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Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2005, 11:00 AM
I had a 20 minute crap earlier today, followed up by a 15 minute crap... and its not even NOON yet.

Im thinking I may spend 2-3 hours on the toilet at work this week.

So, I think i will spend that portion of my paycheck on something nice for myself... cuz i deserve it. Im a hard worker.

Braincase
12-12-2005, 11:07 AM
Tee it up a little higher, next time.

siberian khatru
12-12-2005, 11:11 AM
A poop thread. JimNasium will be thrilled.

Kerberos
12-12-2005, 11:33 AM
You know I often find myself "Holding" a good bowel movement, at home and heading to work, for just said reason.

Nothing like a good $25 and hour dump.

:D


Clock in and hit the HEAD. Life at work couldn't be much more enjoyable while reeling off a good one and being on the clock too.

:D


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easymobee
12-12-2005, 11:48 AM
You know I often find myself "Holding" a good bowl movement, at home and heading to work, for just said reason.

Nothing like a good $25 and hour dump.

:D


Clock in and hit the HEAD. Life at work couldn't be much more enjoyable while reeling off a good one and being on the clock too.

:D


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Agreed.

I only get 15.50 per hour for my worktime dumps, but i've actually found myself calculating how much certain longer trips have earned me.

Rain Man
12-12-2005, 11:50 AM
This is why I only hire people who suffer from chronic constipation. They think that interview question is only for health insurance reasons, but I know better.

angel
12-12-2005, 11:51 AM
guys are weird...

gblowfish
12-12-2005, 11:51 AM
I don't like to dump at work.
They won't let me claim it as research or development.

wazu
12-12-2005, 11:55 AM
I had a 20 minute crap earlier today, followed up by a 15 minute crap... and its not even NOON yet.

Im thinking I may spend 2-3 hours on the toilet at work this week.

You might want to see a doctor about that.

Dickies Prostate
12-12-2005, 11:55 AM
This thread is just precious.

mike_b_284
12-12-2005, 11:59 AM
as much as possible. Eggs with hot sauce and coffee garuntees me at least 10-15 minutes a day.

Rain Man
12-12-2005, 12:00 PM
This thread is just precious.

Feel free to start a prostate thread if you wish.

jidar
12-12-2005, 12:00 PM
This thread is completely full of shit.

luv
12-12-2005, 12:04 PM
guys are weird...
amen to that

Simply Red
12-12-2005, 12:06 PM
You might want to see a doctor about that.

No "pooping" a lot is a good thing. High metabolism. It is the opposite that i'd see a doctor about.

NO SHIT!!!

REDHOTGTO
12-12-2005, 12:21 PM
you must also have nothing to do at work if you have time to make a crappy thread like this ROFL

Fishpicker
12-12-2005, 12:21 PM
I used to take care of business at work all the time. there was one instance that broke me of the habit though. I was working at a country club at the time.the facilities were top-notch... restroom attendant included. I asked for a newspaper and set off to doo my thang.

i was in there for about 5 minutes and was ready to get back to work... but my legs fell asleep from leaning forward to read. (EoK) i didnt intend on being there for an extended dump but,the attendant went and told the clubhouse manager that i was in there 30 minutes (8 minutes ATM actually)

the manager came in a cussed me out while i was still on the throne. thats just wrong; regardless of workplace heirarchy.

I had to stumble my way out (my feet were tingling real bad) damned if there werent 10 co-workers just outside the mens room. there I am dragging my feet, telling them all: " I am human. Do I not sh*t brown? Do I not spray grey/green? Do I not wipe yellow?

never again; I wake up early and dont bother with breakfast. that was just too big a sacrifice.

Ari Chi3fs
12-12-2005, 01:20 PM
ah yes, tingling feet.

alpha_omega
12-12-2005, 01:39 PM
Odd.

Mr. Kotter
12-12-2005, 01:46 PM
I'm an "Express" pooper. When I go, it's because I have to go. I've never understood the type who bring reading material in with them....I'm usually on the pot about 1-2 minutes or so. And I'm done.

You still lookin' for employees, Kevin?

Rain Man
12-12-2005, 02:11 PM
I'm an "Express" pooper. When I go, it's because I have to go. I've never understood the type who bring reading material in with them....I'm usually on the pot about 1-2 minutes or so. And I'm done.

You still lookin' for employees, Kevin?


I must say, in reviewing your resume, you have pretty strong defecatory qualifications.

cookster50
12-12-2005, 02:13 PM
Uhh, I hate to say this, but someone has to. This thread is WORTHLESS without pics!!

tk13
12-12-2005, 02:14 PM
More work time than Larry Johnson spends blocking linebackers, that's for damn sure.



That's a joke, seriously, relax people.