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Count Zarth
01-04-2006, 09:29 PM
http://www.bangcartoon.com/salisbury.htm

On or about September 7th 2005 on the program known as “Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith”, airing on the ESPN2 television network, a prediction and subsequent promise regarding the upcoming NFL season was made by ESPN analyst Sean Salisbury.


“If the Washington Redskins even make the playoffs, I will walk from Bristol to Washington in January”



Since we know Mr. Salisbury is an honorable man who would never think of breaking a promise to his valued viewing audience, may we suggest a pair of comfortable shoes, and a heavy coat.
Just in case, please remind Mr. Salisbury of his promise.Click below and send him an email. I’m sure he’d love to hear from you.

KChiefs1
01-04-2006, 09:32 PM
Done!

Kclee
01-04-2006, 09:33 PM
About how far is that?

mac58
01-04-2006, 09:36 PM
nice i hate that mofo

dred
01-04-2006, 09:37 PM
About how far is that?
Total Est. Distance: 375.53 miles

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Amnorix
01-04-2006, 09:37 PM
About how far is that?

Yahoo says Bristol, CT to Wash, DC is 336 miles. That's a long, cold walk in January, that's for sure...

dred
01-04-2006, 09:40 PM
I was assuming he was refering to Bristol, TN.

If he was smart he would go with the CT route tho.

Saves him close to 40 miles off his walk.

:)

Sean Salisbury
01-04-2006, 09:42 PM
This is bullshit!!!!!

Merril Hoge
01-04-2006, 09:43 PM
PWNED

Kclee
01-04-2006, 09:47 PM
ROFL

Chris Mortensen
01-04-2006, 09:59 PM
This is bullshit!!!!!

Hey, you made the promise. I suggest you start a diet for that long cold walk.

This should teach you to not make stupid promises while on the air.

dred
01-04-2006, 10:05 PM
This is bullshit!!!!!
I'll put some Zima's on ice for you if you want to make a pitstop along the way in Blacksburg.

Also have two grilles that I can fire up for this occasion.

Does anybody know if Montreal makes a seasoning good for crow?

FAX
01-04-2006, 10:10 PM
Man who walk 300 miles on bet like monkey with dick in Jiff.

F*cking nuts.

FAX OF THE JUNGLE

Ultra Peanut
01-04-2006, 10:14 PM
"See, he was like, 'See you bitches later, that's right!' We call that hubris, that's H-U-B-R-I-S, hubris."

chagrin
01-05-2006, 07:12 AM
heh, I just did this - he's such a tool

Warrior5
01-05-2006, 07:19 AM
PWNED

YOU can keep Salisbury's company during the walk, Hoge. You suck.

Amnorix
01-05-2006, 07:31 AM
I was assuming he was refering to Bristol, TN.

If he was smart he would go with the CT route tho.

Saves him close to 40 miles off his walk.

:)


I know ESPN HQ is in Connecticut, so I assumed Bristol CT. I'm not sure ESPN is in BRISTOL, CT, just somewhere in CT...

Archie F. Swin
01-05-2006, 07:33 AM
Bristol,CT is the home city of the ESPN studios