Rain Man
12-06-2005, 01:10 PM
Two weeks ago, I was rooting for Arizona to beat Jacksonville. Oh. Yeah. No freaking way.
This past week, I was voting for Oakland to beat San Diego. Ummm, nope. And I was voting for Cleveland to beat Jacksonville. Nada. Zippo.
Now next week I have to vote for Chicago* at Pittsburgh, Indianapolis** against Jacksonville, the Jets*** against Oakland, Baltimore against Denver, and Miami against San Diego.
I wish some of our opponents would play a Division I team once in a while.
* Okay, yeah. They've got a good record. They've also beat Matt Millen's Lions twice, Minnesota at about the time of the Tit-anic scandal, the Ravens, the Saints, the 49ers, the Panthers at about the time of Lesbogate****, Tampa Bay, and Green Bay. I think wutamess's playground team could beat most of those.
** Worst 12-0 team in the league
*** It makes no difference in the playoffs, but of course I have to root against the Raiders.
**** I know that didn't make a difference, but I just wanted to use the word "Lesbogate" and relive those heady days of NFL cheerleader sex.
This past week, I was voting for Oakland to beat San Diego. Ummm, nope. And I was voting for Cleveland to beat Jacksonville. Nada. Zippo.
Now next week I have to vote for Chicago* at Pittsburgh, Indianapolis** against Jacksonville, the Jets*** against Oakland, Baltimore against Denver, and Miami against San Diego.
I wish some of our opponents would play a Division I team once in a while.
* Okay, yeah. They've got a good record. They've also beat Matt Millen's Lions twice, Minnesota at about the time of the Tit-anic scandal, the Ravens, the Saints, the 49ers, the Panthers at about the time of Lesbogate****, Tampa Bay, and Green Bay. I think wutamess's playground team could beat most of those.
** Worst 12-0 team in the league
*** It makes no difference in the playoffs, but of course I have to root against the Raiders.
**** I know that didn't make a difference, but I just wanted to use the word "Lesbogate" and relive those heady days of NFL cheerleader sex.