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SNR
12-30-2005, 11:38 PM
Is this some joke that I missed?

Phobia
12-30-2005, 11:40 PM
Is this some joke that I missed?

I've decided I'm going to run all the Chiefs websites.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:45 PM
For the same reason Taco John is here.

Because I'm here.

Phobia
12-30-2005, 11:48 PM
It's true. I do have a crush on Mer.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:49 PM
So does chiefs4me.

I'm just sayin'...

Phobia
12-30-2005, 11:50 PM
So does chiefs4me.

I'm just sayin'...

I didn't know you drove a camaro.

Frazod
12-30-2005, 11:50 PM
I've decided I'm going to run all the Chiefs websites.

So did you buy out JD? :D

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:50 PM
I didn't know you drove a camaro.

ROFL

There's a trans am in my backyard, is that close enough?

Phobia
12-30-2005, 11:51 PM
I have no comment on that guy.

Phobia
12-30-2005, 11:52 PM
ROFL

There's a trans am in my backyard, is that close enough?

,,,,

jspchief
12-30-2005, 11:53 PM
Endelt's gone, and yet someone else steps right up to engage in tired flirting rhetoric with Mer. Fresh.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:53 PM
Read my posts out loud like everyone else, and the commas make sense.

My vernacular and poetry is my charm.
Plus my tiny waist.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:55 PM
Endelt's gone, and yet someone else steps right up to engage in tired flirting rhetoric with Mer. Fresh.

Come on. In one thread I'm talking about racism. In another I'm talking about San Diego skanks. You want me to talk about baseball and spitting in this one?

cdcox
12-30-2005, 11:56 PM
Read my posts out loud like everyone else, and the commas make sense.

My vernacular and poetry is my charm.
Plus my tiny waist.

That wasn't an airplane you felt flying over your head.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:57 PM
That wasn't an airplane you felt flying over your head.

No bigger than the one that just flew over yours.

jspchief
12-30-2005, 11:57 PM
Come on. In one thread I'm talking about racism. In another I'm talking about San Diego skanks. You want me to talk about baseball and spitting in this one?Your "kill you" comment in the San Diego thread just put you in my good graces.

SNR
12-30-2005, 11:57 PM
Read my posts out loud like everyone else, and the commas make sense.

My vernacular and poetry is my charm.
Plus my tiny waist.Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

Phobia
12-30-2005, 11:58 PM
Endelt's gone, and yet someone else steps right up to engage in tired flirting rhetoric with Mer. Fresh.

Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.

cdcox
12-30-2005, 11:59 PM
No bigger than the one that just flew over yours.

Duh...

Reading the post in context might help me next time.

Katipan
12-30-2005, 11:59 PM
Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.

SNR
12-31-2005, 12:00 AM
Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.With passionate posts like "I didn't know you drove a camaro." how can you go wrong?

greg63
12-31-2005, 12:01 AM
Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I can relate!

Phobia
12-31-2005, 12:02 AM
With passionate posts like "I didn't know you drove a camaro." how can you go wrong?

You have your methods and I have mine. Sometimes the dirty little whores need a healthy spanking from their daddy.

SNR
12-31-2005, 12:05 AM
Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.Which one do you grab your ass with?

Pitt Gorilla
12-31-2005, 12:08 AM
Is this some joke that I missed?The Planet was supposed to crash without him. It didn't and now he's back to see what went wrong.

Count Zarth
12-31-2005, 12:17 AM
Phobia is not "back."

Warpaintillustrated and Chiefsplanet merged seamlessly a few hours ago.

The transition was so smooth most of you didn't even notice.

RedDread
12-31-2005, 12:22 AM
Phobia is not "back."

Warpaintillustrated and Chiefsplanet merged seamlessly a few hours ago.

The transition was so smooth most of you didn't even notice.

Yeah I noticed two new people registered today.

Phobia
12-31-2005, 12:22 AM
The Planet was supposed to crash without him. It didn't and now he's back to see what went wrong.

Shit. I can't believe you just sold me down the river like that.

tk13
12-31-2005, 12:23 AM
Yeah I noticed two new people registered today.
ROFL Well played.

ENDelt260
12-31-2005, 03:01 AM
It's true. I do have a crush on Mer.
Excuse me, sir.... would you mind getting the **** off of my Kool-Aid?

Ultra Peanut
12-31-2005, 03:22 AM
Yeah I noticed two new people registered today.<5

Rausch
12-31-2005, 04:23 AM
Excuse me, sir.... would you mind getting the **** off of my Kool-Aid?

That shit isn't kool-Aid, it's a 12 keg tapper.

Of course, that just makes me raise the eyebrow even further...

stevieray
12-31-2005, 05:31 AM
Is this some joke that I missed?

Like this place is some elite Country Club.

Skip Towne
12-31-2005, 05:43 AM
Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.
You can only pick your nose with one hand? Not me. I'm amphibious.

Rausch
12-31-2005, 05:54 AM
Like this place is some elite Country Club.

Can't be.

They let me in...

stevieray
12-31-2005, 06:23 AM
Can't be.

They let me in...

Clear the tables in section 5, and mop the kitchen area before you go.

Rausch
12-31-2005, 06:34 AM
Clear the tables in section 5, and mop the kitchen area before you go.

The humor lies in the fact I worked at a country club for 4 years... :)

chiefqueen
12-31-2005, 07:12 AM
He's back because he's heard his position on the post count total was being threatened.

ChiefsFire
12-31-2005, 10:04 AM
Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

yea

and now ur boogers are gonna taste like cool ranch

Fire Me Boy!
12-31-2005, 10:13 AM
Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.
In the immortal words of DaVinci's Notebook... "If you want to turn your naughty parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn."

SNR
12-31-2005, 10:18 AM
yea

and now ur boogers are gonna taste like cool ranchNot me. I'm not a fan of booger eating. I just pick to clear some space, that's all.

And they were good Doritos. The Nacho cheese kind. None of that cool ranch shit.

Katipan
01-31-2006, 11:22 AM
Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.

lol

ENDelt260
01-31-2006, 11:23 AM
Hahaha

KCTitus
01-31-2006, 11:33 AM
He's just here to get 50k posts.

KcMizzou
01-31-2006, 11:36 AM
He left? I know he said he was going to, but I don't think he ever went through with it.

Phobia
01-31-2006, 11:46 AM
He left? I know he said he was going to, but I don't think he ever went through with it.

I left for 3 weeks in December to build Mer a deck.

Katipan
01-31-2006, 11:47 AM
Phobia laid the wood!






hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

David.
01-31-2006, 11:50 AM
whatever happened to athans site?

KcMizzou
01-31-2006, 11:56 AM
I left for 3 weeks in December to build Mer a deck.Heh.

Danush
01-31-2006, 12:22 PM
He never really left, did he; he just stepped down as moderator I thought.

Phobia
01-31-2006, 12:50 PM
Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.

Katipan
01-31-2006, 12:53 PM
Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.

Now I'm going to stalk you like you're Taco John.

Phobia
01-31-2006, 12:54 PM
Like I'm scared of internet stalkers. I've had dozens of them.

Katipan
01-31-2006, 12:55 PM
I come with duct tape and creamed corn.

Dartgod
01-31-2006, 12:55 PM
When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.
The check is in the mail I promise I won't cum in your mouth But she told me she was 18 Why no honey, those jeans don't make your ass look fat Yadda, yadda, yadda...

Phobia
01-31-2006, 12:56 PM
I come with duct tape and creamed corn.

I know. Brian told me you were a freak.

Iowanian
01-31-2006, 12:56 PM
Thats not creamed corn..thats poor personal hygiene...

ENDelt260
01-31-2006, 12:57 PM
I come with duct tape and creamed corn.
You could've told me that BEFORE I went to the grocery store...

Katipan
01-31-2006, 12:58 PM
Thats not creamed corn..thats poor personal hygiene...

It's lube.

KCTitus
01-31-2006, 12:59 PM
...While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football.

Never happen...

Iowanian
01-31-2006, 01:00 PM
It's lube.

maize.....some call in corn.

I guess I could see how an ear of corn could be ribbed for h. p.

Phobia
01-31-2006, 01:03 PM
Why wouldn't it happen, Titus? While there may be some there who aren't willing to embrace that change, it is proven to be necessary to building a robust message board community. We get plenty of unique hits though our affiliation with Fox Sports and partnership with yahoo, so eventually they'll come. This place didn't become what it is the moment 80 people left the star board. It takes time.

Logical
01-31-2006, 01:09 PM
Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.

Phil

I believe you and take you at your word. However, though I believe traffic will come to that BB I am severely doubtful it will ever embrace NFTs. I have never seen such fierce resistance (almost like fear) of participation in them as you find at that place.

KCTitus
01-31-2006, 01:11 PM
Why wouldn't it happen, Titus? While there may be some there who aren't willing to embrace that change, it is proven to be necessary to building a robust message board community. We get plenty of unique hits though our affiliation with Fox Sports and partnership with yahoo, so eventually they'll come. This place didn't become what it is the moment 80 people left the star board. It takes time.

Sure it's necessary, it's what made this place. This place started with a single forum where any and all topics were welcome, it was only after YEARS of established activity and a community was built that people started breaking up the forum--which Im starting to regret.

That place is starting with the broken up forums first, without building the community. You've got a community and it's a bunch of people that like the antiseptic, boring only football junk which while interesting at times becomes really old during the offseason.

Maybe it will work out, Ive been wrong plenty of times before, but right now, it's too rigid and I think that's the result of the existing clientele.

KCTitus
01-31-2006, 01:15 PM
...I have never seen such fierce resistance (almost like fear) of participation in them as you find at that place.

I agree. It's a real turnoff.

Skip Towne
01-31-2006, 01:23 PM
Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.
You don't have enough crazy people over there. You need to import some crazy people.

Baby Lee
01-31-2006, 01:39 PM
Which one do you grab your ass with?
Volunteers?? Aye, aye!!

Phobia
01-31-2006, 02:04 PM
Sure it's necessary, it's what made this place. This place started with a single forum where any and all topics were welcome, it was only after YEARS of established activity and a community was built that people started breaking up the forum--which Im starting to regret.

That place is starting with the broken up forums first, without building the community. You've got a community and it's a bunch of people that like the antiseptic, boring only football junk which while interesting at times becomes really old during the offseason.

Maybe it will work out, Ive been wrong plenty of times before, but right now, it's too rigid and I think that's the result of the existing clientele.

Which is why we're down to the Arrowhead Club (Lounge), Playground (Romper Room), and Premium (no equivelent). They're coming around. The most resistant guys hightailed it a month ago.

KCTitus
01-31-2006, 02:06 PM
Which is why we're down to the Arrowhead Club (Lounge), Playground (Romper Room), and Premium (no equivelent). They're coming around. The most resistant guys hightailed it a month ago.

And all the NFT stuff winds up in 'Romper Room' cause some sandgina got all miffed that someone called his opinion moronic.

Good luck with that...

Phobia
01-31-2006, 02:08 PM
Nah. I've only seen duplicate threads and a couple "calling out" threads moved to the "Romper Room" in the past month. That aspect is no different than this place, really.

KCTitus
01-31-2006, 02:10 PM
Nah. I've only seen duplicate threads and a couple "calling out" threads moved to the "Romper Room" in the past month. That aspect is no different than this place, really.

Ok, I must profess ignorance, really. I watched for a while and it looked like a clusterf*ck of limp wrists, so I bailed.

Chiefs Express
01-31-2006, 02:21 PM
Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here..

In the time since you "bailed" how many members have joined WPI? In the short time I spend there I haven't seen any great expansion.

You say it takes time, but I'm not sure there is that much time left.

I don't think it will actually rival this place, but everyone has their opinion.

Phobia
01-31-2006, 02:46 PM
Ok, I must profess ignorance, really. I watched for a while and it looked like a clusterf*ck of limp wrists, so I bailed.No biggy. Naturally, I'm going to sugarcoat the Warpaint experience. It's nothing like this place. It will be similar at some point. I don't think it will take 5 years simply because we have a lot of high profile affiliates driving traffic. But it definitely won't happen overnight.

Chiefs Express
01-31-2006, 02:53 PM
No biggy. Naturally, I'm going to sugarcoat the Warpaint experience. It's nothing like this place. It will be similar at some point. I don't think it will take 5 years simply because we have a lot of high profile affiliates driving traffic. But it definitely won't happen overnight.

A six pack says it doesn't happen as you expect.

JimNasium
01-31-2006, 02:55 PM
Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.
Sorry. I've already got that covered with JennyGump.

Baby Lee
01-31-2006, 02:58 PM
Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.
Is that what I smell?

Brock
01-31-2006, 03:04 PM
In the time since you "bailed" how many members have joined WPI? In the short time I spend there I haven't seen any great expansion.

You say it takes time, but I'm not sure there is that much time left.

I don't think it will actually rival this place, but everyone has their opinion.

You don't appear to post there, so they have that going for them.

Chiefs Express
01-31-2006, 03:05 PM
You don't appear to post there, so they have that going for them.

I have been posting there since before Phobia left here.

I guess you missed something.

Katipan
01-31-2006, 03:06 PM
I missed why you give a shit.

mike_b_284
01-31-2006, 03:10 PM
Thats not creamed corn..thats poor personal hygiene...
:Lin:

Phobia
01-31-2006, 03:19 PM
Ironically Tom joined Warpaint about a week before I assumed control. Heh.

Tom we've had about 500 people register AND post since I joined. Simple registrations aren't counted in our database until the first post is made.

Chiefs Express
01-31-2006, 03:21 PM
Ironically Tom joined Warpaint about a week before I assumed control. Heh.

Tom we've had about 500 people register AND post since I joined. Simple registrations aren't counted in our database until the first post is made.

You missed the point posted before that I went there because you weren't there.

ENDelt260
01-31-2006, 03:21 PM
Ironically Tom joined Warpaint about a week before I assumed control.

Ironically my ass. You've been stalking him for years.

If we IP-banned him from here, you'd stay over at WPI all the time, wouldn't you?

Chiefs Express
01-31-2006, 03:21 PM
I missed why you give a shit.

Who?

StcChief
01-31-2006, 03:34 PM
You have to wonder how much the traffic is up over there?

I check in occasionally, kinda slow now with Chiefs season over and coaches in place, waiting for draft and cuts, FA signings.

Phobia
01-31-2006, 03:40 PM
When I joined it was averaging 200 posts and under 5,000 visits per day. Now we're over 400 posts and 17585 visits. Yeah, it seems slow - it is especially compared to this place and especially during the day.

mike_b_284
01-31-2006, 03:40 PM
You can only pick your nose with one hand? Not me. I'm amphibious.

:hmmm: amidextrious?

Over-Head
01-31-2006, 04:15 PM
You missed the point posted before that I went there because you weren't there.
So does this mean that since Phobia's back, you'll soon be leaving? :D

Skip Towne
01-31-2006, 04:27 PM
:hmmm: amidextrious?
Stupid n00b. He can't spell either.

Bob Dole
01-31-2006, 05:43 PM
Like this place is some elite Country Club.

You're confused.

According to sources close to the organization, WPI is the Country Club, while ChiefsPlanet.com maintains its status as The Soup Kitchen of NFL Message Boards&trade;.

Jenny Gump
01-31-2006, 07:00 PM
Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.

Bob Dole
01-31-2006, 07:01 PM
Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.

Why not?

Everyone else here has...

Jenny Gump
01-31-2006, 07:02 PM
Why not?

Everyone else here has...

The Senator shoots...and he scores.

B2chiefsfan
01-31-2006, 07:05 PM
Why not?

Everyone else here has...


Oh Damn!!!!!!!

ROFLROFLROFL

chiefs4me
01-31-2006, 07:07 PM
You're confused.

According to sources close to the organization, WPI is the Country Club, while ChiefsPlanet.com maintains its status as The Soup Kitchen of NFL Message Boards™.




and that kitchen serves up everything you could possibly imagine..ROFL

Bowser
01-31-2006, 07:20 PM
I heard it was reported by a local internet news guy that Phobia is going to be the new coach of the Lions. He's just checking in here to get pointers on how head coaches are supposed to do their jobs.

chiefs4me
01-31-2006, 07:34 PM
I heard it was reported by a local internet news guy that Phobia is going to be the new coach of the Lions. He's just checking in here to get pointers on how head coaches are supposed to do their jobs.




oh my gosh, you made a funny..:D and it was a good one.

KChiefsQT
01-31-2006, 09:43 PM
Cause he's cool like that.
Know how I know you're gay?

Katipan
01-31-2006, 10:09 PM
Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.

YAY! hi!

Over-Head
02-01-2006, 03:05 AM
Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.
How about a mercy jump with me instead? ROFL

Chiefs Express
02-01-2006, 06:18 AM
So does this mean that since Phobia's back, you'll soon be leaving? :D

No.

Chiefs Express
02-01-2006, 06:18 AM
Stupid n00b. He can't spell either.

That makes two of you.