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Count Alex's Losses
12-06-2005, 01:28 PM
Phil blew out a knee.

I also fancy myself an athlete. I play a lot of softball and recreational football. I blew out a knee 2 weeks ago making a cut that I probably shouldn't have tried. So if you see me gimping around Arrowhead, say hello.

Hoover
12-06-2005, 01:35 PM
I thought this was about the big move....

I like Phil, I think he is a hell of a guy, but this Phil talk have to end. Its like you break up with a girl and all your firends are still talking about her because they think you care.

Count Alex's Losses
12-06-2005, 01:36 PM
Hell, I was trying to be funny.

siberian khatru
12-06-2005, 01:36 PM
I thought this was about the big move....

I like Phil, I think he is a hell of a guy, but this Phil talk have to end. Its like you break up with a girl and all your firends are still talking about her because they think you care.


Yeah, but unlike that girl, Phil gave really good head.

Cochise
12-06-2005, 01:37 PM
I move that we change the name of ScanlonPlanet to PhilPlanet

ChiTown
12-06-2005, 01:39 PM
Yeah, but unlike that girl, Phil gave really good head.

Yeah, but does he swallow?

seclark
12-06-2005, 01:40 PM
Yeah, but unlike that girl, Phil gave really good head.
i laughed.
sec

BigMeatballDave
12-06-2005, 01:42 PM
He mentioned he had a prick in his mouth a few years back...

Rain Man
12-06-2005, 01:46 PM
I knew that this WPI move would be bad news for him.

Count Alex's Losses
12-06-2005, 01:46 PM
I move that we change the name of ScanlonPlanet to PhilPlanet

What? It's GoChiefsPlanet.

Rain Man
12-06-2005, 01:49 PM
I remember once when I was changing a tire and the car fell on me, and phobia lifted it off of me with one hand without even spilling the diet caffeine-free RC Cola in his other hand.

Chief Henry
12-06-2005, 01:51 PM
Get well soon Phil. Your not 18 anymore.

Cochise
12-06-2005, 01:52 PM
Phobia taught me how to spank a child and make love to a woman.

Goapics1
12-06-2005, 01:53 PM
I remember once when I was changing a tire and the car fell on me, and phobia lifted it off of me with one hand without even spilling the diet caffeine-free RC Cola in his other hand.

Phil = Tedy Bruschi.

KCTitus
12-06-2005, 01:54 PM
I guess Phil wont be highstepping down the sideline balancing a football on his pickle anytime soon.

siberian khatru
12-06-2005, 01:54 PM
Phobia taught me how to spank a child and make love to a woman.

Funny, he taught me how to spank a woman and make love to a child.

Count Alex's Losses
12-06-2005, 01:56 PM
Funny, he taught me how to spank a woman and make love to a child.

ROFL

BIG_DADDY
12-06-2005, 01:56 PM
Funny, he taught me how to spank a woman and make love to a child.

ROFL That one was teed up nicely.

memyselfI
12-06-2005, 01:57 PM
Funny, he taught me how to spank a woman and make love to a child.

I know I shouldn't laugh, I know it encourages deviant behavior, I know I shouldn't laugh...

siberian khatru
12-06-2005, 02:00 PM
Honest, officer, she told me she was 16.

Stinger
12-06-2005, 02:02 PM
Funny, he taught me how to spank a woman and make love to a child.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://www.richardgraham.net/photos/DayGame/Homerun.jpg

Cochise
12-06-2005, 02:02 PM
Phobia blew out his knee, then ripped the ligaments out with his bare hands and used them to strangle some dude from NEPA.

Count Alex's Losses
12-06-2005, 02:02 PM
Honest, officer, she told me she was 16.

Move to Britain. 16 is legal.

Cochise
12-06-2005, 02:03 PM
Phobia once killed 1,000 Philistines with the jawbone of a donkey.

Cochise
12-06-2005, 02:03 PM
I'm glad that someone was able to split the uprights with that placement :D

memyselfI
12-06-2005, 02:04 PM
Phobia once killed 1,000 Philistines with the jawbone of a donkey.

Ah, now the tall tales begin...

next thing you know Phil is a messiah. ROFL

Dave Lane
12-06-2005, 02:05 PM
Phil blew out a knee.

Hey he cut to avoid a sack from me. And it wasn't "blown out" he was walking fine and reffed the rest of the game. And plus it was a clean hit I didn't lead with the crown of my helmet and ... uuuhhh ... oh well never mind...

Dave

ChiTown
12-06-2005, 02:06 PM
I once saw Phil run over a Mother cat with his truck. Then, he got out of his truck and taunted the babies. It was ruthless I tell you, ruthless................

I learned from that day forward, never, and I mean never, **** with The Man.

Boozer
12-06-2005, 02:07 PM
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Phil instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

ChiefsFan4Life
12-06-2005, 02:25 PM
Move over Teddy Bruschi, Phobia is the new half-man, half-centaur

I wish he was my dad

Saulbadguy
12-06-2005, 02:31 PM
JD just showed up at WPI. Things could get interesting.

Dave Lane
12-06-2005, 02:40 PM
JD just showed up at WPI. Things could get interesting.

Oh crap now I have to sign up! Now if only KCJ was to sign up over there whew boy!

Dave

Cochise
12-06-2005, 02:40 PM
Great, the Phobarazzi I'm sure will start 10 more threads to report on the new happenings.

Rain Man
12-06-2005, 02:41 PM
Move over Teddy Bruschi, Phobia is the new half-man, half-centaur

I wish he was my dad


He is. He reproduces via airborne spores so he can impregnate entire cities at one time.

Cochise
12-06-2005, 02:43 PM
Avian flu is actually the normal human reaction after exposure to Phobia's manly scent.

Calcountry
12-06-2005, 02:44 PM
What? It's GoChiefsPlanet.Don't get ahead of yourself Palpatine.

Count Alex's Losses
12-06-2005, 02:44 PM
Don't get ahead of yourself Palpatine.

Unlimited power!

Rain Man
12-06-2005, 02:46 PM
Phobia once killed 1,000 Philistines with the jawbone of a donkey.

And then he revealed that his name is Phil and killed 1,000 Phobistines.

Calcountry
12-06-2005, 02:46 PM
Unlimited power!Clouded, the dark side is.

siberian khatru
12-06-2005, 02:48 PM
Avian flu is actually the normal human reaction after exposure to Phobia's manly scent.

Manly? He smells like Bigfoot's dick!

memyselfI
12-06-2005, 02:49 PM
Phil, is missing a shoe...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/945000/images/_948331_brian150.jpg

Mark M
12-06-2005, 02:52 PM
next thing you know Phil is a messiah. ROFL

Phil: I am NOT the Messiah!

Saulbadguy: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Phil: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Saulbadguy: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!

Phil: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right... I AM the Messiah!

Followers, en masse: He is! He is the Messiah!

Phil: Now, **** off!

[long silence]

Saulbadguy: How shall we **** off, oh Lord?

MM
~~;) :D

memyselfI
12-06-2005, 02:59 PM
Phil: I am NOT the Messiah!

Saulbadguy: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

Phil: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Saulbadguy: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity!

Phil: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right... I AM the Messiah!

Followers, en masse: He is! He is the Messiah!

Phil: Now, **** off!

[long silence]

Saulbadguy: How shall we **** off, oh Lord?

MM
~~;) :D

:clap: :thumb: ROFL

Have you heard? Phil is missing a shoe.