PDA

View Full Version : F_ck Taco John, F_ck the Broncos, F_ck Orangemane, and F_ck John Lynch.


Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 09:27 AM
Right in their gaping, eager asses with a broomstick.

Any questions?

dirk digler
12-08-2005, 09:28 AM
No thanks

KCFalcon59
12-08-2005, 09:29 AM
You've pretty much said it all. Thanks

cmh6476
12-08-2005, 09:29 AM
bitter much?

JBucc
12-08-2005, 09:29 AM
They're so used to it they'd hardly feel a broomstick, try something like a baseball bat or 4x4

chiefs4me
12-08-2005, 09:29 AM
ROFL.........no, I think that covers it all......:D

Katipan
12-08-2005, 09:32 AM
Can I help?

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 09:33 AM
Can I help?

How big are your fists?

Saulbadguy
12-08-2005, 09:33 AM
Only if it has alot of splinters.

Ari Chi3fs
12-08-2005, 09:44 AM
Yeah!! and push down their handicapped Orange Mane members!!

Ari Chi3fs
12-08-2005, 09:45 AM
oh wait... nm. bad timing.

Katipan
12-08-2005, 09:49 AM
How big are your fists?

Not so big, but I have long fingers.

Sybil
12-08-2005, 09:49 AM
Right in their gaping, eager asses with a broomstick.

Any questions?
I agree with the sentiment of your post.

I'm wondering though, are you the openly gay member others talk about here? I mean, between the avatar and the imagery of your post...

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 09:57 AM
I agree with the sentiment of your post.

I'm wondering though, are you the openly gay member others talk about here? I mean, between the avatar and the imagery of your post...


LOL! That's truly funny!

Although there are a few members of this site who wish I was gay so they could at least feel they have a shot at my wife, I am not gay* by any means.


*I am not even happy and carefree.

Delano
12-08-2005, 10:06 AM
I bet this thread makes their holes itch.

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:16 AM
LOL! That's truly funny!

Although there are a few members of this site who wish I was gay so they could at least feel they have a shot at my wife, I am not gay* by any means.


*I am not even happy and carefree.
Cool. Fair enough. I was just curious. Would it be a break from forum decorum for me to ask who that is? So I don't make the same mistake with say a couple of others who've set off my gaydar....NTTAWWT, of course.

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:16 AM
Wow honey, did you have some piss in your coffee this morning or just a little bit of pent up aggression to get out!?!

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:17 AM
Cool. Fair enough. I was just curious. Would it be a break from forum decorum for me to ask who that is? So I don't make the same mistake with say a couple of others who've set off my gaydar....NTTAWWT, of course.

We are all gay!!

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:18 AM
Cool. Fair enough. I was just curious. Would it be a break from forum decorum for me to ask who that is? So I don't make the same mistake with say a couple of others who've set off my gaydar....NTTAWWT, of course.

I have absolutely no doubt that your gaydar is 100% accurate, except where I am concerned.

Go ahead and assume that the people who set off your gaydar love unprotected, anonymous penis in all their orifices.

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:18 AM
We are all gay!!

Can I stay if I'm only "bi" and not a lesbian?

cadmonkey
12-08-2005, 10:19 AM
Wow honey, did you have some piss in your coffee this morning or just a little bit of pent up aggression to get out!?!


Apparently he got denied in bed last night................

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:19 AM
Wow honey, did you have some piss in your coffee this morning or just a little bit of pent up aggression to get out!?!

To much "Bronco talk".

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:20 AM
We are all gay!!

Speak for yourself, rug muncher.

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:21 AM
Apparently he got denied in bed last night................

Maybe it was his night to watch. Maybe he has difficulty satisfying the wifey? (jk, Clint)

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:21 AM
Apparently he got denied in bed last night................

Only because I nearly f_cked her to death on Tuesday night.

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:23 AM
Speak for yourself, rug muncher.
So, Red IS gay though? I see.

Kerberos
12-08-2005, 10:26 AM
Speak for yourself, rug muncher.


I just about spewed coffee on my keyboard when I read this! ROFL

BTW: I concur with your original post :thumb:


.

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:27 AM
Apparently he got denied in bed last night................

nlm

I pulled an all nighter the night before.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:27 AM
So, Red IS gay though? I see.

All women are bi...at least when they think it will get them more attention from men.

Of course, your not REALLY bi until tongue meets tuna, so to speak.

Mi_chief_fan
12-08-2005, 10:32 AM
This thread has the potential to replace the "All-Idiot Team" thread as my all-time favorite.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to Packfan?

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:34 AM
Can I stay if I'm only "bi" and not a lesbian?

Damn, we have another one!!

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:35 AM
This thread has the potential to replace the "All-Idiot Team" thread as my all-time favorite.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to Packfan?


I don't know what happened to Packfan.

Maybe he got packed.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:36 AM
Damn, we have another one!!


I'll believe it when I see her suck a clitoris.

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:37 AM
Maybe it was his night to watch. Maybe he has difficulty satisfying the wifey? (jk, Clint)

ROFL

Maybe you should try him out and see if you can walk straight afterwards.

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:38 AM
I'll believe it when I see her suck a clitoris.

Such the doubter. :)

Archie F. Swin
12-08-2005, 10:38 AM
They're so used to it they'd hardly feel a broomstick, try something like a baseball bat or a 4x4

I agree....


http://lisa.internet.is/alfatungl/uploads/ImageGallery/Images/4x4offroads-15-800.jpg

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:40 AM
Such the doubter. :)


You know as well as I do that most females consider themselves "Bi" if they drunk and kiss another girl once.

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:42 AM
I agree....


http://lisa.internet.is/alfatungl/uploads/ImageGallery/Images/4x4offroads-15-800.jpg

Make sure you provide inside pictures when you ram that up their asses!!

Katipan
12-08-2005, 10:44 AM
You know as well as I do that most females consider themselves "Bi" if they drunk and kiss another girl once.

That's retarded.

I call that getting my tab paid.

Mark M
12-08-2005, 10:45 AM
Speaking of which, whatever happened to Packfan?

His keyboard fell into the fry vat ...

MM
~~:D

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:45 AM
Damn, we have another one!!

Another? I knew I liked this place. :)

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:46 AM
Make sure you provide inside pictures when you ram that up their asses!!

You want pictures of the inside of a Bronco fan's ass?


Think of a large cave.

Now imagine that same cave absolutely soaked in the thickest, creamiest sperm you've ever seen. Now add some blood and sh!t here and there.

Voila! You now have your mental picture of the inside of a Bronco fan's ass!

Congratulations!

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:47 AM
I don't know what happened to Packfan.

Maybe he got packed.

I read a thread the other day, it seems he's back with a different name. Still ragging on the Chiefs though, just like the days at the old Star board.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:47 AM
That's retarded.

I call that getting my tab paid.


I call it drinking with suckers.

Mark M
12-08-2005, 10:47 AM
You want pictures of the inside of a Bronco fan's ass?


Think of a large cave.

Now imagine that same cave absolutely soaked in the thickest, creamiest sperm you've ever seen. Now add some blood and sh!t here and there.

Voila! You now have your mental picture of the inside of a Bronco fan's ass!

Congratulations!

Um ...

MM
~~:Lin:

Mi_chief_fan
12-08-2005, 10:48 AM
His keyboard fell into the fry vat ...

MM
~~:D

Then, Taco John ate it.

Sybil
12-08-2005, 10:49 AM
You know as well as I do that most females consider themselves "Bi" if they drunk and kiss another girl once.

Lasagna, or Pizza? Both are good. Depends on my mood.

Mark M
12-08-2005, 10:49 AM
Then, Taco John ate it.

Then Taco asked for props for doing so, only to deny that he ever ate it in the first place.

MM
~~:)

Katipan
12-08-2005, 10:50 AM
I call it drinking with suckers.

Do you have any joy in your life besides your lovely woman?

Mi_chief_fan
12-08-2005, 10:51 AM
Then Taco asked for props for doing so, only to deny that he ever ate it in the first place.

MM
~~:)
ROFL

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:52 AM
Then Taco asked for props for doing so, only to deny that he ever ate it in the first place.

MM
~~:)


Even though Gochiefs posted a picture of him with sperm, blood, and feces around his mouth, standing in front of the recently cleaned "cave".

funk monkey
12-08-2005, 10:53 AM
i like the john lych one. he was a bitch the last game

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:54 AM
Do you have any joy in your life besides your lovely woman?


Of course I do. I use this place to vent, rather than pretend to be "Mr. Nice Guy" like so many others do.

For instance, I doubt you really think about sex 24/7, regardless of your posts.

Mark M
12-08-2005, 10:54 AM
Even though Gochiefs posted a picture of him with sperm, blood, and feces around his mouth, standing in front of the recently cleaned "cave".

Not sure if I should laugh or vomit ...

MM
~~:hmmm:

DomCasual
12-08-2005, 10:55 AM
Don't you guys play the Cowboys this week? And isn't it kind of a must win?

Perhaps it is time to move on? You don't want people thinking that the Broncos really are your Super Bowl.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 10:58 AM
Don't you guys play the Cowboys this week? And isn't it kind of a must win?

Perhaps it is time to move on? You don't want people thinking that the Broncos really are your Super Bowl.

If I thought it was time to move on, then I would've moved on.

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 10:59 AM
To the Romper Room in less then an hour, Props honey!!

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 11:01 AM
To the Romper Room in less then an hour, Props honey!!

This is horsesh!t! It was already the best topic on the front page, but it gets moved because it's "racy", I assume?

Oh well. Any thread can be corrupted. :fire:

Katipan
12-08-2005, 11:02 AM
Of course I do. I use this place to vent, rather than pretend to be "Mr. Nice Guy" like so many others do.

For instance, I doubt you really think about sex 24/7, regardless of your posts.

I think about football for a few hours too.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 11:05 AM
I think about football for a few hours too.

I suppose that the two sometimes overlap, causing you to think about sex with footballs.

Katipan
12-08-2005, 11:25 AM
I suppose that the two sometimes overlap, causing you to think about sex with footballs.

No fair. You know I won't take a shot at your wife.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 12:33 PM
No fair. You know I won't take a shot at your wife.

Go ahead. I take "shots" at her all the time.

htismaqe
12-08-2005, 12:52 PM
This is horsesh!t! It was already the best topic on the front page, but it gets moved because it's "racy", I assume?

Oh well. Any thread can be corrupted. :fire:

I would imagine that's why it got moved. It was reported.

I actually thought the title was appropriate.

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 12:56 PM
I would imagine that's why it got moved. It was reported.

I actually thought the title was appropriate.


I'd be amazed if it was the title that garnered complaints.

I suspect it might have been the mental image of Taco John with feces, sperm, and blood around his mouth.

Then again, opinions vary.

ChiTown
12-08-2005, 12:56 PM
You want pictures of the inside of a Bronco fan's ass?


Think of a large cave.

Now imagine that same cave absolutely soaked in the thickest, creamiest sperm you've ever seen. Now add some blood and sh!t here and there.

Voila! You now have your mental picture of the inside of a Bronco fan's ass!

Congratulations!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Help! I can't stop laughing. ROFL jeesushchrist.

chagrin
12-08-2005, 01:52 PM
I suspect it might have been the mental image of Taco John with feces, sperm, and blood around his mouth.

Then again, opinions vary.

EEEEEEeeeew!

Classic Clint!

RedNFeisty
12-08-2005, 03:48 PM
No fair. You know I won't take a shot at your wife.

Eh, just take shots at his mother!

Clint in Wichita
12-08-2005, 04:07 PM
Eh, just take shots at his mother!


My mother doesn't like girls.

Baby Lee
12-08-2005, 04:38 PM
My mother doesn't like girls.
Redrum's not a girl?

Katipan
12-08-2005, 05:47 PM
My mother doesn't like girls.

How much tequila did daddy have to use to get her to like boys?

Logical
12-08-2005, 07:34 PM
It is a little weird that the posts that might merit moving this thread were apparently posted after the thread was moved.

Clint can be one vile MoFo LOL

Nelson Muntz
12-08-2005, 07:41 PM
It is a little weird that the posts that might merit moving this thread were apparently posted after the thread was moved.

Clint can be one vile MoFo LOL

That ain't the word for it.

Bowser
12-11-2005, 10:16 AM
One day, Clint is going to come out of his shell, and I hope I'm there to see it when it happens.