View Full Version : Smegma, a foul smelling cheesy substance

Bob Dole
10-06-2000, 12:03 PM
Or, perhaps, something spewed forth by some of the AFC West fans that have appeared here lately.

(Bob Dole just needed to vent a little...)

One Arrowhead Dave
10-06-2000, 12:09 PM


Baby Lee
10-06-2000, 12:13 PM
From news of the weird

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>An August Wall Street Journal dispatch from Nuoro, Sardinia (Italy), described locals' love for "casu marzu"
("rotten cheese"), brown lumps of sheep dairy, crawling with maggots, a "viscous, pungent goo that burns the tongue" and
whose "wiggling worms (often) jump straight toward the eyes with ballistic precision." Though the cheese is banned by the government, a black market has pushed the price to double that for ordinary cheese. Some locals believe the maggots provide authentication, in that it is only when the
maggots die that the cheese is inedible. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think the maggots have died on some of the AFC West foes' cheese

Clint in Wichita
10-06-2000, 12:41 PM

Homer J. Simpson

10-06-2000, 01:03 PM
JC - That just ma be the grossest thing I hear all week, ewww.

10-06-2000, 01:08 PM
mmmmmmmm - protein.

[This message has been edited by KPhobia (edited 10-06-2000).]

Mark M
10-06-2000, 01:47 PM
I hope Bob Dole feels better...I know I don't--er--do.

just goes to show, make something illegal, and,no matter how f!!ked up it is, people will want it.

10-06-2000, 01:48 PM
What's that odor I smell?

10-06-2000, 01:54 PM
I think that's stomach bile, George.

10-06-2000, 01:57 PM
Man, you can really tell we don't have a game this week....

Mark M
10-06-2000, 01:59 PM
pretty sad, ain't it? Maybe we should troll around the Seahawks site...tell them Bono is looking for work

--Leaving now...this board is getting spooky http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Type y'all this weekend

10-06-2000, 02:01 PM
'scuse me while I puke in my wastebasket.

10-06-2000, 02:01 PM
Don't several of you guys play Fantasy Football? Then YOU DO have a game this week.

FOCUS PEOPLE!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey, BTW, is smegma anything like VegaMite?

hard to smell that stuff with this crazy glue tube stuck to my nose

10-06-2000, 02:01 PM
The only reason it smells so bad is 'cause we're not at Arrowhead in the open air venting!!!!!!!!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

10-06-2000, 02:03 PM
I think it is more similar to what a woman gets if she is promiscuous and has very bad bathing habits....


10-06-2000, 02:03 PM
Hey, GREAT idea Mark!!

Better yet, let's find jq's fav Faida BB. We can go sling it with our next opponent.

Does anyone else think SanFran is gonna shock da faidas this week?


Give TRich the Ball!!!</B>

10-06-2000, 02:05 PM

What's the diff? Only diff I see w/ that is the hemisphere.


10-06-2000, 02:11 PM
Mark, according to the theory in post#6, I would officially like to make it illegal for everyone to give me money...and for hot women to call for meaningless pokes. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I once data a girl, who was a Bronco fan; she had a chronic smegma condition.....I could have lived with the "stank" but not the fact that she rooted for the Donx...had to let er' go.

10-06-2000, 02:19 PM
My wife suffers from smegma... Actually I suffer from my wife's smegma condition!

Bob Dole
10-06-2000, 03:55 PM
That's more detail than Bob Dole needed, Fly.<P>

10-06-2000, 04:07 PM
If we're down to smegma, and it's only Friday, all I want to know is with a bye week coming, what in the name of all that is un-holy will be posted by the middle of next week?

10-06-2000, 04:14 PM
Unshaven tushie hairs of 300lb Russian women??!!

10-06-2000, 05:23 PM
Yikes!!!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/eek.gif

10-06-2000, 06:12 PM
Is smegma related to magma?!

Bob Dole
10-07-2000, 06:08 AM
Bob Dole thinks that might be a wee bit painful...