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Ultra Peanut
12-30-2005, 12:09 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/29/teen.iraq.ap.ap/index.html

Um, he skipped off to Iraq. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Farris interviewing minority Christians in Beirut last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

greg63
12-30-2005, 12:18 AM
Hassan? :shake:

Rausch
12-30-2005, 12:23 AM
Using money his parents had given him at one point, he bought a $900 plane ticket

Let this be a ****ing lesson to you: if you give your kid hundreds of dollars on break he/she will do stupid shit.

The more money you give them the more ****ing retarded they can afford to act...

Coach
12-30-2005, 12:34 AM
:spock:

Logical
12-30-2005, 12:37 AM
His father, Redha Hassan, a doctor, said his son is an idealist, principled and moral. Aside from the research he wanted to accomplish, he also wrote in an essay saying he wanted to volunteer in Iraq.

Idealist = immature dumbass


"I want to experience during my Christmas the same hardships ordinary Iraqis experience everyday, so that I may better empathize with their distress," he wrote.

Oh yeah, but I freak out at a the look of a few people at a streetside cafe in Baghdad that look at me as though I don't belong.ROFL

Logical
12-30-2005, 12:39 AM
His mother, however, sees things differently.

"I don't think I will ever leave him in the house alone again," she said. "He showed a lack of judgment."

Best line in the story.ROFL

greg63
12-30-2005, 12:50 AM
Let this be a ****ing lesson to you: if you give your kid hundreds of dollars on break he/she will do stupid shit.

The more money you give them the more ****ing retarded they can afford to act... Idealist = immature dumbass




Oh yeah, but I freak out at a the look of a few people at a streetside cafe in Baghdad that look at me as though I don't belong.ROFL
His mother, however, sees things differently.

"I don't think I will ever leave him in the house alone again," she said. "He showed a lack of judgment."

Best line in the story.ROFL


:clap:Yep!

Rain Man
12-30-2005, 07:42 AM
It's a good thing he didn't try to pass himself off as Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Fallujah.

Interesting story.

chagrin
12-30-2005, 07:49 AM
Hassan CHOP!

Herzig
12-30-2005, 07:53 AM
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Herzig
12-30-2005, 07:55 AM
Coming to a theater near you. "Farris Hassan's Day off in Baghdad"

siberian khatru
12-30-2005, 07:58 AM
http://www.geocities.com/nolefan_fsu/football/jones_hassan2.jpg

chagrin
12-30-2005, 08:00 AM
http://www.geocities.com/nolefan_fsu/football/jones_hassan2.jpg


good call

siberian khatru
12-30-2005, 08:01 AM
good call

Anybody remember him playing for us? In 1993?

Rain Man
12-30-2005, 08:05 AM
See, Abe Froman's a Jewish name, and then with the whole pork thing in the Middle East, being the sausage king would make people mad.

chagrin
12-30-2005, 08:09 AM
Anybody remember him playing for us? In 1993?

yeah, and I found this on his stat sheet:

"...Hassan Jones is not in the all-time top 50 in any major category..."


creepy, eh? I couldn't believe it!

Ultra Peanut
01-02-2006, 05:11 AM
Muramasa18
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/29/teen.iraq.ap.ap/index.html

That guy is in my grade at school. I'd say that pretty much takes the cake as far as stupid goes.
aquabat
haha no shit... i saw this guy on the news. Has he always been a complete douchebag?
Muramasa18
Yes yes yes, a thousand times YES. He is pretty much an ignorant racist sexist ultraconservative pig. I don't know anybody that likes him.
Zython
He probably believed Tom DeLay and other lunatics talking about how Iraq is now America 2 or some shit like that.
Muramasa18
Hell, he probably believes anything that gets spewed out of the mouths of just about anybody in the Reublican party.Small intraweb.

stumppy
01-02-2006, 06:04 AM
See, Abe Froman's a Jewish name, and then with the whole pork thing in the Middle East, being the sausage king would make people mad.


:shake:

Not a good sign when you have to start explaining them.

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 06:25 AM
Is this anything like Al Bundy's three coworkers: Habib, Habib and Habib?