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Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 08:39 AM
I'll take Alabama over Chiefs4me's TT Red Raiders. Who else is playing?

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 08:47 AM
Jesus, how can Texas be a 7 1/2 point favorite over the wonderful Trojans? I'm sure C4Me will want the Longhorns so I'll probably get stuck with shitty USC.

Hoover
01-02-2006, 08:58 AM
Iowa vs Florida

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 09:07 AM
Iowa vs Florida
Iowa? We call that Ohio around here.

Hoover
01-02-2006, 09:08 AM
Yeah we know, you go a little West and they say Idaho?

greg63
01-02-2006, 11:02 AM
Jesus, how can Texas be a 7 1/2 point favorite over the wonderful Trojans? I'm sure C4Me will want the Longhorns so I'll probably get stuck with shitty USC.

...Can't stand Texas. :D

Frazod
01-02-2006, 11:31 AM
Watching the Auburn/Wisconsin game.

If you want to hear the most shameless knob-slobbing (worse even than Madden blowing Favre), listen to these assclown announcers heap praise upon praise on Auburn, and constantly warn Wisconsin to take advantage of every opportunity.

So far, Auburn has turned the ball over twice and went 3-and-out. Oooooh, they're scary...... :rolleyes:

Frazod
01-02-2006, 12:19 PM
Wisconsin up 17-0 on the vaunted Auburn Tigers. Announcers forced to remove Auburn dicks from their mouths. :D

shaneo69
01-02-2006, 12:22 PM
Watching VA Tech and Louisville to check out their DE's.

Wearing #58, I wonder who Elvis Dumervil's favorite player is?

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 12:24 PM
Watching VA Tech and Louisville to check out their DE's.

Wearing #58, I wonder who Elvis Dumervil's favorite player is?
Jack Rudnay?

alanm
01-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Jesus, how can Texas be a 7 1/2 point favorite over the wonderful Trojans? I'm sure C4Me will want the Longhorns so I'll probably get stuck with shitty USC.
According to espn USC beat Hannibal and the Cartheginian Army by 28 yesterday. The ACLU is going to step in and stop Texas from playing as it would be too brutal to witness. :(

alanm
01-02-2006, 12:43 PM
Alabama just won 13-10 over TT.

siberian khatru
01-02-2006, 12:43 PM
That was the ugliest FG I've ever seen.

Frosty
01-02-2006, 01:44 PM
Watching VA Tech and Louisville to check out their DE's.

Wearing #58, I wonder who Elvis Dumervil's favorite player is?

Dumervil is awesome and a player I would love to see the Chiefs get.

And yes, he wears 58 for DT.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 02:38 PM
Wisconsin wins over Auburn, 24-10.

I love it when these overrated southern media-darlings get stuffed. :thumb:

chiefs4me
01-02-2006, 03:02 PM
I'll take Alabama over Chiefs4me's TT Red Raiders. Who else is playing?





:cuss: those freaking Bama assholes can bite me...you would think me being a chiefs fan and all I would be used to losing......:banghead: I hope every Bama RV heading home has a flat tire........and of course I will take the horns,(unless you want them skip ROFL) maybe they can do what those freaking RR couldn't do....3 ****ing points........:deevee:

phxchief
01-02-2006, 03:09 PM
ND is pissing over OSU.

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 03:09 PM
:cuss: those freaking Bama assholes can bite me...you would think me being a chiefs fan and all I would be used to losing......:banghead: I hope every Bama RV heading home has a flat tire........and of course I will take the horns,(unless you want them skip ROFL) maybe they can do what those freaking RR couldn't do....3 ****ing points........:deevee:
I want the Horns to win because they are Big XII. But I wanted TT to win for the same reason. A flat tire? I hope they throw a rod and it hits them in the ass.

chiefs4me
01-02-2006, 03:43 PM
I want the Horns to win because they are Big XII. But I wanted TT to win for the same reason. A flat tire? I hope they throw a rod and it hits them in the ass.









ROFL.....PBJ we will both take the horns...go texas

Frazod
01-02-2006, 04:32 PM
ND is pissing over OSU.

Not anymore. 21-7, Butteyes.

htismaqe
01-02-2006, 04:59 PM
I'd like to see Texas win because I'm just sick of USC.

I don't really have anything against them, it's just someone else's turn.

siberian khatru
01-02-2006, 05:24 PM
Does Brady Quinn's sister -- and A.J. Hawk's squeeze -- look like a porn star? Her name should be Raven, or something.

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 05:28 PM
Does Brady Quinn's sister -- and A.J. Hawk's squeeze -- look like a porn star? Her name should be Raven, or something.
Porn star? More like super model. I just started a thread about her.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 05:28 PM
Does Brady Quinn's sister -- and A.J. Hawk's squeeze -- look like a porn star? Her name should be Raven, or something.

Great sultry voice, too. :drool:

That was awesome that Hawk sacked Quinn right as they were talking about it. Ow. :spank:

WilliamTheIrish
01-02-2006, 05:30 PM
According to espn USC beat Hannibal and the Cartheginian Army by 28 yesterday. The ACLU is going to step in and stop Texas from playing as it would be too brutal to witness. :(

Here's 20 pages dedicated to USC defeating the armies of the world. (http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=3869312&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=)

The OLN network had a special in which a computer simulated the Mongol Hordes, the Barbarians, and the Great Wall of China tag teaming to take on the Trojans.

The Trojans wiped the Russian Steppes with them.

Some funny, funny shit.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 05:37 PM
ND finally scores again. 21-13. Asshat kicker misses the EP.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 05:39 PM
Here's 20 pages dedicated to USC defeating the armies of the world. (http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=3869312&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=)



Some funny, funny shit.

I really liked this one:

The obvious reference is missing.

TROJANS.

The 2005 Trojans would have easily defeated the Greeks on the fields of Ilium, as opposed to the 4th century BC Trojans.. Hector lost to Achilles when everyone knows Reggie Bush would have defeated the demi-god.

ROFL

WilliamTheIrish
01-02-2006, 05:44 PM
I really liked this one:

The obvious reference is missing.

TROJANS.

The 2005 Trojans would have easily defeated the Greeks on the fields of Ilium, as opposed to the 4th century BC Trojans.. Hector lost to Achilles when everyone knows Reggie Bush would have defeated the demi-god.

ROFL

It gets better. There is some great biting wit in that thread.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 05:47 PM
ND just got jobbed. :shake:

chiefs4me
01-02-2006, 05:58 PM
where is SCtrojan..he should have something to say about this game.....:D

WilliamTheIrish
01-02-2006, 06:35 PM
my cousin from new orleans told me that when hurricane katrina was sweeping thru the city, you could see the outline of reggie bush in the sky and pete carroll's voice howling in the wind.

no joke

siberian khatru
01-02-2006, 06:35 PM
Yay, Notre Dame loses!

KcMizzou
01-02-2006, 06:49 PM
...I liked this one...

This just in from the National Football League: Paul Tagliabue just announced that the Super Bowl has been cancelled, since you know, why bother since USC is not playing in it this year due to NCAA rules. Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart named Co-MVP's and USC awarded the Lombardi Trophy in perpetuity, or until Pete Carroll says otherwise.

In other news, the NCAA will be sanctioned by the UN for not allowing the Trojans to compete in the NFL this year. However, they have agreed to go light on the sanctions as long as Bush and Leinart are retroactively named to the Pro-Bowl.

From Reuters, a new book of the Bible (The Book of Reggie) has been unearthed in the Holy Land proclaiming all first born children will be named either Pete or Carroll depending on their gender.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 06:54 PM
Yay, Notre Dame loses!

My boss will be cranky.

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 06:58 PM
My boss will be cranky.
I hope he's pissed off the rest of his life and beyond.

Coach
01-02-2006, 07:24 PM
And West Virginia is punking that Georiga team.

21-0 already in the first quarter.

alanm
01-02-2006, 07:28 PM
I'd like to see Texas win because I'm just sick of USC.

I don't really have anything against them, it's just someone else's turn.
Didn't you know that according to espn USC just beat Rommel's Afrika Corp 52-31.

Texas hasn't a chance. :shake:

Bearcat
01-02-2006, 07:32 PM
I'd like to see Texas win because I'm just sick of USC.

I don't really have anything against them, it's just someone else's turn.


I'm not sick of USC nearly as much as ESPN.... come on, putting USC up against the best teams of all time before they've even played the NC game?

If you go to the ESPN polls, most people are saying a Texas win would be a 'minor' upset (as opposed to historical, major, or not).... yet, turn it to ESPN, and it's all USC all the time :shake:

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 07:34 PM
And West Virginia is punking that Georiga team.

21-0 already in the first quarter.
Yeah, but they don't have a hot chick in the stands drawing the cameras repeatedly. I'm losing interest.

alanm
01-02-2006, 07:36 PM
Here's 20 pages dedicated to USC defeating the armies of the world. (http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=football&Number=3869312&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=)



Some funny, funny shit.

Yeah, this USC espn love fest just cracks me up. It's pointless to speculate on teams from different years playing each other.
I'm not a Texas fan by any stretch, but I hope the Longhorns punk USC Wednesday. That and the fact I support the Big 12 in Bowl season.

WilliamTheIrish
01-02-2006, 07:45 PM
"Nathan Bedford Forrest was one of the three authentic geniuses that the civil war produced. The other two were Abraham Lincoln and Pete Carroll."
-Shelby Foote, Ken Burns' Civil War

ROFL

WilliamTheIrish
01-02-2006, 07:46 PM
President Truman's advisors told him the only way to achieve victory over Japan was to send in the USC Trojan army. Truman felt the destruction would be too great to his fellow mankind, so he opted instead for the atomic bomb.

My favorite so far....

HolmeZz
01-02-2006, 07:46 PM
28-0 Mountaineers. Steve Slaton's a beast.

WilliamTheIrish
01-02-2006, 08:07 PM
Archeologists revealed that the battering ram used by William Wallace during the seige of York had a plaque with the words "Lendale White" on it.

At the end of Braveheart, Hamish was clearly channeling Matt Leinart when he threw the claymore 95 yards downfield.


My new favorite....

Frazod
01-02-2006, 08:11 PM
Georgia threatening to make a game of it. Now down 28-14.

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 08:21 PM
WVU threatening to score 35 points in the first half. Winston Churchill says he hasn't seen anything like this since Dunkirk.

alanm
01-02-2006, 08:22 PM
Georgia threatening to make a game of it. Now down 28-14.
I fully expect Georgia to come out smokin after halftime. They should be kicking WV ass. They really underestimated the Mountaineers. :shake:

chiefs4me
01-02-2006, 08:26 PM
Yeah, this USC espn love fest just cracks me up. It's pointless to speculate on teams from different years playing each other.
I'm not a Texas fan by any stretch, but I hope the Longhorns punk USC Wednesday. That and the fact I support the Big 12 in Bowl season.








PBJ

Frazod
01-02-2006, 08:37 PM
I fully expect Georgia to come out smokin after halftime. They should be kicking WV ass. They really underestimated the Mountaineers. :shake:

Ten point game now. 31-21, WV.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 09:47 PM
3 point game now, 31-28 WV.

Smells like the Missouri game.

Skip Towne
01-02-2006, 10:00 PM
3 point game now, 31-28 WV.

Smells like the Missouri game.
Iowa came from way behind too. There's Pinkels everywhere.

Frazod
01-02-2006, 10:40 PM
Brutal ending to the WV/Georgia game. It looked like Georgia would get the ball back with enough time to do something, but WV faked the punt and got the first down.

Wow. Score 38-35, 1:10 remaining.