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Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 08:02 PM
I saw a good one yesterday on a car with a tag that said "Pearl Harbor Survivor". The sticker said " If Pearl Harbor hadn't happened, neither would have Hiroshima".

SNR
01-08-2006, 08:10 PM
One of the most incredible ones I've seen is one with a picture of the US Capitol Building. On top of the building flies a confederate flag. Off to the side it says, "I have a dream."

Saulbadguy
01-08-2006, 08:11 PM
I saw a Dukakis campaign sticker recently.

Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 08:12 PM
One of the most incredible ones I've seen is one with a picture of the US Capitol Building. On top of the building flies a confederate flag. Off to the side it says, "I have a dream."
Very good. I saw another one that said: US Marines: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

ChiefsfaninPA
01-08-2006, 08:12 PM
I didn't vote for Washington but my great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather did.

recxjake
01-08-2006, 08:13 PM
I currently have:

"Vote Democrat, It's easier then working"
"Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy"

ChiefsfaninPA
01-08-2006, 08:14 PM
Very good. I saw another one that said: US Marines: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

Ooh-Rah.

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2006, 08:15 PM
Here's mine:

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004012003_Display-25.gif

milkman
01-08-2006, 08:16 PM
"Elvis died for your sins"

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 08:16 PM
When I lived in Tucson I saw a pickup with simply, "F*CK KERRY" (uncensored). I happened to have a disposable camera in the truck at the time and snapped a pic. I still hven't developed that film. I don't even know where it is.

Archie F. Swin
01-08-2006, 08:17 PM
world peace begins with turn signals

Dayze
01-08-2006, 08:17 PM
"so you're a feminist....isn't that cute"



and


"I'm too poor to vote Republican"

Dinny Blues
01-08-2006, 08:21 PM
My $.02.

"Discourage inbreeding - Ban country music"

"Get a taste of religion - Lick a witch"

Dinny

Bwana
01-08-2006, 08:22 PM
My cousin has a machine at work that makes them. We have printed out a few and stuck them on the back of cars as a joke that would make a Sailor blush.

Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 08:23 PM
There is a little S-10 pickup running around my town that is lowered to where it would drag on a dog turd. It has a sign in the back window that says "No Fat Chicks".

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 08:25 PM
My cousin has a machine at work that makes them. We have printed out a few and stuck them on the back of cars as a joke that would make a Sailor blush.
The owner of my favorite local bar printed up a bunch of stickers with the gay pride flag on them and a pink triangle with sayings like "Boy Crazy" on them. He would slap them on the backs of drunks at the bar.

4th and Long
01-08-2006, 08:27 PM
http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/6647/bumpersticker3at.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2006, 08:28 PM
http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/6647/bumpersticker3at.jpg

Did you buy photoshop?

Just curious, because you sure get a lot of use out of it. ROFL

4th and Long
01-08-2006, 08:29 PM
Did you buy photoshop?

Just curious, because you sure get a lot of use out of it. ROFL
Buy? *cough cough* Umm ... yeah ... *cough cough* ... I bought my copy. It would be illegal to obtain a copy otherwise. *COUGH COUGH*

Phobia
01-08-2006, 08:31 PM
I saw one on the back of Laz's car that said http://www.warpaintillustrated.com

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2006, 08:31 PM
Buy? *cough cough* Umm ... yeah ... *cough cough* ... I bought my copy. It would be illegal to obtain a copy otherwise. *COUGH COUGH*

I also paid for it. And I tipped them, too.

BigMeatballDave
01-08-2006, 08:32 PM
I have one on my car that says: "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

I'm a fat person, so its OK...

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 08:33 PM
I have one on my car that says: "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

I'm a fat person, so its OK...
So, it's kinda like one of those "No radio in car" signs, huh?

Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 08:34 PM
"My football player can whip your honor student"

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 08:36 PM
"My football player can whip your honor student"
I'm happy for him. I hope he's able to live off of that glory still when he's servicing my transmission for $10/hr later.

BigMeatballDave
01-08-2006, 08:37 PM
So, it's kinda like one of those "No radio in car" signs, huh?
ROFL Thats one way to put it...

Bwana
01-08-2006, 08:56 PM
The owner of my favorite local bar printed up a bunch of stickers with the gay pride flag on them and a pink triangle with sayings like "Boy Crazy" on them. He would slap them on the backs of drunks at the bar.

We made up a few that said "There's nothing like the sound of a nice pair of pink balls slapping against my ass!"

The results were priceless when the poor bastards discovered them on the back of their rigs after about four days. :)

Halfcan
01-08-2006, 08:59 PM
Mine says-My other car is a piece of shit too.


I had a 69 Dodge Charger Superbee with a sticker that said "You have just been stung" and if the " Bee is rockin, don't bother knockin".

Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 09:00 PM
I'm happy for him. I hope he's able to live off of that glory still when he's servicing my transmission for $10/hr later.
Oh, he can, he's playing for the Vikings for 4 mil per year. Your honor student makes what......a tenth of that?

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 09:02 PM
Oh, he can, he's playing for the Vikings for 4 mil per year. Your honor student makes what......a tenth of that?
I'm the honor student. And no football players from my sad sack HS team are playing in the afl2, much less for the Vikings.

Course, to be honest... they're not servicing my transmission, either. I'm guessing they didn't manage to leave Independence.

Dunit35
01-08-2006, 09:15 PM
There is a little S-10 pickup running around my town that is lowered to where it would drag on a dog turd. It has a sign in the back window that says "No Fat Chicks".


Thats flippin sweet.

Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 09:27 PM
I'm the honor student. And no football players from my sad sack HS team are playing in the afl2, much less for the Vikings.

Course, to be honest... they're not servicing my transmission, either. I'm guessing they didn't manage to leave Independence.
We had one from my HS, Terry Beeson, who played MLB for the Seahawks. Pretty good for a small town like Coffeyville, Ks.

Skip Towne
01-08-2006, 09:28 PM
Thats flippin sweet.
I expected Endelt to comment on that.

C-Mac
01-08-2006, 09:50 PM
We made up a few that said "There's nothing like the sound of a nice pair of pink balls slapping against my ass!"

The results were priceless when the poor bastards discovered them on the back of their rigs after about four days. :)

Oh yes the good ol' days of the "Gay and Proud of it" rainbow stickers.....

Bwana
01-08-2006, 09:52 PM
Oh yes the good ol' days of the "Gay and Proud of it" rainbow stickers.....

Good times had by all.............errr except for the poor sap dawning it on the back of his car.

Nzoner
01-08-2006, 10:00 PM
We had one from my HS, Terry Beeson, who played MLB for the Seahawks. Pretty good for a small town like Coffeyville, Ks.

St Joe is a bit bigger but I went to the same high school as Panthers DE Mike Rucker now on his way to the 2nd round of the play-offs again.

We're originally from the Southside of town and Rucker's parents still live in their humble little home even though he offered to move them wherever.

AZORChiefFan
01-08-2006, 10:17 PM
I saw one a while ago that would most likely piss off many on the planet "The road to hell is paved with republicans"

ClevelandChief
01-08-2006, 10:21 PM
I have one that says "IF I WANTED TO HEAR AN ASSHOLE BEHIND ME I'D FART!"

KILLER_CLOWN
01-08-2006, 10:27 PM
Definitely "Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window"

Rain Man
01-08-2006, 10:46 PM
Definitely "Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window"

(Chuckle.)

Rain Man
01-08-2006, 10:48 PM
I want to make one that says,

"May Kay LeTourneau is honor student at her school."

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 10:52 PM
We had one from my HS, Terry Beeson, who played MLB for the Seahawks. Pretty good for a small town like Coffeyville, Ks.
I bet the top honor student in Coffeyville was pretty excited to get that job servicing transmissions.

ArrowheadHawk
01-08-2006, 10:55 PM
my favorite is "Muck Fizzoo"

greg63
01-08-2006, 11:12 PM
Stop tailgating me or I'll flip a booger on your windshield!

AZORChiefFan
01-08-2006, 11:14 PM
My other ride is your mom

greg63
01-08-2006, 11:15 PM
We had one from my HS, Terry Beeson, who played MLB for the Seahawks. Pretty good for a small town like Coffeyville, Ks.

Yup! :D

robags0817
01-08-2006, 11:17 PM
Im a big fan of the My Boss is a jewish carpenter one

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 11:18 PM
Im a big fan of the My Boss is a jewish carpenter one
I know a guy with a "My boss is an Austrian painter" t-shirt.

BIG K
01-08-2006, 11:22 PM
On the back of a septic tank truck:

"Meat Loaf Recycler"... :p

KC Jones
01-08-2006, 11:30 PM
I was always partial to the "visualize whirled peas" stickers.

I always wanted to make one that said:

Practice Random Violence and Senseless Acts of Brutality

Rain Man
01-08-2006, 11:39 PM
I'd like to have one that says, "There's a man with an axe hiding in your back seat."

C-Mac
01-08-2006, 11:47 PM
Copied this from a notepad I saved from the Planet on the same type of thread dated February 24, 2002

EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.

Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

If we aren't supposed to eat amimals, why are they made with meat?

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"

"MY CHILD was trustee of the month at ELMWOOD!!"

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

What'd you expect, I went to public school?

Vegetarian...old Indian word for bad hunter.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot um?

Dyslexics of the world untie."

"Do not wash this vehicle: Undergoing scientific dirt test."

Milk Sucks!!!! Got Beer?"

"I started off with nothing, and I still have most of it left"

"Huked on Fonix Reely Wurkz Fur Me"

Keep California Beautiful. When you leave our State, take someone with you."

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 11:50 PM
EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.

I'd seen that as mine.

EDIT: Er, as in, "EARTH FIRST! We'll mine other planets later."

luv
01-08-2006, 11:53 PM
Mean People Suck

ENDelt260
01-08-2006, 11:55 PM
Mean People Suck
Nice people swallow

Skip Towne
01-09-2006, 08:26 AM
Prevent Aids: Sit on your butt and keep your mouth shut.

Pants
01-09-2006, 08:39 AM
I know a guy with a "My boss is an Austrian painter" t-shirt.

Holy shit. ROFL

joesomebody
01-09-2006, 08:50 AM
Mine says-My other car is a piece of shit too.


I had a 69 Dodge Charger Superbee with a sticker that said "You have just been stung" and if the " Bee is rockin, don't bother knockin".I'm no car expert, but aren't the Charger and Superbee separate vehicles...

Suberbee was a model of car, not an edition of the charger last I checked.

My dad has a 69 Superbee, and I beleive the Coronet is similar to the Superbee, but a Charger and Superbee aren't the same thing.

I could be wrong though, it happens fairly often.

AZORChiefFan
01-09-2006, 09:13 AM
Saw this on an 'EXTREME' 4X4 "I love lipstick on my dipstick" I think it's kinda dumb.

Simply Red
01-09-2006, 09:17 AM
I currently have:

"Vote Democrat, It's easier then working"
"Annoy a liberal, work hard and be happy"


Very nice and true...

HemiEd
01-09-2006, 09:20 AM
Mine says-My other car is a piece of shit too.


I had a 69 Dodge Charger Superbee with a sticker that said "You have just been stung" and if the " Bee is rockin, don't bother knockin".


There was no such thing, it was either one or the other.

KC Kings
01-09-2006, 09:30 AM
A muffler service in VA beach had a couple of bumper stickers that said "No Pipe's too Tight" and "No Muff's too Tough".

My favorite that I have seen recently is a picture of a smiling Uncle Sam pointing with Bush's face, and under it says "Suckers!"

MeaTy The Pimp
01-09-2006, 09:42 AM
" My kid knocked up your honor student. "