View Full Version : Stop chanting "LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!"

12-31-2005, 12:57 PM
We need this guy to stay nice and mad.
In fact, let's boo him.

I figure the fans could boo Larry right into a 2000+ yd season next year.

He runs mad, let's keep him nice and pi$$ed.

I figure Whitlock is personally responsible for about 900 of Larry's yards this season.

Remember in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

When Spiccoli joy rode and crashed that kid's big brother's Trans Am?

"Don't worry, dude. My dad's a TV repairman, he's got an awesome set of tools."

Then they painted the car up and left it on the school lawn like the rival football team did it?
That kid's brother killed the QB on the field that night.

So, point is, Find Larry's car, take a sledgehammer to it, paint it up in "Go Bengals" and let's break a record this week.

I'm telling ya, a happy Larry is a tackled Larry.


12-31-2005, 01:01 PM
U R AND IDIOT! It is time to embrace Larry as the chosen one! Why would you want to piss off an elite running back more? Larry runs the way he does because that is how he runs! Not because of the way the crowd treats him. Keep pissing him off, I am sure it will all work out nicely during contract renegotiation time! :banghead:

12-31-2005, 01:06 PM
No way. I have the formula, and the sledgehammer.

12-31-2005, 01:12 PM
i posted something similar a few weeks ago. but i have changed my mind. let fatass whitlock piss larry off. im gonna keep screamin my ass for this kid.

12-31-2005, 01:14 PM
How about a little of both? We sing his praises daily and when Sunday comes we do something totally wicked to insult him. Keep in mind we do the wicked acts under the name of the team we play that week.

Skip Towne
12-31-2005, 01:57 PM
No way. I have the formula, and the sledgehammer.
If he catches you, you will also have an oblong head.

12-31-2005, 04:46 PM
Yeah, let's boo his ass right out of town :shake:

12-31-2005, 05:23 PM
Larry Johnson, seen outside Arrowhead stadium in his street clothes:


12-31-2005, 05:51 PM
C'mon, it would work.

Alannis Morisette: Got worked over by her boyfirend...wrote a platinum album.
Album #2: no boyfriend angst: Flop!

Maybe we could set Larry up with Alannis??!!

Then we'd have, like, NFL records and platinum albums for the next decade!