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sd4chiefs
12-10-2005, 07:17 PM
to go out. She started getting ready two hours ago and she is still screwing around. We should have left for the company Christmas party 20 minutes ago. I hate being late. She is always late getting ready and I get mad and it just ruins the evening. :banghead:

Katipan
12-10-2005, 07:19 PM
Because it takes us that much work to be able to stand next to such a beautiful creatures like you with our heads held high.


Actually, it's because there will be other wives there. But shhh. That's a girl secret.

morphius
12-10-2005, 07:21 PM
because God made them second, and they have been able to catch up...

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:24 PM
I think chicks just get off on that petrified look on my face when they say, "I'm late."

morphius
12-10-2005, 07:25 PM
I think chicks just get off on that petrified look on my face when they say, "I'm late."
That look probably doesn't comapre to the, "You have an eight year old daughter" look.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:26 PM
That look probably doesn't comapre to the, "You have an eight year old daughter" look.
Impossible. Eight years ago I was a virgin.

HA!

morphius
12-10-2005, 07:27 PM
Impossible. Eight years ago I was a virgin.

HA!
Holy crap, its been 17 years for me. So for over half my life I have been getting some...

Booya.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:28 PM
Holy crap, its been 17 years for me. So for over half my life I have been getting some...

Booya.
I got a late start but I made up for lost time.

Spott
12-10-2005, 07:30 PM
At least you get a company Christmas party. I worked for one of the largest corpations in the country for 11 years and never had one.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 07:32 PM
My company "holiday" party is on Thursday.

I know there's gotta be a secret pool amongst management about how many people show up on Friday. I gotta get in on it.