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Mecca
12-07-2005, 06:46 PM
True Facts about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
Assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
Beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris had his own version of Punk'd. Only in his version, he
would walk around and roundhouse kick people in the throats.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris
ate 12 Asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too
much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU
RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't
*beep* with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony
of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile
radius of the blast went deaf.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked
15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds
of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat
that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling,
"Bang!"

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he
can "accidentally" beat the *beep* out of little kids.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said,
"Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back
five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and wh! en he threw
it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry
sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a
roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
Wednesday of the month.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse
kicked her into a glacier.

In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton
for one scene and nobody noticed.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If
you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my
virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him
exact change.

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from
"Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of
Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just
to prove he isn't a racist.

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and preceded to roundhouse every
popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and *beep* on their
floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He
also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put
razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on
his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who
just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris
calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse
kicks them in the face.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually
a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that
day.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly
after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew
once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to *beep*

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high
school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees
to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused
kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang
every girl in the stadium.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has
not had to pay taxes ever.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris appeared in "Street Fighter II" but was removed by beta testers after they found out that every button caused Norris to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about the glitch, Norris replied, "that's no glitch."

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked
names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris died three years ago, but the grim reaper doesn't have the guts to tell him.

Bruce Lee's death was actually caused by Bruce asking Chuck Norris to teach him how to really perform a roundhouse kick.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected
with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course,
to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once pulled a bus full of school children teetering over the edge of a cliff back onto the road with his bare hands, saving everybody inside. Even as they cheered, he screamed, "I'm not your savior!" and headbutted the bus over the edge, sending them all to their horrible doom.

siberian khatru
12-07-2005, 06:47 PM
As opposed to "not true" facts. "Unfacts"?

Mecca
12-07-2005, 06:52 PM
I'd just like to add........

http://chucknorrissuicide.ytmnd.com/
http://chuckgod.ytmnd.com/

ENDelt260
12-07-2005, 07:03 PM
F*ck this thread.

Mecca
12-07-2005, 07:06 PM
F*ck this thread.

Hey........don't F*ck with the Chuck!

siberian khatru
12-07-2005, 07:08 PM
Hey........don't F*ck with the Chuck!

You'll have to excuse ENDelt. He's having pussycat problems.

Reaper16
12-07-2005, 07:08 PM
Bill Brasky vs Chuck Norris vs Mike Ditka vs Rich Scanlon... Steel Cage - No Holds Barred.
Who wins?

Mecca
12-07-2005, 07:09 PM
You'll have to excuse ENDelt. He's having pussy problems.

All the fat chicks leave his area?

Rain Man
12-07-2005, 07:14 PM
I'm starting to think that Chuck Norris is really just a wimp with a good p.r. firm.

Ultra Peanut
12-07-2005, 07:17 PM
http://chuckgod.ytmnd.com/ROFL

You've redeemed yourself.

Miles
12-07-2005, 07:21 PM
http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Mecca
12-07-2005, 07:27 PM
ROFL

You've redeemed yourself.

But it gets better...........
http://august-norris.ytmnd.com/
http://inchuckwetrust.ytmnd.com/
http://poorchuck.ytmnd.com/

Donger
12-07-2005, 07:29 PM
I seem to recall that our own JennyGump laid Chuck once. Strange that, I always thought that Chuck was gay.

ArrowheadHawk
12-07-2005, 07:30 PM
uhhh

Mecca
12-07-2005, 07:33 PM
uhhh

You obviously don't understand the humor factor that is Chuck Norris.

SLAG
12-07-2005, 07:45 PM
You Really should have gone through and replaces Chuck Norris with Rich Scanlon

Jenny Gump
12-07-2005, 09:14 PM
I seem to recall that our own JennyGump laid Chuck once. Strange that, I always thought that Chuck was gay.

I didn't lay him...my God, this is how rumors get started.

Donger, don't you have someone to wake up before you go go?

SNR
12-07-2005, 10:46 PM
LOL TEH HILARIOUS!!!

BTW, any1 c dis vid uv dis 1 kid pretendin 2 b ina star wars moo-v? LOL he uses a stick 4 a lightsaber relee funny chit u gotta check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one11

Dunit35
12-07-2005, 10:53 PM
Hahaha, that is some funny stuff right there. Mecca great find.

Reaper16
12-07-2005, 10:54 PM
LOL TEH HILARIOUS!!!

BTW, any1 c dis vid uv dis 1 kid pretendin 2 b ina star wars moo-v? LOL he uses a stick 4 a lightsaber relee funny chit u gotta check it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one11
My thoughts exactly. :) More subtle than simply posting OLD

Halfcan
12-07-2005, 11:04 PM
Chuck got owned by Bruce in Revenge of the Dragon-best on camera fight ever. Chuck has admitted Bruce was untouchable-baddest ever!!

Except for Halfcan of course-lol

Sybil
12-07-2005, 11:05 PM
Chuck has a nice ass. :)

el borracho
12-07-2005, 11:11 PM
All your base are belong to Chuck.

KcMizzou
12-08-2005, 03:48 AM
Bill Brasky vs Chuck Norris vs Mike Ditka vs Rich Scanlon... Steel Cage - No Holds Barred.
Who wins? The fans, my friend... the fans.

greg63
12-08-2005, 05:22 AM
Chuck got owned by Bruce in Revenge of the Dragon-best on camera fight ever. Chuck has admitted Bruce was untouchable-baddest ever!!

Except for Halfcan of course-lol

Yup! ya beat me to it! :banghead: :D

Area 51
12-08-2005, 07:22 AM
I'm no Chuck Norris fan, but why go to these lengths to say, well, what are you trying to say?

I didn't see much I would consider funny, but hey, whatever floats your gig.

Kerberos
12-08-2005, 07:37 AM
If "YOU" have EVER had a life changing moment by watching an episode of "Walker Texas Ranger".....



WELL .... You JUST might be a REDNECK!



Chuck Rules!



:D


.

Mecca
12-08-2005, 07:09 PM
Oh but there are more............

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.

In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.

Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:10 PM
I should merge this with the FSM thread.

Donger
12-08-2005, 07:12 PM
I didn't lay him...my God, this is how rumors get started.

What, you mean like making sh*t up?

Donger, don't you have someone to wake up before you go go?

ROFL

You're evil, and I'm suddenly horny.

Donger
12-08-2005, 07:13 PM
I should merge this with the FSM thread.

FSM thread? What dat?

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm ****ing clueless, but what the **** is with all this Chuck Norris bullshit? The whole ****ing internet is ****ing obsessed with Chuck ****ING Norris? What the **** did he do to deserve so much attention recently?

**** Chuck Norris.

Donger
12-08-2005, 07:17 PM
I'm ****ing clueless, but what the **** is with all this Chuck Norris bullshit? The whole ****ing internet is ****ing obsessed with Chuck ****ING Norris? What the **** did he do to deserve so much attention recently?

**** Chuck Norris.

I heard that Jenny blew him once. Does that count?

Mecca
12-08-2005, 07:17 PM
I'm ****ing clueless, but what the **** is with all this Chuck Norris bullshit? The whole ****ing internet is ****ing obsessed with Chuck ****ING Norris? What the **** did he do to deserve so much attention recently?

**** Chuck Norris.

Only some of us can truely appreciate all that is Chuck Norris.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:18 PM
**** yes, Saul... let that shit out!

Ultra Peanut
12-08-2005, 07:18 PM
I'm ****ing clueless, but what the **** is with all this Chuck Norris bullshit? The whole ****ing internet is ****ing obsessed with Chuck ****ING Norris? What the **** did he do to deserve so much attention recently?

**** Chuck Norris.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:19 PM
Only some of us can truely appreciate all that is Chuck Norris.
He's a ****ing cock sucker who makes shitty ****ing movies. Walker Texas Ranger? It has its moments I guess, but still a shitty show.

One time that little shit from the "Sixth Sense" was on the show, and he said "Walker told me I have AIDS". ****ing CLASSIC!

Mecca
12-08-2005, 07:21 PM
He's a ****ing cock sucker who makes shitty ****ing movies. Walker Texas Ranger? It has its moments I guess, but still a shitty show.

One time that little shit from the "Sixth Sense" was on the show, and he said "Walker told me I have AIDS". ****ing CLASSIC!


http://wtmiha.ytmnd.com/

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:22 PM
He's a ****ing cock sucker who makes shitty ****ing movies. Walker Texas Ranger? It has its moments I guess, but still a shitty show.

One time that little shit from the "Sixth Sense" was on the show, and he said "Walker told me I have AIDS". ****ing CLASSIC!
Walker is gold just because of the Walker lever on Conan.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:22 PM
OH, SNAP!

I should go to the liquor store. This shit would be 10x funnier if I was shitfaced.

Ultra Peanut
12-08-2005, 07:24 PM
Chuck Norris had one weakness... (http://chuckweak.ytmnd.com/)

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:25 PM
I have a bottle of root beer schnapps.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:30 PM
I have a bottle of root beer schnapps.
What's the alcohol content on that?

Up at my regular bar, they have two root beer schnapps. One is your standard twenty or thirty proof or whatever f*cking schnapps and pucker the like are.... then they've got some 90 or 100 proof root beer liquor. It's f*cking genius.... when a bartender offers a chick a shot of root beer schnapps, she's gonna say yes... and, well, you can guess where it goes from there.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:31 PM
Its 30 proof, not strong.

I do have a bottle of Peppermint schnapps that is 100 proof.

Mecca
12-08-2005, 07:32 PM
http://thongforce5.ytmnd.com/

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:33 PM
Its 30 proof, not strong.

I do have a bottle of Peppermint schnapps that is 100 proof.
Why the **** do you have so much schnapps in your house? Did you have a gay roommate move out or something?

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:35 PM
Why the **** do you have so much schnapps in your house? Did you have a gay roommate move out or something?
My liquor cabinet isn't very well stocked.

Skip Towne
12-08-2005, 07:36 PM
I like the 100 proof Hot Damn. Cinnamon schnapps. It will knock you on your ass very quickly.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:37 PM
I'm a fan of Goldschlager, personally.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:39 PM
My liquor cabinet isn't very well stocked.
I don't have a drop of liquor in my house.... but, if i did it would start with whiskey and vodka and move on from there.

Skip Towne
12-08-2005, 07:42 PM
I don't have a drop of liquor in my house.... but, if i did it would start with whiskey and vodka and move on from there.
I wouldn't think liquor would last very long in your house. Just a hunch.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:43 PM
I don't have a drop of liquor in my house.... but, if i did it would start with whiskey and vodka and move on from there.
I'm not a big whiskey fan. Vodka, I go cheap. McCormicks in a plastic bottle. From there, i've got a couple bottles of tequila (one Sauza (cheap), one bottle of some good shit), captain morgan, st brendans, kahlua, bottle of jager in the freezer, couple bottles of saki, rootbeer, butterscotch, and peppermint schnapps. Oh, and a bottle of grand marnier. Just a mixed bag, really.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:44 PM
I wouldn't think liquor would last very long in your house. Just a hunch.
Yeah, it doesn't. That's why I don't have any. Trying to stock my house with liquor is a lost cause.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:46 PM
Vodka, I go cheap. McCormicks in a plastic bottle.

My neighbor is a fan of Stoli. But, he found that when he bought a bunch of liquor his drunk friends (coughnotmecough) would just drink it all and he was tired of paying to keep Stoli in his house. So, he started buying Albertson's brand (Albertson's is a grocery store out here) vodka and pouring it into an empty Stoli bottle.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:47 PM
I don't mind bad vodka. I just don't use as much.

Bad tequila is another story. That juarez shit tears me up. I can drink one margarita mixed with that and be shitfaced the entire night.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:48 PM
I tell ya what's terrible vodka... that "3" shit.

I'd rather drink Alberton's vodka... and it's a third the price... if that much.

**** 3. ****ing soy bullshit.

Boozer
12-08-2005, 07:48 PM
Yeah, it doesn't. That's why I don't have any. Trying to stock my house with liquor is a lost cause.

That's an expected result when you can kill a fifth of Seven in an evening.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:49 PM
That's an expected result when you can kill a fifth of Seven in an evening.
Heh... while just sitting around relaxing watching a movie.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:49 PM
soy vodka? Never heard of it. Heard of potato vodka.

Skip Towne
12-08-2005, 07:50 PM
My neighbor is a fan of Stoli. But, he found that when he bought a bunch of liquor his drunk friends (coughnotmecough) would just drink it all and he was tired of paying to keep Stoli in his house. So, he started buying Albertson's brand (Albertson's is a grocery store out here) vodka and pouring it into an empty Stoli bottle.
I have a buddy with that problem only with Scotch. So he buys the cheap shit and pours into the good bottles. He calls it "aging scotch".

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:51 PM
soy vodka? Never heard of it. Heard of potato vodka.
It's crap.

Months ago my neighbor and I went into the local liquor store to pick up a keg. While in there we're talking to the owner and ask if he's got anything good.... he tells about this cool new vodka.... "here... I give you two for one"

Yeah, we found out why when we got home. My neighbor was kinda pissed he dropped $30 or whatever it was for *two* fifths. I can't imagine spending it on one.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:52 PM
Scotch...****ing nasty. I don't see how anyone drinks that shit.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:53 PM
Scotch...****ing nasty. I don't see how anyone drinks that shit.
Ok... it's not that you had a gay roommate... *you're* the gay one.

Got it.

Frazod
12-08-2005, 07:56 PM
Scotch...****ing nasty. I don't see how anyone drinks that shit.

Apparently you've never had any GOOD scotch.

Either that or you're just a f#cking moron. :D

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:57 PM
I don't think those are mutually exclusive, Fraz.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:57 PM
Apparently you've never had any GOOD scotch.

Either that or you're just a f#cking moron. :D
Probably.

The only kind i've tried is Chivas Regal. Is that any good? I doubt it, since my dad bought it, and he is a cheap bastard.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Hey Saul... do you like appletinis?

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Hey Saul... do you like appletinis?
No. Don't really like anything that ends in "tini".

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 08:00 PM
Mixed drink(s) of choice-
White russian (favorite)
Rum and coke
Vodka sour

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 08:02 PM
I like white russians, but I can't drink 'em all night. Just too much dairy.

I could open the evening with five or six of 'em, though... then I'd have to move on to vodka tonics or 7-n-7's or something.

Frazod
12-08-2005, 08:02 PM
Probably.

The only kind i've tried is Chivas Regal. Is that any good? I doubt it, since my dad bought it, and he is a cheap bastard.

Try 18 year old Macallan single malt. It'll only set you back $130 or so for a bottle, but damn, it's good.

Of course, for a more reasonable price, try Glenlivet, Glenmorangie or Glenfiddich, 12 year old variety, for about $30 a bottle. 12 year old Maccallan is about $40 a bottle.

Chivas is shit compared to any of them.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 08:04 PM
I'll try that, I guess.

Rausch
12-08-2005, 08:18 PM
Scotch...****ing nasty. I don't see how anyone drinks that shit.

listopencil
12-08-2005, 08:35 PM
Try 18 year old Macallan single malt. It'll only set you back $130 or so for a bottle, but damn, it's good.

Of course, for a more reasonable price, try Glenlivet, Glenmorangie or Glenfiddich, 12 year old variety, for about $30 a bottle. 12 year old Maccallan is about $40 a bottle.

Chivas is shit compared to any of them.




Heh. I got my Dad some teenage single malt for his birthday once. I don't remember the brand but it was expensive as hell. Mighty fine stuff, though.

ENDelt260
12-08-2005, 08:39 PM
I like my girls like I like my scotch.... twelve years old and mixed up with coke.*



*I'm kidding, of course. I would never mix twelve year old scotch with coke.

Saulbadguy
01-09-2006, 07:13 PM
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

chefsos
01-09-2006, 07:34 PM
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them...

We're all going to die.

Bwana
01-20-2006, 11:53 AM
Because you can never have to many fuggen Norris threads on the front page!

CoMoChief
01-20-2006, 11:58 AM
Because you can never have to many fuggen Norris threads on the front page!


:LOL: Sorry I didnt see the thread.

Rausch
01-20-2006, 12:01 PM
We're all going to die.

By flying spin kick to the spleen...

Bwana
01-20-2006, 01:13 PM
By flying spin kick to the spleen...

Or a jump spinning roundhouse kick to the head. :)

ENDelt260
02-27-2006, 09:52 PM
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