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Rain Man
01-07-2006, 02:32 PM
If you were single and unattached, what would be the greatest barrier that prevents you from obtaining highly personal physical-based favors for money?

Poll coming.

JBucc
01-07-2006, 02:33 PM
My penis getting cut off...maybe.

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 02:33 PM
GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM NOW.

KCJake
01-07-2006, 02:35 PM
A police set-up

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 02:36 PM
herpes

Boozer
01-07-2006, 02:45 PM
The off-chance that ENDelt got there first.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 02:47 PM
The off-chance that ENDelt got there first.
ROFL

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 02:50 PM
The off-chance that ENDelt got there first.
thats friggin funny

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 02:53 PM
Dang. My last option actually should have read, "Damn the whorepedoes."

Miles
01-07-2006, 02:56 PM
Tossup between, Fear of being seen and having reputation damaged and Fear of disease

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 03:02 PM
I picked the disease option, but fear of arrest would be a pretty close second.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:12 PM
Damn the whorepedoes!

chiefs4me
01-07-2006, 03:16 PM
Why pay when you can get it for free.....:shrug:

Kerberos
01-07-2006, 03:17 PM
Damn the whorepedoes!

Is that anything like a heat seaking moisture missle?


.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:18 PM
Why pay when you can get it for free.....:shrug:
You're not paying for the sex. You're paying for her to leave.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:19 PM
You're not paying for the sex. You're paying for her to leave.
yo Delt

whys that hos face blurred out?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:20 PM
yo Delt

whys that hos face blurred out?
There's a lot of creepy people on the Internet.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 03:21 PM
There's a lot of creepy people on the Internet.

...and one of them may be her husband.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:22 PM
There's a lot of creepy people on the Internet.



who is she???

you manho

Katipan
01-07-2006, 03:22 PM
yo Delt

whys that hos face blurred out?

You kiss f@ggots with that mouth?

chiefs4me
01-07-2006, 03:24 PM
...and one of them may be her husband.






ROFL

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:25 PM
You kiss f@ggots with that mouth?
are you jealous that Delt finds me more attractive than you sweety?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:25 PM
are you jealous that Delt finds me more attractive than you sweety?
You've got it backwards again. Mer's hotter than you. You give the better blowjob.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:27 PM
You've got it backwards again. Mer's hotter than you. You give the better blowjob.
ive always been satisfied with her blowjobs..

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:28 PM
ive always been satisfied with her blowjobs..
It's not a "blowjob" when she blows you a kiss from across the room.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 03:30 PM
It's not a "blowjob" when she blows you a kiss from across the room.

Strange. The wife seems to swear that is what it means.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Strange. The wife seems to swear that is what it means.
You poor, poor man.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:31 PM
i was taught a blowjob is when you shove ur shaft down their throat til ya feel their lungs

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:32 PM
i was taught a blowjob is when you shove ur shaft down their throat til ya feel their lungs
You're going down the wrong pipe. When you come, you're gonna kill her.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 03:33 PM
This thread has degraded from its original intent, which is actually kind of difficult to do. I'm impressed.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:34 PM
This thread has degraded from its original intent, which is actually kind of difficult to do. I'm impressed.
Thank you.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:34 PM
This thread has degraded from its original intent, which is actually kind of difficult to do. I'm impressed.
we can wreck any thread

guarenteed

Katipan
01-07-2006, 03:35 PM
...and one of them may be her husband.

The Chiefsplanet bookmark is labeled "Oprah"

He'll never find me.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 03:35 PM
This thread has degraded from its original intent, which is actually kind of difficult to do. I'm impressed.

Yeah, forgot that there was actually a question.

My fear would be teh crabs.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:36 PM
Yeah, forgot that there was actually a question.

My fear would be teh crabs.
i got crabs the other nite..








Joes Crab Shack

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 03:36 PM
Wheres the fear of death by AIDS option?

Skip Towne
01-07-2006, 03:36 PM
Why pay when you can get it for free.....:shrug:
Because they expect you to acknowledge their existence afterward if they give it to you free? :shrug:

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:36 PM
Yeah, forgot that there was actually a question.

My fear would be teh crabs.
Hey, crabs are relatively easy to get rid of. I take crabs 100 times over 1 shot of the hiv.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 03:37 PM
Wheres the fear of death by AIDS option?

I believe that the World Health Organization officially recognizes AIDS as a disease.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 03:38 PM
Wheres the fear of death by AIDS option?

Like to ride your hookers bareback, eh wildman?

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 03:39 PM
I believe that the World Health Organization officially recognizes AIDS as a disease.
I was more concerned by the DEATH part than the disease part.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:39 PM
Like to ride your hookers bareback, eh wildman?
It's just not the same without the santorum smeared on your cock later.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 03:40 PM
Like to ride your hookers bareback, eh wildman?
Condoms are for sissies. :p

That being said, I voted for the "No interest in doing this." option.

Katipan
01-07-2006, 03:43 PM
It's just not the same without the santorum smeared on your cock later.

That's it. You aren't paying for shit anymore.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:44 PM
That's it. You aren't paying for shit anymore.
I never really paid for the shit. That was just a bonus.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 03:45 PM
Hey, crabs are relatively easy to get rid of. I take crabs 100 times over 1 shot of the hiv.

That shampoo stuff works well.

So I'm told, of course.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:47 PM
That shampoo stuff works well.

So I'm told, of course.
So does a razor.

Katipan
01-07-2006, 03:47 PM
This thread is making me itch.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 03:48 PM
This thread is making me itch.
http://www.prodhelp.com/uploadedImages/product/prod_benadryl_cream_lg.jpg

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:49 PM
This thread is making me itch.
I'm afraid that's not the thread, honey. I've been meaning to give you a call...

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 03:49 PM
This thread is making me rich!

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:50 PM
This thread is making me rich!
Are you selling $5 hummers in the K-Mart parking lot again?

Katipan
01-07-2006, 03:51 PM
I'm afraid that's not the thread, honey. I've been meaning to give you a call...

sigh... better get Sexy Tom on conference too.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:51 PM
This thread is making me rich!
you get tired of getting ur ass kicked in the other thread so you had to come pollute this one?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:52 PM
sigh... better get Sexy Tom on conference too.
Damnit! He swore he would never tell anyo---- oh, wait.... you were suggesting that he and you... oh, right. Um, I'm brokenhearted and stuff.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 03:53 PM
So does a razor.

Even better used in unison with the shampoo. Then, wash everything in hot water. After the shampoo has taken effect, get out a steak knife and pluck the little bastards out and cut them in half. Don't leave the remains on your dresser, or it will gross out your buddies and earn you much shit slinging in future casual get togethers. And finally, and maybe most importantly, don't go to the third Mama San on the left down Shadow Alley, bacuse obviously her hos are dirty.

So I'm told, of course.

Katipan
01-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Damnit! He swore he would never tell anyo---- oh, wait.... you were suggesting that he and you... oh, right. Um, I'm brokenhearted and stuff.

You can sleep with him too.
Just let me watch.

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 03:55 PM
You can sleep with him too.
Just let me watch.
ROFL

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:55 PM
You can sleep with him too.
Just let me watch.
Nah. Tom doesn't appreciate me. I'm just a piece of meat to him.

jspchief
01-07-2006, 03:57 PM
Even better used in unison with the shampoo. Then, wash everything in hot water. After the shampoo has taken effect, get out a steak knife and pluck the little bastards out and cut them in half. Don't leave the remains on your dresser, or it will gross out your buddies and earn you much shit slinging in future casual get togethers. And finally, and maybe most importantly, don't go to the third Mama San on the left down Shadow Alley, bacuse obviously her hos are dirty.

So I'm told, of course.I've heard that if it's a mild case, and you're about to leave for a week in South Padre Island, you can take them with you to share with other spring breakers, then shampoo about Thursday when they get too unbearable. That's what I've heard anyway.

Over-Head
01-07-2006, 03:57 PM
What a nite to smoke one :bong:

I look at the Loung board and see a thread titled "Prostitutes" and ENDelt being the last one to post.
I knew at once I must this one a look see ROFL

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:58 PM
You guys are some dirty, dirty bastards.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 03:58 PM
If I ever go to any of your houses for a football party, I'm bringing my own towel to sit on.

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 03:58 PM
What are crabs like?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 03:59 PM
What are crabs like?
Head lice. Except... not on your head.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:00 PM
What are crabs like?

Alaskan King, or BackAlley?

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:00 PM
Head lice. Except... not on your head.

Oh dear...that's horrifying.

How much do they move around?

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 04:01 PM
Oh dear...that's horrifying.

How much do they move around?
they crawl down ur pisshole and lay eggs

Earthling
01-07-2006, 04:02 PM
I didn't see the "Fear of being known as buy-sexual" option.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:03 PM
Oh dear...that's horrifying.

How much do they move around?

Imagine this....you know when your nose gets that god awful scratching, and you just have to bury your finger in it to take care of it, regardless of where you are or who's watching? It's kinda like that, only on your junk. And you still don't care who's watching. So I've heard.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:03 PM
Oh dear...that's horrifying.

How much do they move around?
All depends on how often you get laid.

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:05 PM
How big are they?

jspchief
01-07-2006, 04:05 PM
How big are they?About the size of a horse fly.

Phobia
01-07-2006, 04:06 PM
I would have voted for a dillution of intimacy option had it been available. Instead I'm voting for fear of ugly hookers.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:06 PM
How big are they?

About half the size of a mouse.

Over-Head
01-07-2006, 04:06 PM
Imagine this....you know when your nose gets that god awful scratching, and you just have to bury your finger in it to take care of it, regardless of where you are or who's watching? It's kinda like that, only on your junk. And you still don't care who's watching. So I've heard.
Yep, thats what they say :hmmm:

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:06 PM
About half the size of a mouse.

BULLSHIT.

KcMizzou
01-07-2006, 04:06 PM
Light one side on fire, and stab them with an icepick as they run out.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:07 PM
Instead I'm voting for fear of ugly hookers.

That's what you get for living in Raytown.

Phobia
01-07-2006, 04:08 PM
Imagine this....you know when your nose gets that god awful scratching, and you just have to bury your finger in it to take care of it, regardless of where you are or who's watching? It's kinda like that, only on your junk. And you still don't care who's watching. So I've heard.

Holy shit. I've had crabs for a decade unbeknownst to me.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 04:08 PM
How big are they?

The prostitutes? Probably around 5'-5", give or take six inches.

(Heh-heh. Give or take six inches.)

ChiefsFire
01-07-2006, 04:08 PM
BULLSHIT.
the smaller your junk,the bigger they look

Phobia
01-07-2006, 04:09 PM
That's what you get for living in Raytown.

I don't live "in" Raytown. I live near Raytown.

Ari Chi3fs
01-07-2006, 04:09 PM
The Chiefsplanet bookmark is labeled "Oprah"

He'll never find me.


better clear those cookies, whore. ROFL

jspchief
01-07-2006, 04:09 PM
the smaller your junk,the bigger they lookI heard if you shave, they look bigger.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:10 PM
Light one side on fire, and stab them with an icepick as they run out.

ROFL

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:11 PM
The prostitutes? Probably around 5'-5", give or take six inches.

(Heh-heh. Give or take six inches.)

ROFL ROFL

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:11 PM
I'm never having sex.

Not with virgins, either. There are toilet seats out there.

Katipan
01-07-2006, 04:11 PM
If I ever go to any of your houses for a football party, I'm bringing my own towel to sit on.

Everything you sit on at my house can be cleaned with windex.

Otter
01-07-2006, 04:12 PM
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Am I the only one here who's been to Vegas for a bachlor party.

ENDO?!?!

Katipan
01-07-2006, 04:13 PM
better clear those cookies, whore. ROFL

I keep my husband ignorant and fat so I can control him.

Wanna get married?

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:13 PM
How big are they?

OH NO!! GODZEERA!!!!

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:14 PM
Am I the only one here who's been to Vegas for a bachlor party.

ENDO?!?!
I went to Vegas for a wedding last summer.

The night before the wedding the groom wanted to go out drinking with just the guys. There was some disagreement with the bride about this. I was witness to this exchange...

"...but, tonight is my bachelor party!"
"Every weekend is a bachelor party for you!"

I think we went to Spearmint Rhino. I got shitfaced and wandered off.

I have stories about Vegas hookers... but, none from that weekend. That was my "I puked in the back of a cab" Vegas weekend.

Ari Chi3fs
01-07-2006, 04:15 PM
I keep my husband ignorant and fat so I can control him.

Wanna get married?

heh, Im already married, and fat. Some would say ignorant, too. :-(

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:17 PM
heh, Im already married, and fat. Some would say ignorant, too. :-(
You're not required to show your work in this class.

Otter
01-07-2006, 04:17 PM
OH NO!! GODZEERA!!!!

About the size of a ball point pen. And until you have them once you'll have no flucking idea what's going on.

I thought they were chiggers from being out in the woods.

Actually walked into a pharmacy with one in a plastic cup with sarane wrap over the top and said "know anything to get rid of chiggers?"

Pharmacist looked at me (female too) and said "you got crabs" and pointed me to the crab shampoo.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 04:19 PM
About the size of a ball point pen. And until you have them once you'll have no flucking idea what's going on.

I thought they were chiggers from being out in the woods.

Actually walked into a pharmacy with one in a plastic cup with sarane wrap over the top and said "know anything to get rid of chiggers?"

Pharmacist looked at me (female too) and said "you got crabs" and pointed me to the crab shampoo.
Talk about a Kodak moment. ROFL

Otter
01-07-2006, 04:19 PM
I think we went to Spearmint Rhino. I got shitfaced and wandered off.

Hehe, the weekend I tried to get you to come out I did the same thing. Had to piss and told my buddy to hold my beer. Didn't see him again until the next day.

Those strippers are pretty liberal out there when you go upstairs.

:drool:

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:20 PM
GAH!

How do you even get those? By loving someone that doesn't wash?

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 04:20 PM
I'm never having sex.

Not with virgins, either. There are toilet seats out there.

I'm not sure how to have sex with a toilet seat, but I have a hard time imagining it being superior to sex with a virgin.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 04:22 PM
I'm not sure how to have sex with a toilet seat, but I have a hard time imagining it being superior to sex with a virgin.
Toilet seats dont bleed? :shrug:

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:22 PM
Hehe, the weekend I tried to get you to come out I did the same thing. Had to piss and told my buddy to hold my beer. Didn't see him again until the next day.

Those strippers are pretty liberal out there when you go upstairs.

:drool:
Spearmint Rhino has an upstairs?

I think I blew like $300 on a girl in the back of Lil Darlings one time. Got out just in time to watch a stripper shove a dildo in my buddy's mouth on stage.

Good times.

Otter
01-07-2006, 04:23 PM
Talk about a Kodak moment. ROFL

Yep, aren't too many ways to walk away with your dignity after that episode.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Spearmint Rhino has an upstairs?

I think I blew like $300 on a girl in the back of Lil Darlings one time. Got out just in time to watch a stripper shove a dildo in my buddy's mouth on stage.

Good times.

I wouldn't do that. You never know where that dildo might have been.

Well, maybe you would.

chiefs4me
01-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Because they expect you to acknowledge their existence afterward if they give it to you free? :shrug:







only the clingy ones..

Otter
01-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Spearmint Rhino has an upstairs?

I think I blew like $300 on a girl in the back of Lil Darlings one time. Got out just in time to watch a stripper shove a dildo in my buddy's mouth on stage.

Good times.

Jagaurs, my bad.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:24 PM
This could well be Rain Man's most successful thread of late.

Well done!

Katipan
01-07-2006, 04:25 PM
I think I blew like $300 on a girl in the back of Lil Darlings one time.

I'm so under charging you.

Rain Man
01-07-2006, 04:25 PM
This could well be Rain Man's most successful thread of late.

Well done!


Sex sells.


Oh, and welcome to our newest chiefsplanet members, bryantmckinnie and smootdoublecoverage.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:26 PM
I wouldn't do that. You never know where that dildo might have been.

Well, maybe you would.
a) My buddy didn't exactly choose to have that happen to him. We paid to have him humiliated.

b) I believe the dildo was new. They let us keep it aftewards anyway. Along with a picture.

This happened.... 3? 4? years ago? He still gets pissed if you bring it up. Tip for all of you out there... if you're in Vegas with your buddies on your birthday, be wary if you get called on stage of Lil Darlings.

chiefs4me
01-07-2006, 04:26 PM
this thread is great for knowing who not to stand next to at the next chiefsplanet party.....:D

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:27 PM
I'm so under charging you.
You don't have clear heels.

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:27 PM
I'd be pretty pissed off if some stripper jammed a dildo in my mouth...that's just uncalled for.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 04:28 PM
this thread is great for knowing who not to stand next to at the next chiefsplanet party.....:D
Afraid someone will shove something down your throat? Like their fist, maybe?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:28 PM
this thread is great for knowing who not to stand next to at the next chiefsplanet party.....:D
No one wanted to stand next to you anyway.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:30 PM
I'd be pretty pissed off if some stripper jammed a dildo in my mouth...that's just uncalled for.
That's what makes it worth the money.

I'll never forget.... "Now your buddies really like you. They spent a little extra to get you special treatment. Go ahead and close your eyes and open your mouth... and Crystal is going to stick her breast in there and let you suck on it for a few seconds."

Haha... I was pulling money out of the ATM to pay the stripper I was in back with while the DJ was saying this and I just remember the stripper saying, "Oh, no..."

chiefs4me
01-07-2006, 04:30 PM
Afraid someone will shove something down your throat? Like their fist, maybe?





:rolleyes:..like you could or would

chiefs4me
01-07-2006, 04:31 PM
No one wanted to stand next to you anyway.





Let's remember you said this..:D

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:31 PM
:rolleyes:..like you could or would

No kiddin', fourth. Think of the mess this would leave on your hands.

.

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 04:32 PM
:rolleyes:..like you could or would
Oh I could, quite easily. I wouldn't though. I was brought up better than that.

I'd pay one of the female members to do it for me. :D

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 04:33 PM
No kiddin', fourth. Think of the mess this would leave on your hands.

.
2 words. Dental appointment.

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 04:33 PM
ROFL

Katipan
01-07-2006, 04:34 PM
I'd pay one of the female members to do it for me. :D

How many times a week do you say that?

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 04:35 PM
How many times a week do you say that?
Including today?

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 04:35 PM
Ok, I've been away for awhile. Does ENDelt have a female friend now that posts on here? AND she admits to this and has playful banter w/him? Is it funny or a little schmoopie-ish if this is the case?

Katipan
01-07-2006, 04:39 PM
Ok, I've been away for awhile. Does ENDelt have a female friend now that posts on here? AND she admits to this and has playful banter w/him? Is it funny or a little schmoopie-ish if this is the case?


I do not admit to being female.

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 04:41 PM
I do not admit to being female.


Do you admit to being male or do you tuck the junk?

Nightwish
01-07-2006, 04:42 PM
Toss-up between Difficulty in finding a non-ugly prostitute, Fear of Arrest, Fear of Disease, and Not able to afford it. I couldn't decide, so I just pulled out my old D&D dice, wiped off the dust, and rolled a 4-sider. Came up: Not Able to Afford It.

On a side note, I can definitely understand the first one. One of my former roommates was a prostitute. She was pretty enough, but some of her friends who were also "in the business" were downright skanks! That was in Springfield. I've only met one St. Louis prostitute, through a local Wicca group, and she's a major hottie (I've been sorely tempted to hire her once or twice, but we're sort of friends, so that would be a bit awkward). I've never met any KC prostitutes, so I have no idea how they measure up on your side of the state.

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 04:43 PM
Toss-up between Difficulty in finding a non-ugly prostitute, Fear of Arrest, Fear of Disease, and Not able to afford it. I couldn't decide, so I just pulled out my old D&D dice, wiped off the dust, and rolled a 4-sider. Came up: Not Able to Afford It.

On a side note, I can definitely understand the first one. One of my former roommates was a prostitute. She was pretty enough, but some of her friends who were also "in the business" were downright skanks! That was in Springfield. I've only met one St. Louis prostitute, through a local Wicca group, and she's a major hottie (I've been sorely tempted to hire her once or twice, but we're sort of friends, so that would be a bit awkward). I've never met any KC prostitutes, so I have no idea how they measure up on your side of the state.


This explains a lot. You are friends with several hookers. Ok.

Bowser
01-07-2006, 04:45 PM
Wiccan hookers?

Nightwish
01-07-2006, 04:46 PM
This explains a lot. You are friends with several hookers. Ok.Only two, really. Well, only one, really. The one in Springfield answered an ad for a roommate. I haven't seen her since the mid-90s. I was quite the geek in those days (in case the dust-covered D&D dice didn't give that away). The one here in St. Louis is by virtue of being part of the same religious discussion group.

Nightwish
01-07-2006, 04:47 PM
Wiccan hookers?
There are quite a few. The sexual openness of the religion makes it sort of a safe haven for them, I guess.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 04:55 PM
Who hasn't run across a hoooker or two over the years?

Katipan
01-07-2006, 04:57 PM
Do you admit to being male or do you tuck the junk?

Which do you prefer?

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Who hasn't run across a hoooker or two over the years?

Me.

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 05:04 PM
Which do you prefer?

I prefer a shaved authentic clam. If you can't produce that, off w/your head.

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 05:05 PM
Me.

Living, breathing Steve Carell

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 05:10 PM
gochiefs (if he was in shape)

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/upload/2513a.gif

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 05:10 PM
Me.
Yeah, but you haven't run across an accountant or two either.

Prince22
01-07-2006, 05:11 PM
"Fear of falling in love with prostitute while not wanting a serious relationship"

I can't believe I'm the only one who picked this.
Oh well, to each his own

Katipan
01-07-2006, 05:13 PM
I prefer a shaved authentic clam. If you can't produce that, off w/your head.

If you put your ear against it you can hear the ocean.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 05:14 PM
And your ear comes away smelling like fish!

DTLB58
01-07-2006, 05:18 PM
"Fear of falling in love with prostitute while not wanting a serious relationship"

I can't believe I'm the only one who picked this.
Oh well, to each his own

Wasn't that the story line in "Pretty woman"?

Katipan
01-07-2006, 05:18 PM
And your ear comes away smelling like fish!

As opposed to the blood and guts of twinkies and ho-hos that you normally escape with?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 05:19 PM
As opposed to the blood and guts of twinkies and ho-hos that you normally escape with?
The Hostess snack bar costs extra.

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 05:23 PM
You two are cute. What was the first night like?

Katipan
01-07-2006, 05:25 PM
You two are cute. What was the first night like?

Chiefs lost :(

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 05:25 PM
I won.

Bootlegged
01-07-2006, 05:36 PM
I won.


Pity ****. Nice work.

chagrin
01-07-2006, 06:26 PM
The only thing preventing it from happening is the 2 gals at work I would offer the money to would definitely say no

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 06:55 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, chagrin.

Skip Towne
01-07-2006, 06:59 PM
Me.
Your mom won't pay for it, huh?

chagrin
01-07-2006, 07:00 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, chagrin.


Who was I taking a shot at?

Count Zarth
01-07-2006, 07:00 PM
Your mom won't pay for it, huh?

No, she won't give it up for free.

Demonpenz
01-07-2006, 07:00 PM
I only use them when I am on vacation

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 07:02 PM
Who was I taking a shot at?
The gals at work.

chagrin
01-07-2006, 07:06 PM
The gals at work.

Oh yeah well, I agree completely. That and white guys are not "in" down here in Florida, especially married, white guys. It's a total drag man...

Bowser
01-07-2006, 07:20 PM
There are quite a few. The sexual openness of the religion makes it sort of a safe haven for them, I guess.

I can see that, I guess damneddirtyhippies.

Why just be a slut when you can make a living at it? Give the next Wiccan hooker you see an "atta girl". Be sure to say it's from Bowser.

chagrin
01-07-2006, 07:51 PM
Give the next Wiccan hooker you see an "atta girl". Be sure to say it's from Bowser.


That is so close to the truth. 4 times a year members get to bang their fellow member's spouse; what a gig man!

dj56dt58
01-07-2006, 07:53 PM
I could be wrong but I don't believe you get arrested for it. I'm pretty sure it's considered a mistemenor and you get a ticket for it..I think if you get caught doing it enough however, then you can go to jail. Could be wrong though. Probably am :hmmm: Oh well.

Halfcan
01-07-2006, 09:03 PM
The off-chance that ENDelt got there first.


yep-good odds of that-lol

Nightwish
01-08-2006, 11:52 PM
I could be wrong but I don't believe you get arrested for it. I'm pretty sure it's considered a mistemenor and you get a ticket for it..I think if you get caught doing it enough however, then you can go to jail. Could be wrong though. Probably am :hmmm: Oh well.
No, you can definitely get arrested for a misdemeanor. I was arrested once for failing to pay a speeding ticket, which is a misdemeanor. What you may be thinking of is that you can't go to prison for a misdemeanor (unless it gets upgraded to a felony for recidivism), and you can't serve more than 30 days (I think) in jail.

dj56dt58
01-09-2006, 11:49 AM
No, you can definitely get arrested for a misdemeanor. I was arrested once for failing to pay a speeding ticket, which is a misdemeanor. What you may be thinking of is that you can't go to prison for a misdemeanor (unless it gets upgraded to a felony for recidivism), and you can't serve more than 30 days (I think) in jail.
Yeah true, you can go to jail but normally you can just pay a fine and not worry about it.

harpes
01-09-2006, 12:37 PM
Having to pay my ex wife again for sex!

sedated
01-09-2006, 01:12 PM
Wasn't that the story line in "Pretty woman"?


I like the Leaving Las Vegas version better.

Nightwish
01-09-2006, 07:24 PM
Having to pay my ex wife again for sex!That's one of the good things about prostitutes over wives and girlfriends -- prostitutes will cost you a lot less money!

ChiefFripp
01-09-2006, 07:46 PM
Prostitutes, f*ck 'um!