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Skip Towne
12-07-2005, 06:43 PM
I was just watching Seinfeld and the library cop was after Jerry. His name was Bookman. While growing up in a small town, we had a lumber yard named Woods Lumber and a funeral home named Graves Funeral Home. Do you know of other names that fit their business.

Bob Dole
12-07-2005, 06:45 PM
No.

Skip Towne
12-07-2005, 06:48 PM
No.
I knew you wouldn't, postwhore.

thepascalblaze
12-07-2005, 06:49 PM
When I was a kid I once went to an allergist named Dr. Bloom. There was a dentist in town named Dr. Payne.

milkman
12-07-2005, 06:51 PM
This doesn't fit into the criteria you're looking for, but there's chiropractor in Ventura, Ca who's name is Cocain.

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:09 PM
Dr. Harry Beaver - ObGyn

Coach
12-07-2005, 07:09 PM
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Mecca
12-07-2005, 07:10 PM
The guy who invented the toilet was named..........Thomas Crapper.

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:13 PM
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Skip Towne
12-07-2005, 07:35 PM
Dr. Harry Beaver - ObGyn
No making shit up.

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:38 PM
No making shit up.
That was in fact, the name of an ObGyn in the area. Local radio stations used to call him incessantly. He has since moved his practice.

milkman
12-07-2005, 07:41 PM
That was in fact, the name of an ObGyn in the area. Local radio stations used to call him incessantly. He has since moved his practice.

They pissed him off, so he moved?

What a pussy!

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:42 PM
They pissed him off, so he moved?

What a pussy!
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morphius
12-07-2005, 07:45 PM
My last name is the same as part of the name of the company whose machines I work on. I give the reps lots of crap when they forget my last name.

morphius
12-07-2005, 07:46 PM
I knew a lesbian with the last name Beaver.

Beat that!

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:46 PM
Ther's a thread on the board with my last name in it.

plbrdude
12-07-2005, 07:47 PM
thank God my name is not crap

morphius
12-07-2005, 07:48 PM
Ther's a thread on the board with my last name in it.
Feral or Bitch?

Donger
12-07-2005, 07:48 PM
Dick Trickle

chiefs4me
12-07-2005, 07:51 PM
my username fits this thread........chiefs4me....ROFL

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:52 PM
Feral or Bitch?
Oh sure, don't pick a name like McLane or Roaf or Allen. Bastage.

Simplex3
12-07-2005, 07:52 PM
That was in fact, the name of an ObGyn in the area. Local radio stations used to call him incessantly. He has since moved his practice.
Yeah, because the people in the next town weren't going to pick up on that. :rolleyes:

milkman
12-07-2005, 07:52 PM
Dick Trickle

Was he a Depends user?

Donger
12-07-2005, 07:54 PM
Dick Trickle

No. He just wasn't very good.

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:54 PM
Yeah, because the people in the next town weren't going to pick up on that. :rolleyes:
He moved to the next town? I heard he was out on the coast. Hmmm ...

morphius
12-07-2005, 07:54 PM
Oh sure, don't pick a name like McLane or Roaf or Allen. Bastage.
Bastage would prob be a fitting last name for me. Of course yesterday I looked at the guy across from me at work and said, "I was about to say (sarcastically), "That I love being me", but then I looked over and said to myself, well, at least I'm not you. And that made me feel better". I think he had more interesting names then Bastage for me.

4th and Long
12-07-2005, 07:56 PM
Bastage would prob be a fitting last name for me. Of course yesterday I looked at the guy across from me at work and said, "I was about to say (sarcastically), "That I love being me", but then I looked over and said to myself, well, at least I'm not you. And that made me feel better". I think he had more interesting names then Bastage for me.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Frankie
12-07-2005, 08:26 PM
We have an Orthopedic surgeon here named Dr Lang. In Farsi "Lang" means "Lame" (As in crippled).

Frankie
12-07-2005, 08:31 PM
Not totally related to the topic but FWIW,.... the well-known commissioner of Baseball from 1969 to 1984 was Bowie Kuhn (Pronounced Boo-ee Key-yune). That pronunciation (again in Farsi) translates to "Smelly Asshole."

Ari Chi3fs
12-07-2005, 08:33 PM
Newcomer's Funeral Home, always makes me chuckle a very small bit.

kcfanintitanhell
12-07-2005, 08:38 PM
When I was a kid, our family doctor's last name was Carver.
And don't ask me to elaborate on the Des Moines Register article I carried around in my wallet till it crumbled about the high school girl BB player by the name of Fonda Dicks...
(guess that was all the elaboration necessary) :p

Skip Towne
12-07-2005, 08:42 PM
Not totally related to the topic but FWIW,.... the well-known commissioner of Baseball from 1969 to 1984 was Bowie Kuhn (Pronounced Boo-ee Key-yune). That pronunciation (again in Farsi) translates to "Smelly Asshole."
I heard Frankie in Farsi translates to shit-for-brains.

Skip Towne
12-07-2005, 08:46 PM
Bill Lear (Lear Jet) named his daughter Chanda.

Frankie
12-07-2005, 08:47 PM
I heard Frankie in Farsi translates to shit-for-brains.You must be Bowie Kuhn..... (In Farsi.)

Iowanian
12-07-2005, 09:27 PM
my username fits this thread........chiefs4me....ROFL

Oh, you've got room for at least 2, DP4me...threadwrecker and flo.

Iowanian
12-07-2005, 09:28 PM
You must be Bowie Kuhn..... (In Farsi.)

I'm suprised you didn't add that as your favorite food in BD's recipee thread in your honor.

chiefs4me
12-07-2005, 09:32 PM
Oh, you've got room for at least 2, DP4me...threadwrecker and flo.





:rolleyes: that's three...................ROFL

Iowanian
12-07-2005, 09:36 PM
"AT LEAST 2"

chiefs4me
12-07-2005, 09:41 PM
"AT LEAST 2"










ROFL

Skip Towne
12-07-2005, 09:42 PM
:rolleyes: that's three...................ROFL
I like Flo the best. It's easy to spell.

Zebedee DuBois
12-07-2005, 09:43 PM
My former dentist was Dr. Hook.

milkman
12-07-2005, 09:46 PM
My former dentist was Dr. Hook.

So that's what happened to him.

Was the rest of the band in the office?

chiefs4me
12-07-2005, 10:00 PM
I like Flo the best. It's easy to spell.









:D

chagrin
12-08-2005, 08:36 AM
I always thought Siemens technology was pretty funny

sedated
12-08-2005, 09:01 AM
too bad he's just a punter...

Alton deFlat
12-08-2005, 09:41 AM
We have a strip joint in our town called Woodys. I'm sure that was intentional though.

chagrin
12-08-2005, 09:43 AM
Ex-Customer:

Sublet's Rent All

Sublet was his last name


Also once noticed an Attorney that I was calling on, and yes this is true, not one of those "a friend of mine..."

Harry Balszac
Attorney At Law

Very fitting