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wolfman jack
01-07-2006, 07:05 PM
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basrawhen they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first
aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat,
left-wing liberal drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does
Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 07:07 PM
Yes.

wolfman jack
01-07-2006, 07:15 PM
Yes.

Would this fit?

Mr. Laz
01-07-2006, 07:16 PM
Is there a joke thread here?
any thread started by Gochief is pretty much a joke.

Frankie
01-07-2006, 07:19 PM
There is a "Political" joke thread floating out in the Planet's cyber realm somewhere. It was in the DC forum. Maybe someone should ressurect it.

Skip Towne
01-07-2006, 07:21 PM
any thread started by Gochief is pretty much a joke.
Hey, haven't you heard, Gochiefs has new status. He's in tight with Nick Athan.

chagrin
01-07-2006, 07:21 PM
The entire site is a joke thread

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 07:21 PM
Hey, haven't you heard, Gochiefs has new status. He's in tight with Nick Athan.
[ insert butt sex joke here ]

Mr. Laz
01-07-2006, 07:23 PM
Hey, haven't you heard, Gochiefs has new status. He's tight in Nick Athan.
fixed it

luv
01-07-2006, 07:23 PM
The entire site is a joke thread
That's not very nice. Go to your room.

Frankie
01-07-2006, 07:24 PM
Hey, haven't you heard, Gochiefs has new status. He's in tights with Nick Athan.
You had a typo. I fixed it for you. :p

Frankie
01-07-2006, 07:26 PM
fixed itHey wait a minute!!

4th and Long
01-07-2006, 07:28 PM
fixed it
Brutal. ROFL

chagrin
01-07-2006, 07:33 PM
Hey, haven't you heard, Gochiefs teabags Nick Athan.


Couldn't "get a witty one in" on this post
I just felt "left out"
I, wanted to "fit in"
it was "my turn"


Damn I'm bored

Frankie
01-07-2006, 07:34 PM
Brutal. ROFL
I thought mine was more subtly brilliant! :(

chagrin
01-07-2006, 07:34 PM
That's not very nice. Go to your room.


I'm already there, that's why I am here, and stuff

Demonpenz
01-07-2006, 07:36 PM
this would fit in the unfunny joke thread

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 07:42 PM
I'm angry with myself for reading this shit thread.

Skip Towne
01-07-2006, 07:51 PM
Couldn't "get a witty one in" on this post
I just felt "left out"
I, wanted to "fit in"
it was "my turn"


Damn I'm bored
Congrats on third place.

chagrin
01-07-2006, 08:02 PM
thank you, thank you very much

luv
01-07-2006, 08:04 PM
I'm angry with myself for reading this shit thread.
Take a valium. It will be okay.

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 08:04 PM
Take a valium. It will be okay.
I'm not allowed to play with that stuff anymore.

Demonpenz
01-07-2006, 08:05 PM
heh last time i took value i ended up in the ER. I tried to mix and snort the stuff.

Skip Towne
01-07-2006, 08:07 PM
I'm not allowed to play with that stuff anymore.
Parole or probation?

ENDelt260
01-07-2006, 08:16 PM
Parole or probation?
Pft. Like I get convictions.

Frankie
01-07-2006, 09:15 PM
thank you, thank you very muchpsst!... There were only three entries.