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Taco John
01-05-2006, 03:07 PM
How could I resist.

Donger
01-05-2006, 03:09 PM
Welcome to the Mer Express: About a 30 second trip...

And most wouldn't even last that long.

tk13
01-05-2006, 03:09 PM
Does that include the 15 seconds it takes to remove ENDelt's limp drunken body off of her?

Claynus
01-05-2006, 03:10 PM
30 seconds? really?

Katipan
01-05-2006, 03:15 PM
It's extra if you hit 31+

dirk digler
01-05-2006, 03:16 PM
She couldn't handle my 30 seconds

Baby Lee
01-05-2006, 03:18 PM
http://www.jasonbatemanfansite.com/Pictures/Michael&Son.jpg
Her?

siberian khatru
01-05-2006, 03:20 PM
It's extra if you hit 31+

Substantial penalty for early withdrawal?

Iowanian
01-05-2006, 03:22 PM
I think they have a creme that is supposed to help you with that problem speed racer.

Katipan
01-05-2006, 03:32 PM
She couldn't handle my 30 seconds

Suffocation and dementia?

Baby Lee
01-05-2006, 03:33 PM
Isn't this kind of talk a little premature so soon after the recent mining disaster?

Taco John
01-05-2006, 03:36 PM
Isn't this kind of talk a little premature so soon after the recent mining disaster?



Disaster? I heard they lived?

Inspector
01-05-2006, 03:38 PM
hehe..

Mer's cool.

Cool and funny.

Yeah, I usually suck up to girls.

I like girls.

Claynus
01-05-2006, 03:38 PM
Disaster? I heard they lived?

One of them died.

mike_b_284
01-05-2006, 03:39 PM
that's a bad taco... bad taco!

Taco John
01-05-2006, 03:40 PM
The one that died. I heard it was because he divided the holey land. Serves him right.

Baby Lee
01-05-2006, 03:40 PM
that's a bad taco... bad taco!
I assume you were referring to Mer.

Taco John
01-05-2006, 03:41 PM
Ah crap! Now you went and done it!

Donger
01-05-2006, 03:41 PM
Just imagine the speed of her hummers.

Taco John
01-05-2006, 03:42 PM
And we have lift off... Next stop, the dimension of the Hall of Fame...

Katipan
01-05-2006, 03:46 PM
I've never had a miner divide my holy land.

Baby Lee
01-05-2006, 03:47 PM
I've never had a miner divide my holy land.
Have you ever given a veteran your pie?

Donger
01-05-2006, 03:50 PM
I've never had a miner divide my holy land.

What about a spelunker?

Baby Lee
01-05-2006, 03:51 PM
What about a spelunker?
Always keep a towel handy for all that spelunker.

Katipan
01-05-2006, 03:54 PM
What about a spelunker?

**** off before I send my boyfriend to **** your wife.

Donger
01-05-2006, 03:58 PM
**** off before I send my boyfriend to **** your wife.

ROFL

mike_b_284
01-05-2006, 04:02 PM
I wish that is how my girl responded to lude comments

morphius
01-05-2006, 04:05 PM
hehe..

Mer's cool.

Cool and funny.

Yeah, I usually suck up to girls.

I like girls.
If you are sucking, thats not a girl...

ChiefsFire
01-05-2006, 04:09 PM
no thanks

i dont go for sloppy29ths...

Katipan
01-05-2006, 04:13 PM
no thanks

i dont go for sloppy29ths...

But barnyard animals and dead hookers are ok?

Donger
01-05-2006, 04:14 PM
But barnyard animals and dead hookers are ok?

Only if you can warm them up in a microwave.

Simply Red
01-05-2006, 04:16 PM
**** off before I send my boyfriend to **** your wife.


" - . "! ROFL

ChiefsFire
01-05-2006, 04:20 PM
But barnyard animals and dead hookers are ok?
i relegate myself to dead barnyard animals thank you very much

Taco John
01-05-2006, 07:52 PM
Sorry Mommy. It had to be done.

Ralphy Boy
01-05-2006, 08:38 PM
But barnyard animals and dead hookers are ok?

Not to nitpick, but he prefers the dead barnyard animals and dead transvestite hookers.

Oh and you know Emily Rose? He hit that too when she was stuck in the wide eyed bent over backward pose in the middle of her possession. It was really him that she wanted the priest to get out of her, not the demons. Good thing was he lasted only long enough for her to make the call to her Priest and he was long gone by the time that the Priest actually showed up.





having fun with the italics tonight



hee hee hee hee

jjchieffan
01-05-2006, 09:17 PM
I think SDBoltgirl would like to weigh in here. rofl
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132548

ENDelt260
01-05-2006, 09:51 PM
I've never had a miner divide my holy land.
Would you like one to?

jAZ
01-05-2006, 10:00 PM
There's some quality in this thread already... a few more pages of this and it could be HOC material.

Katipan
01-05-2006, 10:18 PM
Not to nitpick, but he prefers the dead barnyard animals and dead transvestite hookers.

Oh and you know Emily Rose? He hit that too when she was stuck in the wide eyed bent over backward pose in the middle of her possession. It was really him that she wanted the priest to get out of her, not the demons. Good thing was he lasted only long enough for her to make the call to her Priest and he was long gone by the time that the Priest actually showed up.


having fun with the italics tonight



hee hee hee hee

I have Priest Holmes highlights in my filthy porn folder.

Is that the same thing?

Katipan
01-05-2006, 10:30 PM
Would you like one to?

Will you wear one of those hats with the light bulb on it?

Nzoner
01-05-2006, 10:32 PM
Will you wear one of those hats with the light bulb on it?

Holy shit there's one a tee.

Taco John
01-05-2006, 10:34 PM
Will you wear one of those hats with the light bulb on it?



Hot damn you're kinky!

Taco John
01-05-2006, 10:59 PM
:)

luv
01-06-2006, 12:28 AM
If you are sucking, thats not a girl...
Depends on what's being sucked. Some sucking is gooooood.

stumppy
01-06-2006, 12:34 AM
:)

ROFL

That was too fuggin funny.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:49 AM
:)

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Taco John again.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:50 AM
Depends on what's being sucked. Some sucking is gooooood.

I'm partial to elbows and the inside of the wrist.

luv
01-06-2006, 12:52 AM
I'm partial to elbows and the inside of the wrist.
Nipples and shoulders.

stumppy
01-06-2006, 12:55 AM
Depends on what's being sucked. Some sucking is gooooood.

My favorite is.....uh....do i really need to say.:)

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:56 AM
My favorite is.....uh....do i really need to say.:)

Yes.

According to Badgirl, you belong to us now.

Taco John
01-06-2006, 12:58 AM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Taco John again.



What are those? B cups?

Katipan
01-06-2006, 01:00 AM
What are those? B cups?

Nurse a baby for 6 years and he still has to ask. :banghead:

Taco John
01-06-2006, 01:01 AM
Rowr!

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 01:02 AM
Nurse a baby for 6 years and he still has to ask. :banghead:
Gravity. The great equalizer.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 01:11 AM
Gravity. The great equalizer.

It's the constant biting the got on my nerves.

Until I broke his jaw.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 01:15 AM
It's the constant biting the got on my nerves.

Until I broke his jaw.
It took you six years?

stumppy
01-06-2006, 01:23 AM
Yes.

According to Badgirl, you belong to us now.

That's right baby. Looks like I'm the new plaything for the planet women.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 01:24 AM
That's right baby. Looks like I'm the new plaything for the planet women.
Take a number and stand in line behind Delt and Taco.

luv
01-06-2006, 01:25 AM
Take a number and stand in line behind Delt and Taco.
I think Mer has those two covered.

stumppy
01-06-2006, 01:26 AM
Take a number and stand in line behind Delt and Taco.

Think I'll just stand behind Mer.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 01:27 AM
I think Mer has those two covered.
Looks like you better step up and take one for the team.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 01:27 AM
Think I'll just stand behind Mer.
That's a good way to lose a testicle.

stumppy
01-06-2006, 01:35 AM
That's a good way to lose a testicle.

Or loosen up a couple of them.

Taco John
01-06-2006, 03:14 AM
http://img1.vunct.net/albums/JP-Patches/disneygraffiti.jpg

ENDelt260
01-06-2006, 09:24 AM
Will you wear one of those hats with the light bulb on it?
What my baby wants, my baby gets.

ENDelt260
01-06-2006, 09:26 AM
Take a number and stand in line behind Delt and Taco.
I don't want to be in the same line as Taco. I know I don't want to follow him... and I sure as shit don't trust him behind me.

Baby Lee
01-06-2006, 09:59 AM
I don't want to be in the same line as Taco. I know I don't want to follow him... and I sure as shit don't trust him behind me.
Jumping on a bandwagon is one thing, pulling a Taco train is quite another.
Endelt hears whispered in his ear "if I don't blow this load in 30, it'll be a colassal failure. When I grab your shoulders, prepare for my second level burst." ROFL ROFL

Katipan
01-06-2006, 10:10 AM
Think I'll just stand behind Mer.

This is the line for the free clinic.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 10:13 AM
Looks like you better step up and take one for the team.

I'm going to run a class on how to be a sexy cocky flirt on the Internet.
You sit in the first row.

morphius
01-06-2006, 10:16 AM
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2003/03-24-terry.jpg
All abord the Mer train! Woo! Woo!

luv
01-06-2006, 10:18 AM
Just had to get this past 69 replies.

morphius
01-06-2006, 10:21 AM
Just had to get this past 69 replies.
Well, you were a bit slow, but I will not hold it against you.

luv
01-06-2006, 10:22 AM
Well, you were a bit slow, but I will not hold it against you.
In the Lounge it was showing it with 69 replies. My last post made it 70. I wasn't talking about posts in the thread.

morphius
01-06-2006, 10:25 AM
In the Lounge it was showing it with 69 replies. My last post made it 70. I wasn't talking about posts in the thread.
Were you just jealous that I 69'd Mer?

luv
01-06-2006, 10:28 AM
Were you just jealous that I 69'd Mer?
Yeah. That's it.

Baby Lee
01-06-2006, 10:31 AM
Were you just jealous that I 69'd Mer?
Ahh so. The ancient Asian art of Tu-Khan Chu!!!

morphius
01-06-2006, 10:33 AM
Yeah. That's it.
Hehe, I figured to find something much more insulting, lol!

luv
01-06-2006, 10:34 AM
Hehe, I figured to find something much more insulting, lol!
Nah, I'm not that much fun. :p

Katipan
01-06-2006, 10:35 AM
Jumping on a bandwagon is one thing, pulling a Taco train is quite another.
Endelt hears whispered in his ear "if I don't blow this load in 30, it'll be a colassal failure. When I grab your shoulders, prepare for my second level burst." ROFL ROFL

Taco will need 3 backs to give me what Endelt gives me with his blockers.

Baby Lee
01-06-2006, 10:40 AM
Taco will need 3 backs to give me what Endelt gives me with his blockers.
http://www.brodystevens.com/headlines/walter.jpg

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 10:55 AM
I'm going to run a class on how to be a sexy cocky flirt on the Internet.
You sit in the first row.
Only if you promise to wear the school girl outfit with the really short skirt.

chagrin
01-06-2006, 11:21 AM
Were you just jealous that I 69'd Mer?


You should just be careful she don't just turn real quick, you'll end up tonguing delt's ass

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:16 PM
Only if you promise to wear the school girl outfit with the really short skirt.

No spit balls.

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/tiny.jpg

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 12:22 PM
No spit balls.

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/tiny.jpg
Spit balls? There's a, "Say, isn't that YOUR job?" joke in there somewhere.

Those colors on that skirt hurt my eyes too.

Try something like this and get back to me.

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/naughtyschoolgirl.jpg

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:24 PM
Spit balls? There's a, "Say, isn't that YOUR job?" joke in there somewhere.

Those colors on that skirt hurt my eyes too.

Try something like this and get back to me.

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/naughtyschoolgirl.jpg

You're as shitty a Chiefs fan as you are a flirt.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 12:43 PM
You're as shitty a Chiefs fan as you are a flirt.
I have zero desire to flirt with you. You're married, you have Delt drooling all over you on every thread and Taco seems to be sniffing his way up your leg as well. Just a tad bit too crowded in there for me. Thanks for the front row invitation but I'll pass.

Oh, and I've most likely been a fan longer than you've been alive.

Donger
01-06-2006, 12:46 PM
No spit balls.

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/tiny.jpg

That's not your ass.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 12:47 PM
That's not your ass.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:48 PM
I have zero desire to flirt with you. You're married, you have Delt drooling all over you on every thread and Taco seems to be sniffing his way up your leg as well. Just a tad bit too crowded in there for me. Thanks for the front row invitation but I'll pass.

Oh, and I've most likely been a fan longer than you've been alive.


Wassa madda honey? A little close to home?

I was commenting on the skirt being Chiefs colors.
Wanna show me what a big bad fan you are?

Show me what a big bad flirt you are.

Find one post to a girl on these forums that doesn't show you as an inept, spineless, loser, kissup.

You can bet End flirts with me because we're close in real life. Taco, because I gave birth to him and because he's making up for ignoring me for 2 years. Maybe when you meet a girl that doesn't wanna stay as far from you as possible, you'll understand.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:49 PM
That's not your ass.

You know I love proving things to you in PM.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 12:51 PM
Wassa madda honey? A little close to home?

I was commenting on the skirt being Chiefs colors.
Wanna show me what a big bad fan you are?

Show me what a big bad flirt you are.

Find one post to a girl on these forums that doesn't show you as an inept, spineless, loser, kissup.

You can bet End flirts with me because we're close in real life. Taco, because I gave birth to him and because he's making up for ignoring me for 2 years. Maybe when you meet a girl that doesn't wanna stay as far from you as possible, you'll understand.
What color is the sky in your world?

Katipan
01-06-2006, 12:52 PM
What color is the sky in your world?

can we get engaged?

Donger
01-06-2006, 12:53 PM
You know I love proving things to you in PM.

Hang on; I need my props first.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 12:56 PM
can we get engaged?
:shake:

That would mean living together first. From what I've read, your lifestyle would cost me my job from second hand THC intake. Unless ...

Will you give up the weed for me?

Taco John
01-06-2006, 12:59 PM
:shake:

That would mean living together first. From what I've read, your lifestyle would cost me my job from second hand THC intake. Unless ...

Will you give up the weed for me?



http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/757654/doofus.jpg

ENDelt260
01-06-2006, 01:04 PM
That would mean living together first. From what I've read, your lifestyle would cost me my job from second hand THC intake.

You'd still piss clean.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 01:05 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/757654/doofus.jpg
Yay! Taco is cool! He can post a picture!

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/3030/dickhead0mk.jpg

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:50 PM
He can post a picture!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=51335&stc=1

ChiefsFire
01-06-2006, 08:25 PM
Wassa madda honey? A little close to home?

I was commenting on the skirt being Chiefs colors.
Wanna show me what a big bad fan you are?

Show me what a big bad flirt you are.

Find one post to a girl on these forums that doesn't show you as an inept, spineless, loser, kissup.

You can bet End flirts with me because we're close in real life. Taco, because I gave birth to him and because he's making up for ignoring me for 2 years. Maybe when you meet a girl that doesn't wanna stay as far from you as possible, you'll understand.
whoawhoa whoa

back the freakin train up.....

you gave birth to Taco????

Katipan
01-06-2006, 08:32 PM
whoawhoa whoa

back the freakin train up.....

you gave birth to Taco????

It really wasn't that big of a deal.
I totally had an epidural.

ChiefsFire
01-06-2006, 08:34 PM
did they haveta fillet the cooch to extract him?

Katipan
01-06-2006, 08:35 PM
did they haveta fillet the cooch to extract him?

I was too drunk and high. I had to have a C-section.

ChiefsFire
01-06-2006, 08:35 PM
I was too drunk and high. I had to have a C-section.
haha

thats why he turned out to be a Donk fan

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 09:50 PM
haha

thats why he turned out to be a Donk fan







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