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redsurfer11
12-31-2005, 11:03 PM
Was talking at work this week with a group of Giants fans. We were talking about the games that Tiki Barber and Larry Johnson had. One of the Giants fans said that Johnson cut through the Giants defense like a Jackhammer, also commented that they hadn't seen a runner with his power and speed in quite a few years.

Guru
12-31-2005, 11:09 PM
I like it.

StcChief
12-31-2005, 11:25 PM
'Jackhammer' has nice powerful ring to it.....

SNR
01-01-2006, 12:26 AM
It's too late. Berman gave him the dumbass monniker, "Grandmama". It's set. No "Sweetness" no "human joystick" not even ****ing "the truth"

:shake:

Guru
01-01-2006, 12:28 AM
It's too late. Berman gave him the dumbass monniker, "Grandmama". It's set. No "Sweetness" no "human joystick" not even ****ing "the truth"

:shake:

When the hell did he come up with that dumb nickname? Grandmama? WTF is that.:shake:

SLAG
01-01-2006, 12:29 AM
When the hell did he come up with that dumb nickname? Grandmama? WTF is that.:shake:


i sware this should be stickied

dude calls him that from the old Larry Johnson who was a basketball player and did shoe commercials in a grand ma outfit

Guru
01-01-2006, 12:31 AM
From the damn Runnin Rebel huh? Guess I never saw that commercial. Thank God.

SLAG
01-01-2006, 12:33 AM
From the damn Runnin Rebel huh? Guess I never saw that commercial. Thank God.
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2001-10-10-grandmama-inside.jpg

Guru
01-01-2006, 12:35 AM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2001-10-10-grandmama-inside.jpg

That's hillarious. ROFL Must have been paid handsomely for that.

Halfcan
01-01-2006, 03:40 AM
Larry "Pampers" Johnson-get it right. Because he is the shit!!

CHIEF4EVER
01-01-2006, 03:54 AM
'Jackhammer' has nice powerful ring to it.....

I prefer "sledgehammer".

Open up your fruitcage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don’t you call my name
You’d better call the sledgehammer
Put your mind at rest
I’m going to be-the sledgehammer
This can be my testimony
I’m your sledgehammer
Let there be no doubt about it

Sledge sledge sledgehammer

old_geezer
01-01-2006, 06:12 AM
I know it's been used before, but "Road Grader" seems to fit Johnson to a tee. He just plows through people who get in his way.