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4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:35 PM
I don't know who this Republican Senator Bill Alter is but I'd sure like his phone number or home address. The bastard.


Jefferson City, MO -- The beer you buy at the grocery store may not be cold much longer! A state lawmaker in Missouri wants to raise the temperature of beer sold at grocery and convenience stores all over the Show-Me State.

Republican Senator Bill Alter of High Ridge says he believes limiting the sales of cold beer would cut down on drunk driving.

Alter has introduced a bill that would take away the liquor licenses of groceries and convenience stores that sold beer colder than 60 degrees.

Prospects for the measure seem lukewarm. Other lawmakers and a convenience store trade group have come out against it.

Alter says the idea came from a Jefferson County fifth-grader who took part in a program for elementary students about state government.

http://www.wdaftv4.com/fullstory.asp?ID=12123

mike_b_284
01-06-2006, 05:36 PM
nevermind the senator. If I ever find that damn fifth grader..... :cuss:

Rausch
01-06-2006, 05:37 PM
I need the exercise anyway.

A nice 5 block walk might do me some good...

KcMizzou
01-06-2006, 05:37 PM
Alter says the idea came from a Jefferson County fifth-grader who took part in a program for elementary students about state government.
Damned meddling kids!
:cuss:

SNR
01-06-2006, 05:37 PM
About as much as I want cold coffee.

Seriously, iced coffee is nasty ass shit

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:38 PM
nevermind the senator. If I ever find that damn fifth grader..... :cuss:
To quote Obi Wan Kanobi, "Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

ENDelt260
01-06-2006, 05:38 PM
Well, if I ever move back to Missouri I guess I'll have to bring my jet powered cooler.

Hydrae
01-06-2006, 05:39 PM
I guess he wants to kick Coors out of the state then. Since it is not pastuerized it has to be kept refrigerated at all times. It is shipped in refrigerated trucks and distributors have to have huge walk in coolers to store it in until delivery to the retailer.

Rausch
01-06-2006, 05:39 PM
To quote Obi Wan Kanobi, "Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

To quote Anakin, "DIE YOU LITTLE ****ER! DIE!1!!"

mike_b_284
01-06-2006, 05:40 PM
I know a liquor store in Lawrence that has a tub of 33 degree water that is garunteed to make any drink ice cold (almost) in five minutes or less. They could put those outside of the store and solve the problem.

Donger
01-06-2006, 05:40 PM
I think that in Oklahoma even full-blown liquor stores cannot sell cold beer.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:40 PM
To quote Anakin, "DIE YOU LITTLE ****ER! DIE!1!!"
Stop that. You're scaring me.

Rausch
01-06-2006, 05:40 PM
Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...

banyon
01-06-2006, 05:41 PM
I guess he wants to kick Coors out of the state then. Since it is not pastuerized it has to be kept refrigerated at all times. It is shipped in refrigerated trucks and distributors have to have huge walk in coolers to store it in until delivery to the retailer.


That's true...MO is rife with Budweiser $$. Thanks, it makes sense now.

Rausch
01-06-2006, 05:42 PM
Stop that. You're scaring me.


Vote Progressive fascist in 2012!

Miles
01-06-2006, 05:43 PM
Hmm drunk driving is caused by cold beer sold at stores. Makes sense to me...

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:43 PM
I know a liquor store in Lawrence that has a tub of 33 degree water that is garunteed to make any drink ice cold (almost) in five minutes or less. They could put those outside of the store and solve the problem.
I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Chan93lx50
01-06-2006, 05:44 PM
Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...


Really? thanks for the tip!

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:45 PM
Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...
Wive's tale. Alcohol is alcohol.

Alcohol is the only liquid that is absorbed directly through the stomach lining. Doesnt matter what you eat or drink before, during or after the alcohol consumtion either.

Donger
01-06-2006, 05:45 PM
I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Just put some in your freezer. It's colder than the fridge side. And, the bottles explode if you leave them in for too long.

Something about beer expanding when it turns to ice, or some such crap.

mike_b_284
01-06-2006, 05:46 PM
I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Good point, that is probably supercooled salt water to keep it from freezing. Didn't think of that.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:46 PM
Vote Progressive fascist in 2012!
[falling for old jedi mind trick] I think I'll vote Progressive facist in 2012! [/falling for old jedi mind trick]

Bob Dole
01-06-2006, 05:47 PM
Woo hoo! Skunky beer all around!

Dipshit.

Cochise
01-06-2006, 05:48 PM
I guess he wants to kick Coors out of the state then. Since it is not pastuerized it has to be kept refrigerated at all times. It is shipped in refrigerated trucks and distributors have to have huge walk in coolers to store it in until delivery to the retailer.

My dad works for a railroad in KC, and says that Coors ships beer in refrigerated rail cars in the same fashion. He says they pay a lot of extra money to get their stuff first priority on the tracks and stuff, so that it arrives as fresh as possible.

Donger
01-06-2006, 05:49 PM
I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Peh. Sea water freezes at -2C.

Baconeater
01-06-2006, 05:52 PM
Typical political hypocrisy. They act like alcohol is such a bad thing, but they sure love the tax revenue it brings in.

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 05:52 PM
Peh. Sea water freezes at -2C.
Can't say that I've ever put sea water in my cooler before. You sir, are truly a bastion of worthless information. :p

Donger
01-06-2006, 05:55 PM
Can't say that I've ever put sea water in my cooler before. You sir, are truly a bastion of worthless information. :p

I only know because my mother used to make us swim in the f*cking North Sea when I was a boy.

Rausch
01-06-2006, 05:56 PM
Wive's tale. Alcohol is alcohol.

Alcohol is the only liquid that is absorbed directly through the stomach lining. Doesnt matter what you eat or drink before, during or after the alcohol consumtion either.


....

Temperature of the drink. Warm alcohol is absorbed quicker than cold alcohol.

http://members.tripod.com/mumnet/action/action004.htm

http://www.silcom.com/~sbadp/effects/bac.htm

the Talking Can
01-06-2006, 05:57 PM
5th graders are idiots.

mike_b_284
01-06-2006, 05:58 PM
I know if you spin a beer in a cooler with icewater in it, it gets cold real quick

Katipan
01-06-2006, 05:58 PM
So a warm alcohol enema would be the quickest?

Rausch
01-06-2006, 05:59 PM
So a warm alcohol enema would be the quickest?

You ever pour alcohol on a cut?...

Chan93lx50
01-06-2006, 05:59 PM
I know when I leave Iowa I always forget that the grocery stores in other states don't sell Hard liquor. So here I usually run to HyVee, Walmart, Target and buy a bottle of Wisky

Hell when I was in Oklahoma I bought some Gin and they told me I had to go to a grocery store to buy Tonic water, WTF?

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:01 PM
I know if you spin a beer in a cooler with icewater in it, it gets cold real quick

Is that centripetal or centrifugal?

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:01 PM
You ever pour alcohol on a cut?...

Only during foreplay

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 06:01 PM
You ever pour alcohol on a cut?...
Pour alcohol on her WHAT!!!?

Oh ... you said cut. Nevermind.

Dave Lane
01-06-2006, 06:03 PM
I like the idea. Put it in the freezer if you need it colder quicker.

Dave

seclark
01-06-2006, 06:03 PM
when i'm up in my tree stand, w/a loaded gun before sunrise, i prefer my beer pi$$ warm.
sec

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:03 PM
So a warm alcohol enema would be the quickest?

Hey. Where's the ass picture, you tease?

Pfft. Never leave Donger with a semi.

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:04 PM
I like the idea. Put it in the freezer if you need it colder quicker.

Dave

Are you being serious?

Rausch
01-06-2006, 06:04 PM
Only during foreplay

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:06 PM
Hey. Where's the ass picture, you tease?

Pfft. Never leave Donger with a semi.

I'm only allowed if I get pictures of your wife's tits in exchange.

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:08 PM
I'm only allowed if I get pictures of your wife's tits in exchange.

Victoria's Secret catalog, circa 1997.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:11 PM
Victoria's Secret catalog, circa 1997.

You married Tyra Banks?

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:12 PM
You married Tyra Banks?

That idiot? No.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:14 PM
That idiot? No.

Put your wife on a plane and send her to me.

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:16 PM
Put your wife on a plane and send her to me.

Why?

Nick Athan
01-06-2006, 06:17 PM
Our you the "Donger" that 610 sports has mentioned in a promo their?

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:20 PM
Why?

I wanna know who she is and you're being coy.

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:21 PM
I wanna know who she is and you're being coy.

I posted a picture a while back.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:24 PM
I posted a picture a while back.

Great. Now all I need is some sad man that compulsively collected every edition since 1997.


hmm. 4th and long?

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 06:30 PM
Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...





taking a road trip, forgot the cooler, nothing wrong with warm beer.....:D

Adept Havelock
01-06-2006, 06:30 PM
Doesn't bother me at all. The nectar called Guinness Stout should be served at room temp.

The carbonated barley based soda pop that passes for beer here...yes, that stuff does need to be chilled.

Dayze
01-06-2006, 06:35 PM
this is ridiculous.
I guess I'll just buy Vodka.

Should be another 20 years before the POS State reps/Senators find a way to ban that.

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:37 PM
Great. Now all I need is some sad man that compulsively collected every edition since 1997.


hmm. 4th and long?

I'm just kidding, Mer. She worked for them as a regional manager. She was, however, asked if she'd like to audition for a shoot. Since she's extremely humble about her figure and looks, she declined.

The picture I posted was just a family shot.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:38 PM
I'm just kidding, Mer. She worked for them as a regional manager. She was, however, asked if she'd like to audition for a shoot. Since she's extremely humble about her figure and looks, she declined.

The picture I posted was just a family shot.

:cuss:

Donger
01-06-2006, 06:39 PM
:cuss:

I don't understand why you're angry.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 06:42 PM
I don't understand why you're angry.

you know how fond I am of liars on the internet :D

HemiEd
01-06-2006, 06:44 PM
Prospects for the measure seem lukewarm.
http://www.wdaftv4.com/fullstory.asp?ID=12123

ROFL I was in Germany the early part of December and drank a lot of beer with a local man named Joseph. He would put his draw of beer in a pitcher of hot water to heat it up.

Logical
01-06-2006, 06:53 PM
Peh. Sea water freezes at -2C.I don't know how it works but adding salt to ice makes the transfer properties for cooling work faster. This is the reason you add salt to the ice when you make homemade icecream. Perhaps someone can explain why it works, I just know it does.

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 06:54 PM
ROFL I was in Germany the early part of December and drank a lot of beer with a local man named Joseph. He would put his draw of beer in a pitcher of hot water to heat it up.










when I was overseas everything was warm, even the milk, not to bad if it's all you have.......:D

Skip Towne
01-06-2006, 06:56 PM
when I was overseas everything was warm, even the milk, not to bad if it's all you have.......:D
What were you doing overseas? Starting wars?

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 07:01 PM
What were you doing overseas? Starting wars?








Of course.....:D


















I was in the army.....:shrug:

FAX
01-06-2006, 07:02 PM
I don't know how it works but adding salt to ice makes the transfer properties for cooling work faster. This is the reason you add salt to the ice when you make homemade icecream. Perhaps someone can explain why it works, I just know it does.

water freezes at 0 degrees Celsius (32 degrees Fahrenheit).

salt lowers the freezing threshold.

for example, a 10% water/salt solution freeze point is -6 degrees Celsius.

when you are making ice cream, the lower the temperature, the faster the ice cream freezes. Ergo, the common use of salt.

same deal with beer.

ice cream and beer have a lot in common, now that i think about it.

FAX

Katipan
01-06-2006, 07:03 PM
they're both panty droppers

Skip Towne
01-06-2006, 07:04 PM
Of course.....:D


















I was in the army.....:shrug:
How long were you in? Where were you stationed?

FAX
01-06-2006, 07:06 PM
they're both panty droppers

just so, ms. mer.

i note the difficulty in maintaining original panty position when beer and ice cream are available.

FAX

Bwana
01-06-2006, 07:06 PM
I don't know how it works but adding salt to ice makes the transfer properties for cooling work faster. This is the reason you add salt to the ice when you make homemade icecream. Perhaps someone can explain why it works, I just know it does.

http://van.hep.uiuc.edu/van/qa/section/States_of_Matter_and_Energy/Melting_and_Freezing/20020310011326.htm

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 07:09 PM
How long were you in? Where were you stationed?










ROFL....you know I don't put personal stuff like that on this board.....read the pm......:D

HemiEd
01-06-2006, 07:12 PM
when I was overseas everything was warm, even the milk, not to bad if it's all you have.......:D


Yep, I always make a dive for some ICE at the airport, seems to be the only place you can get it.

Count Alex's Wins
01-06-2006, 07:23 PM
To quote Obi Wan Kanobi, "Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

Who's Obi Wan Kanobi?

FAX
01-06-2006, 07:27 PM
oh bee wanka no bee.

chocolate bar with imitation honey flavor.

and almonds.

guaranteed to make women want to drop panty.

FAX

Skip Towne
01-06-2006, 07:40 PM
I also like heat. Not the kind than burns down shanties but the kind that brings down panties.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 07:44 PM
I also like heat. Not the kind than burns down shanties but the kind that brings down panties.

gonorrhea??

4th and Long
01-06-2006, 07:45 PM
bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, etc.

Chiefsrocker
01-06-2006, 07:47 PM
We did a gig at a bar last summer, and all they had to cool the beer down outside was a big livestock tank and added ice. They bartenders then added rock salt to the ice, and added the beer. Later in the afternoon and evening, it was probably 90 or so out and the beer was very cold. So cold, it was slushy. Now here in Kansas, if the bar doesnt have the license to sell hard liquor and such, they can only sell beer, and it is what it called 3.2% beer. I have no idea what the difference between 3.2% beer and strong beer is here in Kansas, but the #.2% beer got really slushy in the salt water "bathe". And the beer tasted really salty. Wasnt a very good idea, unless you like salty, slushy beer. :p



In fact, it almost tasted as bad as Budweiser!:toast:

FAX
01-06-2006, 08:05 PM
doesn't salty livestock tank water makes your eyes sting when you're bobbing for beers?

FAX

Skip Towne
01-06-2006, 08:08 PM
gonorrhea??
What? No, like Mer and Endelt are in heat.

Katipan
01-06-2006, 08:15 PM
What? No, like Mer and Endelt are in heat.

I'm using him to get to you.

Donger
01-06-2006, 08:47 PM
ROFL....you know I don't put personal stuff like that on this board.....read the pm......:D

Says the vacuous NASCAR gangbang slut.

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 09:15 PM
Says the vacuous NASCAR gangbang slut.





I told you I liked nascar..you made up the rest....:shrug::rolleyes:

chiefs4me
01-06-2006, 09:17 PM
hmm, I thought we came to an understanding..or did you forget where that ignore button was...:shrug:

Logical
01-06-2006, 10:15 PM
We did a gig at a bar last summer, and all they had to cool the beer down outside was a big livestock tank and added ice. They bartenders then added rock salt to the ice, and added the beer. Later in the afternoon and evening, it was probably 90 or so out and the beer was very cold. So cold, it was slushy. Now here in Kansas, if the bar doesnt have the license to sell hard liquor and such, they can only sell beer, and it is what it called 3.2% beer. I have no idea what the difference between 3.2% beer and strong beer is here in Kansas, but the #.2% beer got really slushy in the salt water "bathe". And the beer tasted really salty. Wasnt a very good idea, unless you like salty, slushy beer. :p



In fact, it almost tasted as bad as Budweiser!:toast:

3.2% beer is only 3.2% alcohol and has a higher water content. The slushy part was the frozen water molecules with a little hops mixed in, alcohol freezes at a much lower temperature. Strong beer in Kansas is typically 5% alcohol. Many foreign beers are much greater in alcohol content 7% being about the lowest.

Skip Towne
01-06-2006, 10:25 PM
I had a beer man explain to me that 3.2 beer isn't necessarily 3.2. It is NOT MORE THAN 3.2 to comply with the law. It can be 2.6 or 2.8 but not more than 3.2. I've bought it from C stores (cold) here in Oklahoma and warm (5%) from liquor store and I can't tell the difference. But the beer snobs probably can.

Logical
01-06-2006, 11:00 PM
I had a beer man explain to me that 3.2 beer isn't necessarily 3.2. It is NOT MORE THAN 3.2 to comply with the law. It can be 2.6 or 2.8 but not more than 3.2. I've bought it from C stores (cold) here in Oklahoma and warm (5%) from liquor store and I can't tell the difference. But the beer snobs probably can.You basically cannot taste alcohol (it is impure if you can) so they just imagine they can. The percentage only gets you drunk faster.

luv
01-07-2006, 01:19 AM
Republican Senator Bill Alter of High Ridge says he believes limiting the sales of cold beer would cut down on drunk driving.
Highly doubtful. Although, the sale of small coolers and bags of ice would increase.

pr_capone
01-07-2006, 05:18 AM
I don't know who this Republican Senator Bill Alter is but I'd sure like his phone number or home address. The bastard.

As found on http://www.senate.mo.gov/05info/senalpha.htm

Senator District Office Capitol Phone
Bill Alter R-22 429 (573) 751-1492


:thumb:

greg63
01-07-2006, 06:27 AM
As found on http://www.senate.mo.gov/05info/senalpha.htm

Senator District Office Capitol Phone
Bill Alter R-22 429 (573) 751-1492


:thumb:
Sig size hint. :D

greg63
01-07-2006, 06:31 AM
I don't know who this Republican Senator Bill Alter is but I'd sure like his phone number or home address. The bastard.


Jefferson City, MO -- The beer you buy at the grocery store may not be cold much longer! A state lawmaker in Missouri wants to raise the temperature of beer sold at grocery and convenience stores all over the Show-Me State.

Republican Senator Bill Alter of High Ridge says he believes limiting the sales of cold beer would cut down on drunk driving.

Alter has introduced a bill that would take away the liquor licenses of groceries and convenience stores that sold beer colder than 60 degrees.

Prospects for the measure seem lukewarm. Other lawmakers and a convenience store trade group have come out against it.

Alter says the idea came from a Jefferson County fifth-grader who took part in a program for elementary students about state government.

http://www.wdaftv4.com/fullstory.asp?ID=12123
Yup! I hate lukewarm anything.

alanm
01-07-2006, 07:09 AM
Typical political hypocrisy. They act like alcohol is such a bad thing, but they sure love the tax revenue it brings in.
You may apply that hypocrisy 50 fold and raise it 100 when talking about cigarettes. :shake:

Donger
01-07-2006, 09:19 AM
hmm, I thought we came to an understanding..or did you forget where that ignore button was...:shrug:

As usual, you're wrong. I've never agreed to anything with you and I've never utilized the ignore feature with any poster.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 09:31 AM
As usual, you're wrong. I've never agreed to anything with you and I've never utilized the ignore feature with any poster.
SHOCKING I SAY! SHOCKING! ROFL

StcChief
01-07-2006, 09:37 AM
I see alot of ice being sold.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 09:38 AM
I see alot of ice being sold.
And salt! Don't foget the salt!