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Fire Me Boy!
12-08-2005, 10:39 AM
So when you know you're going to spend some quality time in the bathroom, what's your preferred reading material?

jspchief
12-08-2005, 10:41 AM
Reader's Digest

It's got the pefect material for the job, no matter how long the job takes.

SLAG
12-08-2005, 10:43 AM
Chiefs Planet

Fire Me Boy!
12-08-2005, 10:43 AM
Me: I have a giant catalog from B&H Photo/Video that I peruse.

seclark
12-08-2005, 11:04 AM
great timing on this thread...i'm taking off at noon to go home and drink a gallon of doktor prescribed colon cleanser. gotta be at the hospital at 7am tomorrow for some tests, so i need to shit my guts out this afternoon. i'm contemplating hop on pop, or cat in the hat.

i'll log in later and give my reviews.
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KC Kings
12-08-2005, 11:23 AM
My wife always has the sports page waiting for me upstairs. If it is a light sports day or a heavy crapping day I have a Cabela's master catalog as well as a Musicians Friend in reserve.

I am really not too picky though, and will settle for the back of a shamoo bottle if needed.

Fire Me Boy!
12-08-2005, 12:17 PM
My wife always has the sports page waiting for me upstairs. If it is a light sports day or a heavy crapping day I have a Cabela's master catalog as well as a Musicians Friend in reserve.

I am really not too picky though, and will settle for the back of a shamoo bottle if needed.
Listerine bottles are pretty good.

sedated
12-08-2005, 12:19 PM
Maxim.

But the impending woody leaves me with somewhat of a shot-clock.

Good thing I'm right next to the kleenex

REDHOTGTO
12-08-2005, 12:19 PM
Estes Park News, a little newspaper from Estes Park, Colorado, a town we go to all the time :p

sedated
12-08-2005, 12:33 PM
Chiefs Planet

I really need to get a laptop.

But I'd probably sit on the toilet until my legs get numb and I couldn't stand up (pins and needles STFU )

...and the laptop would burn my penus.

But it'd be worth it

JBucc
12-08-2005, 12:47 PM
I don't read, I need to focus on the task at hand

Rain Man
12-08-2005, 12:50 PM
I prefer newspapers or other periodicals with short articles. If I get engrossed in a long article or a book, I'd rather move someplace more comfortable.

Death Nebula
12-08-2005, 12:53 PM
Maxim

SPchief
12-08-2005, 12:55 PM
This may sound weird, but I read Architechture magazines. Something about looking at buildings lets the juices flow

Simplex3
12-08-2005, 12:56 PM
I read nothing. I do what I went in there for and get the fug out. Those of you who hang around really need to consider getting more comfortable furniture at your house.

MOhillbilly
12-08-2005, 12:57 PM
Chiefs Planet

youre reading what im wiping with.

MOhillbilly
12-08-2005, 12:59 PM
great timing on this thread...i'm taking off at noon to go home and drink a gallon of doktor prescribed colon cleanser. gotta be at the hospital at 7am tomorrow for some tests, so i need to shit my guts out this afternoon. i'm contemplating hop on pop, or cat in the hat.

i'll log in later and give my reviews.
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dont shit your eyes out.

when i had gout they gave me some stuff WOW!!!!
my eyeball poped out straining so hard.


just a heads up.:)

Dartgod
12-08-2005, 12:59 PM
great timing on this thread...i'm taking off at noon to go home and drink a gallon of doktor prescribed colon cleanser. gotta be at the hospital at 7am tomorrow for some tests, so i need to shit my guts out this afternoon. i'm contemplating hop on pop, or cat in the hat.

i'll log in later and give my reviews.
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Nice! ROFL

My preference is usually Readers Digest or Sports Illustrated.

Sometimes a Bass Pro Shops or Cabelas catalog.

ChiefsfaninPA
12-08-2005, 01:02 PM
I am there now. With my laptop. Logged on to ChiefsPlanet. Posting as usual.

Rain Man
12-08-2005, 01:04 PM
youre reading what im wiping with.

You're in my light.

MOhillbilly
12-08-2005, 01:05 PM
I am there now. With my laptop. Logged on to ChiefsPlanet. Posting as usual.

dont you worry about a transfer of fecal matter to the keyboard??


gross

Simplex3
12-08-2005, 01:06 PM
dont you worry about a transfer of fecal matter to the keyboard??


gross
Haven't you read his posts? It's coming through the keyboard, down the wire, and clear onto CP.

Braincase
12-08-2005, 01:06 PM
I think I've got damn neart every edition of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". Absolutely the finest in peripheral information that is virtually worthless, but comes in handy as wierd conversation trivia.
I highly recommend the series. Great Christmas Gift , too.

MOhillbilly
12-08-2005, 01:13 PM
ROFLhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/offer-listing/1592231160/ref=olp_tab_used/002-2568523-8848834?%5Fencoding=UTF8&startIndex=0&condition=used



i know what im getting the people in the office for xmas.

ChiefsfaninPA
12-08-2005, 01:16 PM
dont you worry about a transfer of fecal matter to the keyboard??


gross


To stop the transfer of fecal matter, when I get up I just don't wipe.

seclark
12-08-2005, 01:20 PM
Nice! ROFL

My preference is usually Readers Digest or Sports Illustrated.

Sometimes a Bass Pro Shops or Cabelas catalog.
since getting home and browsing my library, i've decided against hop on pop. it appears to be a collection of short stories. instead, i've opted for a fast paced read titled green eggs and ham.

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SLAG
12-08-2005, 01:54 PM
I really need to get a laptop.

But I'd probably sit on the toilet until my legs get numb and I couldn't stand up (pins and needles STFU )

...and the laptop would burn my penus.

But it'd be worth it

This whole time I thought you were a Female

KCChiefsMan
12-08-2005, 02:05 PM
I like to read the back of the toilet paper after I wipe to see how good of a wipe I got and to determine how much more wiping will be required

Rausch
12-08-2005, 02:05 PM
Nothing. I shit n' get...

DaFace
12-08-2005, 02:07 PM
I think I've got damn neart every edition of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". Absolutely the finest in peripheral information that is virtually worthless, but comes in handy as wierd conversation trivia.
I highly recommend the series. Great Christmas Gift , too.

I'm working on getting them all. I'm up to nine of them, but they just came out with number 18 this year, so I'm still have a long way to go!