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SNR
12-10-2005, 05:47 PM
Opinions... thoughts... comments... on being in a public place like a restaurant or theater and some couple is almost to the point of making babies.

I ask because this happened to me today while I was waiting in line at Subway. It was a boyfriend/girlfriend in their late teens and wouldn't stop touching each other and hugging and kissing. My sandwich seemed a whole lot less appetizing when I got it, let me tell you. I should've known that would happen and gotten a 6". Could've saved some bucks. Oh well.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 05:49 PM
I can be bad about that.

Especially if I've been drinking.

Sorry.

morphius
12-10-2005, 05:50 PM
In my teens I was probably pretty bad too, but it wasn't my fault, the girlfriend just liked to kiss me and touch me all the time.

SNR
12-10-2005, 05:51 PM
It's a shame Phil isn't here for this...

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 05:56 PM
Opinions... thoughts... comments... on being in a public place like a restaurant or theater and some couple is almost to the point of making babies.

I ask because this happened to me today while I was waiting in line at Subway. It was a boyfriend/girlfriend in their late teens and wouldn't stop touching each other and hugging and kissing. My sandwich seemed a whole lot less appetizing when I got it, let me tell you. I should've known that would happen and gotten a 6". Could've saved some bucks. Oh well.






I wanna know why you just didn't move or sit the other way as not to stare at them...:hmmm:

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:03 PM
Unless it's two hot chicks, it's disgusting.

My general practice in such a situation is to stare directly at them like I'm watching live entertainment. Eventually, they notice, and then they're the ones who are disgusted instead of me.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 06:10 PM
I generally just look away. Solves the problem.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:13 PM
I can be bad about that.

Especially if I've been drinking.

Sorry.

Its ok but next time can you take out the cigarette?

Bane
12-10-2005, 06:13 PM
I dont care either way.

morphius
12-10-2005, 06:15 PM
Unless it's two hot chicks, it's disgusting.

My general practice in such a situation is to stare directly at them like I'm watching live entertainment. Eventually, they notice, and then they're the ones who are disgusted instead of me.
Eh, we would have just laughed at the old little bald man

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:22 PM
Its ok but next time can you take out the cigarette?
I hope you're healing nicely.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:28 PM
Eh, we would have just laughed at the old little bald man

That's when I start giving advice to them. "Move your hand a little lower there. She'll like that."

morphius
12-10-2005, 06:29 PM
That's when I start giving advice to them. "Move your hand a little lower there. She'll like that."
Is that before or after the girl says, "Take a picture you old creep, it'll last longer"

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:30 PM
I hope you're healing nicely.

Just a flesh wound, babe.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:33 PM
Just a flesh wound, babe.
Should I kiss it to make it better?

Spott
12-10-2005, 06:34 PM
As long as it's not 2 guys, it doesn't really bother me.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:35 PM
As long as it's not 2 guys, it doesn't really bother me.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I can barely stand to hang out at gay bars anymore.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:36 PM
Is that before or after the girl says, "Take a picture you old creep, it'll last longer"

Usually after. But, hey, I'm just trying to help.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:44 PM
Should I kiss it to make it better?

That's my standard pick up line. Get your own.

trndobrd
12-10-2005, 06:45 PM
Is there any scientific reason why it always seems to be some husky girl with a gut hanging out over her low rise jeans and a 120 dude with an underdeveloped goatee?

Mecca
12-10-2005, 06:47 PM
Is there any scientific reason why it always seems to be some husky girl with a gut hanging out over her low rise jeans and a 120 dude with an underdeveloped goatee?

I told you to stop going to the places by the trailer park........

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:48 PM
That's my standard pick up line. Get your own.
Oh... uh... I want to put my ... uh thingie in your... uh... hooha

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:49 PM
Oh... uh... I want to put my ... uh thingie in your... uh... hooha

Nope. That's mine too.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:51 PM
Nope. That's mine too.
Whoa... you have a thingie? Um... nevermind.

Halfcan
12-10-2005, 06:52 PM
At least it wasn't two guys SNR.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:53 PM
At least it wasn't two guys SNR.
Yeah, SNR would've probably gotten arrested when he started rubbing one out in Subway.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:58 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean. I can barely stand to hang out at gay bars anymore.

Speaking of which (or not), my wife and I went out to a Mexican restaurant last night and there was some sort of lesbian club meeting at the next table. Contrary to the popular media, attractive lesbians are not particularly common.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Speaking of which (or not), my wife and I went out to a Mexican restaurant last night and there was some sort of lesbian club meeting at the next table. Contrary to the popular media, attractive lesbians are not particularly common.

Who do you think populate the strip clubs?

Chief Chief
12-10-2005, 07:06 PM
I should've known that would happen and gotten a 6". Could've saved some bucks.


I voted "Yes" because whenever I'm making out in public with a hot babe I not only get a 12-incher, I end up saving big bucks that I'd otherwise be throwin' at some crack whore.

Logical
12-10-2005, 07:44 PM
SNR if it was two lesbians would you be complaining?

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 07:47 PM
Who do you think populate the strip clubs?

Is that where the attractive lesbians are?

SNR
12-10-2005, 07:47 PM
SNR if it was two lesbians would you be complaining?Don't listen to Hollywood. Most lesbians are butt ugly.

However two HOT lesbians would be just fine. I'd probably have to use the bathroom before I eat my sandwich, but I'd be just fine with that

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:51 PM
Is that where the attractive lesbians are?

No they all actually love men and are going to college.

Guru
12-10-2005, 08:08 PM
That's when I start giving advice to them. "Move your hand a little lower there. She'll like that."

Ah, the sideline coach that can't quite cut it anymore. ROFLROFL

Just need the play by play guy niw.

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:33 PM
No they all actually love men and are going to college.Lesbians? or Strippers? LOL