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ChiTown
01-04-2006, 10:07 AM
I have some seriously nasty gas. It's been going on for nearly 1 week straight. My poops float and don't sink. And, the volume of poop is low by comparison of my other 15K poops I have taken in my life.

All that said, I am due a major bodily explosion, and I'm hopeful that today is THE day. Wish me luck!

Gawd, I love the off-season (which always begins in early January for Chiefs fans.........)

SBK
01-04-2006, 10:11 AM
YES! This is exactly what I have been hoping to read for weeks!!!

Hoo-Ray for your poop man!

siberian khatru
01-04-2006, 10:12 AM
Now THIS is stuff you can't read on WPI.

ChiTown
01-04-2006, 10:15 AM
YES! This is exactly what I have been hoping to read for weeks!!!

Hoo-Ray for your poop man!

Hey, hold off on the congratulatory offerings right now. This baby of mine hasn't reached it's full gestation period quite yet. But, thanks in advance anyway...........

Phobia
01-04-2006, 10:16 AM
Now THIS is stuff you can't read on WPI.

Baby steps. I hope to have them all acclimated to poop threads by late March. Stay tuned.

Saulbadguy
01-04-2006, 10:17 AM
Hold it in until it solidifies.

ChiTown
01-04-2006, 10:18 AM
Baby steps. I hope to have them all acclimated to poop threads by late March. Stay tuned.

Braggert

SBK
01-04-2006, 10:24 AM
Hey, hold off on the congratulatory offerings right now. This baby of mine hasn't reached it's full gestation period quite yet. But, thanks in advance anyway...........

You better hope you give birth soon, or you're gonna bleed.