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Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 06:49 PM
Well, I am living proof. You can live on beer even if it is for five days.
Just checking in, so everyone knows I didn't take a bb gun to my head. I am doing a little bit better in the heartache department, but not in the trust department.

Now, onto beer....

I'm just curious how many beers it takes for each of you to feel the effects? I just had one fat tire, and I'm ready to play truth or dare.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 06:50 PM
I'm ready to play truth or dare.

Okay.... truth or dare?

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 06:51 PM
Okay.... truth or dare?

Uhhhhhhhh.....

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 06:53 PM
truth

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 06:54 PM
truth
Oh, man.... I hope I don't screw this up....


Uh.... how much was your gas bill last month?

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:00 PM
Oh, man.... I hope I don't screw this up....


Uh.... how much was your gas bill last month?

THAT's what you want to know?

It was >$200

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:00 PM
Oooh, good one. I can't wait to hear this.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:02 PM
Wow that was fun.

I think I need a cigarette.

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:03 PM
Play it again. Play it again.


Truth...or Dare?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:07 PM
I think someone dared Jenny to pass out.

Go see if you can peek up her shirt, Rain Main.

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:07 PM
Nobody ever plays with me.

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:08 PM
I think someone dared Jenny to pass out.

Go see if you can peek up her shirt, Rain Main.


Do you think she'd mind?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:08 PM
Do you think she'd mind?
Nah, of course not. She was telling me earlier that she wanted you to. Honest.

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:10 PM
Well, okay. But dare me first, so I've got an out in case she wakes up.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:11 PM
Well, okay. But dare me first, so I've got an out in case she wakes up.
Oh, okay.

Truth, or---- wait.... I think this might be kinda gay with two guys.

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:14 PM
Oh, okay.

Truth, or---- wait.... I think this might be kinda gay with two guys.

You're right. Does that mean I can't look?

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:15 PM
Play it again. Play it again.


Truth...or Dare?

Uhh....truth.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:15 PM
You're right. Does that mean I can't look?
I'm gonna look.

She's drunk. She won't remember that she didn't dare me to.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:16 PM
Oh shit, she's awake! Abort! Abort!

BigMeatballDave
12-27-2005, 07:16 PM
I cannot tell you the last time I had a beer. I never really had a taste for it. I was a pothead...

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:17 PM
Hey, I was just sitting here. I wasn't doing anything.

Hey, your shirt's on fire. Now it's out.

Rain Man
12-27-2005, 07:17 PM
Uhh....truth.


Do you pick your nose at stoplights? And if so, what do you do with the mined material?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:18 PM
I cannot tell you the last time I had a beer. I never really had a taste for it. I was a pothead...
From the looks of things your son's gonna turn out to be a woman just like you.

stevieray
12-27-2005, 07:20 PM
Uhh....truth.

did you reject Jim Nasium and send him into his emotional downward spiral of gloom?

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:21 PM
did you reject Jim Nasium and send him into his emotional downward spiral of gloom?
Is it really considered rejecting a guy when you storm out angrily after catching him in bed with your best friend?

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:21 PM
did you reject Jim Nasium and send him into his emotional downward spiral of gloom?

Nahh...have you seen him? Who could reject someone that handsome?

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:21 PM
Do you pick your nose at stoplights? And if so, what do you do with the mined material?

Uhhh...no, but I do use a Qtip.

stevieray
12-27-2005, 07:22 PM
Nahh...have you seen him? Who could reject someone that handsome?

I went to ZZtop with him and Nzoner.

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:26 PM
My cats breath smells like cat food.

stevieray
12-27-2005, 07:27 PM
My cats breath smells like cat food.

wow. he did it without being dared!

4th and Long
12-27-2005, 07:28 PM
I went to ZZtop with him and Nzoner.
Is this a conformation or a denial that Jim Nasium is indeed, a handsome man?

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:28 PM
wow. he did it without being dared!
I am cool like that.

BigMeatballDave
12-27-2005, 07:31 PM
From the looks of things your son's gonna turn out to be a woman just like you.heh...

stevieray
12-27-2005, 07:33 PM
Is this a conformation or a denial that Jim Nasium is indeed, a handsome man?

pic forum.

4th and Long
12-27-2005, 07:38 PM
pic forum.
I was asking for your opinion on the subject. I've already seen his mug on the pic forum. We needed someone to confirm or deny Jenny's allegation of his handsomeness.

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:40 PM
I was asking for your opinion on the subject. I've already seen his mug on the pic forum. We needed someone to confirm or deny Jenny's allegation of his handsomeness.
Take em to handsome court.

Sort this out.

4th and Long
12-27-2005, 07:43 PM
Take em to handsome court.

Sort this out.
No way! Have you seen what attorneys charge these days!?

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:44 PM
No way! Have you seen what attorneys charge these days!?
http://www.legalcareersonline.org/images/how-to-become-a-lawyer.jpg

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:46 PM
I was asking for your opinion on the subject. I've already seen his mug on the pic forum. We needed someone to confirm or deny Jenny's allegation of his handsomeness.

He is very handsome. He is charming as well. And, he knows beer.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:47 PM
He is very handsome. He is charming as well. And, he knows beer.
How many beers does it take to get him to play truth or dare?

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:47 PM
Jenny, your xmas present to me has yet to arrive at Casa De ZachKC.

4th and Long
12-27-2005, 07:48 PM
He is very handsome. He is charming as well. And, he knows beer.
I will defer to you infinite knowledge on this matter.

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:49 PM
Jenny, your xmas present to me has yet to arrive at Casa De ZachKC.
She didn't hand deliver it?

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:50 PM
How many beers does it take to get him to play truth or dare?

None. :)~

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:51 PM
She didn't hand deliver it?
In that case I will still need a receipt.

Jenny Gump
12-27-2005, 07:51 PM
Jenny, your xmas present to me has yet to arrive at Casa De ZachKC.

[Andrew Dice Clay] I got your present right here[/Dice Clay]

4th and Long
12-27-2005, 07:52 PM
None. :)~
Hey, look. Jen made a little smilie sperm. Isn't that special?

|Zach|
12-27-2005, 07:56 PM
[Andrew Dice Clay] I got your present right here[/Dice Clay]
heh

ENDelt260
12-27-2005, 07:57 PM
None. :)~
that slut

stevieray
12-27-2005, 08:03 PM
I will defer to you infinite knowledge on this matter.


good choice.

ChiefsFire
12-27-2005, 08:31 PM
hey jenny

sorry bout the heartache...

gimme a call

if it will help,ill give ya a piece