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Nightwish
01-08-2006, 01:35 AM
What's the dumbest headline or comment you've read in the newspaper or heard on a newscast?

Mine came while I was staying in a KC hotel several years ago. It was during that time when all those strippers and hookers were going missing, and their bodies turning up in the river. Anyway, I was watching the evening news, and one of the anchors read this (probably not exactly verbatim, but you get the jist): "A woman's naked body was found dismembered and decapitated, floating in the Missouri river yesterday. The police suspect foul play."

They, uh, suspected foul play? Suspected? Were they holding out for the possibility that this woman somehow cut off her own arms and legs, then, oh, accidentally fell into a guillotine? Just clumsy, I guess!

Halfcan
01-08-2006, 01:53 AM
Dumbest I have seen was on the sports page.

"Chiefs trade up to draft Ryan Sims"

Redcoats58
01-08-2006, 01:54 AM
Dumbest I have seen was on the sports page.

"Chiefs trade up to draft Ryan Sims"
zing

stumppy
01-08-2006, 02:07 AM
Dumbest I have seen was on the sports page.

"Chiefs trade up to draft Ryan Sims"

Or how about " The Chiefs pick ..............Kris Wilson"

InvinciBill
01-08-2006, 07:26 AM
http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/index.php?RollID=signs2&FrameID=10016

chiefsfaninNC
01-08-2006, 07:51 AM
NFL awards KC with Superbowl....if only they...

Talk about tampering.

milkman
01-08-2006, 07:54 AM
Dumbest I have seen was on the sports page.

"Chiefs trade up to draft Ryan Sims"

So you knew, even then, that he was a bust?

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
01-08-2006, 08:17 AM
(Insert Headline here)
Article written by Jason Whitlock

(Insert Headline here)
From Nick Athan; Warpaint Illustrated

Thig Lyfe
01-08-2006, 08:32 AM
"ironic"