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RedThat
12-09-2005, 11:19 PM
Man, I was watching NFL access, and they had a clip on him. The guy is in great shape. He's got pythons the size of my legs. He is defined as well. The guy is in great overall shape. I respect him. And Im sure a lot of the players do as well.

Mecca
12-09-2005, 11:22 PM
He's also a really shitty official that always hoses the Chiefs.........

KILLER_CLOWN
12-09-2005, 11:23 PM
2 things to hate about Hochuli

1. "Holding #62 offense" every other play
2. "Holding #88 offense" every other play

bleh, fug him!

listopencil
12-09-2005, 11:23 PM
Man, I was watching NFL access, and they had a clip on him. The guy is in great shape. He's got pythons the size of my legs. He is defined as well. The guy is in great overall shape. I respect him. And Im sure a lot of the players do as well.


Ease back on that man-crush big fella.

Mecca
12-09-2005, 11:24 PM
He also makes up rules.........

RedThat
12-09-2005, 11:27 PM
Ease back on that man-crush big fella.

Mancrush? EEWW!! :Lin:

listopencil
12-09-2005, 11:31 PM
Mancrush? EEWW!! :Lin:



What? Are you female?

RedThat
12-09-2005, 11:45 PM
What? Are you female?

No...But Im definately not fag

Frazod
12-09-2005, 11:46 PM
Perhaps we should test him for roids. :D

listopencil
12-09-2005, 11:49 PM
No...But Im definately not Rump Ranger




OK, NTTAWWT.

JohnnyV13
12-10-2005, 01:16 AM
Hochuli is a weight lifter, and as his day job, he's a lawyer.

I bet most players do respect him, and I'll guarentee he's a hard guy to argue with.

Rausch
12-10-2005, 01:19 AM
Not only is he the most grand-standing POS ref I've ever seen but he's completely ****ing worthless as a human being.

He deserves to drown in a vat of piss and coors light...

Mecca
12-10-2005, 01:22 AM
Not only is he the most grand-standing POS ref I've ever seen but he's completely ****ing worthless as a human being.

He deserves to drown in a vat of piss and coors light...

Aren't piss and coors light basically the same thing?

Rausch
12-10-2005, 01:26 AM
Aren't piss and coors light basically the same thing?


I'd prefer to drink piss...

Mecca
12-10-2005, 01:27 AM
That's pretty much what I was aiming for...

A friend of mine actually likes the weak piss tasting beer......don't ask me how or why but he does. He claims any other kind of beer "gives me a headache". Quite the pussy he is.

KC Jones
12-10-2005, 06:38 AM
yeah...

This forum is for football, bizarre trivia, and drinking stories....

mkay...

The forum you must be looking for is over here...

http://www.officialforum.com/index.php

mkay

:)

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 07:29 AM
Would one of you geniouses care to explain how you learned what piss tastes like?

chiefqueen
12-10-2005, 08:21 AM
Perhaps we should test him for roids. :D

Every time I see him I think the NFL's testing policy should extend to officials.

Extra Point
12-10-2005, 08:24 AM
Quote:
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Originally Posted by frazod
Perhaps we should test him for roids.
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"Every time I see him I think the NFL's testing policy should extend to officials."

I HEAR THAT!!! Hoculi has too much blood to his newly found muscle mass, than to go to opthalmic nerves.....

Sully
12-10-2005, 09:29 AM
No one loves Ed Hochuli more than Ed Hochuli. I can almost guarantee he TiVos the games he's doing so he can watch himself on TV. I'vnever known anyone who loves the sound of his own voice more than that oaf.

Extra Point
12-10-2005, 09:32 AM
No one loves Ed Hochuli more than Ed Hochuli. I can almost guarantee he TiVos the games he's doing so he can watch himself on TV. I'vnever known anyone who loves the sound of his own voice more than that oaf.
Yeah, and I can imagine the arrogant Captain Morgan pose after every ref flag turned into a used time out....

FringeNC
12-10-2005, 09:36 AM
Speaking of officials, does Johnny Grier seem a little on the gay side to anyone else?

Extra Point
12-10-2005, 09:53 AM
Can you imagine Ed Hochuli, Johnny Grier et al doing an NFL referee orientation video as Village People doing "Macho Man," and how well they can keep such a thing under wraps?

Brock
12-10-2005, 11:51 AM
As far as I'm concerned, he's a more muscular Phi Luckett.

chiefqueen
12-10-2005, 12:13 PM
Speaking of officials, does Johnny Grier seem a little on the gay side to anyone else?

SO.........................that's how he got his nickname???:hmmm::hmmm:

Deberg_1990
12-10-2005, 12:59 PM
Man, I was watching NFL access, and they had a clip on him. The guy is in great shape. He's got pythons the size of my legs. He is defined as well. The guy is in great overall shape.

Ive heard of this movie before. Its called "Brokeback Mountain"

Mr. Kotter
12-10-2005, 02:27 PM
Not only is he the most grand-standing POS ref I've ever seen but he's completely ****ing worthless as a human being.

He deserves to drown in a vat of piss and coors light...

Tru dat!

ROFL

QuikSsurfer
12-10-2005, 02:50 PM
Man, I was watching NFL access, and they had a clip on him. The guy is in great shape. He's got pythons the size of my legs. He is defined as well. The guy is in great overall shape. I respect him. And Im sure a lot of the players do as well.

What a thread. "I respect him"
... Arnold Schwarzenegger would make a better official than that idiot... Ed would probably make as a better governor though :)

QuikSsurfer
12-10-2005, 02:51 PM
Speaking of officials, does Johnny Grier seem a little on the gay side to anyone else?

What does that have to do with anything?

listopencil
12-10-2005, 05:38 PM
What does that have to do with anything?



Does it have to?

Nelson Muntz
12-10-2005, 05:51 PM
Does it have to?

NTTAWWT