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ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 07:51 AM
Had a department Christmas party yesterday... got my first present of the season: Bobblehead Jesus.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=50485

KCFalcon59
12-13-2005, 07:56 AM
Jesus says you need to dust.

Saulbadguy
12-13-2005, 07:57 AM
That's pretty cool, but not as cool as Buddy Christ.

http://www.graphittidesigns.com/shop/files/images_backup/t_82171.jpg

Saulbadguy
12-13-2005, 07:57 AM
Tivo with IR blaster over a digital cable box..haha...old school.

ChiefsfaninPA
12-13-2005, 07:58 AM
I hope Jesus doesn't have allergies.

Saulbadguy
12-13-2005, 07:58 AM
I hope Jesus doesn't have allergies.
How could he? He's JESUS! LOL!

Bwana
12-13-2005, 07:59 AM
WTH is that to the left of Jesus, a crack pipe / TV remote all in one combo? :hmmm:

MOhillbilly
12-13-2005, 08:00 AM
Jesus says you need to dust.

hes smokin something....

RedDread
12-13-2005, 08:02 AM
Jesus says you need to dust.

You win this thread.

Count Zarth
12-13-2005, 08:03 AM
This is going to make it difficult for ENDelt to jerk off to Cinemax without feeling guilty.

Katipan
12-13-2005, 08:31 AM
This is going to make it difficult for ENDelt to jerk off to Cinemax without feeling guilty.

I doubt it

PastorMikH
12-13-2005, 05:23 PM
Jesus says you need to dust.



No, Jesus is saying that END needs to have Mer come over and dust for him.

Baby Lee
12-13-2005, 05:25 PM
This is going to make it difficult for ENDelt to jerk off to Cinemax without feeling guilty.
Naw, it'll just give him something to aim his 'ending' at.

Saulbadguy
12-13-2005, 05:31 PM
Naw, it'll just give him something to aim his 'ending' at.
ROFL

Get low, get low, get low get low get low!

Katipan
12-13-2005, 05:43 PM
No, Jesus is saying that END needs to have Mer come over and dust for him.

Don't put those dirty ideas in his head.

johnson&surtain
12-13-2005, 06:47 PM
Do any of you think that the chiefs will get a win over the giants

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 06:55 PM
WTH is that to the left of Jesus, a crack pipe / TV remote all in one combo? :hmmm:
It's a wireless ethernet adapter. It's how my Tivo is on my network.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 07:19 PM
You shoud probably rename the thread, the "Holiday Present Thead"....to avoid potentially offending non-Christians.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 07:19 PM
I offend Christians year 'round.... the non-Christians can have their turn, too.

alanm
12-13-2005, 07:26 PM
It's a wireless ethernet adapter. It's how my Tivo is on my network.
You're going to start a fire and melt Jesus. And then you're going to hell. ROFL

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 07:35 PM
Yeah, THAT's why I'm going to hell.

SPchief
12-13-2005, 07:35 PM
ROFL

alanm
12-13-2005, 07:37 PM
Yeah, THAT's why I'm going to hell.
The other stuff you can debate with St. Peter at the pearly gates. But melting a bobblehead Jesus ain't one of them. :)

Count Zarth
12-13-2005, 07:37 PM
Yeah, THAT's why I'm going to hell.

It's the straw that broke the camel's back.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 07:37 PM
Yeah, THAT's why I'm going to hell.
I thougt it had something to do with you,a bottle of bacardi 151,and a handful of blind midgets...

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 07:39 PM
I thougt it had something to do with you,a bottle of bacardi 151,and a handful of blind midgets...
Hey, those midgets were consenting adults, all right?

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 07:41 PM
Hey, those midgets were consenting adults, all right?
yea but i dont think the bottle consented....

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 07:42 PM
yea but i dont think the bottle consented....
The bottle's what convinced all of us to consent.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 07:43 PM
The bottle's what convinced all of us to consent.
yea but bottles arent made to be used like that...

Katipan
12-13-2005, 07:45 PM
So this is what sexual banter between 2 men looks like.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 07:51 PM
ChiefsFire is a man?!?!?

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 08:55 PM
So this is what sexual banter between 2 men looks like.
yea

its ur dream come true,TWO men talking about sex

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 08:55 PM
ChiefsFire is a man?!?!?
uhhhhh lemme check..

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 08:55 PM
uhhhhh lemme check..
yep

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 08:58 PM
You sure?

milkman
12-13-2005, 08:59 PM
So this is what sexual banter between 2 men looks like.

Make it stop! :eek:

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:00 PM
You sure?
if ya wanna see my junk dude,just ask...

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:06 PM
if ya wanna see my junk dude,just ask...
Dude, PM!

Gawsh!

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:22 PM
Make it stop! :eek:

I'll draw Endelt's attention. You get ChiefsFire.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:24 PM
I'll draw Endelt's attention. You get ChiefsFire.
And just how are you going to do that?

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 09:24 PM
I'll draw Endelt's attention. You get ChiefsFire.

Next time he's drunk with you, I suspect he'll want to show you the Bobblehead Jesus in his jeans.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:26 PM
Next time he's drunk with you, I suspect he'll want to show you the Bobblehead Jesus in his jeans.
There's a very large deterrant to that sort of behavior.

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:26 PM
And just how are you going to do that?

short skirts and beer

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:26 PM
short skirts and beer
Did you say beer?

Wait... there was something else, too...

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:27 PM
Next time he's drunk with you, I suspect he'll want to show you the Bobblehead Jesus in his jeans.

I'll be too busy dusting.
I always do what my pastor tells me to do.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:28 PM
short skirts and beer
you saying Delt wears shortskirts when he drinks beer?

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:28 PM
I'll be too busy dusting.
I always do what my pastor tells me to do.
Good girl.

(Thanks again, Mike.)

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 09:28 PM
There's a very large deterrant to that sort of behavior.

Eh, buy him some really good stiff Scotch.....and play quarters with him, while you are chuggin' those beer shots.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 09:29 PM
I'll be too busy dusting.
I always do what my pastor tells me to do.

Pastor? That's what the call the bouncers at those joints these days? :hmmm:

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:29 PM
you saying Delt wears shortskirts when he drinks beer?
Makes it easier to pee when I'm wasted.

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:33 PM
you saying Delt wears shortskirts when he drinks beer?

my powers of persuasion are frightening

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:33 PM
Pastor? That's what the call the bouncers at those joints these days? :hmmm:
id go to that church

hey Mer,what time is "service" christmas eve??

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 09:36 PM
id go to that church

hey Mer,what time is "service" christmas eve??

I wonder if they do the midnight service thing with candles while singing Silent Night..... :hmmm:

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:37 PM
I wonder if they do the midnight service thing with candles while singing Silent Night..... :hmmm:

you really picture me being the silent type?

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:38 PM
I wonder if they do the midnight service thing with candles while singing Silent Night..... :hmmm:
wonder how the collection plate works...dollar bills only??

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 09:38 PM
you really picture me being the silent type?

Hell, no. I said singing the song....heh.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:39 PM
unfortunately, now you can't get any closer than 4ft from the choir girls.

F*ck you, city of Scottsdale.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:40 PM
I thougt it had something to do with you,a bottle of bacardi 151,and a handful of blind midgets...
Hey, ... Delt can't help it if he gets more ass that a toilet seat. Dont be jealous.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:40 PM
unfortunately, now you can't get any closer than 4ft from the choir girls.

F*ck you, city of Scottsdale.
4 ft?????

holy chit

whats the point?

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:41 PM
Hey, ... Delt can't help it if he gets more ass that a toilet seat. Dont be jealous.
ohhhhhhhhh

4th still has some sandpaper caught in his asscrack


still funny

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:41 PM
wonder how the collection plate works...dollar bills only??

It's certainly more complicated than offering to flop your banana at heterosexual men on the internet.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 09:41 PM
unfortunately, now you can't get any closer than 4ft from the choir girls.

F*ck you, city of Scottsdale.

Four feet. Damn...that's Nazi-like. You'd think 8 inches ought to be about right.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:41 PM
4 ft?????

holy chit

whats the point?
Bout an inch shorter than it was before.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:42 PM
Bout an inch shorter than it was before.
hahaha


oh wait....owwwww

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:45 PM
Bout an inch shorter than it was before.
Is there a market for a guy to get a job, running around with a ruler, checking distances between perky nipples and the customers?

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:48 PM
Is there a market for a guy to get a job, running around with a ruler, checking distances between perky nipples and the customers?

There's a whole special division of government.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:50 PM
You can have that job, 4th... but you also have to go into all the Tempe bars and pluck cigarettes out of rowdy drunks' mouths.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:52 PM
There's a whole special division of government.
I'm in the wrong Goddamn line of work. I spend all day helping to ensure quality of life when instead I could be eyeball to nipple with strippers. This sucks.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:53 PM
You can have that job, 4th... but you also have to go into all the Tempe bars and pluck cigarettes out of rowdy drunks' mouths.
Will they let me smoke on the job?

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:53 PM
I'm in the wrong Goddamn line of work. I spend all day helping to ensure quality of life when instead I could be eyeball to nipple with strippers. This sucks.
i hear the boob job doesnt offer insurance,screw it

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:54 PM
i hear the boob job doesnt offer insurance,screw it
You never get sick when you have a job you love going to.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:54 PM
i hear the boob job doesnt offer insurance,screw it
Well shit ... :cuss:

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:54 PM
I'm in the wrong Goddamn line of work. I spend all day helping to ensure quality of life when instead I could be eyeball to nipple with strippers. This sucks.

You also have to get private shows as part of your job.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 09:55 PM
You also have to get private shows as part of your job.
And massages?

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:56 PM
You never get sick when you have a job you love going to.
The man makes a valid point. Plus, if they let you drink on the job, with enough alcohol, you can kill just about any disease that may come your way ... well ... except liver disease of course.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 09:57 PM
wow

we have totally trashed your Christmas Presents Thread

boobs always make a good present i think

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:57 PM
And massages?

hmmm. I dunno.

Why babe? Feeling battered and bruised?

Katipan
12-13-2005, 09:59 PM
The man makes a valid point. Plus, if they let you drink on the job, with enough alcohol, you can kill just about any disease that may come your way ... well ... except liver disease of course.

I bet you'd eat the buffet food too.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 09:59 PM
You also have to get private shows as part of your job.
The perks keep rolling in. :hmmm:

I half tempted to go put together some Photoshopped badge or official ID card for this job. Course I can see Delt getting hammered, printing the thing out, laminating it, putting it in his wallet and showing up at a strip club with a ruler to check distances in his new official capacity.

Katipan
12-13-2005, 10:00 PM
The perks keep rolling in. :hmmm:

I half tempted to go put together some Photoshopped badge or official ID card for this job. Course I can see Delt getting hammered, printing the thing out, laminating it, putting it in his wallet and showing up at a strip club with a ruler to check distances in his new official capacity.

...

yeah. and he likes fat chicks too.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 10:00 PM
I bet you'd eat the buffet food too.
:shake:

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:00 PM
Why babe? Feeling battered and bruised?

Yeah.... I'm real sore right.... there.

Whoa.... the more you rub it, the stiffer it gets.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 10:01 PM
...

yeah. and he likes fat chicks too.
Be that as it may, as I said earlier, he still gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Katipan
12-13-2005, 10:02 PM
Yeah.... I'm real sore right.... there.

Whoa.... the more you rub it, the stiffer it gets.

That's a unique gift I share with 10,000,000 other women and 2 or 3 men.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:04 PM
Be that as it may, as I said earlier, he still gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Is your monthly bill for being my PR rep due?

Katipan
12-13-2005, 10:05 PM
Be that as it may, as I said earlier, he still gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Geez, End. You get an offer of dick pictures from one man, and brown nosing from another.

You pull more internet ass than anyone I've ever met.

4th and Long
12-13-2005, 10:06 PM
Is your monthly bill for being my PR rep due?
I really need to stop drinking now.

milkman
12-13-2005, 10:08 PM
I'll draw Endelt's attention. You get ChiefsFire.

I'll pass.
ChiefsFire isn't my type.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:10 PM
Geez, End. You get an offer of dick pictures from one man, and brown nosing from another.

You pull more internet ass than anyone I've ever met.
JennyGump ain't got shit on me.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 10:13 PM
JennyGump ain't got shit on me.

Her tits are perkier. They have to be.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:13 PM
Her tits are perkier. They have to be.
Mine are hairier.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 10:15 PM
Mine are hairier.

You say that like that's a plus.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:16 PM
You say that like that's a plus.
Some girls think so.

Mr. Kotter
12-13-2005, 10:17 PM
Some girls think so.

Really? Send a couple to SD.

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:19 PM
Really? Send a couple to SD.
I only really have any say with one and she's not going anywhere.

Katipan
12-13-2005, 10:25 PM
I only really have any say with one and she's not going anywhere.

Hogtied in your closet, huh baby?

ENDelt260
12-13-2005, 10:27 PM
Hogtied in your closet, huh baby?
That's where I left her.

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 10:54 PM
I'll pass.
ChiefsFire isn't my type.
im everbodys type motherF****

ChiefsFire
12-13-2005, 10:56 PM
Some girls think so.


girls with penises

Brando
12-13-2005, 11:24 PM
Speaking of Christmas presents Brian...are you coming up to steal mine again this year?

ENDelt260
12-14-2005, 08:00 AM
Speaking of Christmas presents Brian...are you coming up to steal mine again this year?
You better believe it. I'm hitting town on the evening of the 21st and leaving again on the 26th.

Inspector
12-14-2005, 09:48 AM
I'll be too busy dusting.
I always do what my pastor tells me to do.

Wish I were your pastor.

Katipan
12-14-2005, 10:08 AM
Wish I were your pastor.

I know damn well what a communion wafer looks like, and I won't be tricked into getting on my knees and sticking out my tongue for just any old thing again.

milkman
12-14-2005, 10:22 AM
I know damn well what a communion wafer looks like, and I won't be tricked into getting on my knees and sticking out my tongue for just any old thing again.

I sure as hell hope "any old thing" isn't a Skip reference.

PastorMikH
12-14-2005, 02:58 PM
So END, did she come over and dust for you today?

ENDelt260
12-14-2005, 05:37 PM
I know damn well what a communion wafer looks like, and I won't be tricked into getting on my knees and sticking out my tongue for just any old thing again.
You have great writers.

ENDelt260
12-14-2005, 05:38 PM
So END, did she come over and dust for you today?
Place is still a mess. I think it's time to put an old Iowanian saying into practice.... "Spare the rod..."

Katipan
12-14-2005, 05:39 PM
Place is still a mess. I think it's time to put an old Iowanian saying into practice.... "Spare the rod..."

I never did like that guy.

ENDelt260
12-14-2005, 05:40 PM
Present #2.... everyone in the company got one of these...

.

ENDelt260
12-14-2005, 05:44 PM
I never did like that guy.
You don't want to get the rod, huh?

Katipan
12-14-2005, 05:46 PM
You don't want to get the rod, huh?

Which one of us is spoiled?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 09:53 PM
...

Saulbadguy
12-27-2005, 09:55 PM
Present #2.... everyone in the company got one of these...

.
Are those pears really that good?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 09:55 PM
347

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 09:55 PM
Are those pears really that good?
heh... I still haven't eaten one yet.

Saulbadguy
12-27-2005, 09:55 PM
They didn't even take the price tag off.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 09:56 PM
348

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 09:56 PM
They didn't even take the price tag off.
What's the point? I don't know what DVD's cost?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 09:57 PM
349

Boozer
12-27-2005, 09:57 PM
348

Wonder if it has the 1980s Chiefs game against the Jets with the dozen or so laterals on the KO return to end the game?

Saulbadguy
12-28-2005, 06:04 PM
Channukah Harry was good to me this year.

http://www.thegrillstoreandmore.com/image/products/big-pics/7595.jpg
http://timstvshowcase.com/jayandsilentbobdvd.jpg
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/storypics/disc_airplane.jpg

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 06:11 PM
Jay & Silent Bob do Degrassi? Never heard of it.

Saulbadguy
12-28-2005, 06:13 PM
I haven't watched it yet...sounds like it could be entertaining.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 06:39 PM
I haven't watched it yet...sounds like it could be entertaining.
What is it? Do they watch episodes of Degrassi Jr High and make fun of it MST3K style?

Saulbadguy
12-28-2005, 06:43 PM
What is it? Do they watch episodes of Degrassi Jr High and make fun of it MST3K style?
There is a "Degrassi: The Next Generation" show that is on now. It features some of the old Degrassi Jr High kids, but now they are grown up, and are teachers at Degrassi high. We were forced to watch Degrassi Jr high in middle school, but i havent seen any of the new episodes.

This DVD has 4 episodes of Degrassi: Next Generation that feature Jay and Silent Bob in them. My best analogy would be: Think of an episode of Beverly Hills 90210 with J & SB in it.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 06:44 PM
Did they get the widescreen version for ya?

Saulbadguy
12-28-2005, 06:47 PM
I think so.

Heh. The Airplane "Don't call me shirley edition" comes with a mail in offer for "Otto the Auto-pilot". You know that, inflateable auto-pilot thing from the movie. I want to get it and put it on my chair when im away from my desk at work. That would piss my boss off.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 06:48 PM
Oh, that is so f*cking cool. I want an Otto the Auto -Pilot.

Saulbadguy
12-28-2005, 06:57 PM
By the way...http://www.clerks2.com/

Nzoner
12-28-2005, 07:10 PM
Although I got it from a buddy for my birthday(the 26th) I had to show this guy.He sings parts of ZZ Top's LaGrange and even does the "haw haw haw"

http://www.gemmy.com/products/largeImage/21262.jpg