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Halfcan
12-29-2005, 01:27 PM
Mine would be to get published, find a nice girl, purchase a new car, redecorate my house, take another awesome trip this summer, spend as much time with my kids as possible.

So what are yours??

Mr. Laz
12-29-2005, 01:31 PM
find a nice girl
your fooked :shake:

JBucc
12-29-2005, 01:37 PM
I don't need resolutions, I'll do what I want when I want

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 01:45 PM
your fooked :shake:

That is the general idea-on a more consistent basis.


There has to be at least one descent girl with all of her teeth out there.

Katipan
12-29-2005, 01:52 PM
There is only one.

I'll let you know how it goes in a couple of months.

chagrin
12-29-2005, 02:35 PM
I don't usually do resolutions, but this year I am going to start.

1) Stay clean (the dope, that is)
2) complete 12 months of culinary school, then get ready for another 12 months)
4) Make friends
5) Visit KC for a game at Arrowhead and try to meet some Planteeers
6) Reproduce

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 02:36 PM
There is only one.

I'll let you know how it goes in a couple of months.

I said WITH all of her teeth-lol but that gap in the front, would come in handy when you pay more bets you lose.

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 02:37 PM
Reproduce-that is a scary thought. Yeah say no to dope, give it away and you will make friends at the Planet.

Katipan
12-29-2005, 02:42 PM
I said WITH all of her teeth-lol but that gap in the front, would come in handy when you pay more bets you lose.

If you type slower maybe we'd all understand you better.

chagrin
12-29-2005, 02:51 PM
If you type slower maybe we'd all understand you better.


I agree, halfcan must be getiing hammered at the bowling alley again

chiefsfaninNC
12-29-2005, 02:52 PM
That is the general idea-on a more consistent basis.


There has to be at least one descent girl with all of her teeth out there.


Try Argentina.

milkman
12-29-2005, 02:53 PM
I agree, halfcan must be getiing hammered at the bowling alley again

You mean he actually gets even dumber than he is already?

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 03:06 PM
Umm no not drunk yet, just a house full of people, and trying to do 20 things at once. I will proof read a little better next time when making an old obscure joke that nobody will understand.

New resolution-cut down on dumb post.

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 03:09 PM
Try Argentina.

lol, I think there is a thread about that on here somewhere. Some hot girls there, but wouldn't be able to understand a word they were saying-which might be a plus.

chagrin
12-29-2005, 03:22 PM
Reproduce-that is a scary thought. Yeah say no to dope, give it away and you will make friends at the Planet.


stay clean, meaning I have been clean for a year already. I have no more to give away, sorry dude.

Count Alex's Wins
12-29-2005, 06:00 PM
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Bwana
12-29-2005, 06:04 PM
To drink more beer!

sedated
12-29-2005, 06:11 PM
1) Stay clean (the dope, that is)

6) Reproduce

funny, those are the exact opposite of my resolutions

milkman
12-29-2005, 06:18 PM
New resolution-cut down on dumb post.

Well....bye!

sedated
12-29-2005, 06:27 PM
New resolution-cut down on dumb post.


so, i guess we won't be seeing much of you next year

Chan93lx50
12-29-2005, 06:35 PM
Hmmm, gain 100 lbs
drink twice as much as last year
pick up smoking pot
hump a cat

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 07:17 PM
This was supposed to be a nice thread, to post your hopes and dreams of 2006, but it has turned into a shit fest-funny that happens a lot with my threads. I will post only serious, life changing post from now on....



Naw, same shit different year.

Bob Dole
12-29-2005, 09:38 PM
This was supposed to be a nice thread, to post your hopes and dreams of 2006, but it has turned into a shit fest-funny that happens a lot with my threads. I will post only serious, life changing post from now on....



Naw, same shit different year.

Perhaps you should change your name to HalfFullCan and then people would enter into your topics with a more positive approach.

ENDelt260
12-29-2005, 10:29 PM
Perhaps you should change your name to HalfFullCan and then people would enter into your topics with a more positive approach.
Wow... that might be the worst joke Bob Dole has ever posted. ****, I'm stoned and thought it was bad. It made me miss Scary Movie 2.

Demonpenz
12-29-2005, 10:30 PM
i will try to splooge less on girls faces. They really get mad.

Katipan
12-29-2005, 10:33 PM
i will try to splooge less on girls faces. They really get mad.

Amazing, isn't it?

ENDelt260
12-29-2005, 10:34 PM
i will try to splooge less on girls faces. They really get mad.
Get 'em in the eye. They may say, "Run"... but, it's not like they can see you to chase you.

Demonpenz
12-29-2005, 10:38 PM
i ment less splooge in the eye itself i used to flex my butt and really pile on the right eye. Now i am just going to get one good shot in and move on

Halfcan
12-29-2005, 11:23 PM
i ment less splooge in the eye itself i used to flex my butt and really pile on the right eye. Now i am just going to get one good shot in and move on

Happy New Year to some unlucky passed out girl.

Halffullcan

greg63
12-30-2005, 01:13 AM
Try to spend less money upgrading my pc....oh, who am I kidding.

Logical
12-30-2005, 01:56 AM
I don't usually do resolutions, but this year I am going to start.

...
4) Make friends
...ROFL

Logical
12-30-2005, 01:58 AM
...
hump a cat

Gblowfish bet not find out about this!

luv
12-30-2005, 12:10 PM
so, i guess we won't be seeing much of you next year
Nor you.

Simplex3
12-30-2005, 12:27 PM
1. Finish losing the weight. I'm down about 50lbs with another ~65lbs to go.

2. Spend more time with my kids.

3. Exercise and meditate more.

4. Make enough money to buy and sell you f**kers at will. Not quite sure where I'm going to come up with $1.27, but I'll find it somewhere.

luv
12-30-2005, 12:32 PM
4. Make enough money to buy and sell you f**kers at will. Not quite sure where I'm going to come up with $1.27, but I'll find it somewhere.
I'm worth at least twice that!

Phobia
12-30-2005, 12:33 PM
I do anti-new year's resolutions. Anything I want to quit, I do as much as I possibly can on Jan 1st. That way, it's not about the New Year because those damn things are destined to fail. This Jan 1 will be one full year off the snuff. I'm pretty happy about that. I'm very nearly perfect so I don't think I'll make any anti-resolutions this year.

Simplex3
12-30-2005, 12:36 PM
I'm worth at least twice that!
Only if I pimp you out and that just wouldn't be right.


:p

chagrin
12-30-2005, 12:45 PM
ROFL


I know, that's definitely going to be a tough one.

Nzoner
12-30-2005, 01:18 PM
I'm going to quit smoking cigs and return to weed,it's cheaper and the buzz is much better.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 01:36 PM
I'm going to quit smoking cigs and return to weed,it's cheaper and the buzz is much better.

Welcome back, brother.

ENDelt260
12-30-2005, 01:52 PM
I'm going to quit smoking cigs and return to weed,it's cheaper and the buzz is much better.
Problem is, after I smoke a big fat bowl I really want a cigarette.

My lungs get double punishment.