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Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:12 PM
Ok so I very rarely get my hopes up to do anything because i know no matter what happens plans fall to shit everytime. Anyway we have a nice christmas party at my work and I was looking forward to it because everyone was talking how much money the company spends at the party bla bla bla. So anyway i buy a nice new tie and a nice shirt and I had my dad cut my hair. Midway through he dad ****ing shaves my head right down the side. So i was like **** it you ****ed it up and put a shaved a huge stripe down the right of my head do it to the other side. So i had two giant bald spots on both sides of my head for about an hour then i said **** it i am going to shave it off. So i shave my head and my head looks like a ****ing aquatred tire. No big deal. I get all dressed up to go to my party and i start thinking about the sevendust mudvayne concert tonight and how i wish i could skip this weak shit get ****ing blasted and mosh at sevendust. Anyway my date doesn't call or anything just stands me up without calling, which i wouldn't care i just wish a call would be nice so i could atleast go to sevendust. So now i am sitting here dressed up in a suit drinking by myself, but I do have flowers to give to a girl at the bar because i was stood up. So hopefully i will be knee deep in pussy come 2:00 am

Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:14 PM
Oh yeah and todays my birthday awesome. I am listening to the buzz play some tecno

Mecca
12-10-2005, 11:14 PM
Is it wrong that when I see "DP" I think the thread is going to be about porno?

Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:15 PM
Is it wrong that when I see "DP" I think the thread is going to be about porno?


blame that on phil thats what he calls me

QuikSsurfer
12-10-2005, 11:16 PM
does ur dad often cut ur hair?

Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:17 PM
yeah i made my dad laugh or something and he wasn't paying attention and i don't really give a **** i am not giving a dude 11 bucks to cut my hair.

QuikSsurfer
12-10-2005, 11:18 PM
Is it wrong that when I see "DP" I think the thread is going to be about porno?

No, but if you're thinking about f*cking a girl doggystyle and physically hitting hitting her in the ribs... yes, that's wrong.

Mecca
12-10-2005, 11:18 PM
Stuff like that is why I don't allow amatuers to cut my hair.

And by the way seeing how much Sevendust rules you should blow off any and all engagements to go see them.

QuikSsurfer
12-10-2005, 11:19 PM
yeah i made my dad laugh or something and he wasn't paying attention and i don't really give a **** i am not giving a dude 11 bucks to cut my hair.

are you a comedian?

Demonpenz
12-10-2005, 11:20 PM
are you a comedian?


why?

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:00 AM
Demonpenz isn't really professional comedian per se... but, he likes to sample the same drugs as the big boys.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:02 AM
i have seen sevendust before I got in a dragout fight in an alley. Yeah i wanted to see them again

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:02 AM
This thread was so not what I was expecting it to be.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:04 AM
i take responsibility for that. I am sorry

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:05 AM
I am sorry

Very.

but, we love you anyway.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:12 AM
Very.

but, we love you anyway.


well i feel bad because people wanted to see some pics of a girl getting all her holes filled and I am too wated to pull that off

ENDelt260
12-11-2005, 12:12 AM
well i feel bad because people wanted to see some pics of a girl getting all her holes filled and I am too wated to pull that off
It would just get you banned anyway.

Ari Chi3fs
12-11-2005, 12:16 AM
sorry to hear about your bitch, your hair, and your bad taste of music.

Demonpenz
12-11-2005, 12:17 AM
sorry to hear about your bitch, your hair, and your bad taste of music.


ouch ROFL

Mecca
12-11-2005, 12:20 AM
sorry to hear about your bitch, your hair, and your bad taste of music.

Hey, Hey, Hey I happen to like Sevendust and will not stand for any type of bashing of them on this board...... :cuss:

Katipan
12-11-2005, 12:21 AM
Hey, Hey, Hey I happen to like Sevendust and will not stand for any type of bashing of them on this board...... :cuss:

Try heteroseuxality.

Just for kicks.

dtebbe
12-11-2005, 12:40 AM
i take responsibility for that. I am sorry

Hmm... 2:04a... if you were knee deep, it must have been cold

DT

QuikSsurfer
12-11-2005, 01:21 AM
sorry to hear about your bitch, your hair, and your bad taste of music.

nicely put

wazu
12-11-2005, 03:17 AM
So now i am sitting here dressed up in a suit drinking by myself, but I do have flowers to give to a girl at the bar because i was stood up. So hopefully i will be knee deep in pussy come 2:00 am

Yes. That's the good thing about getting stood up. With all the spare flowers, getting laid is practically a foregone conclusion.

Rausch
12-11-2005, 03:21 AM
Ok so I very rarely get my hopes up to do anything because i know no matter what happens plans fall to shit everytime. Anyway we have a nice christmas party at my work and I was looking forward to it because everyone was talking how much money the company spends at the party bla bla bla. So anyway i buy a nice new tie and a nice shirt and I had my dad cut my hair. Midway through he dad ****ing shaves my head right down the side. So i was like **** it you ****ed it up and put a shaved a huge stripe down the right of my head do it to the other side. So i had two giant bald spots on both sides of my head for about an hour then i said **** it i am going to shave it off. So i shave my head and my head looks like a ****ing aquatred tire. No big deal. I get all dressed up to go to my party and i start thinking about the sevendust mudvayne concert tonight and how i wish i could skip this weak shit get ****ing blasted and mosh at sevendust. Anyway my date doesn't call or anything just stands me up without calling, which i wouldn't care i just wish a call would be nice so i could atleast go to sevendust. So now i am sitting here dressed up in a suit drinking by myself, but I do have flowers to give to a girl at the bar because i was stood up. So hopefully i will be knee deep in pussy come 2:00 am

Son, what you need is a 48 hour solid Rausch drunk...

Ultra Peanut
12-11-2005, 03:38 AM
Demonpenz isn't really professional comedian per se... but, he likes to sample the same drugs as the big boys.ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
12-11-2005, 07:19 AM
sorry to hear about your bitch, your hair, and your bad taste of music.



ROFL That's the funniest thing I've read all weekend

Bwana
12-11-2005, 07:53 AM
i am not giving a dude 11 bucks to cut my hair.

Yeah why drop $11 when you can have this for free! :spock:

Mr. Kotter
12-11-2005, 09:07 AM
sorry to hear about your bitch, your hair, and your bad taste of music.

ROFL

Sorry for your tough day, DP.

Mr. Kotter
12-11-2005, 09:09 AM
This thread was so not what I was expecting it to be.

Yeah, as a planet regular and nice guy....DP stood for DemonPenz, before I learned its other meaning.