View Full Version : Mike Martz - Offensive Coordinator

01-03-2006, 08:45 PM
Since we like to have former St. Louis Rams on our team, why not stick this guy to coordinate our offense. The problem I could see is his focus on the passing game and not utilizing Larry Johnson. Wonder if there are any thoughts of Mike Martz as OC anywhere around the league in that case?

01-03-2006, 08:45 PM
I would be up for it, but I think Martz wants to be a head coach.

01-03-2006, 08:46 PM
HELL NO. He will get Trent Green killed. Every quarterback Martz has had, while he was a OC or a HC has gotten Hammered. Plays to wide open.

01-03-2006, 09:09 PM
This thread sucks.

01-03-2006, 09:26 PM
Since we like to have former St. Louis Rams on our team, why not stick this guy to coordinate our offense. The problem I could see is his focus on the passing game and not utilizing Larry Johnson. Wonder if there are any thoughts of Mike Martz as OC anywhere around the league in that case?Don't ever mention this as even a remote possibility again!! Martz is a ****tard!

01-03-2006, 09:27 PM
No. For one Martz is probably going to be a HC somewhere.
Two, I don't like it.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
01-03-2006, 09:44 PM
Mike Martz doesn't not want to be an offensive coordinator. He wants to be another head coach and ruin yet another franchise.

01-03-2006, 10:10 PM
Sorry, fails the TCTS test. (Too Cute Too Soft)


T-post Tom
01-03-2006, 10:15 PM
Mike Martz made it very clear today that he is only interested in being a head coach and would not return to the NFL as an OC. Lets hope that he goes to Oakland... scratch that... a Martz & Al Davis duo would surely signal the "end times" for humanity...

01-03-2006, 10:32 PM
Hey Douchecicle,
we were supposed to talk about something

This one is fun
"In what dream world are you in that allows you to think that anyone would get paid very well to be on Chiefs Planet? The only thing the Planet provides is a place for losers to go and talk to eachother. It already has the Chat Room setup feel to it, to further go along with your 17,000+ posts. Exactly how much of that is football related? At any rate, I'm sure it's time to up your prescription for thicker glasses. ROFL

Until next time, you can kiss my azz."

01-03-2006, 10:38 PM
The planet never forgets

Oh Khinz....there was a reply
This is where I tell you that you to eat a turdcicle. If you think the planet is full of such "losers" I guess we don't have to worry about you coming around any longer. The problem is that you know in real life you're a pathetic douchebag with no social skills, and it makes you sad that you can't even fake it on the internet.

You've shown your carp smelling 5 gallon bucket of a cooter on more boards than just this one.........Its your fault and your fault only that people pull your skirt over your head. You can take your weak insults, your racist crap, your weak smack and stick it squayah in your ass.

17000 posts over 4 years really isn't that many. Its around 11 posts per day............most of which you'll find are from 8-5. Paid pretty damn well to be here. Chat room?....One of the things that has made Chiefsplanet successful is the broad range of topics, and knowledge........This is the one place on the internet where I know, that within a day, can have information, advice, and experienced knowledge on most any given topic.

I'm sure that you're very important to your job....and it was mighty Nice of Gochiefs to get you his old job of tearing the tickets for the Tiltawhirl.

As to football........I've forgotten more about football than a cockholster like you could learn in a year.

Personally....I don't take very kindly to you insulting the planet, the fine posters and the community.

Stick around Mary because you are my new Human Pinata..............You'd better study up, because there is going to be a test.

The mercy rule doesn't apply, and Bitch, I am going to run up the score.

01-03-2006, 10:42 PM
Oh yeah..there there was one more thing...tomgash might enjoy it too.

Lets have another study session, Oral Baow washer.

The planet provides a place for losers to talk to each other...........

I'd like to expand on last nights remarks and remind you, that asside from some of the best humor on the internet, plethora of advice at your fingertips, insight into Football and the Chiefs that has on more than one occasion been stolen and used by local media............Members of the planet started a grass roots organization, which began with a thread on a football message board. These "losers" formed the 37forever foundation, which has been basically created, operated, funded, supported and promoted by "losers" from this website......many, who have over 10,000 posts. So far, this group of "losers" has been instrumental in having a Sports illustrated article, and ESPN segment, Joe Delaney Inducted into the Ring of Fame(yeah...Lamar did that without prodding all on his own because it was the right thing to do) and funded and provided swimming lessons for Many impoverished Youth.

Now...............thats the type of thing the "losers" of Chiefsplanet accomplish.

What have YOU done besides kick half eaten and rotten TV dinners out of the way on your trailer park floor, to shooo the Mice off of your stanky paged Transvestite pRon, so you can find your foodstamps, so you can head on down to QuickyMart to buy a new bag of cheetos, so you can stroke your little ego, and keep it orange so you can find it in the dark.

01-03-2006, 10:42 PM
I think Martz SHOULD be the Raiders next HC. That's a match made in heaven. But if he doesn't, I think his only other option will be New Orleans. That franchise is currently a shit-hole thanks to a bad owner, and a bitch named Katrina.

NO might be the only team willing to give Martz another shot at HC... and only because they can't find anyone else willing to throw away their future for a few years.