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ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:03 PM
So, I ran to the liquor store earlier with the intent of picking up a couple sixers of Nimbus Old Monkeyshine. But, in the cooler I saw next to the Alaskan Amber some Alaskan Winter Ale. I had to grab it. So, I grabbed one sixer of that, and one sixer of the Nimbus. (Nothing quite as fun as dropping $17 on twelve beers.)

So, I just cracked open the first Alaskan Winter Ale... and I notice on the label it says, "Seasonal Ale Brewed With Spruce Tips"

Wha--.... there's a tree in my beer?

It's still pretty tasty. I think I'll switch to the Old Monkeyshine next, tho.... at 8.2% alcohol, you almost don't mind spending $8.50 for a sixer.

Whatchu drinkin' tonight?

Dunit35
12-10-2005, 11:04 PM
Bud Select! Its my favorite drink.

Count Zarth
12-10-2005, 11:05 PM
I just had some hot chocolate.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:05 PM
I'm resting my liver.

I know. I know. Foreign concept, baby.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:06 PM
Bud Select! Its my favorite drink.
After I drink these twelve real beers, I bet I'll be pissing a close approximation to what you're drinking.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:06 PM
I'm resting my liver.

I know. I know. Foreign concept, baby.
I bet my liver weighs as much as you. He can bench like 250.

My liver is a monster. He needs no rest.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:11 PM
You could have gotten 24 Sam Adams for the same price.


fyi.
dear.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:12 PM
You could have gotten 24 Sam Adams for the same price.


fyi.
dear.
I'll drink twenty four Sam Adams tomorrow. And all it will cost me is a smile and some well-placed compliments.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:15 PM
I'll drink twenty four Sam Adams tomorrow. And all it will cost me is a smile and some well-placed compliments.

You will drink 4 or 5 and pass out.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:16 PM
You will drink 4 or 5 and pass out.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaah

Oh man.... that's the funniest post you've ever made.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:17 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaah

Oh man.... that's the funniest post you've ever made.

I have pills and I'm not afraid to use them.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:19 PM
I have pills and I'm not afraid to use them.
See guys... this is the fatal flaw in that whole "she should have it open when she brings it to you" thing.

Dunit35
12-10-2005, 11:19 PM
After I drink these twelve real beers, I bet I'll be pissing a close approximation to what you're drinking.


Hahaha, good one. Ive never had any of the kinds of beer you guys talk about on here. But Im not 21 yet so my options are low since I cant go in the store and just pick whatever I want.

Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:19 PM
i got good tequilla from mexico my friend brought me and i got some lines that i am going to bump in a few

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:21 PM
i got good tequilla from mexico my friend brought me and i got some lines that i am going to bump in a few

you're ****ing the whole cocaine vernacular up.

you don't bump lines.

you have a line, or a bump.

goddammit.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:22 PM
Hahaha, good one. Ive never had any of the kinds of beer you guys talk about on here. But Im not 21 yet so my options are low since I cant go in the store and just pick whatever I want.
Consider some slack cut. Christ I was drinking Natty Light in college.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:22 PM
You could blow some lines, though.

Which doesn't really make any sense... but, **** it... you're high, right?

Dunit35
12-10-2005, 11:29 PM
Consider some slack cut. Christ I was drinking Natty Light in college.

Now that is one beer I cannot drink. That and Keystone Light.

Dartgod
12-10-2005, 11:30 PM
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Pretty much my favorite brew right now.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:31 PM
Now that is one beer I cannot drink. That and Keystone Light.
Drank a lot of Key Lite, too. And High Life. And Busch Light.

I was a shitty beer... uh, I don't know how to spell that word that starts with a c.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:31 PM
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. Pretty much my favorite brew right now.
How did your Sierra Nevada Pale Ale clone come out?

Dartgod
12-10-2005, 11:32 PM
Drank a lot of Key Lite, too. And High Life. And Busch Light.

I was a shitty beer... uh, I don't know how to spell that word that starts with a c.
Connoisseur?

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:33 PM
Connoisseur?
Yeah, that's it.

I started to type it... realized I didn't know how to spell it... and was too lazy to go to m-w.com or something.

Dartgod
12-10-2005, 11:33 PM
How did your Sierra Nevada Pale Ale clone come out?
Pretty damn good. I wouldn't say it tasted a hell of a lot like SNPA, but still a good brew. I need to get off my ass and brew another batch.

Dartgod
12-10-2005, 11:34 PM
Yeah, that's it.

I started to type it... realized I didn't know how to spell it... and was too lazy to go to m-w.com or something.
I didn't either. I let MS Word spell it for me.

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:36 PM
I didn't either. I let MS Word spell it for me.
Heh... I'm not even sure if I have MS Word installed on this machine.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:38 PM
Drank a lot of Key Lite, too. And High Life. And Busch Light.

I was a shitty beer... uh, I don't know how to spell that word that starts with a c.

I know a worse one...

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:49 PM
I know a worse one...
I know how to spell that one.

Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:53 PM
i don't i think

ENDelt260
12-10-2005, 11:57 PM
i don't i think
Haha.... I'm pretty sure I know of at least one girl in St. Joe who could remind you.

Katipan
12-10-2005, 11:59 PM
i don't i think

it's ok.

i don't do drugs.

Halfcan
12-11-2005, 12:21 AM
I usually only drink Mic Light. The worst beers-anything from Japan sucks-and Iron City beer from Pittsburg. German Bock beer sucks too.

Nzoner
12-11-2005, 12:25 AM
I'm drinking a diet dr pepper

luv
12-11-2005, 12:26 AM
I have Bud Light, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Bass Pale Ale, Pilsner Urquell, and Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat. Didn't drink tonight though.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:27 AM
I'm drinking a diet dr pepper
Did you put a paper umbrella in it?

Nzoner
12-11-2005, 12:29 AM
Did you put a paper umbrella in it?

nah,I'm saving those for the frozen margaritas during football tomorrow.

Vegas_Dave
12-11-2005, 12:29 AM
Personally, I just downed a bottle of wine in about 30 minutes (which considering that I average about 1 beer every 2 weeks, that is allot of alcohol!).

Refer to my "Sticky" post titled "Nasal Dermoid - Take 2" and I think you will understand why!

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:32 AM
Personally, I just downed a bottle of wine in about 30 minutes (which considering that I average about 1 beer every 2 weeks, that is allot of alcohol!).

Refer to my "Sticky" post titled "Nasal Dermoid - Take 2" and I think you will understand why!

Strawberry Hill Boones isn't really wine.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:32 AM
i talked to god today. He blessed me with a nephew this lats month. everything will be fine

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:33 AM
i talked to god today. He blessed me with a nephew this lats month. everything will be fine
I also recently gained a nephew.

No... wait... a niece.

One of the two.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:34 AM
i already had a talk with my nephew about the clap

Nzoner
12-11-2005, 12:34 AM
Strawberry Hill Boones isn't really wine.

Thanks,that brings back some bad memories of my MD 20/20 days.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:36 AM
i already had a talk with my nephew about the clap
It's never too soon.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:36 AM
Thanks,that brings back some bad memories of my MD 20/20 days.
I have some blank spots where memories should be thanks to the Mad Dog.

At least I never tried to break a hubcap over my head like my big bro, though.

Vegas_Dave
12-11-2005, 12:40 AM
Strawberry Hill Boones isn't really wine.

Very true, but I dont drink the cheap sh*t. This is abous a $40 bottle given to me recently by a VERY good customer of mine.

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:42 AM
Very true, but I dont drink the cheap sh*t. This is abous a $40 bottle given to me recently by a VERY good customer of mine.

Man, I'll take my $20 bottle of Jager and $9.99 12 pack of Sam Adams.

Nzoner
12-11-2005, 12:42 AM
I have some blank spots where memories should be thanks to the Mad Dog.

At least I never tried to break a hubcap over my head like my big bro, though.

I used to umpire pony league baseball,went to do a game after partaking of the Mad Dog and made it two pitches,shortly after I called a strike on a ball that sailed over the batter and I's head my boss called me aside,took my gear and sent my ass home.

Halfcan
12-11-2005, 12:44 AM
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker, suicide is slow with liquor, take a bottle drown your sorrows, then it floods away tomorrows.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:45 AM
I used to umpire pony league baseball,went to do a game after partaking of the Mad Dog and made it two pitches,shortly after I called a strike on a ball that sailed over the batter and I's head my boss called me aside,took my gear and sent my ass home.
I hope Pony League is an adult rec league.

Nzoner
12-11-2005, 12:48 AM
I hope Pony League is an adult rec league.

Nope,12-13 year old little leaguers,whose parents take it quite seriously.Thankfully I had a very cool boss.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:54 AM
i was pony all star

elvomito
12-11-2005, 12:58 AM
how about some increduivle hulk?
garaunteed to get the you ****ed up and her p***y wet
hell, i'm between that and booldy marys\
when i head out to the bay again i'm plannin on some of the 2nd pic
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=50398
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=50399

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:59 AM
pretty

elvomito
12-11-2005, 01:01 AM
last time i was there, my friends from AZ were there too... they said it was all crap in AZ... too bad!!!

Halfcan
12-11-2005, 01:03 AM
Damm that beats the Mexican ditch weed I have-lol did you mean incredible-you even type drunker than you sound.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 01:05 AM
last time i was there, my friends from AZ were there too... they said it was all crap in AZ... too bad!!!
They just don't have good friends.

there's certainly a lot of cheap mexican weed around... but, the good shit's here, too. Just gotta know where to look.

elvomito
12-11-2005, 01:06 AM
****
i'm glad i'[m not wasted yet.
last time i had a V and this vodka and i appearently entertained my friends for hours... i only wish i could remember what happened becAuse they're stories were funny as ****

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:08 AM
Man, I'll take my $20 bottle of Jager and $9.99 12 pack of Sam Adams.


And you still have $10.00 left over for some goat food and a cab ride home for the midget.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 01:09 AM
And you still have $10.00 left over for some goat food and a cab ride home for the midget.
The midget I know lives in Guad. You're gonna need pesos to pay the Bueno Cab, I think.

Katipan
12-11-2005, 01:11 AM
And you still have $10.00 left over for some goat food and a cab ride home for the midget.

I am one classy broad.

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:12 AM
how about some incredible hulk?
guaranteed to get the you ****ed up and her p***y wet
hell, I'm between that and bloody Marys\
when i head out to the bay again I'm planning on some of the 2nd pic


Got a friend who's been cloning for around 15 yrs. The results look alot like that only with a purplish tint.

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:14 AM
The midget I know lives in Guad. You're gonna need pesos to pay the Bueno Cab, I think.

Fugg that. My midgets live in this country and ride the goats home.

elvomito
12-11-2005, 01:16 AM
Got a friend who's been cloning for around 15 yrs. The results look alot like that only with a purplish tint.that's supposed to be a pyrple too but can be black if done right... 15years heh? that must be a killer strain to keep around that long... he should seriously consider a.... **** nevermind


They just don't have good friends.

there's certainly a lot of cheap mexican weed around... but, the good shit's here, too. Just gotta know where to look.
maan phoeniz xmust be crazy,
they told me they wanted me to make them a website, and here was their reason: they were the center of attention in all of theior "swinger groups"
and these aer people our age.

erfill time........

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 01:24 AM
I am one classy broad.
The only type I hang out with, babe.

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 01:25 AM
Fugg that. My midgets live in this country and ride the goats home.
Guad is technically in this country.... but you can only drive 25 miles an hour through it.

huh... I'm not even sure what my point was there.

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:28 AM
Guad is technically in this country.... but you can only drive 25 miles an hour through it.

huh... I'm not even sure what my point was there.

Damn, parade a goat around in front of you and you can't even think straight.

elvomito
12-11-2005, 01:32 AM
Sheep say "baaa," goats say "maaa."

stumppy
12-11-2005, 01:36 AM
Sheep say "baaa," goats say "maaa."

And the midget says aaawwwwww.