PDA

View Full Version : Is my thread that bad?


jjchieffan
12-10-2005, 06:09 PM
I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting

Bane
12-10-2005, 06:12 PM
Post something to talk about.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:12 PM
Use lots of commas.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:13 PM
You can't go wrong with a poop thread.

Halfcan
12-10-2005, 06:14 PM
You posted a thread? If it ain't about Richard Pryor dying-nobody noticed. Yeah keep wishing for attention-and maybe you can have everyone calling you a dumazz like on my threads-lol

|Zach|
12-10-2005, 06:14 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=130925

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:15 PM
You posted a thread? If it ain't about Richard Pryor dying-nobody noticed. Yeah keep wishing for attention-and maybe you can have everyone calling you a dumazz like on my threads-lol

post like this.

Halfcan
12-10-2005, 06:15 PM
Hey this one is starting good-you got the almost famous-Endnelt to post and he didn't call you a NOOB or a dumazz!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-10-2005, 06:18 PM
No reaction is a positive reaction on this site.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:18 PM
Hey this one is starting good-you got the almost famous-Endnelt to post and he didn't call you a NOOB or a dumazz!
Shut up you dumbass noob.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:19 PM
Try using a different font. We like unique fonts.

morphius
12-10-2005, 06:19 PM
There have already been a lot of scenerios posted, with lots of peoples ideas underneath. So, posting one more as a new guy isn't going to build up a lot of excitement.

I didn't see anything wrong with your thread though, just don't take things like that personal. Heck, my threads still drop like rocks, but luckily I just don't post many.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:20 PM
luckily I just don't post many.

For all of us.

Spott
12-10-2005, 06:23 PM
This thread is horrible. I have no interest in it at all.

jjchieffan
12-10-2005, 06:23 PM
lol... My thought in creating the thread is that everyone keeps talking about tiebreakers for a wildcard spot, but I think we have a legit shot at the #2 seed. There is hardly any talk at all on that scenario, so I thought it would be a new twist.

Dam Noob!!! lol

morphius
12-10-2005, 06:23 PM
For all of us.
Exactly!

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 06:23 PM
I think it is because you're stupid. My threads always do great.

morphius
12-10-2005, 06:24 PM
This thread is horrible. I have no interest in it at all.
We haven't finished hijacking yet, show a little patience, this is like art and it can't be rushed!

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:25 PM
Whenever one of my threads is struggling, I log on under my "memyselfI" username and make a few posts on it. Seems to work pretty well for me.

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 06:25 PM
lol... My thought in creating the thread is that everyone keeps talking about tiebreakers for a wildcard spot, but I think we have a legit shot at the #2 seed. There is hardly any talk at all on that scenario, so I thought it would be a new twist.

Dam Noob!!! lol

That scenario will probably not be talked about until Denver loses another game... They control their destiny for that #2 spot.

Right now lets concentrate on Dallas and get one step to the playoffs (as a wildcard or #2)....

chefsos
12-10-2005, 06:27 PM
lol... My thought in creating the thread is that everyone keeps talking about tiebreakers for a wildcard spot, but I think we have a legit shot at the #2 seed. There is hardly any talk at all on that scenario, so I thought it would be a new twist.

Dam Noob!!! lol

Better. Not taking yourself seriously helps. Not typing lol does, too.

Halfcan
12-10-2005, 06:28 PM
I allready posted that Carlos-on the real scenario thread-not this feel sorry for me one-lol

Logical
12-10-2005, 06:28 PM
Use lots of commas.Oh now that is helpful, I am holding you responsible for the thread wrecker.:banghead:

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 06:32 PM
I'm not sure if this is the best place to post this, but I'm making some bread now, and the recipe calls for molasses. I went out and bought a jar of molasses, and thought to myself "What is molasses, anyway?" I looked at the ingredient list, and the ingredient list said this:

Ingredients: Molasses.

That's it. No salt, no corn syrup, no emulsifers, no Red Dye #9. Just molasses. There's something about that that disturbs me, especially since I don't know what molasses is.

badgirl
12-10-2005, 06:33 PM
I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting
try boob or poop threads they are always a hit. ROFL

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:33 PM
Oh now that is helpful, I am holding you responsible for the thread wrecker.:banghead:

She can't wreck a thread I'm in.

heh. heh. heeheheheh




Come on. That was cute.

jjchieffan
12-10-2005, 06:34 PM
I didn't take it personal Morph. I am pretty open minded. Well, except when it comes to the DOnkeys, and their fans, so I am just looking for ways to improve my posts.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is that better Mer?

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:36 PM
You forgot to hit enter.

Spott
12-10-2005, 06:37 PM
You could always start a meat peeking thread for lots of responses. I hear there's a meat peeking expert on this board that you can ask about threads like those.

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 06:43 PM
She can't wreck a thread I'm in.

heh. heh. heeheheheh




Come on. That was cute.







:D



but really, I think anyone who calls me a threadwrecker is a dumb ass, my posting in a thread hardly wrecks it, most threads here are a wreck waiting to happen anyway.......:rolleyes:

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:45 PM
One time a lesbian gave me an upside down lap dance and pushed her box into my face.





See?

Guru
12-10-2005, 06:46 PM
That scenario will probably not be talked about until Denver loses another game... They control their destiny for that #2 spot.

Right now lets concentrate on Dallas and get one step to the playoffs (as a wildcard or #2)....

Exactly, if we just take care of our bisiness we control our own destiny for a playoff spot. If Denver tanks then we can talk about that.

Let's take it to Dallas and go from there.

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 06:47 PM
I didn't take it personal Morph. I am pretty open minded. Well, except when it comes to the DOnkeys, and their fans, so I am just looking for ways to improve my posts.
Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose. is that better Mer?





I wonder if Phob is gonna get me a present this year.........ROFL

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:49 PM
One time a lesbian gave me an upside down lap dance and pushed her box into my face.





See?
No more kisses on the lips for you.

Mecca
12-10-2005, 06:49 PM
One time a lesbian gave me an upside down lap dance and pushed her box into my face.





See?

That happened to a friend of mine......he got a dance from some stripper and some skanky club and she shoved her box all up in his face......Then the next day his eye was all swollen and shut and he went to the doctor.....come to find out he had a crab in his eye.....yes a crab.

That's actually a true story, makes you think twice about strip clubs I bet.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:50 PM
I wonder if Phob is gonna get me a present this year.........ROFL
I hear he's hooking you up with a free premium membership at warpaintillustrated. You should go over there right now!

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:51 PM
No more kisses on the lips for you.

I only felt the flapping of the breeze. No skin or moisture.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:52 PM
I only felt the flapping of the breeze. No skin or moisture.
ROFL So beautifully descriptive.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:52 PM
That happened to a friend of mine......he got a dance from some stripper and some skanky club and she shoved her box all up in his face......Then the next day his eye was all swollen and shut and he went to the doctor.....come to find out he had a crab in his eye.....yes a crab.

That's actually a true story, makes you think twice about strip clubs I bet.

yah man. because of your story i don't think i'll be going to many now. thanks!

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:53 PM
yah man. because of your story i don't think i'll be going to many now. thanks!
But, how will you make money?

Halfcan
12-10-2005, 06:54 PM
Is that the guy that has the crab in the eye on Mers sig?

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:55 PM
But, how will you make money?

I have at least 4 other skills.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 06:55 PM
Is that the guy that has the crab in the eye on Mers sig?
No, that's me. I was talking back...

jjchieffan
12-10-2005, 06:56 PM
Hey, I'm doing better already. This Thread already has 40 posts. wohooo!! Nevermind the fact that it has been officially hijacked ROFL ROFL

Katipan
12-10-2005, 06:59 PM
No, that's me. I was talking back...

Watch out for those headbutts.

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 07:00 PM
I hear he's hooking you up with a free premium membership at warpaintillustrated. You should go over there right now!






ROFL %(/

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:00 PM
Hey, I'm doing better already. This Thread already has 40 posts. wohooo!! Nevermind the fact that it has been officially hijacked ROFL ROFL

It's not nice to be cocky about charity.

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 07:03 PM
Hey, I'm doing better already. This Thread already has 40 posts. wohooo!! Nevermind the fact that it has been officially hijacked ROFL ROFL









You are welcome...:D

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 07:07 PM
You are welcome...:D
Uh-oh, you're thread is done. Threadwrecker is here.

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 07:12 PM
Wow... you learned more in your second thread than I learned in a month...

Let me recap:

Skip hates n00bs
chiefs4me is a threadwrecker who likes smileys
Halfcan is an idiot
Rainman is a sarcastic mofo
Endelt is a drunk who posts regularly
Mer is a whore

I think that sums it up...






















:p By the way, Just kidding....:P

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 07:13 PM
oh I almost forgot... poop threads are good too...

Logical
12-10-2005, 07:14 PM
I'm not sure if this is the best place to post this, but I'm making some bread now, and the recipe calls for molasses. I went out and bought a jar of molasses, and thought to myself "What is molasses, anyway?" I looked at the ingredient list, and the ingredient list said this:

Ingredients: Molasses.

That's it. No salt, no corn syrup, no emulsifers, no Red Dye #9. Just molasses. There's something about that that disturbs me, especially since I don't know what molasses is.

Damn even Wikpedia is not all that helpful.

Molasses or treacle is a thick, syrupy derivative of the juice of the sugarcane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarcane) plant or the processing of sugar beet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_beet). The quality of molasses depends on the maturity of the sugar cane or beet, the amount of sugar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar) extracted, and the method of extraction

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:14 PM
I can't believe you just called Mer a whore.

She's going to shoot you now, you know.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Mer is a whore

I think that sums it up...

When I piss in your eyesocket and rip your nuts out through your ass, just remember I was kidding.

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 07:16 PM
When I piss in your eyesocket and rip your nuts out through your ass, just remember I was kidding.

and Kinky... nice... I got my one way to zona....

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 07:17 PM
Uh-oh, you're thread is done. Threadwrecker is here.








ROFL.....got you to reply...didn't I old man.....:D

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:18 PM
Damn even Wikpedia is not all that helpful.


... was that a crack at me?

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 07:19 PM
When I piss in your eyesocket and rip your nuts out through your ass, just remember I was kidding.

I just hope I look haklf as good as End does in that sig...

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:19 PM
... was that a crack at me?
Y'know molasses is a favorite treat of alpacas.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:21 PM
I just hope I look haklf as good as End does in that sig...

I'm not a fairy god mother.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:22 PM
Y'know molasses is a favorite treat of alpacas.

And here I thought it was rice krispie treats.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:22 PM
And here I thought it was rice krispie treats.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 07:27 PM
ROFL.....got you to reply...didn't I old man.....:D
Yes you did. I hardly ever post on here.

milkman
12-10-2005, 07:29 PM
Whenever one of my threads is struggling, I log on under my "memyselfI" username and make a few posts on it. Seems to work pretty well for me.

I think that makes you the all time ultimate attention whore, bitch!

Logical
12-10-2005, 07:40 PM
... was that a crack at me?Brian has turned you paranoid.ROFL

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:42 PM
Brian has turned you paranoid.ROFL

I defy you to spend the same amount of time with him and not have a similar reaction.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:48 PM
Brian has turned you paranoid.ROFL
Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

milkman
12-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.

Logical
12-10-2005, 07:51 PM
Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.Clearly a sign of a lack of imagination.:D

milkman
12-10-2005, 07:53 PM
Clearly a sign of a lack of imagination.:D

Yeah, I shoulda said knees.

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 07:53 PM
Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.
I like 'em on their knees.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:53 PM
Clearly a sign of a lack of imagination.:D

OOOOOooOOooo

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:56 PM
Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.
**** that, I'm lazy. I'm the one on my back.

Ride me, cowgirl.

Logical
12-10-2005, 07:56 PM
**** that, I'm lazy. I'm the one on my back.

Ride me, cowgirl.This one is almost guaranteed to bring out JOhn if he is lurking.;)

chiefs4me
12-10-2005, 07:57 PM
I like 'em on their knees.










oh skip...to much info ROFL

milkman
12-10-2005, 07:57 PM
**** that, I'm lazy. I'm the one on my back.

Ride me, cowgirl.


YeeeeHaaaah!!!!

milkman
12-10-2005, 07:58 PM
This one is almost guaranteed to bring out JOhn if he is lurking.;)

Why, does he want to ride End?

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:58 PM
A lap dance is so much better with my penis inside her.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 07:58 PM
Damn even Wikpedia is not all that helpful.

"...molasses, the dark liquid byproduct of the process of refining sugar cane into table sugar. It is made from the third boiling of the sugar syrup and is therefore the concentrated byproduct left over after the sugarís sucrose has been crystallized."

I had to know. So I guess molasses is the crap that's left over after they make sugar.

milkman
12-10-2005, 08:01 PM
A lap dance is so much better with my penis inside her.

At least you won't get a crab in your eye that way.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 08:02 PM
At least you won't get a crab in your eye that way.
If I time it right she might get something in hers, though.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:02 PM
I like to stand upright in the hallway closet.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:04 PM
I like to stand upright in the hallway closet.

With your wrists tied over the bar and your panties around your ankles?

siberian khatru
12-10-2005, 08:05 PM
I refuse to post on any thread by jjchieffan.

Aw, dammit.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:09 PM
With your wrists tied over the bar and your panties around your ankles?

With a goat and a midget.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 08:10 PM
With a goat and a midget.
Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:11 PM
Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?

Chandler!!

Um.

I mean.

I'll go look it up.

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 08:12 PM
Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?
Check your dick.

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 08:12 PM
Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?

Didnt you say you were dating goats now.... you left the cow for them right...? Where did I read this...?

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:14 PM
With a goat and a midget.



I'm not really very tall.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:15 PM
I'm not really very tall.

You need to be 6'1" to ride this ride.

Do you have stilts?

Spott
12-10-2005, 08:15 PM
I'm not really very tall.


Can you say baaaaaaa?

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:17 PM
You need to be 6'1" to ride this ride.

Do you have stilts?

Nope, but stilts wouldn't fit in the closet.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:17 PM
Can you say baaaaaaa?



I've been called a goat before, does that help?

milkman
12-10-2005, 08:18 PM
You need to be 6'1" to ride this ride.

Do you have stilts?

Those stilts could serve multiple purposes!

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:18 PM
Nope, but stilts wouldn't fit in the closet.

Are you willing to wear a Jared Allen jersey and recite the Chiefs roster while we stand there?

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:19 PM
Those stilts could serve multiple purposes!

yah, goats will eat anything

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:20 PM
Are you willing to wear a Jared Allen jersey and recite the Chiefs roster while we stand there?

Sure, that's nowhere near as kinky as I'm willing to go.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:21 PM
Sure, that's nowhere near as kinky as I'm willing to go.


Will you **** the goat?

milkman
12-10-2005, 08:21 PM
yah, goats will eat anything

Into beastiality too, huh?

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:22 PM
Into beastiality too, huh?

...was that a crack at Brian?

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
Will you **** the goat?



Depends...how attractive is this goat?

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
...was that a crack at Brian?
Crack? I always thought it was a compliment when a woman said I was an animal in bed.

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
ROFL Highjacking at its best...

milkman
12-10-2005, 08:25 PM
...was that a crack at Brian?

Well, I did kinda wonder why you wanted a goat when you already had Brian around?

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:25 PM
Why, does he want to ride End?Brandy goes by Cowgirl, but you took this thead a far more amusing direction.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:27 PM
Brandy goes by Cowgirl, but you took this thead a far more amusing direction.



Did you see what I found about molasses?

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:29 PM
Did you see what I found about molasses?Yup, Kevin will probably throw out his right away.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:30 PM
Depends...how attractive is this goat?

It's fat but has a nice personality.

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:31 PM
It's fat but has a nice personality.So many former wife jokes lurking with that line.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:34 PM
It's fat but has a nice personality.


"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 08:37 PM
I sang Baby Got Back at karaoke one time and got in trouble for slipping in some F-bombs.

At a bar. In Vegas. I shit you not.

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:39 PM
Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.



I always thought we kept them in the kitchen.....

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:41 PM
I sang Baby Got Back at karaoke one time and got in trouble for slipping in some F-bombs.

At a bar. In Vegas. I shit you not.


If Frank Sinatra was still alive he would go kick their asses for you.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 08:41 PM
If you use the word Noob one more time we will be foorced to kill you.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:42 PM
I always thought we kept them in the kitchen.....

You can't hang out with Brian anymore.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 08:43 PM
Did you see what I found about molasses?

What? What did you find out?

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:44 PM
If you use the word Noob one more time we will be foorced to kill you.


Who the f#ck are you, noob?

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:44 PM
What? What did you find out?

"...molasses, the dark liquid byproduct of the process of refining sugar cane into table sugar. It is made from the third boiling of the sugar syrup and is therefore the concentrated byproduct left over after the sugarís sucrose has been crystallized."

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:45 PM
I still like molasses. Even though it's a throwaway.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 08:45 PM
I always thought we kept them in the kitchen.....

Mohillbilly had one in his trunk for a while, but not any more.

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:45 PM
You can't hang out with Brian anymore.


ROFL

milkman
12-10-2005, 08:46 PM
If you use the word Noob one more time we will be foorced to kill you.

Shut the **** up, noob.

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:46 PM
Who the f#ck are you, noob?Where is the new avatar, bitch?

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 08:46 PM
Who the f#ck are you, noob?

25% of this fellow's posts are threats. That's almost as much as Skip Towne's proportion.

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:47 PM
Mohillbilly had one in his trunk for a while, but not any more.


Finally get to thre point where he couldn't stand the smell?

listopencil
12-10-2005, 08:47 PM
Mohillbilly had one in his trunk for a while, but not any more.



If you keep a spare battery in the trunk of your car you can make the dead ones dance like rabid monkeys.

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:49 PM
Where is the new avatar, bitch?


There were only two or three people who actually came out and said one way or the other if I should change it, and all of them said I should keep what I got.

Everyone else just wanted to keep offering up possible replacements in case I did change it.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 08:50 PM
Who the f#ck are you, noob?


Are you kidding me? Noob!

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:51 PM
There were only two or three people who actually came out and said one way or the other if I should change it, and all of them said I should keep what I got.

Everyone else just wanted to keep offering up possible replacements in case I did change it.

There was more important shit going on in that thread anyways.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 08:52 PM
I love this site so much love!!!!!!

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:52 PM
There was more important shit going on in that thread anyways.


I would not say more important.

More glaring shit perhaps.....

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:53 PM
There was more important shit going on in that thread anyways.Where is my beer woman?

Katipan
12-10-2005, 08:54 PM
Where is my beer woman?

...

I'm going to kill Brian.

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:54 PM
I love this site so much love!!!!!!Kiss my ass n00B!

That was for you Skip!

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:55 PM
Are you kidding me? Noob!


It's going to be interesting to see how long you last around here.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 08:56 PM
It's going to be interesting to see how long you last around here.

Do you have a hard on for me Dick? Chill out F##K nut.

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 08:57 PM
25% of this fellow's posts are threats. That's almost as much as Skip Towne's proportion.
Just for that I'm going to kick your ass.

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 08:58 PM
Where is my beer woman?



Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?



A: None - it should be open when she brings it to you.

Logical
12-10-2005, 08:58 PM
Do you have a hard on for me Dick? Chill out F##K nut.Had to neg rep that one.:harumph:

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 08:59 PM
I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 09:01 PM
Kiss my ass n00B!

That was for you Skip!
Thanks, Jim. How do these n00bs ever get the idea they are entitled to an opinion?

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 09:01 PM
I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.


Geez, What the hell does a brother gotta do around here to get in. You bitches are HARD CORE and i LIKES IT!!!!!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-10-2005, 09:01 PM
I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.

There's a fine line between moxie and stupidity.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 09:02 PM
Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None - it should be open when she brings it to you.


I only serve the boys that drink my Sam Adams.

And after the first time Brian yells at you for an unopened bottle, you never forget the horror, or repeat your mistake. You hear the screams in the quiet of the night. You sleep with a bottle opener grasped in your twitching fingers. You never. Ever. Forget.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 09:03 PM
There's a fine line between moxie and stupidity.


THANX FOR SHOWING US THE LATTER!!!!


Get used to it guys I love the Chiefs and I'm gonna be around for a while

Logical
12-10-2005, 09:03 PM
I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 09:03 PM
Do you have a hard on for me Dick? Chill out F##K nut.



Don't flatter yourself, bitch.

Logical
12-10-2005, 09:04 PM
THANX FOR SHOWING US THE LATTER!!!!


Get used to it guys I love the Chiefs and I'm gonna be around for a whileWhat was Phils site's url again?

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?


You calle dme a BITCH, You really do like me

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-10-2005, 09:05 PM
THANX FOR SHOWING US THE LATTER!!!!


Get used to it guys I love the Chiefs and I'm gonna be around for a while

Damn, I just got served. I'm going to walk away in a dejected manner now.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 09:05 PM
Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 09:06 PM
Threats of violence, the use of the term "hard core"..... why do I suddenly have sick feeling in the pit of my stomach?

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 09:06 PM
There's a fine line between moxie and stupidity.

Sometimes they're virtually indistinguishable.

listopencil
12-10-2005, 09:06 PM
You calle dme a BITCH, You really do like me

No, Vlad told you to kiss his ass. Raderhader called you a bitch.

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 09:06 PM
Don't flatter yourself, bitch.


You called me a BITCH,....You really do like me.

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 09:07 PM
Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?
Good one! I'd forgotten about that.

Logical
12-10-2005, 09:07 PM
Threats of violence, the use of the term "hard core"..... why do I suddenly have sick feeling in the pit of my stomach?Are you also linking this to another sighting this evening?

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 09:08 PM
I only serve the boys that drink my Sam Adams.

And after the first time Brian yells at you for an unopened bottle, you never forget the horror, or repeat your mistake. You hear the screams in the quiet of the night. You sleep with a bottle opener grasped in your twitching fingers. You never. Ever. Forget.



I enjoy a cold Sam Adams. I really like the seasonal Oktober Fest.


Glad to see Brian is training you right.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 09:08 PM
Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?


I think I'm going to have to raise my rates a little.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 09:09 PM
I enjoy a cold Sam Adams. I really like the seasonal Oktober Fest.


Glad to see Brian is training you right.

You realize, as a woman, I file little comments like that away for future ambushing and revenge?

DTCHIEF4EVER
12-10-2005, 09:09 PM
That Flaming Hemroid avatar suits your personality Raiderhadar

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 09:10 PM
Are you also linking this to another sighting this evening?


No. Why? Has there been another sighting I should be aware of for possible linkage?

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 09:10 PM
I think I'm going to have to raise my rates a little.
Yeah, you used to have some really attractive specials.

Raiderhader
12-10-2005, 09:11 PM
You realize, as a woman, I file little comments like that away for future ambushing and revenge?



Some times love don't feel like it should; come on baby, make it hurt so good.

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 09:13 PM
Yeah, you used to have some really attractive specials.

I was running a nice special a while back for "Like you, tolerate your wife/girlfriend." It was quite popular.

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 09:18 PM
I was running a nice special a while back for "Like you, tolerate your wife/girlfriend." It was quite popular.
I liked the half price deal that when I spoke you would nod approvingly.

carlos3652
12-10-2005, 09:20 PM
damn this thread is going in so many directions my head is spinning... ROFL

Halfcan
12-10-2005, 09:22 PM
Damm jj you attention lover-look what you started now-lol

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 09:22 PM
I liked the half price deal that when I spoke you would nod approvingly.

Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 09:27 PM
Damm jj you attention lover-look what you started now-lol

Jealousy isn't very sexy.

go bowe
12-10-2005, 09:28 PM
Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures. which one were you?

Skip Towne
12-10-2005, 09:28 PM
Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures.
Yeah, and he claims he doesn't have very many, only 8 or 9. I didn't know there were 9 of those in the world.

go bowe
12-10-2005, 09:31 PM
Yeah, and he claims he doesn't have very many, only 8 or 9. I didn't know there were 9 of those in the world.does his life size princess leia doll give good head?

milkman
12-10-2005, 09:32 PM
Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures.

I bet his mom was excited he had a new friend to play with.

Logical
12-10-2005, 09:33 PM
does his life size princess leia doll give good head?

:grovel: Please don't answer that






Pretty sure this is not the way the thread should go LOL

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 09:34 PM
Hey, you guys had better stop talking poorly about my largest client....er, best friend.

chagrin
12-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Anal

Logical
12-10-2005, 09:43 PM
AnalRetentive




am I playing the game right?

Rain Man
12-10-2005, 09:45 PM
Anal

Are we still on the Princess Leia subject?

Logical
12-10-2005, 09:45 PM
Are we still on the Princess Leia subject?ROFL

go bowe
12-10-2005, 09:50 PM
Are we still on the Princess Leia subject?i was hoping you'd ask...

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 10:18 PM
...

I'm going to kill Brian.
Awwww.... smooch!

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 10:20 PM
Glad to see Brian is training you right.

It took years to hone my craft.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 10:21 PM
Awwww.... smooch!

kiss my ass

go bowe
12-10-2005, 10:22 PM
is that an open invitation?

Guru
12-10-2005, 10:23 PM
I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting

185 replies and counting.... yeah, your thread must really suck. :shake:ROFL

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 10:23 PM
is that an open invitation?
I hope not. She told me I was special.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 10:26 PM
I hope not. She told me I was special.

Who's training whom now, bitch?

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 10:26 PM
Who's training whom now, bitch?
Oh no. And this was going so well.

Please don't embarass me in front of the fellas.

Logical
12-10-2005, 10:31 PM
Who's training whom now, bitch?Oooooh Oooo S&M and we get to watch.

ChiTown
12-10-2005, 10:32 PM
yes

milkman
12-10-2005, 10:35 PM
Oooooh Oooo S&M and we get to watch.

I'm sorry, I can't watch Mer treat Brian like her little bitch.....


Oh, wait.

Yes I can!

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 10:35 PM
Oooooh Oooo S&M and we get to watch.
Wait... Jim's gonna be in the room?

Alpaca! Alpaca!

Katipan
12-10-2005, 10:36 PM
Wait... Jim's gonna be in the room?

Alpaca! Alpaca!

WHAT HONEY?

I didn't hear you.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 10:37 PM
WHAT HONEY?

I didn't hear you.
Damn ballgag.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 10:39 PM
Damn ballgag.

Spit it out for cannonball, baby.

QuikSsurfer
12-10-2005, 10:47 PM
Try using a different font. We like unique fonts.

ROFL

SPchief
12-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Spit it out for cannonball, baby.


ROFL

SPchief
12-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Wow, an old fashioned nite crew thread, I'm impressed

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:02 AM
Wow, an old fashioned nite crew thread, I'm impressed
It got abandoned kinda early, though.

I ran to the liquor store to get some beer, and when I got back it was dead.

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:04 AM
It got abandoned kinda early, though.

I ran to the liquor store to get some beer, and when I got back it was dead.

I can ward off a full fledge chiefs4me attack, but even I can't stop the roller coaster that is Princess Leia's Ass.

BigRedChief
12-11-2005, 12:06 AM
I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting
http://www.forumspile.com/Win-Fish.jpg

SPchief
12-11-2005, 12:06 AM
It got abandoned kinda early, though.

I ran to the liquor store to get some beer, and when I got back it was dead.

Speaking of beer, I'm drinking a moosehead lager right now for the first time, not bad

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:06 AM
Fish go moo?

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:07 AM
Speaking of beer, I'm drinking a moosehead lager right now for the first time, not bad
You were supposed to announce that in the spruce tips thread.

Logical
12-11-2005, 12:07 AM
I can ward off a full fledge chiefs4me attack, but even I can't stop the roller coaster that is Princess Leia's Ass.ROFL

KChiefsQT
12-11-2005, 12:08 AM
It's thhhhhat bad.

SPchief
12-11-2005, 12:08 AM
You were supposed to announce that in the spruce tips thread.

Haven't read that thread yet, I guess i have to now to find out what the hell spruce tips are

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:09 AM
Haven't read that thread yet, I guess i have to now to find out what the hell spruce tips are
I'm assuming they're tips from spruce trees.

The beer was still tasty.

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:13 AM
You were supposed to announce that in the spruce tips thread.

mod/admin nazi

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:14 AM
mod/admin nazi
Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?

SPchief
12-11-2005, 12:15 AM
Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?


We could be HARDCORE

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:16 AM
Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?

Unlock this damn chain. I don't trust you around ovens now.

Ari Chi3fs
12-11-2005, 12:18 AM
I think it is because you're stupid. My threads always do great.


Shutup n00b.

LiL stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:01 AM
Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?


DEvolve ? chaos ?








By the way, did you pick up the goat yet?

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:02 AM
DEvolve ? chaos ?








By the way, did you pick up the goat yet?



:banghead:

Little bastiage didn't log out.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 01:06 AM
:banghead:

Little bastiage didn't log out.
haha.... least you didn't post as bad girl.

Frankie
12-11-2005, 01:11 AM
I haven't read all 15 pages of replies. So if the following suggestions have been made I apologize:

1- Change your username to GAZ.

2- Say something negative about Duhbya. :p

Either of the above will get a lot of replies.

Halfcan
12-11-2005, 01:17 AM
hardcore chaos for the Planet sounds good. No posting pics of yourself though

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:19 AM
haha.... least you didn't post as bad girl.

I've never posed as bad girl. I don't think what I've done, with her clothes and all, could be considered posing.

Katipan
12-11-2005, 01:20 AM
I've never posed as bad girl. I don't think what I've done, with her clothes and all, could be considered posing.

Were you in front of a mirror and flexxing?

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:20 AM
hardcore chaos for the Planet sounds good. No posting pics of yourself though

How 'bout just part of myself ?

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 01:21 AM
How 'bout just part of myself ?
Definitely not that.

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:22 AM
Were you in front of a mirror and flexxing?

Hell no. You think I'm some kinda weirdo or something ? Just a few pictures.

Katipan
12-11-2005, 01:32 AM
Hell no. You think I'm some kinda weirdo or something ? Just a few pictures.


ROFL

...this...thread...worthless...

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:35 AM
ROFL

...this...thread...worthless...

She's in Mobile right now. so as far as .....well, you know. There's not much here.....hmmm, maybe in the spare bedroom closet.