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Halfcan
12-12-2005, 02:53 PM
Sienfield had a whole show about "nothing" he sold to the network. I thought it would be a cool thread too.

Just a place to post all:

Unfunny jokes.
Drunken ramblings.
Rants on the Chiefs
Personal stuff that nobody cares about-like your latest bout with the flu.
Darkest fears.
Plans for the future.
Pics of nothing interesting.
Boring stories, aka tales that you think make you sound cool, "the time you scored the winning run or nailed the prom queen.
Why you hate the Donks so much.
Why your marriage or latest relationship didn't work out.
Biggest failures and most embarrassing moments.
Why you drink too much or are just plan sad.

This will make all the other threads, concise, to the point, and thought provoking by weeding out all the riff raff.

Since I have allready had my share of all of the above-I will start by just saying:

"Man I can't believe we lost to the Cowgirls-man my life sucks!!!"

KCTitus
12-12-2005, 02:57 PM
I received a degree in Accounting in 1991, changed careers to IT in 1995 and just finished paying my last college loan in June of 2005.

Lurch
12-12-2005, 02:59 PM
I like Taco Salad.

Mecca
12-12-2005, 03:00 PM
I hate Rush.

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 03:00 PM
Black and Lime Green is a fantastic color combination.

I am hungry for steak.

I want $20, now.

Halfcan
12-12-2005, 03:01 PM
lol that was very not-interesting-perfect.

I changed majors three times if anyone doesn't care-then ended up three classes short on a Finance degree.

I am also scared of clowns.

Thig Lyfe
12-12-2005, 03:02 PM
I hate this thread.

Saulbadguy
12-12-2005, 03:03 PM
Yadda yadda yadda...

cookster50
12-12-2005, 03:04 PM
I just farted.

Lurch
12-12-2005, 03:05 PM
lol that was very not-interesting-perfect.

I changed majors three times if any doesn't care-then ended up three classes short on a Finance degree.

I am also scared of clowns.

I eat Nacho Cheese Doritos and drink Fresca in my zippered-with-footy full body pajamas, when I post at the Planet.

KCTitus
12-12-2005, 03:05 PM
I like to put on some Jazz or Mozart when the folks come over for dinner...my dad like Jazz and my mom likes Mozart. They probably think that I like it, too, because Im playing it when they come over, but I dont.

ptlyon
12-12-2005, 03:05 PM
I just farted.

Halfcan
12-12-2005, 03:06 PM
I hate this thread.

Please explain in detail, precisely why you hate it, be specific and please back up each statement with a long-winded reason. Go ahead let it all out.

Mecca
12-12-2005, 03:06 PM
It's really starting to stink in this thread with all this farting.

ptlyon
12-12-2005, 03:06 PM
Dammit.

KCTitus
12-12-2005, 03:07 PM
It's really starting to stink in this thread with all this farting.

I cant smell anything over this cigar...

cookster50
12-12-2005, 03:09 PM
I just farted.
Too slow.

Donger
12-12-2005, 03:09 PM
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
da da da da
da da da da

da da da da
da da da da
da da da da
da da da da

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run
I gotta run

Don't **** with fries in hot fat
it really hurts bad
and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Diiiing friiiiies aaaaare dooooooone

ptlyon
12-12-2005, 03:10 PM
Why your marriage or latest relationship didn't work out

I'll tell you why... She was a Ho.

cookster50
12-12-2005, 03:11 PM
I'll tell you why... She was a Ho.
Nah, it's because she was really a BRO!

Lurch
12-12-2005, 03:11 PM
Too slow.

Slow farts are the best. Especially the ones the have a "ripple" effect.

Simply Red
12-12-2005, 03:11 PM
I like Mecca's Avatar.

Lurch
12-12-2005, 03:13 PM
I like Mecca's Avatar.

What's with the red boxes under your name? Did you piss of a moderator?

KCTitus
12-12-2005, 03:18 PM
I really dont think Im going to watch the MNF game tonight. I might just read instead.

angel
12-12-2005, 03:20 PM
I hate Rush.
me too

Lurch
12-12-2005, 03:21 PM
I really dont think Im going to watch the MNF game tonight. I might just read instead.

War and Peace, perhaps?

angel
12-12-2005, 03:22 PM
my dog was top dog in his obedience class

KCTitus
12-12-2005, 03:23 PM
War and Peace, perhaps?

No, Im in the middle of a book by Thomas Sowell.

ptlyon
12-12-2005, 03:25 PM
"Telegraph Road" is the best song Dire Straits ever wrote.

Dartgod
12-12-2005, 03:26 PM
Just a place to post all:

Unfunny jokes.
Drunken ramblings.
Rants on the Chiefs
Personal stuff that nobody cares about-like your latest bout with the flu.
Darkest fears.
Plans for the future.
Pics of nothing interesting.
Boring stories, aka tales that you think make you sound cool, "the time you scored the winning run or nailed the prom queen.
Why you hate the Donks so much.
Why your marriage or latest relationship didn't work out.
Biggest failures and most embarrassing moments.
Why you drink too much or are just plan sad.Why do we need a thread dedicated to these things? The whole damn BB is already a thread about nothing.

Dartgod
12-12-2005, 03:27 PM
my dog was top dog in his obedience classMy dog sniffed your dog's butt.

Lurch
12-12-2005, 03:27 PM
No, Im in the middle of a book by Thomas Sowell.

Sowell is good. Unfortunate that when African American writers "get it," they are immediately trashed as Uncle Tom. Read any Shelby Steele?

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 03:27 PM
Top 3 bands in the Kansas City music scene:

Anti-Crew (hip-hop)
Veda (rock)
A?athy (unclassifiable punk based amalgamation of genres)

chagrin
12-12-2005, 03:28 PM
Why do we need a thread dedicated to these things? The whole damn BB is already a thread about nothing.


BINGO

greg63
12-12-2005, 03:32 PM
No soup for you! :D

RedNFeisty
12-12-2005, 03:34 PM
Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Champagne kisses hold me in your lap of luxury
I only want to fly first class desires, you're my limousine
So elegant the way we ride, our passion it just multiplies
There's platinum lightning in the sky
Look I'm livin' like a queen

This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live baby
We're luxurious like Egyptian cotton
We're so rich in love we're rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin so sparkly

Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Sugar, honey, sexy baby
When we touch it turns to gold
Sensitive and delicate kinda like a tuberose
You know you are my treasure chest

It's pure perfection when we kiss and
You're my Mr.. I'm your Miss
Gonna be until we're old

This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live baby
We're luxurious like Egyptian cotton

Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Cha-ching cha-ching we're loaded and we're not gonna blow it
cha-ching cha-ching we're hooked up with the love cause we grow it
cha-ching cha-ching we got hydroponic love and we're smokin'
cha-ching cha-ching we burn it you and I, we are so lit

We're so rich in love were rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly

Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Halfcan
12-12-2005, 03:38 PM
Why do we need a thread dedicated to these things? The whole damn BB is already a thread about nothing.

Exactly, to make the others better reading. Rain man probably has a poll or some graphs to back this up.

Who's the Boss is on-it is the one where Tony finanly nails Angela-not really they just flirt in a really corny way. It is Soooo funny.

chagrin
12-12-2005, 03:38 PM
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
When we touch it turns to gold
Sensitive and delicate kinda like a tuberoast



Wow

greg63
12-12-2005, 03:38 PM
My fellow security officers and I just got a four percent wage increase. Then, I had a nice satisfying bowel movement.

ptlyon
12-12-2005, 03:39 PM
My fellow security officers and I just got a four percent wage increase.

****er. I only got 3.2%.

greg63
12-12-2005, 03:41 PM
****er. I only got 3.2%.

Where do you work?

ptlyon
12-12-2005, 03:41 PM
Where do you work?

An energy company.

Can't really complain about the 15.1% bonus though.

chagrin
12-12-2005, 03:42 PM
Hey, Bell South is about to introduce 6 Meg DSL for 110 for small business.

Halfcan
12-12-2005, 03:43 PM
My fellow security officers and I just got a four percent wage increase. Then, I had a nice satisfying bowel movement.


Glad thing are "working" out for ya.

I am eating a ham sandwich leftover from dinner last night. And working on my downstairs bathroom-which has been screwed up for a year.


Its been a real mess-let me tell you about it.

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 03:47 PM
I am declining to study for my 3 finals tomorrow, drinking delicious green tea instead.

Dartgod
12-12-2005, 03:49 PM
I have new socks...

chagrin
12-12-2005, 03:51 PM
This thread needs an enema

broncoholic
12-12-2005, 03:51 PM
I need Joe Horn to outscore Antowain Smith tonight to make the fantasy playoffs.

Halfcan
12-12-2005, 03:53 PM
Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Champagne kisses hold me in your lap of luxury
I only want to fly first class desires, you're my limousine
So elegant the way we ride, our passion it just multiplies
There's platinum lightning in the sky
Look I'm livin' like a queen

This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live baby
We're luxurious like Egyptian cotton
We're so rich in love we're rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin so sparkly

Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Sugar, honey, sexy baby
When we touch it turns to gold
Sensitive and delicate kinda like a tuberose
You know you are my treasure chest

It's pure perfection when we kiss and
You're my Mr.. I'm your Miss
Gonna be until we're old

This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live baby
We're luxurious like Egyptian cotton

Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back

Cha-ching cha-ching we're loaded and we're not gonna blow it
cha-ching cha-ching we're hooked up with the love cause we grow it
cha-ching cha-ching we got hydroponic love and we're smokin'
cha-ching cha-ching we burn it you and I, we are so lit

We're so rich in love were rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly

Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back


Wow red, did you make that up?

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 04:07 PM
Again he'll find himself in silence and solitude,
again he'll rise from land of sadness,
again he'll begin to shine for your eyes.
Tears shall bear his inner beauty and noble soul
and his body will come into flower by gorgeous aura.

His eyes shall fill you by energy,
his eyes shall permeate behind your walls
and your strongholds shall crash.
You will stand before him in your nakedness and
maybe then for the first time you will see it yourself.

But do not be afraid,
his eyes shall purify you
and the iced hearts of yours shall suck the rays of his Sun.

...and you'll hear the beautiful voice
and the purest words - the unspoken ones,
you will comprehend real love
and awakened you'll weep....

(Lykathea Aflame - "Bringer of Elvenefris' Flame")

Skip Towne
12-12-2005, 04:08 PM
I'm scared of n00bs.

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 04:11 PM
I hear the baying of the hounds
In the distance, I hear them devouring
Pest-ridden jackals of the earth
Diabolical beasts and roaming the forests
In wait and constant protectors
Calling you to sit by his side
Your self-loathing image in his flesh
A revelation upon which you linger

His words are flies
Swarming towards the true insects
Feastin on buried dreams
And spreading decay upon your skin
His eyes spew forth a darkness
That cut through and paralyze
Casts light upon your secrets
Forced to confront your enemies

His mouth is a vortex
Sucking you into its pandemonium
Fools you with a helping hand of ashes
Reached out in the false dismay
His body is a country
The cities lay dead and beyond despair
Friends turned enemies unable to come clean
In a rising fog of reeking death

Everything you believed is a lie
Everyone you loved is a death-burden
So you take comfort in him
And you are receptive to stark wishes
No longer struggling to declare your stand
You would inflict no harm to others
They are unaware and in a loop of futile events
You are everything, they are nothing

Drown in the deep mire
With past desires
Beneath the mire
Drown desire now with you

Lined up verses on dead skin
"The tainting lips of a stranger
Resting upon hers"

And I embrace bereavement
Everything beloved shattered anyway
I would devote myself to anyone
I would accept any flaws

I am too weak to resist
Tension vibrating with horror
Finding the outcast in my eyes
Pushing nerves on a puppet
Endless poison in my veins
Clean intent now tainted with death

And so, cold touch now inhumane
Every waking hour
Awaiting a reverie to unfold
And now they are calling me
Louder by the minute
The baying of the hounds
Calling me back to my home

(Opeth - "The Baying of the Hounds")

RedNFeisty
12-12-2005, 04:11 PM
Wow red, did you make that up?


ROFL

No, that is Gwin Stefani. I don't have that kind of time on my hands anymore to write.

JimNasium
12-12-2005, 04:14 PM
I'm going to 3 holiday parties in the next 18 hours. Wow these pants are tight. I wonder if they shrunk.

Simply Red
12-12-2005, 04:17 PM
What's with the red boxes under your name? Did you piss of a moderator?


Thanks for the heads up on that.

sedated
12-12-2005, 04:21 PM
I hate Rush.

Which one?

JaRon, Kareem, or Brandon?

sedated
12-12-2005, 04:22 PM
I'm going to 3 holiday parties in the next 18 hours. Wow these pants are tight. I wonder if they shrunk.

just in the crotch. hehehehehe :rolleyes:

sedated
12-12-2005, 04:23 PM
I hate broncos fans, rams fans, raider fans, yankee fans, lakers fans, and avalanche fans

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 04:45 PM
Which one?

JaRon, Kareem, or Brandon?
Limbaugh

sedated
12-12-2005, 04:47 PM
Limbaugh

no doubt, good call

JBucc
12-12-2005, 05:11 PM
I like Taco Salad.cool

Halfcan
12-12-2005, 05:12 PM
I have to take my son to basketball practice-and then I am going to hang some wallpaper and watch paint dry.

Reaper16
12-12-2005, 05:12 PM
cool
ROFL

DaFace
12-12-2005, 05:20 PM
I love lamp.

greg63
12-12-2005, 06:05 PM
Glad things are "working" out for ya.

I am eating a ham sandwich leftover from dinner last night. And working on my downstairs bathroom-which has been screwed up for a year.


Its been a real mess-let me tell you about it.

Thanks Buddy! :D

greg63
12-12-2005, 06:07 PM
An energy company.

Can't really complain about the 15.1% bonus though.

Nice! the four percent we're getting will probably be the last for a while.

greg63
12-12-2005, 06:08 PM
I'm scared of n00bs.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Hey Skip, admitting it is half the battle. :D

chefsos
12-12-2005, 06:18 PM
I've never been B&. I probably should experience this once before I die or rule the world, whichever comes first. What happens when you are B&? Is there a blinding white light in your monitor? Has anyone come back from the other side with stories?

Halfcan
12-13-2005, 01:09 AM
I hung two pieces of wallpaper. I had another one but it freakin ripped. Pretty exciting night.

I think I turned the game off before Madden ran out of asskissers for Ron Mexico-the greatest athelete in the universe.

luv
12-13-2005, 01:11 AM
I hung two pieces of wallpaper. I had another one but it freakin ripped. Pretty exciting night.

I think I turned the game off before Madden ran out of asskissers for Ron Mexico-the greatest athelete in the universe.
Don't you have a bedtime anymore?

Halfcan
12-13-2005, 01:13 AM
Yep, here pretty quick-I have had the last 4 days off. Its been nice. Just trying to finish this bathroom project.

Guru
12-13-2005, 01:13 AM
Black and Lime Green is a fantastic color combination.

I am hungry for steak.

I want $20, now.

Lime green and orange.

Halfcan
12-13-2005, 01:16 AM
How about blue and orange with a gayazz horsehead on the helmet-I think that is worse.

Guru
12-13-2005, 01:17 AM
How about blue and orange with a gayazz horsehead on the helmet-I think that is worse.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::thumb:

greg63
12-18-2005, 01:37 AM
Thought this could use a bump, after tonight’s obvious debacle.

-Captain Obvious

Halfcan
12-18-2005, 01:44 AM
lol, but I allready used up all, my bitchin about the Chiefs on other threads.

chiefsfolife
12-18-2005, 01:46 AM
**** the fasict planet look around for other chiefs boards

Halfcan
12-18-2005, 01:55 AM
**** the fasict planet look around for other chiefs boards

Fascism-noun-A one party system of government in which the individual is subordinated to the state and control is maintained by military force, secret police,rigid censorship, and government regimation of industry and finance.

Fascist-noun-an advocate of fascism, a member of a fascist party, or advocating and practicing fascism.

fasict-a mispelled word from an idiot.

greg63
12-18-2005, 02:00 AM
Fascism-noun-A one party system of government in which the individual is subordinated to the state and control is maintained by military force, secret police,rigid censorship, and government regimation of industry and finance.

Fascist-noun-an advocate of fascism, a member of a fascist party, or advocating and practicing fascism.

fasict-a mispelled word from an idiot.

ROFLROFLROFL:LOL:

Hilarious!!!

Nite Planet!

greg63
01-20-2006, 08:16 AM
...Had to give this a bump for all the n00b's who hadn't seen it yet! :D

SLAG
01-20-2006, 08:54 AM
...Had to give this a bump for all the n00b's who hadn't seen it yet! :D

Odd this thread was created during my Tenure

Yet i had never seen it

greg63
01-20-2006, 09:06 AM
Odd this thread was created during my Tenure

Yet i had never seen it
...Hence my Customer service of bumping. :)

RedNFeisty
01-20-2006, 09:53 AM
I am so not wanting to work today. :banghead:

I want to have a nice big White Russian or a two, get drunk and find some hot peice of ass. Yeap, that sounds like a grand plan, much better then being at work!

It does say a thread about nothing and I don't really have anything to say, just bored out of my mind today and humoring myself.

SLAG
01-20-2006, 09:53 AM
I am so not wanting to work today. :banghead:

I want to have a nice big White Russian or a two, get drunk and find some hot peice of ass. Yeap, that sounds like a grand plan, much better then being at work!


Ive only got a 1/2 Day today
:)

Mr. Christopher
01-20-2006, 09:56 AM
I've been on vacation all week long!!!

RedNFeisty
01-20-2006, 09:56 AM
Ive only got a 1/2 Day today
:)


Rub it in why don't you! nlm

We are doing inventory today so it will probably be a very long day. :cuss:

RedNFeisty
01-20-2006, 09:57 AM
I've been on vacation all week long!!!


I didn't need to know that, thanks!

Mr. Christopher
01-20-2006, 10:01 AM
I didn't need to know that, thanks!
It's all good...next week I have to work again :(

ptlyon
01-20-2006, 10:04 AM
It's all good...next week I have to work again :(

Nice seeing you around again Chris.

Ever get back this way at all?

SLAG
01-20-2006, 10:09 AM
Rub it in why don't you! nlm

We are doing inventory today so it will probably be a very long day. :cuss:

Well I have to work tommrow too

if that makes you feel any better

RedNFeisty
01-20-2006, 10:13 AM
Well I have to work tommrow too

if that makes you feel any better

No! I have to work tomorrow as well. Thanks for trying!

Inspector
01-20-2006, 10:18 AM
I'm taking care of 2 of my grandkids tomorrow.

And caulking newly installed crown molding.

It don't get much better than this....which is pretty pathetic when you think about it.

ptlyon
01-20-2006, 10:20 AM
This is where I will be going this weekend:

http://www.theralph.com/new2/Arena_Info_Section/Arena_Info_Main.htm

Rausch
01-20-2006, 10:21 AM
Sick now for the first time in years.

Noting the change in consistency and color of what comes out of my smeller.

SLAG
01-20-2006, 10:22 AM
I'm taking care of 2 of my grandkids tomorrow.

And caulking newly installed crown molding.

It don't get much better than this....which is pretty pathetic when you think about it.


Sneak around back and puff a fatty and then it really dosent get much better than that

Gonzo
01-20-2006, 10:33 AM
I like to watch my mentally handicapped friend Corky eat pudding and listen to his favorite song, "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. All this while wearing his Mickey Mouse boxers and black sox.

greg63
01-20-2006, 01:06 PM
I should be getting ready for work right now; yet here I am posting on the Planet.

greg63
01-23-2006, 12:50 AM
I like to watch my mentally handicapped friend Corky eat pudding and listen to his favorite song, "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. All this while wearing his Mickey Mouse boxers and black sox.

Has anyone ever told you that you’re strange?


...Just curious.:p

SLAG
01-23-2006, 12:54 AM
Is the Planet always this slow in the off season?

greg63
01-23-2006, 12:57 AM
Is the Planet always this slow in the off season?


It's not slow; you are moving so fast that the Planet just seems like it's moving slow. :p

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 12:59 AM
I finally got my wall paper up in the bathroom. Now I have to hook up the tolit-I will keep you posted on that.

BUMB

SLAG
01-23-2006, 12:59 AM
Also just to get this off my chest.

I think I have a Cell Phone Obsession, I am currently Searching ebay for a cheep used phone just to have as an extra .

I want to buy lots of cellphone just to have around i have no idea why

greg63
01-23-2006, 01:01 AM
Also just to get this off my chest.

I think I have a Cell Phone Obsession, I am currently Searching ebay for a cheep used phone just to have as an extra .

I want to buy lots of cellphone just to have around i have no idea why


Three words: Cell Phone Anonymous.

greg63
01-23-2006, 01:03 AM
I finally got my wall paper up in the bathroom. Now I have to hook up the tolit-I will keep you posted on that.

BUMB

Be sure the seal is tightly secure. Trust me; I'm talking from experience.


Oh, and bumb! :D

SLAG
01-23-2006, 01:05 AM
Three words: Cell Phone Anonymous.


Got the #?

:shrug:

luv
01-23-2006, 01:06 AM
Got the #?

:shrug:
1-800-4MY-CELL?

greg63
01-23-2006, 01:07 AM
Got the #?

:shrug:


1-800-555-CELL

greg63
01-23-2006, 01:08 AM
1-800-4MY-CELL?

That's a better one. :)

SLAG
01-23-2006, 01:08 AM
LoL

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:14 AM
1-800-Bro ncos!

Oh sorry that is the Choking hotline!

greg63
01-23-2006, 01:20 AM
1-800-Bro ncos!

Oh sorry that is the Choking hotline!


Jake the Fake is a regular member.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:22 AM
My Darkest fear was the Donks going to the SB again-Thank God for the Steelers. They killed Manning and then the Fake.

greg63
01-23-2006, 01:44 AM
My Darkest fear was the Donks going to the SB again-Thank God for the Steelers. They killed Manning and then the Fake.


…A fearful prospect indeed. My football experience would have been severely jaded and irreversibly so if they would have wwww, wwww, wwooo; I just can’t say it.

SLAG
01-23-2006, 01:46 AM
…A fearful prospect indeed. My football experience would have been severely jaded and irreversibly so if they would have wwww, wwww, wwooo; I just can’t say it.

Its ok you dont have to

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:49 AM
I just got done reading the thread about a junkies missing cat and Matrix holding a bag of dogshit-that is ten minutes I will never get back.

plbrdude
01-23-2006, 07:36 AM
I just got done reading the thread about a junkies missing cat and Matrix holding a bag of dogshit-that is ten minutes I will never get back.



i'm sure that's ten minutes you don't need back

chiefs4me
01-23-2006, 03:02 PM
I hate Rush.






:eek:...I knew there was more then one rreason I didn't like you...:shake:

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 03:07 PM
:eek:...I knew there was more then one rreason I didn't like you...:shake:

Mecca post that on every thread I start. Rap music has rotted his brain.

Chief Henry
01-23-2006, 03:22 PM
I went sledding yesterday. Then we went home, popped popcorn and watched the 2nd half of the
DONKS vs Steelers.

Does anyone really care ?

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 03:24 PM
I went sledding yesterday. Then we went home, popped popcorn and watched the 2nd half of the
DONKS vs Steelers.

Does anyone really care ?


I took a nap, watched both games, made chili for dinner. I thought I was coming down with a cold but it cleared up.

Fish
01-23-2006, 03:28 PM
I have a terrible fear of emery boards..... I'm not kidding. If I hear someone filing their nails, my mouth gets dry, my anxiety peaks, and I have to leave the room.... Can't touch one either. I'm shivering just writing about it.

I have no clue as to why...........

ptlyon
01-23-2006, 03:31 PM
I wish I would have won the lottery on Saturday.

Guess there is always Wednesday...

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 03:56 PM
I have a terrible fear of emery boards..... I'm not kidding. If I hear someone filing their nails, my mouth gets dry, my anxiety peaks, and I have to leave the room.... Can't touch one either. I'm shivering just writing about it.

I have no clue as to why...........


I can't stand to see people shave in movies. Especially with a straight razor on dry skin.,

I don't like Clowns either-they creep me out.

SLAG
01-23-2006, 04:32 PM
We need a Chiefsplanet Mobile

kcfanXIII
01-23-2006, 04:51 PM
why do they call it pms?

because mad cow disease was already taken.

Thig Lyfe
01-23-2006, 05:28 PM
What's the deal with peanut slices.

chiefs4me
01-23-2006, 05:40 PM
I have a terrible fear of emery boards..... I'm not kidding. If I hear someone filing their nails, my mouth gets dry, my anxiety peaks, and I have to leave the room.... Can't touch one either. I'm shivering just writing about it.



I have no clue as to why...........


when you find out why, tell me, my 15 year old is the same way...:shake:

SLAG
01-23-2006, 06:05 PM
For some Odd reason I like the smell of the dirt under my fingernails.

:shrug:

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 08:43 PM
For some Odd reason I like the smell of the dirt under my fingernails.

:shrug:

That is very strange.

Buster's Dad
01-23-2006, 10:43 PM
BURRRRP!!!!!!

ArrowheadHawk
01-23-2006, 10:44 PM
BURRRRP!!!!!!
:spock:

Baconeater
01-23-2006, 11:22 PM
!

greg63
01-24-2006, 01:00 PM
BURRRRP!!!!!!


Excuse yourself! :p:D

SLAG
01-28-2006, 03:52 PM
I must really have some sort of Cell Phone Addiction,

I am bidding on a total of 7 Nextel Phones for No Reason or Need for them
I have already one One Previous Auction.

I have no clue why and i dont know if i can stop

:shake:

Adept Havelock
01-28-2006, 06:11 PM
Can I Mambo Dogface to the Banana Patch?

greg63
01-29-2006, 10:19 PM
I must really have some sort of Cell Phone Addiction,

I am bidding on a total of 7 Nextel Phones for No Reason or Need for them
I have already one One Previous Auction.

I have no clue why and i dont know if i can stop

:shake:

Get help.

SLAG
01-30-2006, 12:50 AM
Get help.


Where do I turn

greg63
01-30-2006, 12:56 AM
Where do I turn


http://www.addictions.co.uk/addiction.asp?id=shop


...Or if you frequent a church then try talking with your pastor.

SLAG
01-30-2006, 01:09 AM
The internet appears to have become an ever-increasing part of many people’s day-to-day life and there have been reports in the press in recent years about ‘internet addiction’. For many people, the concept and definitions of internet addiction seem far-fetched, particularly if their ideas about addiction involve the taking of drugs or alcohol consumption. However, there is now a growing belief that a number of behaviours can be potentially addictive, such as surfing the web, playing computer games and using mobile phones, known as ‘contact addiction’. The addictive use of the internet is, therefore, a new phenomenon that many GPs are unaware of. The desire to escape personal problems is suggested to be at the root of internet addiction. The anonymity of the internet provides the opportunity to escape from emotional difficulties such as depression, stress, anxiety, or a relationship problem.

How common is it?
A recent online survey in the USA revealed that over 30% of the 17,251 respondents used the internet to escape from negative feelings. Reference: www.netaddiction.com

How do I know if I have it?
For many sufferers, the compulsion to go online, online relationships (such as chatrooms or MUDs) takes precedence over working and home relationships in the real world. They may grow moody and irritable when they are unable to go online. Addiction to an alter-ego (usually in chatrooms) is often a result of low self-esteem. Additionally associated features of this disorder include sleep deprivation, moderate physical complaints such as back ache, eye strain and increased agitation.

Can it be cured?
Psychologists have studied obsessive and compulsive behaviours and their treatments for years now, and any well-trained mental health professional will be able to help curb the length of time spent online, and address the underlying problems which may have contributed to online overuse. As with other addictions, success follows an honest admission of the problem.

greg63
01-30-2006, 01:17 AM
The internet appears to have become an ever-increasing part of many people’s day-to-day life and there have been reports in the press in recent years about ‘internet addiction’. For many people, the concept and definitions of internet addiction seem far-fetched, particularly if their ideas about addiction involve the taking of drugs or alcohol consumption. However, there is now a growing belief that a number of behaviours can be potentially addictive, such as surfing the web, playing computer games and using mobile phones, known as ‘contact addiction’. The addictive use of the internet is, therefore, a new phenomenon that many GPs are unaware of. The desire to escape personal problems is suggested to be at the root of internet addiction. The anonymity of the internet provides the opportunity to escape from emotional difficulties such as depression, stress, anxiety, or a relationship problem.

How common is it?
A recent online survey in the USA revealed that over 30% of the 17,251 respondents used the internet to escape from negative feelings. Reference: www.netaddiction.com (http://www.netaddiction.com)

How do I know if I have it?
For many sufferers, the compulsion to go online, online relationships (such as chatrooms or MUDs) takes precedence over working and home relationships in the real world. They may grow moody and irritable when they are unable to go online. Addiction to an alter-ego (usually in chatrooms) is often a result of low self-esteem. Additionally associated features of this disorder include sleep deprivation, moderate physical complaints such as back ache, eye strain and increased agitation.

Can it be cured?
Psychologists have studied obsessive and compulsive behaviours and their treatments for years now, and any well-trained mental health professional will be able to help curb the length of time spent online, and address the underlying problems which may have contributed to online overuse. As with other addictions, success follows an honest admission of the problem.


...Thought you were concerned about a cell phone shopping spree gone terribly wrong and way out of control.

SLAG
01-30-2006, 01:22 AM
...Thought you were concerned about a cell phone shopping spree gone terribly wrong and way out of control.


id say its more just wanting nextel phones than the actual purchace

greg63
01-30-2006, 01:37 AM
id say its more just wanting nextel phones than the actual purchaceWhat kind of efforts have you made to stop, because this sounds like a much deeper issue then bidding for them on line. However, I am no therapist, nor am I a wealth of information on addictive behavior, but it occurs to me that at some point you have to want to stop, if you are truly concerned about the matter, in order to make any improvement in your situation. …Just a thought.


Nite Planet!

greg63
02-02-2006, 12:40 PM
It just looked like an appropriate time for a bump. ;)

RickObie
02-02-2006, 02:29 PM
Happy Groundhog Day!!

Too early for flapjacks!!

coach_L
02-02-2006, 02:32 PM
My cat's breath smells like catfood.

Who is the Royal's minor league base stealing coach?

RickObie
02-02-2006, 02:32 PM
First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips.
Second D.J.: On their chapped lips
First D.J.: their chapped lips is, does Phil feel lucky? Punksatawney Phil, thats right wood chuck chuckers its
[in unison]
First D.J.: GROUND HOG DAY
Second D.J.: GROUND HOG DAY

Halfcan
02-02-2006, 11:04 PM
First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. So the big question on everybody's lips.
Second D.J.: On their chapped lips
First D.J.: their chapped lips is, does Phil feel lucky? Punksatawney Phil, thats right wood chuck chuckers its
[in unison]
First D.J.: GROUND HOG DAY
Second D.J.: GROUND HOG DAY


For some reason I always dig Groundhog day. Get it, Dig. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Didn't Gopher that joke huh? Get it Go Pher. :)

KS Smitty
02-02-2006, 11:16 PM
This is something I've wondered about for a long time...

Why are (for example) engine sizes measured in cubic inches (or centimeters) when the cylinders are round? If you had 340 1 inch cubes and 340 1 inch spheres which would fill the space better and why?

:hmmm:

Simplex3
02-02-2006, 11:17 PM
This is something I've wondered about for a long time...

Why are (for example) engine sizes measured in cubic inches (or centimeters) when the cylinders are round? If you had 340 1 inch cubes and 340 1 inch spheres which would fill the space better and why?

:hmmm:
Take a cylinder, fill it with water, then fill it with cubes then spheres, see which displaces more water.

I'm quite sure it would be the cubes, however. More surface contact.

Halfcan
02-02-2006, 11:19 PM
My cat's breath smells like catfood.

Who is the Royal's minor league base stealing coach?


Quicksilvers cat's breath smells like weed, after they make out.

Halfcan
02-02-2006, 11:20 PM
Take a cylinder, fill it with water, then fill it with cubes then spheres, see which displaces more water.

I'm quite sure it would be the cubes, however. More surface contact.


Where is Rain man when you need him??

Halfcan
02-02-2006, 11:21 PM
For some reason I always dig Groundhog day. Get it, Dig. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Didn't Gopher that joke huh? Get it Go Pher. :)


I am still laughing at this.

KS Smitty
02-02-2006, 11:23 PM
Take a cylinder, fill it with water, then fill it with cubes then spheres, see which displaces more water.

I'm quite sure it would be the cubes, however. More surface contact.

I'll have to try that, it does make a little more sense. But I can fit more oranges in a bushel basket than cubes the size of oranges (I think). Gonna have to do some experiments I guess. Thanks Simplex!

KS Smitty
02-02-2006, 11:25 PM
Quicksilvers cat's breath smells like weed, after they make out.


My dog's breath smells like (Quiksilvers') cat.

greg63
02-04-2006, 12:41 AM
I am still laughing at this.

ROFLROFL

...Gave me a chuckle. :thumb:

greg63
05-18-2006, 12:59 AM
Thought it was time to give this a bump! :D

Guru
05-18-2006, 12:59 AM
OK

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:01 AM
Thought it was time to give this a bump! :D

Yeah this is a funny ass thread about absolutly boring shit.


I had a teeth cleaning today at the dentist.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:02 AM
OK

...A profound statement from a man who knows how to type.

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:02 AM
I went to an ethics meeting.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:03 AM
Damm I could have posted my Drunken Dumbassery on this thread!!! If only I wasn't soo stinkin drunk.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:04 AM
...A profound statement from a man who knows how to type.

LOL his greatest post-I almost fell asleep-Perfect for this thread.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:04 AM
Yeah this is a funny ass thread about absolutly boring shit.


I had a teeth cleaning today at the dentist.


I had to drink barium for an upper GI last week.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:05 AM
I went to an ethics meeting.

Please tell every detail that sounds very boring indeed!

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:05 AM
LOL his greatest post-I almost fell asleep-Perfect for this thread.

ROFL

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:05 AM
I had to drink barium for an upper GI last week.

What is an upper GI?

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:05 AM
I went to an ethics meeting.


You have ethics?

Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:07 AM
You have ethics?

Like it matters.

You won't respect him in the morning either way... :)

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:08 AM
What is an upper GI?

I might have said it wrong; it's where the see what’s going on with your gastro intestinal track or something like that; I really wasn't paying any attention.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:09 AM
Like it matters.

You won't respect him in the morning either way... :)

ROFL
respect is earned.

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:09 AM
You have ethics?


Well.... I thought so. But I was obviously wrong.

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:09 AM
Like it matters.

You won't respect him in the morning either way... :)
ROFL

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:10 AM
Well.... I thought so. But I was obviously wrong.

ROFL

None of us do; we post on the Planet.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:11 AM
I might have said it wrong; it's where the see what’s going on with your gastro intestinal track or something like that; I really wasn't paying any attention.

This post is useless without pics-lol

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:12 AM
This post is useless without pics-lol


ROFL


Don't I know it! lol!

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:14 AM
Where is Luv to talk about her boring job when you need her-lol

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:15 AM
ROFL


Don't I know it! lol!

thats okay, you can keep your guts to yourself-lol

So everything okay health wise??

Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:15 AM
This post is useless without pics-lol

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:17 AM
Where is Luv to talk about her boring job when you need her-lol

I know; I haven't seen much of luv lately. I think she's avoiding me.:deevee:

...Can't blame her though; I'd avoid myself if i could.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:17 AM
By that Pic:
Gregs upper intestines look fried-hahaha French Fried that is. ROFL

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:17 AM
ROFL

None of us do; we post on the Planet.


Excellent point.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:17 AM
thats okay, you can keep your guts to yourself-lol

So everything okay health wise??


ROFL

Yeah, so far so good. :D

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:19 AM
Excellent point.


ROFL I don't make 'em all that often, but you already know that.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:21 AM
I just found some lint in my belly button from a shirt I wore last week. That is exciting!

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:23 AM
I just found some lint in my belly button from a shirt I wore last week. That is exciting!

Heh, happens to me every day. :D

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:23 AM
Here's something really exciting: :nosmilie: For SNR

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:26 AM
Here's something really exciting: :nosmilie: For SNR

That is cool-you made the smiley list.

I am still waiting for a drunk smiley with beercans all around him, typing stupid shit on the computer-to represent me.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:28 AM
That is cool-you made the smiley list.

I am still waiting for a drunk smiley with beercans all around him, typing stupid shit on the computer-to represent me.


LOL! Yeah, as soon as I reach 10k posts I will have finally arrived. :D

Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:29 AM
Get a room.

You ****ers inherited my night crew?

Buckwheats! The lot of you, BUCKWHEATS!1!

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:30 AM
Here's something really exciting: :nosmilie: For SNR


Actually, that is just a bald smiley turning his back on you. :harumph:

luv
05-18-2006, 01:31 AM
Get a room.

You ****ers inherited my night crew?

Buckwheats! The lot of you, BUCKWHEATS!1!
Good movie.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:32 AM
LOL! Yeah, as soon as I reach 10k posts I will have finally arrived. :D

YOU Can Do IT!!!!

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:33 AM
Get a room.

You ****ers inherited my night crew?

Buckwheats! The lot of you, BUCKWHEATS!1!


You mean Night Shift-lol, ROFL

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:34 AM
LOL! Yeah, as soon as I reach 10k posts I will have finally arrived. :D


Now I have a goal. Reach 5k before you reach 10k. Proving I have no life.

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:34 AM
Good movie.


I was just asking about you-how is the job going-lol

Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:34 AM
You mean Night Shift-lol, ROFL

No, I mean night crew.

Friggen semi-n00bs...

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:35 AM
Actually, that is just a bald smiley turning his back on you. :harumph:

BLASPHEMY!

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:35 AM
Now I have a goal. Reach 5k before you reach 10k. Proving I have no life.

50K would be impressive!

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:36 AM
BLASPHEMY!


You forgot the :cuss:

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:36 AM
No, I mean night crew.

Friggen semi-n00bs...

Some nOOb renamed it when you were not looking-lol

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:36 AM
Now I have a goal. Reach 5k before you reach 10k. Proving I have no life.

You have already done so. ROFL

Rausch
05-18-2006, 01:37 AM
Some nOOb renamed it when you were not looking-lol

Without n00bs there would be no mistakes...

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:37 AM
You have already done so. ROFL
No life at work maybe. :shake:

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:38 AM
You forgot the :cuss:


HA! BLASPHEMY AGAIN!




Oh...:cuss:

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:38 AM
No life at work maybe. :shake:

I do understand; trust me.

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:39 AM
Without n00bs there would be no mistakes...


You, sir, are correct.

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:40 AM
HA! BLASPHEMY AGAIN!




Oh...:cuss:
ROFL

Halfcan
05-18-2006, 01:40 AM
I am having a glass of chocolate milk and going to bed-Good Night Night Shift!

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:41 AM
I am having a glass of chocolate milk and going to bed-Good Night Night Shift!


Glad you got it right. :)

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:47 AM
I am having a glass of chocolate milk and going to bed-Good Night Night Shift!

Nite bud!

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:48 AM
Glad you got it right. :)
You mean we're not part of the NIGHT CREW?:rolleyes:

Guru
05-18-2006, 01:49 AM
You mean we're not part of the NIGHT CREW?:rolleyes:


Night crawlers maybe. :rolleyes: :p

greg63
05-18-2006, 01:56 AM
Night crawlers maybe. :rolleyes: :p


ROFL

Tribal Warfare
05-18-2006, 03:39 AM
If God, Jesus, Muhammond,Buddha, and Kali all went bar hopping to get boozed up they have to ask Chuck Norris first.

stumppy
05-18-2006, 03:54 AM
Do you know why God made it so women get yeast infections ?









So they too would know what it's like to live with a miserable c@nt.

:D

Over-Head
05-18-2006, 05:33 AM
What do you call an Italian hooker with a yeast infection?

A Whopper with cheese :D

yunghungwell
05-18-2006, 09:12 AM
Black and Lime Green is a fantastic color combination...


That is the colors that were on Mike Metzger's Evil Knievel like getup when he backflipped over the Ceasar's Palace fountain.

AWESOME!!

:clap: :thumb:

DMAC
05-18-2006, 09:27 AM
Never pet a flaming weasel.

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:35 PM
This is the Original 10:00 thread.

Bump to knock down a BeLIEver thread.

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:36 PM
I had Minksy Pizza for dinner.

Buck
01-29-2007, 11:36 PM
This is the Original 10:00 thread.

Bump to knock down a BeLIEver thread.

Halfcan you are a genius...Why didn't I think of this first?

greg63
01-29-2007, 11:37 PM
Cool! Brought this back at a good time! :D

greg63
01-29-2007, 11:37 PM
This is the Original 10:00 & 12:30 thread.

Bump to knock down a BeLIEver thread.

Fixed it ;)

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:41 PM
Fixed it ;)

lol I think your fart thread needs a comeback

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:41 PM
Almost to 12k

greg63
01-29-2007, 11:41 PM
lol I think your fart thread needs a comeback
LMAO
That can be arranged! :thumb:

ChiefsLV
01-29-2007, 11:42 PM
I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my ****ing mind.

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:43 PM
I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my ****ing mind.

No pictures needed, thanks anyway.

greg63
01-29-2007, 11:45 PM
I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my ****ing mind.


Are you off your meds again??

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:51 PM
Are you off your meds again??

Or taking double??

Halfcan
01-29-2007, 11:51 PM
Have a piece of pie and read the bible-you will feel better.

ChiefsLV
01-29-2007, 11:51 PM
Are you off your meds again??

It's ironic that parts of one's body seem odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.

greg63
01-29-2007, 11:53 PM
Or taking double??

LMAO

greg63
01-29-2007, 11:53 PM
It's ironic that parts of one's body seem odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.

Granted; I simply don't have the desire to view my own poop shoot.

Buck
01-30-2007, 12:02 AM
I think ive just thought up a conundrum (actually Im not sure if its the right word but oh well).

ChiefsPlanet is better than nothing, but nothing is better than ChiefsPlanet.

greg63
01-30-2007, 12:05 AM
I think ive just thought up a conundrum (actually Im not sure if its the right word but oh well).

ChiefsPlanet is better than nothing, but nothing is better than ChiefsPlanet.

It is a word actually; it means:

Puzzle
Mystery
challenge
poser
problem
riddle

ChiefsLV
01-30-2007, 12:10 AM
When I was a kid, I taped my hamster to a ceiling fan blade and turned the fan on high. The tape eventually released...

Thankfully, I only got minimal satisfaction from the act and I never moved on to larger animals. :shake:

Halfcan
01-30-2007, 01:48 AM
It's ironic that parts of one's body seem odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.

I will take your word on it.

SPchief
01-30-2007, 01:51 AM
When I was a kid, I taped my hamster to a ceiling fan blade and turned the fan on high. The tape eventually released...

Thankfully, I only got minimal satisfaction from the act and I never moved on to larger animals. :shake:


uhhh, ok?

crazycoffey
01-30-2007, 02:49 AM
jesus saves