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angel
01-04-2006, 03:07 PM
since I've been here a few years, and I've never seen a birthday thread dedicated to me, I'm going to designate this thread as a countdown to said birthday

no matter how much people will get annoyed by my constant bumping of this thread, I will continue to update it with a countdown to my upcoming birthday

this way, when the actual day arrives, there might be at least one person who will dedicate a thread in honor of my birthday

angel
01-04-2006, 03:08 PM
as of right now, there is

7 days, 9 hours, 54 minutes until I'm 26 years old

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:08 PM
Mer and I are just going to hijack this and make it about us.

Saulbadguy
01-04-2006, 03:09 PM
Happy Birthday.

There, now I don't need to remember it.

chop
01-04-2006, 03:09 PM
I'm sure you'll be able to get a birthday spanking from many of the members here.

Katipan
01-04-2006, 03:09 PM
Happy early birthday Endelt!!!

Simply Red
01-04-2006, 03:10 PM
Mer and I are just going to hijack this and make it about us.

See me. I am puking yellow. Go ahead feed off each other more. ROFL

Phobia
01-04-2006, 03:24 PM
You're 26?

I'm gonna stop feeling guilty about hitting on you now.

angel
01-04-2006, 03:24 PM
Happy early birthday Endelt!!!
my birthday is first

angel
01-04-2006, 03:25 PM
You're 26?

I'm gonna stop feeling guilty about hitting on you now.
I'm not 26 yet


7 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes until I'm 26

tk13
01-04-2006, 03:26 PM
Mer and I are just going to hijack this and make it about us.
I don't know what you see in her anyway. Her face is too blurry.

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:26 PM
Well, there goes another fantasy. 26?

Katipan
01-04-2006, 03:26 PM
See me. I am puking yellow. Go ahead feed off each other more. ROFL

If I didn't think Angel wasn't just the sweetest girl here, I'd use her thread to tell you how very much I'd love to see your nuts deep fat fried.

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:27 PM
Mer and I are just going to hijack this and make it about us.

What is the ethnicity of the female in your avatar?

angel
01-04-2006, 03:27 PM
Well, there goes another fantasy. 26?
not yet

still got 7 days, 9 hours and 34 min to go

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:29 PM
Happy early birthday Endelt!!!
Happy birthday last month, Mer!

Hey, you're only a few weeks older than Angel.

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:29 PM
my birthday is first
You remembered my birthday?

Awwwww.

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:29 PM
not yet

still got 7 days, 9 hours and 34 min to go

Well, yeah.

But the dirty, old man thing isn't linear. After 18, DOM fantasy strength decreases exponentially with the female's age.

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:30 PM
What is the ethnicity of the female in your avatar?
Uh... light brown.

DeepSouth
01-04-2006, 03:31 PM
Aren't you a little old to be wearing a Catholic School Girl Uniform?

Skip Towne
01-04-2006, 03:31 PM
If I didn't think Angel wasn't just the sweetest girl here, I'd use her thread to tell you how very much I'd love to see your nuts deep fat fried.
She may be the sweetest but she isn't the smartest. Did you see her that time she put her head in an alligator's mouth?

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:32 PM
Uh... light brown.

Oh. Indian?

angel
01-04-2006, 03:33 PM
She may be the sweetest but she isn't the smartest. Did you see her that time she put her head in an alligator's mouth?
I'm neither sweet nor smart... so there!



7 days, 9 hours, 28 min

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:33 PM
Oh. Indian?
Dot or feather?

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:33 PM
Dot or feather?

Squaw. Never had a squaw.

Katipan
01-04-2006, 03:34 PM
She may be the sweetest but she isn't the smartest. Did you see her that time she put her head in an alligator's mouth?

It's something we all go through in our 25th year.

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 03:34 PM
Mer and I are just going to hijack this and make it about us.


And this will be different from every other thread how?

angel
01-04-2006, 03:34 PM
Aren't you a little old to be wearing a Catholic School Girl Uniform?
It wasn't a Catholic School Girl outfit, and I didn't pick it-- I picked the other one



7 days, 9 hours, 27 min

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:35 PM
Dot or feather?

Based on the picture, I'm guessing a full B cup as well.

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 03:35 PM
I'm neither sweet nor smart... so there!



Sounds like most of the girls I date.

angel
01-04-2006, 03:36 PM
And this will be different from every other thread how?
I'm not going to let it happen

I'm going to keep it all about me

ME!!!



7 days, 9 hours, 25 min

DeepSouth
01-04-2006, 03:36 PM
It wasn't a Catholic School Girl outfit, and I didn't pick it-- I picked the other one



7 days, 9 hours, 27 min
Let's see the other one?

Ari Chi3fs
01-04-2006, 03:36 PM
Just think angel, if you had a website, you could pull this crap there...

:cuss: Simplex!!1

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:36 PM
Squaw. Never had a squaw.
Nope.

Dartgod
01-04-2006, 03:37 PM
since I've been here a few years, and I've never seen a birthday thread dedicated to me...
Hehe, I've had three of them.....just in the past 6 months.

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:37 PM
Based on the picture, I'm guessing a full B cup as well.
Her boobs aren't even in that picture.

angel
01-04-2006, 03:37 PM
Just think angel, if you had a website, you could pull this crap there...

:cuss: Simplex!!1
yeah... damn him and his saying that he'll make me a website and then not doing it and leaving up that horrible picture for all time...


7 days, 9 hours, 24 min

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:38 PM
Nope.

Hmm. A mutt?

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:38 PM
I'm not going to let it happen

I'm going to keep it all about me

ME!!!



7 days, 9 hours, 25 min
I'm too powerful. I've been hijacking threads for years. This thread will be about what I say...

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:39 PM
Her boobs aren't even in that picture.

I know. Based I what I can see in the picture.

I'm right, aren't I.

Katipan
01-04-2006, 03:39 PM
I wish I could discern penis size by staring at the top of a man's head.

I'd be rich.

Dartgod
01-04-2006, 03:39 PM
Squaw. Never had a squaw.
I just realized my last post would have been more interesting had I quoted this instead of Angel's post.

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Hmm. A mutt?
Well... not quite that mixed. But, one parent was white.

angel
01-04-2006, 03:41 PM
I'm too powerful. I've been hijacking threads for years. This thread will be about what I say...

I used to hijack threads all the time, and my post count is far less than yours which means that I have hijacked more threads in relation to post count than you have... I say it has something to do with breasts-- and I haven't even shown them-- imagine what would happen if I went to the next level... you are no match



7 days, 9 hours, 20 min

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:41 PM
I know. Based I what I can see in the picture.

I'm right, aren't I.
How do you judge that based on what's visible in the picture? Teach me.

KC Dan
01-04-2006, 03:41 PM
I wish I could discern penis size by staring at the top of a man's head.

I'd be rich.
That's humorous, we discern a woman's usefullness by staring at the top of her head!
ROFL

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 03:42 PM
I'm not going to let it happen

I'm going to keep it all about me

ME!!!



7 days, 9 hours, 25 min


Well good luck with that-and Happy B-dAY-I will be the first one to buy you a beer at the Huge CP Birthday bash in your honor.

Bill Lundberg
01-04-2006, 03:44 PM
I used to hijack threads all the time, and my post count is far less than yours which means that I have hijacked more threads in relation to post count than you have... I say it has something to do with breasts-- and I haven't even shown them-- imagine what would happen if I went to the next level... you are no match



7 days, 9 hours, 20 min


It's over now. Endelt doesn't stand a chance.. She mentioned her boobs and the next level for gods sake.

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:44 PM
I used to hijack threads all the time, and my post count is far less than yours which means that I have hijacked more threads in relation to post count than you have... I say it has something to do with breasts-- and I haven't even shown them-- imagine what would happen if I went to the next level... you are no match



7 days, 9 hours, 20 min
As is to be expected from a woman.... flawed logic.

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:44 PM
How do you judge that based on what's visible in the picture? Teach me.

Am I right?

AustinChief
01-04-2006, 03:44 PM
How has this thread gone so far without the requisite...

"This thread is worthless without birthday(suit) pics"

Jeez... you guys are slipping

--Kyle

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:46 PM
Am I right?
Are we just going to answer each other's questions with questions all afternoon?

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:46 PM
How has this thread gone so far without the requisite...

"This thread is worthless without birthday(suit) pics"

Jeez... you guys are slipping

--Kyle
Smart move waiting until the 50th post to join in. Most people might never notice you made an appearance.

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:47 PM
Are we just going to answer each other's questions with questions all afternoon?

ROFL

I can usually tell by a woman's neck size and upper arms. Augmentation excluded, of course.

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 03:47 PM
Are we just going to answer each other's questions with questions all afternoon?


That is a good question that deserves an answer. Do you think it deserves a good answer? That is the real question???

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 03:49 PM
ROFL

I can usually tell by a woman's neck size and upper arms. Augmentation excluded, of course.
Interesting. If I didn't have work to do I'd compile a picture quiz for you.

I have no idea if you're right or not. You'd have to ask Mer.

angel
01-04-2006, 03:49 PM
As is to be expected from a woman.... flawed logic.
I'm sorry all I heard was, "blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp"



7 days, 9 hours, 12 min

Donger
01-04-2006, 03:51 PM
Interesting. If I didn't have work to do I'd compile a picture quiz for you.

I have no idea if you're right or not. You'd have to ask Mer.

Okay.

Cochise
01-04-2006, 03:54 PM
I'm sorry all I heard was, "blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp"



7 days, 9 hours, 12 min

Come on, what did Endelt ever do to you to deserve such an insult? :D

angel
01-04-2006, 03:55 PM
Come on, what did Endelt ever do to you to deserve such an insult? :D
nobody asked you



7 days, 9 hours, 6 min

King_Chief_Fan
01-04-2006, 03:57 PM
since I've been here a few years, and I've never seen a birthday thread dedicated to me, I'm going to designate this thread as a countdown to said birthday

no matter how much people will get annoyed by my constant bumping of this thread, I will continue to update it with a countdown to my upcoming birthday

this way, when the actual day arrives, there might be at least one person who will dedicate a thread in honor of my birthday

What are you......12?
that seems to be about right for this immature post

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 03:58 PM
Angels B-Day Bash- Saturday January 7th at Fat Chance-Independence MO. Starts at 8:30.

Music, pool, beer, and special guest.

Baby Lee
01-04-2006, 04:00 PM
Dot or feather?
Hiyah! Hiyah! or Bibidee bibidee?

bgguitarman
01-04-2006, 04:00 PM
blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp

angel
01-04-2006, 04:00 PM
Angels B-Day Bash- Saturday January 7th at Fat Chance-Independence MO. Starts at 8:30.

Music, pool, beer, and special guest.
I'm busy on the 7th


who's the special guest?




7 days, 9 hours, 1 min

angel
01-04-2006, 04:01 PM
What are you......12?
that seems to be about right for this immature post
I may be immature, but at least I can count




7 days, 9 hours

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 04:03 PM
I guess you will never know.

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 04:05 PM
Angels Chiefs Planet Birthday Bash

January 14th-Saturday. Fat Chance Indepedndence Mo.

Live Band, beer, pool, dancing, and a very special, guest.

Sully
01-04-2006, 04:12 PM
Angels B-Day Bash- Saturday January 7th at Fat Chance-Independence MO. Starts at 8:30.

Music, pool, beer, and special guest.

So I'm at this bar a few months back, and this girl starts mothing off to me, saying stuff like, "Yeah, act like you don't know who I am, asshole," and the like. (I had no idea who she was.) She then tells me how I hit her in the face with a beer bottle and punched her while she was on the ground at Fat Chance once. I honestly had no idea who she was and hadn't been to that place for at least 5 years (or more... not since just after it opened). She kept talking shit and going on and on till I walked off. Made me want to hit her int he face with a beer bottle and punch her to the ground...

That's my Fat Chance story.

Halfcan
01-04-2006, 04:15 PM
So I'm at this bar a few months back, and this girl starts mothing off to me, saying stuff like, "Yeah, act like you don't know who I am, asshole," and the like. (I had no idea who she was.) She then tells me how I hit her in the face with a beer bottle and punched her while she was on the ground at Fat Chance once. I honestly had no idea who she was and hadn't been to that place for at least 5 years (or more... not since just after it opened). She kept talking shit and going on and on till I walked off. Made me want to hit her int he face with a beer bottle and punch her to the ground...

That's my Fat Chance story.

Was her name Barbie?

That is strange-as Fat Chance has only the best patrons-beautiful, smart women-that get even better after each beer.

phisherman
01-04-2006, 04:56 PM
fat chance in independence?
oh my god....

bp

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 06:37 PM
I'm sorry all I heard was, "blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp"



7 days, 9 hours, 12 min
I get that a lot.

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 06:39 PM
Hey, Fat Chance is a pretty classy establishment. Y'know... compared to Wild Stallion.

mcan
01-04-2006, 06:43 PM
Oh crap... Now if I start a thread for you it'll seem like I'm only doing it because you said to...

:banghead:

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 06:45 PM
Oh crap... Now if I start a thread for you it'll seem like I'm only doing it because you said to...

:banghead:
So? Isn't the key to dealing with women making them believe whatever you're doing was their idea? And, for that matter... when you convince them to do something, convince 'em it was their idea, too.

sedated
01-04-2006, 06:50 PM
I wish I could discern penis size by staring at the top of a man's head.

I'd be rich.


You might not be rich, but you'd be happy.

angel
01-04-2006, 06:51 PM
again, it's just a bunch of "blah, blah, blah, I'm a stupid whore" is that all you guys talk about?



7 days, 6 hours, 10 min

ENDelt260
01-04-2006, 07:00 PM
You're right. You're not sweet at all.

Mr. Kotter
01-04-2006, 07:21 PM
This thread has potential....but..... :hmmm:

Katipan
01-04-2006, 07:28 PM
post a picture of the top of your head