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Braincase
12-07-2005, 05:50 AM
Your boys over there are whining about the officiating... better get 'em under control...

Cue that Johnny Depp movie from 1990... (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=34374)

siberian khatru
12-07-2005, 06:03 AM
Eh, I just read the first page but I saw mostly Shanahan and Plummer bashing. And I think they were legit points.

jspchief
12-07-2005, 06:33 AM
Ironic that before the game they had a thread about how the Chiefs fans were the biggest whiners in the league.

KCTitus
12-07-2005, 07:10 AM
Ironic that before the game they had a thread about how the Chiefs fans were the biggest whiners in the league.

That thread deserves to be bumped...and bumped...and bumped each time the whining starts.

:D

Brock
12-07-2005, 07:42 AM
We should've won this game (despite the lack of holding penalties called) but anyways.....

ROFL

Count Zarth
12-07-2005, 07:49 AM
For a veritable smorgasboard of whiny comments, do a search on the user watermock.

He's been whining nonstop.

Dartgod
12-07-2005, 08:13 AM
Some of those morans think that Van Pelt should come in as a "relief pitcher" for PlummInt so they have a better chance of hitting the home run ball to Lelie. :rolleyes:

dirk digler
12-07-2005, 08:15 AM
If anyone has the game could you go to the td screen by Anderson, IIRC there is a blatant block in the back on that run.

KCTitus
12-07-2005, 08:22 AM
Some of those morans think that Van Pelt should come in as a "relief pitcher" for PlummInt so they have a better chance of hitting the home run ball to Lelie. :rolleyes:

That's almost as good as the Brister = Elway stuff from 1999.

Dartgod
12-07-2005, 08:23 AM
If anyone has the game could you go to the td screen by Anderson, IIRC there is a blatant block in the back on that run.
How about the 3rd and 3 play leading to their second TD. When Plummer is scrambling, Jared Allen is literally getting tackled from behind. No flag whatsoever. They kept replaying it over and over on the Jumbotron. I was freakin' pissed...

Dartgod
12-07-2005, 08:24 AM
That's almost as good as the Brister = Elway stuff from 1999.
Remember some of the Blackledge/Fuller crap from the 80s? IIRC, Blackledge was the starting QB, but Fuller would come in on 3rd and long situations.

DomCasual
12-07-2005, 08:42 AM
Some of those morans think that Van Pelt should come in as a "relief pitcher" for PlummInt so they have a better chance of hitting the home run ball to Lelie. :rolleyes:
Note to Dartgod: If you are going to call someone morons, get the spelling right. It helps remove the irony factor of the post.

Just doing my best to be helpful, and to contribute to the overall atmosphere of the board. o:-)

Count Zarth
12-07-2005, 08:43 AM
Note to Dartgod: If you are going to call someone morons, get the spelling right. It helps remove the irony factor of the post.

Just doing my best to be helpful, and to contribute to the overall atmosphere of the board. o:-)

I'm not sure if you're serious, but Dartgod sure wasn't:

http://i.xanga.com/Narragansett55/morans.jpg

Don't make the same mistake angryllama did!

siberian khatru
12-07-2005, 08:46 AM
Note to Dartgod: If you are going to call someone morons, get the spelling right. It helps remove the irony factor of the post.

Just doing my best to be helpful, and to contribute to the overall atmosphere of the board. o:-)


Your and idiot.

;) :p

Ari Chi3fs
12-07-2005, 08:53 AM
heh. I love it when n00bs try to correct CP lexicon.

Your resistance is futile!

KCTitus
12-07-2005, 08:56 AM
Remember some of the Blackledge/Fuller crap from the 80s? IIRC, Blackledge was the starting QB, but Fuller would come in on 3rd and long situations.

I dont remember much about the Blackledge era...I think I have mentally blocked that period out. I do, however, remember the Kenny/Fuller debates back in the day. I was just a kid then and all I wanted was a win--something that was hard to come by back in the 80's. UGH!

KCTitus
12-07-2005, 08:58 AM
heh. I love it when n00bs try to correct CP lexicon.

Did someone say Lexicon?

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
29. Valid Rumor - Any speculation on how Carl Peterson almost screwed up a draft pick/trade/FA Acquisition.

---Official Chiefsplanet Spellings---
1. Genious - The Chiefsplanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'Genius'. Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
2. Looser - The Chiefsplanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
3. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
4. Conceded - The Chiefsplanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'conceited'.
5. Moran - The Chiefsplanet spelling of the commonly understood word 'moron'.

Study up, Dom...

DomCasual
12-07-2005, 09:04 AM
I'm not sure if you're serious, but Dartgod sure wasn't:

http://i.xanga.com/Narragansett55/morans.jpg

Don't make the same mistake angryllama did!
Gotcha. Here's my version, but I'm not trying to start a flame war. It's all in good fun. :toast:
http://72.22.74.110/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=12772&stc=1&d=1128552446

siberian khatru
12-07-2005, 09:11 AM
No matter how many times I read that, I still laugh uncontrollably.

DomCasual
12-07-2005, 09:14 AM
No matter how many times I read that, I still laugh uncontrollably.
Me, too. I wonder if he realized when he had the picture taken that it would end up EVERYWHERE - and not in such a good way.

siberian khatru
12-07-2005, 09:17 AM
Me, too. I wonder if he realized when he had the picture taken that it would end up EVERYWHERE - and not in such a good way.

Oh, uh, sorry -- I was talking about Titus' Lexicon.