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Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 07:42 PM
Listen folks, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WIN. And then we just need DETROIT TO WIN.

Damn it all to hell! It's not rocket science! Lions come out Steelers go boom! Meanwhile the Chiefs KILL some shit at Arrowhead. You want seconds, Marvin Lewis? WE GIVE YOU AN ASS KICKING, BITCH!!!!

WE'RE GOING TO GET IT DONE. WHY? BECAUSE WE MUST.

It really is simple. The Chiefs pull out a throttling win over the Bengals in Kansas City and then - BOOM! Arrowhead goes nuts as they show Jason Hanson kicking the game winning field goal against the Pittsburgh playoffs.

YAHOO! WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

This WILL happen tomorrow. Why? BECAUSE IT HAS TO.

If you don't believe me you can just STEP OFF THIS GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT NOW! REAL CHIEFS FANS ONLY!

I'M GOING TO WATCH LARRY JOHNSON CRUSH CINCINATTI TOMORROW! AND THEN JOEY HARRINGTON IS GOING TO PLAY THE GAME OF HIS LIFE!

CHIEFS WIN.

STEELERS LOSE.

TOGETHER.........WE CAN!!!!!

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keg in kc
12-31-2005, 07:43 PM
Hitting the bubbly a little early, eh?


Nothing wrong with that.

Guru
12-31-2005, 07:44 PM
Amen, buddy, Amen!!!

:thumb:

SNR
12-31-2005, 07:44 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR, KC!

Cochise
12-31-2005, 07:45 PM
yarrrrragaghhhhH!!!

tk13
12-31-2005, 07:46 PM
I sure hope you're better at this stuff than htismaqe. :p

Cochise
12-31-2005, 07:46 PM
aahahAAAAHhhhhhhhh!!!

BigMeatballDave
12-31-2005, 07:47 PM
Is that Drain-O in your bong?

JBucc
12-31-2005, 07:47 PM
The Lions going for Roethlisberger's knee/thumb couldn't hurt...

WebGem
12-31-2005, 07:48 PM
Well, for what it's worth..

I haven't stopped believing. Go Chiefs.

Skip Towne
12-31-2005, 07:49 PM
Put down the crack pipe and slowly back away.

nascher
12-31-2005, 07:49 PM
we win no doubt but the Steelers win too. Detroit is awful and on the road the can't beat anybody.

Tribal Warfare
12-31-2005, 07:50 PM
Okay gochiefs back away from the pipe, and think about what you said. New birthday gifts must' ve totally fried your brain

Logical
12-31-2005, 07:51 PM
How many sheets to the wind are you gochiefs? It would take major drugs for me to believe such thoughts.

kregger
12-31-2005, 07:52 PM
They're auditioning for the next HC. Let's hope they bring it to the table. Scoreboard watching will be mighty exciting tomorrow.

Ari Chi3fs
12-31-2005, 07:53 PM
Boom goes teh dynamite!!11

chiefsfan1963
12-31-2005, 07:56 PM
I sure hope you're better at this stuff than htismaqe. :p
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Skip Towne
12-31-2005, 07:56 PM
They're auditioning for the next HC. Let's hope they bring it to the table. Scoreboard watching will be mighty exciting tomorrow.
What? It's not on TV locally?

kregger
12-31-2005, 07:57 PM
What? It's not on TV locally?
I'll be viewing from 338

the Talking Can
12-31-2005, 07:59 PM
juntos podemos!

htismaqe
12-31-2005, 08:00 PM
I sure hope you're better at this stuff than htismaqe. :p

Blow one off the cuff prediction and everybody marks you.

Please don't give 1963 any more ammo. I'm so rarely wrong that he has to post about it 15 million times.

As if he wasn't already a big enough jackass.

milkman
12-31-2005, 08:01 PM
I think this how marijuana got illegal!

WebGem
12-31-2005, 08:02 PM
Steelers have no chance.

WebGem
12-31-2005, 08:10 PM
LOL RAIDER NATION

KCJake
12-31-2005, 08:44 PM
BOOM! Arrowhead goes nuts as they show Jason Hanson kicking the game winning field goal against the Pittsburgh playoffs.

YAHOO! WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!
:drool:

KCJake
12-31-2005, 08:44 PM
I think this how marijuana got illegal!
ROFL

Guru
12-31-2005, 08:45 PM
I think this how marijuana got illegal!

Now that IS priceless. ROFLROFLROFL

bishop_74
12-31-2005, 09:36 PM
I seem to remember 2 years ago the Vikings giving away their playoff spot because of a loss to the Cardinals. Anything can happen.

Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 09:40 PM
I seem to remember 2 years ago the Vikings giving away their playoff spot because of a loss to the Cardinals. Anything can happen.

TRUE DAT!

bishop_74
12-31-2005, 09:41 PM
Ewww... doesn't look good. :banghead:

Sep 11 Green Bay Won 17-3
Sep 18 @Chicago Lost 6-38
Oct 2 @Tampa Bay Lost 13-17
Oct 9 Baltimore Won 35-17
Oct 16 Carolina Lost 20-21
Oct 23 @Cleveland Won 13-10
Oct 30 Chicago Lost 13-19
Nov 6 @Minnesota Lost 14-27
Nov 13 Arizona Won 29-21
Nov 20 @Dallas Lost 7-20
Nov 24 Atlanta Lost 7-27
Dec 4 Minnesota Lost 16-21
Dec 11 @Green Bay Lost 13-16
Dec 18 Cincinnati Lost 17-41
Dec 24 @New Orleans (San Antonio, TX) Won 13-12

Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 09:43 PM
Looks like they played Minnesota, Chicago, Tampa Bay and Carolina pretty close!

THE LIONS ARE GETTING OVER THE HUMP TOMORROW.

tk13
12-31-2005, 09:49 PM
Even better, remember 2000. The Detroit Lions were hosting the 4-11 Chicago Bears in Detroit in the last week of the season... win and they were in. But the Lions blew a 10 point lead, and Paul Edinger nailed a 54 yard field goal at the end of the game to win it, eliminate the Lions and send the Rams to the playoffs.

The Bears coach on that day? Dick Jauron. :)

Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 09:50 PM
Even better, remember 2000. The Detroit Lions were hosting the 4-11 Chicago Bears in Detroit in the last week of the season... win and they were in. But the Lions blew a 10 point lead, and Paul Edinger nailed a 54 yard field goal at the end of the game to win it, eliminate the Lions and send the Rams to the playoffs.

The Bears coach on that day? Dick Jauron. :)

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

Skip Towne
12-31-2005, 09:54 PM
On any given Sunday. Well, except tomorrow.

PastorMikH
12-31-2005, 10:01 PM
Well, if there WAS any chance of Detroit winning, this thread should be the kiss of death. gochiefs was doing so well with not posting threads about streaks, wins, etc.

Anyone remember the thread regarding Trent throwing INTs? Then he goes out and doubles his INT count in one game?



As much as it hurts, we would probably be better off if the Chiefs don't go to the playoffs since the longer we are playing, the longer it takes for DV to retire, which gives other teams more time to land the better HC canidates.

Tribal Warfare
12-31-2005, 10:03 PM
IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.


Can you smell that...... it smells like BULLRaiduhs

tk13
12-31-2005, 10:05 PM
Then, back in 1996, the Chiefs lost to the Bills on the last week of the season. The Jaguars then had an opening, only to watch the 3-12 Atlanta Falcons march down and set up Morten Andersen for a 30 yard game winner. Except that he somehow shanked it, and the Jags made the playoffs, and went onto the AFC Championship game.

The Jaguars defensive coordinator that day? Dick Jauron. :)

brent102fire
12-31-2005, 10:08 PM
LJ will probably run all over the Bengals. The problem is, the Bus and Willie Parker will run all over the Lions. The Lions will lose tomorrow. Therefore, no playoffs for the Chiefs. Too bad a few games(Buffalo, Dallas, Philly) they should have won will ruin their season. Sorry about the Sad New Year, but it's just not going to happen! :shake:

tk13
12-31-2005, 10:16 PM
1998, last week of the season. The great Steelers under Bill Cowher play Jacksonville, get clobbered 21-3. It marks the first time the Steelers had a losing record and did not make the playoffs under Bill Cowher.

The Jags defensive coordinator that day? Dick Jauron. :)

Guru
12-31-2005, 10:26 PM
1998, last week of the season. The great Steelers under Bill Cowher play Jacksonville, get clobbered 21-3. It marks the first time the Steelers had a losing record and did not make the playoffs under Bill Cowher.

The Jags defensive coordinator that day? Dick Jauron. :)

OK, this Dick Jauron thing is becoming interesting now.:hmmm:

Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 10:35 PM
Then, back in 1996, the Chiefs lost to the Bills on the last week of the season. The Jaguars then had an opening, only to watch the 3-12 Atlanta Falcons march down and set up Morten Andersen for a 30 yard game winner. Except that he somehow shanked it, and the Jags made the playoffs, and went onto the AFC Championship game.

The Jaguars defensive coordinator that day? Dick Jauron. :)

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 10:35 PM
1998, last week of the season. The great Steelers under Bill Cowher play Jacksonville, get clobbered 21-3. It marks the first time the Steelers had a losing record and did not make the playoffs under Bill Cowher.

The Jags defensive coordinator that day? Dick Jauron. :)

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

tk13
12-31-2005, 10:38 PM
2003. The last week of the season. The Chiefs host the Bears in Arrowhead. They win 31-3, clinching a first round bye in the playoffs in their first playoff appearance in 6 years. Priest Holmes sets the single season TD record.

The Bears coach on that day? Dick Jauron. :)

Count Alex's Losses
12-31-2005, 10:41 PM
2003. The last week of the season. The Chiefs host the Bears in Arrowhead. They win 31-3, clinching a first round bye in the playoffs in their first playoff appearance in 6 years. Priest Holmes sets the single season TD record.

The Bears coach on that day? Dick Jauron. :)

Uh....

Oh, **** it!

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!

StcChief
12-31-2005, 10:48 PM
I'm the eternel Chiefs optimist......

However. DETROIT sucks and on the road even more.

Sqweelers know they must win and will.

We are sitting at home 10-6. more ammo for Carl for two more play off teams in winter meetings.

Skip Towne
12-31-2005, 10:52 PM
Uh....

Oh, **** it!

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!
I'm going to start a parody thread making fun of you if it doesn't. I'll call you funny names and question your sexuality. Oh, wait, you're already toughened against that. Well, I'll think of something.

Logical
12-31-2005, 10:53 PM
I'm the eternel Chiefs optimist......

However. DETROIT sucks and on the road even more.

Sqweelers know they must win and will.

We are sitting at home 10-6. more ammo for Carl for two more play off teams in winter meetings. I pray the owners never give in, the NFL playoffs should not be expanded.

Guru
12-31-2005, 10:54 PM
I pray the owners never give in, the NFL playoffs should not be expanded.

Yeah, lets make it closer to the NBA. Oh, you are in this league? You make the playoffs.

Hell, remember the IHL here in KC? every team but 1 made the playoffs.

milkman
12-31-2005, 10:58 PM
I'm the eternel Chiefs optimist......

However. DETROIT sucks and on the road even more.

Sqweelers know they must win and will.

We are sitting at home 10-6. more ammo for Carl for two more play off teams in winter meetings.

The ammo that Carl will be using will be added revenues, so any playoff expansion would be years away.

Der Flöprer
12-31-2005, 11:00 PM
We have all offseason to talk about why we didn't make the playoffs. For the next 24 hours, WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!!! RISE UP CHIEF NATION, SUPPORT YOUR BOYS, SUPPORT THE LIONS. LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE. GO CHIEFS!!!!!! GO LIONS!!!!!!

Logical
12-31-2005, 11:01 PM
We have all offseason to talk about why we didn't make the playoffs. For the next 24 hours, WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!!! RISE UP CHIEF NATION, SUPPORT YOUR BOYS, SUPPORT THE LIONS. LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE. GO CHIEFS!!!!!! GO LIONS!!!!!!hahahaha

Ebolapox
12-31-2005, 11:11 PM
Okay gochiefs back away from the pipe, and think about what you said. New birthday gifts must' ve totally fried your brain

he got a gravity bong for his birthday??

-EB-

Jmart
12-31-2005, 11:26 PM
any given Sunday.

mcan
01-01-2006, 08:01 AM
Consider me FIRMLY on the bandwagon... I can't wait to get that 6 seed and play some road games in the PLAYOFFS BABY!!!

Kclee
01-01-2006, 08:44 AM
I pray the owners never give in, the NFL playoffs should not be expanded.

Then down the road when we do make the playoffs and we are the SB favorites, I can see the #7 seed team come to Arrowhead and knock the Chiefs out of the playoffs. Then the media can talk about how it was Carl that wanted that extra team in that cost us our legit SB chance.

REST STOP HOOLIGAN
01-01-2006, 08:50 AM
Ewww... doesn't look good. :banghead:

Sep 11 Green Bay Won 17-3
Sep 18 @Chicago Lost 6-38
Oct 2 @Tampa Bay Lost 13-17
Oct 9 Baltimore Won 35-17
Oct 16 Carolina Lost 20-21
Oct 23 @Cleveland Won 13-10
Oct 30 Chicago Lost 13-19
Nov 6 @Minnesota Lost 14-27
Nov 13 Arizona Won 29-21
Nov 20 @Dallas Lost 7-20
Nov 24 Atlanta Lost 7-27
Dec 4 Minnesota Lost 16-21
Dec 11 @Green Bay Lost 13-16
Dec 18 Cincinnati Lost 17-41
Dec 24 @New Orleans (San Antonio, TX) Won 13-12


We can look at the baltimore game as a positive for us. The ravens have a really solid defense. A couple of turnovers could make all the difference.

jaxchiefsclub
01-01-2006, 08:51 AM
Can I have some of whatever your taking. It has to be better than my Percocet.

I hope your right however, I hope your right.

Spott
01-01-2006, 08:58 AM
Can I have some of whatever your taking. It has to be better than my Percocet.

I hope your right however, I hope your right.

Hey J,

You going to Sneakers today? I would go but I got tix to the Jags game. Luckily I'll have a TV in the parking lot to watch the Pitt/Detroit game along with a little satellite radio to listen to the Chiefs game.

Bearcat
01-01-2006, 09:15 AM
You're all sheep.

Count Alex's Losses
01-01-2006, 09:22 AM
THE MORNING OF OUR TRIUMPH IS UPON US!

J Diddy
01-01-2006, 09:31 AM
THE MORNING OF OUR TRIUMPH IS UPON US!

:)

Count Alex's Losses
01-01-2006, 01:36 PM
BELIEVE CHIEFS FANS!

BELIEVE!!!!

IT CAN HAPPEN! IT WILL HAPPEN!!

BEELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!1

cdcox
01-01-2006, 01:50 PM
BELIEVE CHIEFS FANS!

BELIEVE!!!!

IT CAN HAPPEN! IT WILL HAPPEN!!

BEELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!1

You had a nice run, but Pitt is up 14. It's over.

4th and Long
01-01-2006, 01:52 PM
BELIEVE CHIEFS FANS!

BELIEVE!!!!

IT CAN HAPPEN! IT WILL HAPPEN!!

BEELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!1
Given Detroit's ability to make key mistakes, I must tell you what your mother failed to do.

Please stop sniffing the model airplane glue.

Count Alex's Losses
01-01-2006, 01:56 PM
Detroit driving.

LETS GO LIONS!

KChiefs1
01-01-2006, 02:06 PM
Detroit beat Pittsburgh???????

4th and Long
01-01-2006, 02:11 PM
Detroit is getting beat by Pittsburgh
Fixed your post for you