2005, 04:04 PM
I liked the time Taco started a fight between Phobia and his internet girlfriend.

JBucc
12-03-2005, 04:04 PM
I haven't been here that long

Deberg_1990
12-03-2005, 04:04 PM
You guys act like the guy died?

Ari Chi3fs
12-03-2005, 04:06 PM
He is dead to me.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-03-2005, 04:07 PM
Remember the time Phobia killed a man in Reno just to watch him die?

He was a tough SOB.

Donger
12-03-2005, 04:08 PM
Isn't Phil the deck guy?

Sorry, I'm terrible with names.

OldTownChief
12-03-2005, 04:10 PM
Will there be a Phil highlight video comming out soon?

Donger
12-03-2005, 04:11 PM
Does this mean that Redrum is leaving too? That'd be a shame.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-03-2005, 04:11 PM
Will there be a Phil highlight video comming out soon?

TORRENT!!!1111

Chiefs Pantalones
12-03-2005, 04:12 PM
Nick and Phil...

The Newlyweds.

Coming up next, on CPTV.

Bwana
12-03-2005, 04:12 PM
All I know is Phil could whip Scanlons ass.

tk13
12-03-2005, 04:15 PM
Phil Brasky is a son of a bitch! Did you know Phil Brasky is the godfather of my son? Goes about 6'7", 385.

Skip Towne
12-03-2005, 04:17 PM
I remember this one time when Phil went to Arrowhead and made an ass of himself. Oh, wait, it may have been more than once.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 04:18 PM
When I got arrested Phil offered me a blowjob to cheer me up.

Now that's friendship ladies and gentlemen.

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 04:19 PM
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2065/phobiamarine4va.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7402/phobiamarine25yg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3586/phobiaplatooon4an.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Donger
12-03-2005, 04:19 PM
When I got arrested Phil offered me a blowjob to cheer me up.

Now that's friendship ladies and gentlemen.

I thought chiefs4me lived in Texas?

tk13
12-03-2005, 04:20 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Phil Brasky sold me into slavery? Oh, yeah! He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Brasky, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!! Haha...

Katipan
12-03-2005, 04:21 PM
When I got arrested Phil offered me a blowjob to cheer me up.

Now that's friendship ladies and gentlemen.

That's your answer for everything.

Donger
12-03-2005, 04:21 PM
Interesting gochiefs. Is Phil Elias or Barnes?

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 04:22 PM
That's your answer for everything.
That's enough lip out of you, woman. Close your mouth. Or, rather... open it... and put this in there.

tk13
12-03-2005, 04:23 PM
What a man, Phil Brasky, goes 7'8", 530. So anyway, I'm in the back of a pickup with Phil Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Phil Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Phillbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer! What a man, Phil Brasky!

Katipan
12-03-2005, 04:23 PM
That's enough lip out of you, woman. Close your mouth. Or, rather... open it... and put this in there.

mmmuck mou

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 04:24 PM
I bet the writers of that Bill Brasky sketch wish they got royalties every time their jokes got overused on Internet message boards

tk13
12-03-2005, 04:27 PM
I bet the writers of that Bill Brasky sketch wish they got royalties every time their jokes got overused on Internet message boards
I bet Mer wishes she got royalties every time she has to put her lips around that tootsie roll you call a sausage link, jerkface.

Katipan
12-03-2005, 04:31 PM
I bet Mer wishes she got royalties every time she has to put her lips around that tootsie roll you call a sausage link, jerkface.

Now I've got the munchies.

chiefs4me
12-03-2005, 04:44 PM
I thought chiefs4me lived in Texas?








:rolleyes:

WisChief
12-03-2005, 04:49 PM
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2065/phobiamarine4va.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7402/phobiamarine25yg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3586/phobiaplatooon4an.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


ROFL Good one!

I know for a fact that those are fake though - Phil told me once that he would never have anything to do with what Marines really do. He's a real life puss when it comes to heavy machinery. :)

Rain Man
12-03-2005, 04:54 PM
I'll never forget the time that Rich Scanlon was picking on me, and phobia came over and beat him up.

chiefs4me
12-03-2005, 05:02 PM
I'll never forget the time that Rich Scanlon was picking on me, and phobia came over and beat him up.










Who's gonna protect you now???:shrug:
























ROFL

jettio
12-03-2005, 05:04 PM
I liked the story when there was a family gathering at the in-laws and Phobia got in trouble for complimenting the new fake titties of one of the in-laws.

I think he said, "Nice Tits" right after someone said the blessing or something like that.

chefsos
12-03-2005, 05:13 PM
Pretty recent one comes to mind: He and Rain Man went over to one of the Jets' boards before this season's opener. They were just doing what they do, and the dudes over there (one in particular) couldn't handle it.

I don't recall if they got banned, but they were definitely moderated, and their comebacks would just pound more sand into those vaginas. As I recall, a few of the exchanges involved the Jets fans' fuming about how the mods/admin here could let a guy like Phobia say the things he did. ROFL

Nobody said a word about Phil's position here.

Ha! Found it. Anybody remember neckdemon?

http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=98753&page=1&pp=20

Rain Man comes in on page 2, Phil on page 3. Saul's there, too.

JazzzLovr
12-03-2005, 05:48 PM
...


Phil Kloster wrote:

**** you.

...


Phil Kloster wrote:

**** you.

...


Phil Kloster wrote:

**** you.

...


Phil Kloster wrote:

**** you.

...


Phil Kloster wrote:

**** you.

...


*ENDelt will laugh, anyway...

SNR
12-03-2005, 05:49 PM
I remember the time Phil made fun of me for where I lived.

Oh wait, that was everyone.

Bastards.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 05:49 PM
*ENDelt will laugh, anyway...
ROFL

cadmonkey
12-03-2005, 05:58 PM
Did I miss something? what the f*ck is going on here?

Ultra Peanut
12-03-2005, 06:00 PM
NOOOOOOOOOR (http://deadsheltie.ytmnd.com/)

Katipan
12-03-2005, 06:02 PM
It's a eulogy.

Endelt is about to sing Eminem's "Cleaning out my closet"

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 06:03 PM
NOOOOOOOOOR (http://deadsheltie.ytmnd.com/)

WTF

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 06:04 PM
Damn, Vermeil is tall. He must be at least 5'11" juding by this picture.

siberian khatru
12-03-2005, 06:14 PM
I remember when he was Phyllis Custer, before the operation ...

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 06:16 PM
Who could forget this:

TrINT Green sucks. What a waste of a 1st rounder.... I think I'm gonna be sick.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 06:18 PM
Nice, gochiefs.

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 06:18 PM
One of my other favorite Phil posts was one night when the board was dead he posted a thread entitled:

"GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF THE RACK AND ENTERTAIN ME!"

It's been pruned.

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 06:26 PM
Oh damn. I'm chuckling. Very funny.

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 06:26 PM
I'm not gay, but I like Barry Manilow, walks in the park, and Trent Green's jawline.

I'm not racist, one of my best friends is a Mexican.

ENDelt260
12-03-2005, 06:28 PM
heh... my boss is a Mexican. The other day we were gonna carpool to work. He told me to clean my truck. I told him it was freshly washed and asked if he'd like if I lowered it, too.

Talisman
12-03-2005, 06:42 PM
When I got arrested Phil offered me a blowjob to cheer me up.

Now that's friendship ladies and gentlemen.
You had to wait 'til you got arrested? He offered me one when I registered.

Count Zarth
12-03-2005, 06:53 PM
Oh please. Metrolike and gochiefs are completely interchangeable. One likes to dress up as Bobba the Hutt and the other dork wears civil war duds. How was anybody supposed to notice that shit?

ChiefsFire
12-03-2005, 07:41 PM
this one time while Phobs and I were at bandcamp....

chiefs4me
12-03-2005, 07:57 PM
,,,:crybaby:

JazzzLovr
12-03-2005, 07:59 PM
,,,:crybaby:

ROFL

chiefs4me
12-03-2005, 08:03 PM
ROFL







I feel like I lost my daddy........:deevee:

Bwana
12-03-2005, 08:04 PM
I feel like I lost my daddy........:deevee:

I thought Donger was your daddy? :hmmm:

Skip Towne
12-03-2005, 08:05 PM
I feel like I lost my daddy........:deevee:
Me too.

chiefs4me
12-03-2005, 08:08 PM
I thought Donger was your daddy? :hmmm:








:harumph:

Logical
12-03-2005, 08:12 PM
Phobia once told me he was losing his chub over Yahoo IM when all that was going on.

Ding! Phil's got another IM.LOL that reminds me of the running joke that used to be going on the moderator's forum about "Ding and IM from gochiefs" figured you would appreciate knowing about it.

ChiTown
12-03-2005, 09:14 PM
I remember when Phildo was a ChiefsPlanet loyalist.

Traitor...............

Rain Man
12-03-2005, 09:17 PM
You had to wait 'til you got arrested? He offered me one when I registered.

Rep. But that's all. Don't expect anything more.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-03-2005, 09:19 PM
I remember when Phildo was a ChiefsPlanet loyalist.

Traitor...............

21st Century Benedict Arnold-football style