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Numbah One
12-03-2005, 11:29 PM
'Twas the night before the Donk Ass Kicking, when all through KC
Not a player was stirring, not even Bartee

The playbooks were closed in their binders with care
In hopes that big plays soon would be there

The O-line were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of pancake blocks danced in their heads

And Dick in his jammies, all ready for bed.
Had just arrived home from old Arrowhead.

When out near the stadium there arose such a clatter
Dick looked up in the sky to see what was the matter

Back to the field he flew like Fast Eddie
Ran on to the sideline, he was feeling quite heady

When, what to Dick's watering eyes should appear
But a chop-blocking line, and a coach that was queer

With a little old quarterback, so lively and quick
Any pass he threw was sure to be a pick

More rapid than eagles, Dick’s weapons they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

"Now Dante! Now Gonzo! Now Priest and Big Johnson!"

"On Patrick! On Sammy! On Kendrell and Johnson!"

"To end of the end zone! To the quarterback's call!"

"Now blitz away! Blitz away! Blitz away all!"

So back to the sideline these Donk killers flew
With plannings of sacks, and and interceptions too

And then in a twinkling, Dick heard from the tunnel
A defensive coach who knew how to pummel

Dick flashed a quick grin, and was turning around
Down the path came Gunther, like a ravenous hound

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his toe
And his glasses were yellow, but mainly for show

A bundle of plays he had clutched in his grip
The Donkos offense he was ready to rip

He had a good plan, to attack Denver's soft underbelly,
His primary weapon? A defensive tackle named jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly road grader.
Dick laughed when he saw him, 100 times as big as raiderhader

A wink of Gun's eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave Dick to know he had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And pored over his gampelan; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his glasses aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the tunnel he rose;

He sprang to his bus, to his defense gave a whistle,
And away they all drove, soon to be chewing Donk gristle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

"HAPPY DONK ASS-KICKING TO ALL!
AND TO ALL, A GOOD NIGHT!"

Chiefs Pantalones
12-03-2005, 11:29 PM
ROFL

Nice, gc.

Hey, have you heard if Sammy Knight is playing?

Guru
12-03-2005, 11:37 PM
NICE!!!

It is now the day of the big game. Let's start that nororious end of the season slide for the donk and welcome back the REAL Jake Plummer.

Halfcan
12-03-2005, 11:37 PM
I will start drinking at 9:00 and head to the game about 11:00-can't wait.

Darkwolfe
12-03-2005, 11:44 PM
I can't believe I'm going to say this:

DAMN GOOD POST GOCHIEFS! :D

Dunit35
12-03-2005, 11:46 PM
I can't believe I'm going to say this:

DAMN GOOD POST GOCHIEFS! :D

WOW, that is hilarious. Flippny funny. Didnt you do something like this earlier Gochiefs?

greg63
12-04-2005, 12:01 AM
Outstanding gochiefs! ROFL :thumb:

HemiEd
12-04-2005, 12:06 AM
ROFL nice.

angryllama
12-04-2005, 04:00 AM
That would have been much better if you had not ripped the idea off of some newby on the mane.

Taco John
12-04-2005, 04:16 AM
I can't believe I'm going to say this:

DAMN GOOD POST GOCHIEFS! :D


I can't believe the level of grudge this place holds for a guy who brings so much to this place.

Pants
12-04-2005, 04:17 AM
That would have been much better if you had not ripped the idea off of some newby on the mane.

Bob'sYourInformationMinister is gochiefs and he had one just like this last year. Quit f*cking talking, retard.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-04-2005, 04:28 AM
I can't believe the level of grudge this place holds for a guy who brings so much to this place.

Who, Phil? ROFL

FloridaChief
12-04-2005, 04:31 AM
Who, Phil? ROFL

Yes.

Pants
12-04-2005, 04:48 AM
Who, Phil? ROFL

gochiefs, innit?

beer bacon
12-04-2005, 04:53 AM
This is indeed great. Thanks for taking the time to do something like this gochiefs.

angryllama
12-04-2005, 01:00 PM
Here comes Anderson!
Here comes Anderson!
Right down open running lanes.

Pounding Wesley, smashing Warfield, another 10 yard gain!
To the 40, to the 30, down to the pylon all night.

So stack the line, and say your prayers, 'cause Anderson's running off right!

angryllama
12-04-2005, 01:00 PM
I'm dreaming...of a league title
Just like the ones we used to know...
Where the wins keep coming
And Arrowhead's drumming
Fades like sleighbells down the road, oh...

I'm dreaming...of a rout Sunday
So all the KC trolls will leave
They will come to reality
And see what we all see
That they are waiting to implode, oh!

angryllama
12-04-2005, 01:01 PM
Trent Green the pocket passer
Had a very sloppy arm.
He knew that Champ would spy him
Every single play he throws.
All of the other Broncos
Faster than the Chiefs can be.
Waited for overthrown passes
To run back for a T. D.

Then one sloppy button hook,
Champ was there to say.
"Trenty thanks I owe ya one..
You gave us the divi-si-on.!"

Then how the Broncos loved him
And they shouted out with glee. (T.D.!)
Trenty the pocket passer
You'll go down in history! (like Scott Norwood!)

angryllama
12-04-2005, 01:02 PM
O' poor KC
O' poor KC
How timely are thy losses

O' poor KC
O' poor KC
Homefield's no longer sacred

They walked right in
and took your heart
Then Tatum Bell
Tore you apart

O' poor KC
O' poor KC
Thy season's all but over.

Ari Chi3fs
12-04-2005, 01:22 PM
:cuss:

Coach
12-04-2005, 01:41 PM
O' poor KC
O' poor KC
How timely are thy losses

O' poor KC
O' poor KC
Homefield's no longer sacred

They walked right in
and took your heart
Then Tatum Bell
Tore you apart

O' poor KC
O' poor KC
Thy season's all but over.

Need I remind you that although last year we split, we totally kicked your asses up and down the field, Larry Johnson owned the entire defense and Kennison owned your boy Chump?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better than a team that you say "sucks" even though that team just stomped the living s**t out of your team makes you look like a total moron.

Need I remind you that last year, if the Colts hadn't pulled Manning and James in 3 snaps and the rest of the starters before the second quarter was done that your playoff spot would have belonged to the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better because you made the playoffs by beating a second string shell of a team that pulled their two best players after three snaps makes you look like a moron squared?

Need I remind you that the team you may most likely play in the playoffs again, probably will destroy your asses in the playoffs, just like last year?

Big f**king deal. Now go be a good little boy and fetch me some coffee.

angryllama
12-04-2005, 02:25 PM
Need I remind you that although last year we split, we totally kicked your asses up and down the field, Larry Johnson owned the entire defense and Kennison owned your boy Chump?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better than a team that you say "sucks" even though that team just stomped the living s**t out of your team makes you look like a total moron.

Need I remind you that last year, if the Colts hadn't pulled Manning and James in 3 snaps and the rest of the starters before the second quarter was done that your playoff spot would have belonged to the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better because you made the playoffs by beating a second string shell of a team that pulled their two best players after three snaps makes you look like a moron squared?

Need I remind you that the team you may most likely play in the playoffs again, probably will destroy your asses in the playoffs, just like last year?

Big f**king deal. Now go be a good little boy and fetch me some coffee.

Water off of a duck's back, my friend!

ChiTown
12-04-2005, 02:33 PM
Water off of a duck's back, my friend!

You missed your calling as a ...................retard, or maybe not.

j/k

Numbah One
12-04-2005, 11:58 PM
This thread will be a yearly tradition from now on.

Coach
12-04-2005, 11:59 PM
Water off of a duck's back, my friend!

Very well then. I'd like an AFLAC please.