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Halfcan
12-28-2005, 09:00 PM
She must have wanted it, one too many times.

Did she deserve it?

Or

Even if she did, was it too much too handle? Nobody deserves that?

What do you think??

SLAG
12-28-2005, 09:04 PM
:hmmm: :hmmm: :shake: :shake:

4th and Long
12-28-2005, 09:08 PM
I heard she swallowed it herself cuz she wouldnt give it to him or something
:shake:

Assault Charge Filed In Cell Phone Swallowing
Phone Was Lodged In Woman's Throat
POSTED: 4:44 pm CST December 27, 2005
UPDATED: 5:48 pm CST December 27, 2005

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A 23-year-old man was charged in connection with a woman who was assaulted with a cell phone.

Marlon B. Gill was charged with first-degree assault.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1227/5681053_240X180.jpg

Early Friday morning, Melinda Abell was taken to a Blue Springs hospital when she had trouble breathing. Doctors operated to remove a cell phone that was lodged in her throat.

Abell told officers that Gill, her ex-boyfriend, had forced her into a car and demanded to see her cell phone. They were stopped in a parking lot on Highway 40, and Abell said Gill grabbed her by the mouth, held it open and shoved the phone down her throat.

Gill is not in custody. He is 5 feet 9 inches and 180 pounds. Anyone with information on his whereabouts is asked to call the TIPS Hotline at (816) 474-8477.

Abell remains in a hospital, but officials said her condition is improving.

Count Alex's Losses
12-28-2005, 09:22 PM
I've heard two versions of this story. The other version says the woman VOLUNTARILY swallowed it.

WilliamTheIrish
12-28-2005, 09:22 PM
I've heard two versions of this story. The other version says the woman VOLUNTARILY swallowed it.

That was the original story.

Lonewolf Ed
12-28-2005, 09:23 PM
She must have went over on her minutes, one too many times.

Did she deserve it?

Or

Even if she was cheating, and ran up a $400 phone bill, nobody deserves that?

What do you think??

Ah, love... it brings a tear to the eye. :shake:

WilliamTheIrish
12-28-2005, 09:28 PM
This is somewhat tangential to the story but I'd just like to say that if the little thug tried this shiot with my daughter, jail time is the least of his worries.
I'd track the little fug down and treat him to a myriad of odd objects to digest. Starting with my fist and his teeth.


I just really dislike folks who beat up on chix. (deserving or no)

Coach
12-28-2005, 09:28 PM
Hmm... thinking about this makes me think of that one commerical (T-Mobile I think?) where the dog swallowed the owner's phone.

beavis
12-28-2005, 09:43 PM
I've heard two versions of this story. The other version says the woman VOLUNTARILY swallowed it.
Common sense should tell you it probably didn't happen that way.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 10:04 PM
This is somewhat tangential to the story but I'd just like to say that if the little thug tried this shiot with my daughter, jail time is the least of his worries.
I'd track the little fug down and treat him to a myriad of odd objects to digest. Starting with my fist and his teeth.


I just really dislike folks who beat up on chix. (deserving or no)


I couldn't agree more-great post.

The guy turned himself in, according to the news just now.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 10:05 PM
Common sense should tell you it probably didn't happen that way.
Bah. Chicks try to put things in their mouths they couldn't possibly swallow all the time.

At least... the good ones do.

JBucc
12-28-2005, 10:10 PM
If you're mad at your wife aren't there better things to shove into different holes?

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 10:16 PM
Bah. Chicks try to put things in their mouths they couldn't possibly swallow all the time.

At least... the good ones do.


Where are the pics? This post is useless without pics of Mer paying her debt-lol

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 10:25 PM
If you're mad at your wife aren't there better things to shove into different holes?

Maybe the cell phone was Crazy-glued to his dick? :shrug:

Katipan
12-28-2005, 10:38 PM
Where are the pics? This post is useless without pics of Mer paying her debt-lol

I'm all blurry in them anyways. You can't see anything fun.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 10:39 PM
I'm all blurry in them anyways. You can't see anything fun.

Prove it. (Just edit out Brian, PLEASE....)

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 10:40 PM
I'm all blurry in them anyways. You can't see anything fun.
Maybe he just wants to see my glistening wet penis.

Count Alex's Losses
12-28-2005, 10:42 PM
Maybe he just wants to see my glistening wet penis.

Who wouldn't?

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 10:46 PM
Who wouldn't?


Umm okay-that is weird.

Katipan
12-28-2005, 10:46 PM
Umm okay-that is weird.

not really

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 10:47 PM
Maybe he just wants to see my glistening wet penis.

No thanks, seeing your glistening wet pants from that pass out pic was enough-lol But sounds like Goat Cheese is all for it.

Count Alex's Losses
12-28-2005, 10:49 PM
No thanks, seeing your glistening wet pants from that pass out pic was enough-lol But sounds like Goat Cheese is all for it.

All I did was ask a question.

ENDelt threw out your name first, Meatpeeker.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 10:51 PM
All I did was ask a question.

ENDelt threw out your name first, Meatpeeker.

He asked for it, Brian.

Do it... :)

FTR, changing his username. THAT is what I mean....

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 10:53 PM
FTR, changing his username. THAT is what I mean....

Oh.... oh, right. Yeah, let me just put this camera down...

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 10:54 PM
Oh.... oh, right. Yeah, let me just put this camera down...


Please do. :banghead:

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 10:56 PM
Oh.... oh, right. Yeah, let me just put this camera down...

Coupled with Mer's post in the Drink thread, that's disturbing..... :hmmm:

Now that I've done all my duties...

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 10:57 PM
Coupled with Mer's post in the Drink thread, that's disturbing..... :hmmm:
Not really.

Katipan
12-28-2005, 10:58 PM
Starting to wish you lived in Scottsdale, huh?

Ari Chi3fs
12-28-2005, 11:00 PM
All this Mer / ENDelt flirtatiousness... hrmmm...

someone should contact Mr. Mer. :hmmm:

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:00 PM
someone should contact Mr. Mer. :hmmm:

Why? You need change for a lapdance?

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:02 PM
Starting to wish you lived in Scottsdale, huh?

Hell, Kingman or Tombstone sound better than South Dakota this time of year. :banghead:

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Why? You need change for a lapdance?


ROFL

ouch.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Hell, Kingman or Tombstone sound better than South Dakota this time of year. :banghead:
I was driving around with my window rolled down again today.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:04 PM
All this Mer / ENDelt flirtatiousness... hrmmm...

someone should contact Mr. Mer. :hmmm:

Okay, Russ.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:04 PM
Hell, Kingman or Tombstone sound better than South Dakota this time of year. :banghead:


Yeah I have been looking for somewhere to go in FEB-sounds like a winner-I will bring my Chopper Shopper card End-drinks are on me.

Ari Chi3fs
12-28-2005, 11:04 PM
ROFL

ouch.

how cute, you even have your own inside jokes.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:05 PM
I was driving around with my window rolled down again today.

Yeah, I was too.

Cause my damn electric windows are broken. :cuss:

It wasn't too bad though; it got into the 20s today.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:05 PM
I was driving around with my window rolled down again today.


Me too-but it was stuck down-fuggin piece of shit car-lol

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:05 PM
Yeah I have been looking for somewhere to go in FEB-sounds like a winner-I will bring my Chopper Shopper card End-drinks are on me.
Score!

Heck, they don't even have Price Chopper here. That waitress is screwed!

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:06 PM
how cute, you even have your own inside jokes.
You want in? Okay, Mr. Mer manages titty bars.

There, you're in. Now laugh.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:06 PM
What the heck... are Kotter and halfcan sharing a car?

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:07 PM
how cute, you even have your own inside jokes.

Have you heard about our alpacas and goats?

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:07 PM
What the heck... are Kotter and halfcan sharing a car?

woo hoo, I'm not driving! I can get drunk!

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:08 PM
You want in? Okay, Mr. Mer manages titty bars...

Hey, Mer. Does he need any bouncers?

I get most of the HS kids at school to take off their hats in the hall, without them telling me to "lick their balls."

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:09 PM
Hey, Mer. Does he need any bouncers?

I get most of the HS kids at school to take off their hats in the hall, without them telling me to "lick their balls."

You don't wanna sell your soul, babe.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:10 PM
Hey, Mer. Does he need any bouncers?

I get most of the HS kids at school to take off their hats in the hall, without them telling me to "lick their balls."
Occassionally Tyson shows up to a local gentleman's club and gets a little rowdy. You're in charge of him.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:11 PM
You don't wanna sell your soul, babe.
What's he using it for?

Don't listen to her, man.... fake titties all day... like $7/hr. You're golden!

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:11 PM
Occassionally Tyson shows up to a local gentleman's club and gets a little rowdy. You're in charge of him.

Priest Holmes too, tho.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:11 PM
You don't wanna sell your soul, babe.

Eh, after that episode I alluded to, I don't know.... :shake:

Here's the link, in case you missed it:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=84654

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:12 PM
... like $7/hr. You're golden!

Holy crap! A pay raise too!

When are we leavin' Halfcan?

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:12 PM
Priest Holmes too, tho.
Thanks again for informing me of that after the fact, btw.

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:16 PM
Eh, after that episode I alluded to, I don't know.... :shake:

Here's the link, in case you missed it:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=84654

I actually remember that thread. :)

Well, at least you have experience herding cattle.

Do you own the necessary qualities that enable you to tell a crying mother of 2 that she's too fat and ugly for the night shift?

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:17 PM
Thanks again for informing me of that after the fact, btw.

Thanks for moving to Tucson and postponing our budding friendship for a year.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:17 PM
Score!

Heck, they don't even have Price Chopper here. That waitress is screwed!

Cool be out in Feb around the 22nd. Just need a floor to pass out on.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:17 PM
Do you own the necessary qualities that enable you to tell a crying mother of 2 that she's too fat and ugly for the night shift?

grandllama can provide online training at a discount rate.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:20 PM
Holy crap! A pay raise too!

When are we leavin' Halfcan?

Around Feb 21nd-Tues-come back Sunday the 26th. My Bday is on Wed-so we will be partying hard that night.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:20 PM
Thanks for moving to Tucson and postponing our budding friendship for a year.
If you weren't too chicken to come to B5 two years ago you could've met me then.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:20 PM
Cool be out in Feb around the 22nd. Just need a floor to pass out on.
Sorry I don't have a pimp ride like yours to offer.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:21 PM
Around Feb 21nd-Tues-come back Sunday the 26th. My Bday is on Wed-so we will be partying hard that night.
I don't party hard on Wednesdays.... the boss doesn't care for the Thursday morning results.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:21 PM
....Do you own the necessary qualities that enable you to tell a crying mother of 2 that she's too fat and ugly for the night shift?

I'd let her down softly, see. I'd urge her to move North...to someplace like South Dakota, where she'd be the headliner at the local gentlemen's club here. I swear, some of the....er, eh...."ladies" they allow on stage here.....it would be akin to making me a Chippendale's dude. I mean, stretch marks and huge C-section scars don't even disqualify them.

I'd let her down softly. I can be sensitive. And might even raise the quality of "entertainment" in these parts..... :hmmm:

Do I get the job? :p

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:22 PM
I don't even notice c-section scars.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:23 PM
I don't party hard on Wednesdays.... the boss doesn't care for the Thursday morning results.

Hell you will be done by 10 anyway-lol and I will be driving your drunk azz home again.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:23 PM
grandllama can provide online training at a discount rate.

Already got it covered:

"You know, we don't have any openings for dancers. However, we always need cocktail waitresses, who are "friendly." Are your shots up to date? When was your last blood test?"

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:23 PM
If you weren't too chicken to come to B5 two years ago you could've met me then.

I'm scared of internet people

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:24 PM
Hell you will be done by 10 anyway-lol and I will be driving your drunk azz home again.
I live in walking distance of many bars. Driving is for people who like jail.

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:24 PM
I'd let her down softly, see. I'd urge her to move North...to someplace like South Dakota, where she'd be the headliner at the local gentlemen's club here. I swear, some of the....er, eh...."ladies" they allow on stage here.....it would be akin to making me a Chippendale's dude. I mean, stretch marks and huge C-section scars don't even disqualify them.

I'd let her down softly. I can be sensitive. And might even raise the quality of "entertainment" in these parts..... :hmmm:

Do I get the job? :p

With a sweet attitude like that, the girls would eat you alive your first shift.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:24 PM
I'm scared of internet people
boo

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:24 PM
I don't even notice c-section scars.

SD Doctors like to leave their marks; it's a pride thing I think. Don't think they've embraced the whole laser-incision least-invasive thing here yet.....

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:26 PM
I live in walking distance of many bars. Driving is for people who like jail.


Yep, good advice.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:27 PM
With a sweet attitude like that, the girls would eat you alive your first shift.

That's easy to fix; just go to work buzzin'....then my response would be:

"Yo biatch. Your skanky fat ass ain't gonna bring in any money to this joint on stage. If you wanna feed the rug rat, grab a tray, a pad, and wear a short skirt: your cocktailing shift starts at 6 pm."

Better?

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:27 PM
My C-section scar can be completely hidden by the most microscopic of g-strings.

ok not microscopic. but any normal size one.

what the hell kind of scars are these women walking around with?

Katipan
12-28-2005, 11:29 PM
That's easy to fix; just go to work buzzin'....then my response would be:

"Yo biatch. Your skanky fat ass ain't gonna bring in any money to this joint on stage. If you wanna feed the rug rat, grab a tray, a pad, and wear a short skirt: your cocktailing shift starts at 6 pm."

Better?

"Sweetheart, I'm sorry. Maybe you should try the club down the street. You'll know you're near when you hear gunshots."

Chiefs Pantalones
12-28-2005, 11:30 PM
I thought JOhn was the only poster who couldn't spell "cell phone." ROFL ROFL

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:31 PM
[QUOTE=Mer]My C-section scar can be completely hidden by the most microscopic of g-strings.

ok not microscopic. but any normal size one.

Prove it-we know you have some pics handy.

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:31 PM
"Sweetheart, I'm sorry. Maybe you should try the club down the street. You'll know you're near when you hear gunshots."

Damn. You are good. :hmmm:

Count Alex's Losses
12-28-2005, 11:32 PM
I thought JOhn was the only poster who couldn't spell "cell phone." ROFL ROFL

We're not short on dumbasses here.

ENDelt260
12-28-2005, 11:32 PM
"Sweetheart, I'm sorry. Maybe you should try the club down the street. You'll know you're near when you hear gunshots."
Mustang Sally's! I've been there!

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:34 PM
I thought JOhn was the only poster who couldn't spell "cell phone." ROFL ROFL

For a kindergarten drop out-I spell purty good. Except for Ryan Simms.

My mm key and L key don't work to wel either.,

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:35 PM
....what the hell kind of scars are these women walking around with?

Let's just say I've seen ones you could slide a basketball through. Course the white-yellow puss would have helped lubricate the entry...

I actually googled a "pic," but I'm not drunk enough to post it.

Yet... :)

Bowser
12-28-2005, 11:35 PM
We're not short on dumbasses here.

ROFL

Post of the day.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-28-2005, 11:37 PM
For a kindergarten drop out-I spell purty good. Except for Ryan Simms.

My mm key and L key don't work to wel either.,

I have a smart key...and uh...well...I rarely use that...

Mr. Kotter
12-28-2005, 11:37 PM
ROFL

Post of the day.

What are you laughing at; he was talking about you. :)

Bowser
12-28-2005, 11:39 PM
What are you laughing at; he was talking about you. :)

Nonsense. This is pure conceded genious your dealing with here.


:D

Count Alex's Losses
12-28-2005, 11:41 PM
What are you laughing at; he was talking about you. :)

Not really. But I was definitely talking about you. Although you're more annoying than dumb.

Halfcan
12-28-2005, 11:43 PM
Nonsense. This is pure conceded genious your dealing with here.


:D

MY new Sig.