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Joe Seahawk
01-09-2006, 01:05 AM
I don't see what the big deal is.. :)

Cheerleading coach accused of teaching sex acts
06:03 PM PST on Friday, January 6, 2006
By LINDA BRILL / KING 5 News

SULTAN, Wash. - A high school cheerleading coach resigned after allegedly teaching her team how to perform certain sex acts.

It happened in the small Snohomish county town of Sultan, apparently during a team sleepover at the home of cheerleading coach Katie Chase.

"They shouldn’t be talking about that unless she's a health teacher," said one student.

Sultan police were called by an angry parent. After determining no crime was committed, the school district took over the investigation. School superintendent Al Robinson is very concerned about the stress on the cheerleaders.

The coach lives in the small town of Sultan.
"My concern for them is that they are able to move on without embarrassment and ridicule. It’s hard enough to be a 14- to 17-year-old young person in this day and age,” he said.

Chase held a sleepover, where she allegedly instructed the students on how to perform certain sex acts.

She had been on the job since September and was not employed as a teacher. She resigned Thursday and a new cheerleading coach was hired today to take her place.

KING 5 was not able to reach her for comment.






http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_010606WABcoachsexEL.50d2b72d.html

listopencil
01-09-2006, 01:11 AM
BJ's? Or lez stuff?

Joe Seahawk
01-09-2006, 01:19 AM
BJ's? Or lez stuff?


I would like to think BJ's

|Zach|
01-09-2006, 01:26 AM
Ha

listopencil
01-09-2006, 01:32 AM
I would like to think BJ's


I would have liked to have been there. To make sure everything was OK, of course.

Taco John
01-09-2006, 02:43 AM
I would have liked to have been there. To make sure everything was OK, of course.



I hear ya... That's the kind of party that needs my kind of supervision.

Digital Takawira
01-09-2006, 02:47 AM
http://www.thedrunkenclam.com/qmanpics/22.jpg

GIGGITY!

huskerdooz
01-09-2006, 05:31 AM
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. Might as well be me.





This thread is worthless without pictures.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 06:10 AM
I wonder if they took Linda's advice and practiced on a carrot.

http://www.contracampo.com.br/28/picardias2.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 06:15 AM
14- to 17-year-old


You guys are sick. Figure there's 16 girls. Probably 1/4 or less are seniors (17 year olds) and the rest are 16, 15 and 14. THAT'S WAY TOO YOUNG!

And virgins are overrated. Now the teacher... Van Halen songs are going through my head now.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 06:19 AM
You guys are sick. Figure there's 16 girls. Probably 1/4 or less are seniors (17 year olds) and the rest are 16, 15 and 14. THAT'S WAY TOO YOUNG!


Old enough to have grass on the infield, old enough to play ball.

Skip Towne
01-09-2006, 06:23 AM
So what's the problem?

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 06:30 AM
Old enough to have grass on the infield, old enough to play ball.
If you're going to make crude underage euphamisms, at least get them right. :shake:

"If there's grass on the field, I'll play." (age plays no part in that one, it's a baseball reference, not to mention the least offensive and most subtle)

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

"Old enough to pee, old enough for me."

etc., etc.

HMc
01-09-2006, 07:14 AM
We have "If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket".

sedated
01-09-2006, 07:40 AM
And virgins are overrated.


you're right, they don't know what to do.

at some point in the night, I want a finger jammed up my ass.

Maybe that's what they were being taught :hmmm:



I just wish I could have been there practice dummy.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 07:57 AM
If you're going to make crude underage euphamisms, at least get them right. :shake:

"If there's grass on the field, I'll play." (age plays no part in that one, it's a baseball reference, not to mention the least offensive and most subtle)

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

"Old enough to pee, old enough for me."

etc., etc.

First of all, the way I posted it is the way I heard it -- probably before you were even born. I'm sure there are many variations.

Second, I've heard all those.

Third, I don't need to be educated by you, junior. **** off.

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 08:14 AM
First of all, the way I posted it is the way I heard it -- probably before you were even born. I'm sure there are many variations.

Second, I've heard all those.

Third, I don't need to be educated by you, junior. **** off.
Hmmm, a little testy in the morning are we?

It doesn't really matter how you heard it. The way you heard it doesn't make much sense. When you use a euphamism it's supposed to be consistent within itself. If you're talking about a field and grass, you're NOT talking about a person's age.

And "Junior"? Turning to age when you can't come up with something better? Age doesn't matter when you know you're right. And while you may be older (I honestly don't know, nor do I really care), I'm not exactly wet behind the ears (I'm 27, for the record). But really... namecalling and calling me out because I may not be as old as you? Age and wisdom aren't always tied. Don't be an ass simply because you didn't like me correcting your turn of phrase.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 08:17 AM
Hmmm, a little testy in the morning are we?

It doesn't really matter how you heard it. The way you heard it doesn't make much sense. When you use a euphamism it's supposed to be consistent within itself. If you're talking about a field and grass, you're NOT talking about a person's age.

And "Junior"? Turning to age when you can't come up with something better? Age doesn't matter when you know you're right. And while you may be older (I honestly don't know, nor do I really care), I'm not exactly wet behind the ears (I'm 27, for the record). But really... namecalling and calling me out because I may not be as old as you? Age and wisdom aren't always tied. Don't be an ass simply because you didn't like me correcting your turn of phrase.

You're right. You're an asshat no matter what your age. My apologies.

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 08:22 AM
You're right. You're an asshat no matter what your age. My apologies.
Color me disappointed. After having looked at your profile to see your age I expected better from a newspaper editorial writer.

I'm done here. Apparently you're satisfied with calling me names instead of defending what you apparently KNOW to be a poorly worded phrase, and now you're sticking to your guns.

Get a life. I didn't correct the phrase to "educate" you or to make you look foolish. I corrected it because the way you heard it doesn't make sense.

And by the way, why are you so offended? If that's the way you heard it, I'm not even attacking YOUR phrase, but rather a phrase originated by someone else that you heard and passed along.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 08:30 AM
Color me disappointed. After having looked at your profile to see your age I expected better from a newspaper editorial writer.

I'm done here. Apparently you're satisfied with calling me names instead of defending what you apparently KNOW to be a poorly worded phrase, and now you're sticking to your guns.

Get a life. I didn't correct the phrase to "educate" you or to make you look foolish. I corrected it because the way you heard it doesn't make sense.

And by the way, why are you so offended? If that's the way you heard it, I'm not even attacking YOUR phrase, but rather a phrase originated by someone else that you heard and passed along.

I'm having a bad day. Sorry.

But look, you're picking apart a crude, humorous phrase. Who cares about its internal logic? It's meant to express, well, crude humor, not some deep insight into the meaning of life. So it's not constructed as tightly as a Shakespearean sonnet. So what? I flew off the handle, yes, but why were you so bothered by the initial phrase in the first place to react like a niggling bluenose? Is this subject really worth that kind of reaction? This is a frivolous thread that invites little jokes, and you call me out for being "wrong"?

I was wrong to overreact. But I think you're being a killjoy for attacking the "logic" of some little grade-school ditty.




:)

KC Kings
01-09-2006, 08:47 AM
I prefer maple syrup.

beer bacon
01-09-2006, 08:50 AM
Who here wants a body massage?

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 08:52 AM
I'm having a bad day. Sorry.

But look, you're picking apart a crude, humorous phrase. Who cares about its internal logic? It's meant to express, well, crude humor, not some deep insight into the meaning of life. So it's not constructed as tightly as a Shakespearean sonnet. So what? I flew off the handle, yes, but why were you so bothered by the initial phrase in the first place to react like a niggling bluenose? Is this subject really worth that kind of reaction? This is a frivolous thread that invites little jokes, and you call me out for being "wrong"?

I was wrong to overreact. But I think you're being a killjoy for attacking the "logic" of some little grade-school ditty.

:)
My initial post was a poor attempt at inviting MORE crude euphamisms, veiled as an attack on a poorly coined phrase, that's all.

And I'm not attacking, but WTF is a niggling bluenose? Now THAT may be an age thing, but I have NEVER, EVER heard that. ROFL

The rest of my arguments came from the ensuing posts.

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 08:53 AM
Shit! I forgot to add [/hijack]

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 08:54 AM
My initial post was a poor attempt at inviting MORE crude euphamisms, veiled as an attack on a poorly coined phrase, that's all.

And I'm not attacking, but WTF is a niggling bluenose? Now THAT may be an age thing, but I have NEVER, EVER heard that. ROFL

The rest of my arguments came from the ensuing posts.

1. OK. My sour mood made me misread your intent.

2. You wanted me to act like a newspaper editorial writer, well, there you go -- florid language. :)

3. Ah, blow it out your ear.

:p :) ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 08:57 AM
1. OK. My sour mood made me misread your intent.

2. You wanted me to act like a newspaper editorial writer, well, there you go -- florid language. :)

3. Ah, blow it out your ear.

:p :) ROFL
See, I'm a sports writer, so I don't think I've EVER had a need for the term "niggling bluenose"... I still don't know what that is, though.

KC Kings
01-09-2006, 09:00 AM
See, I'm a sports writer, so I don't think I've EVER had a need for the term "niggling bluenose"... I still don't know what that is, though.

Isn't that what Smurfette called Homey Smurf after he stole her stereo?

Saul Good
01-09-2006, 09:01 AM
Old enough to have grass on the infield, old enough to play ball.
If there's no grass just play in the mud.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 09:01 AM
See, I'm a sports writer, so I don't think I've EVER had a need for the term "niggling bluenose"... I still don't know what that is, though.

Interesting, I started out as a sports writer. When I used "niggling bluenose" in a game story, they promoted me to the editorial page.

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 09:17 AM
Interesting, I started out as a sports writer. When I used "niggling bluenose" in a game story, they promoted me to the editorial page.
You should work for the Chiefs front office. I've asked the same question twice now and while you've responded, you still haven't answered my question.

WFT is a niggling bluenose? I can't find in on the net...

Katipan
01-09-2006, 09:18 AM
My cheer coach used to buy us Strawberry Hill Boones.

Hog Farmer
01-09-2006, 09:20 AM
Who here wants a body massage?


I'll take one! You make start on my penis.

KC Kings
01-09-2006, 09:21 AM
My cheer coach used to buy us Strawberry Hill Boones.
Good old Strawberry Hill. If it wasn't for Boones Farm, I would probably still be a virgin.

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 09:26 AM
You should work for the Chiefs front office. I've asked the same question twice now and while you've responded, you still haven't answered my question.

WFT is a niggling bluenose? I can't find in on the net...

Dude, dictionary.com: :)

nig·gle Audio pronunciation of "niggling" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ngl)
intr.v. nig·gled, nig·gling, nig·gles

1. To be preoccupied with trifles or petty details.
2. To find fault constantly and trivially; carp. See Synonyms at quibble.


blue·nose Audio pronunciation of "bluenose" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (blnz)
n.

1. A puritanical person: “Bluenoses demand restraint against the porn and violence that are the staple of popular culture” (Charles Krauthammer).


Now, bluenose technically is incorrect -- you're not offended by the sexual allusion, per se. But you seemed "puritanical" in enforcing a rigid code on the Planet for internal logic in silly statements. It was the best I could do on short notice.

:D

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 11:44 AM
Dude, dictionary.com: :)

nig·gle Audio pronunciation of "niggling" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ngl)
intr.v. nig·gled, nig·gling, nig·gles

1. To be preoccupied with trifles or petty details.
2. To find fault constantly and trivially; carp. See Synonyms at quibble.


blue·nose Audio pronunciation of "bluenose" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (blnz)
n.

1. A puritanical person: “Bluenoses demand restraint against the porn and violence that are the staple of popular culture” (Charles Krauthammer).


Now, bluenose technically is incorrect -- you're not offended by the sexual allusion, per se. But you seemed "puritanical" in enforcing a rigid code on the Planet for internal logic in silly statements. It was the best I could do on short notice.

:D


Heh... in the frenzy of my morning I never even thought of dictionary.com. I just did a search for niggling bluenose on google and it didn't turn anything up so I said "**** it." Niggling maybe... bluenose, no. :thumb:

luv
01-09-2006, 11:49 AM
She didn't do anything illegal. The girls were at a sleep over. They would have been talking about it with or without her there anyway. Besides, the whole point of being a cheerleader is to help the team as much as possible on their way to victory. If it helps them relax before a game or puts them in a good mood....

I'm guessing the coach must've not been that much older than the cheerleaders. Either way, it wasn't a school sponsored event.

Rain Man
01-09-2006, 11:53 AM
BJ's? Or lez stuff?


This is the million dollar question.

FAX
01-09-2006, 11:57 AM
I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever. Young girls need to know these things.

Unless the sex acts were being taught during an actual pyramid formation. This, of course, is illegal in every state except Montana.

FAX

Mr. Laz
01-09-2006, 11:58 AM
you're right, they don't know what to do.

at some point in the night, I want a finger jammed up my ass.

Maybe that's what they were being taught :hmmm:



I just wish I could have been there practice dummy.

oh gawd ROFL ROFL

KC Kings
01-09-2006, 12:00 PM
She didn't do anything illegal. The girls were at a sleep over. They would have been talking about it with or without her there anyway. Besides, the whole point of being a cheerleader is to help the team as much as possible on their way to victory. If it helps them relax before a game or puts them in a good mood....

I'm guessing the coach must've not been that much older than the cheerleaders. Either way, it wasn't a school sponsored event.

She was probably young, and definately not married. Once women get married they forget all about special sex tricks.

Katipan
01-09-2006, 12:02 PM
If there's no grass on the field, turn her over and play in the mud.

gblowfish
01-09-2006, 12:02 PM
Gimme a MMMGTHFPH!
Gimme a GAAACKGGG!
Gimme a BLGGGGTH!
Gimme a MGTHPLTH....

What's that Spell?

Who the Hell cares!

Mr. Laz
01-09-2006, 12:05 PM
If there's no grass on the field, turn her over and play in the mud.

that is sooooo wrong ... but funny ROFL

JohnnyV13
01-09-2006, 12:06 PM
Personally, I would like to think my daughters were getting a complete education..(If i were a parent, of course)

ENDelt260
01-09-2006, 12:09 PM
I was wrong to overreact.

Nonsense. You're a pussy for backing down. I can't believe you're gonna let some snot-nosed punk fling you shit. Skip's never gonna let you into the old man's club now, grandpa.

ENDelt260
01-09-2006, 12:10 PM
My cheer coach used to buy us Strawberry Hill Boones.
Do you still have the videos?

ENDelt260
01-09-2006, 12:11 PM
Once women get married they forget all about special sex tricks.

Horsepuckey!

Skip Towne
01-09-2006, 12:13 PM
My initial post was a poor attempt at inviting MORE crude euphamisms, veiled as an attack on a poorly coined phrase, that's all.

And I'm not attacking, but WTF is a niggling bluenose? Now THAT may be an age thing, but I have NEVER, EVER heard that. ROFL

The rest of my arguments came from the ensuing posts.
You misspelled euphemisms several times.

Saulbadguy
01-09-2006, 12:14 PM
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

FAX
01-09-2006, 12:21 PM
There once were girls of tender years
Who spent a night learning new cheers
Then the jury acquits
"They were just doing the splits."
"There's no proof how those got in their rears!"

FAX

siberian khatru
01-09-2006, 12:35 PM
Nonsense. You're a pussy for backing down. I can't believe you're gonna let some snot-nosed punk fling you shit.

I let you do it all the time.

ENDelt260
01-09-2006, 12:37 PM
I let you do it all the time.
Well, that's understandable. I'm a god among men. Who wouldn't fear me?

But this guy? THIS GUY? I'm ashamed to know you.

KC Dan
01-09-2006, 12:42 PM
Once women get married they forget all about special sex tricks.
Only with their husbands........

Katipan
01-09-2006, 12:44 PM
Only with their husbands........

Niiiiiiice.

sedated
01-09-2006, 12:56 PM
Good old Strawberry Hill. If it wasn't for Boones Farm, I would probably still be a virgin.


This thread is worthless without pics

FAX
01-09-2006, 12:58 PM
There once was a cheerleading squad
Whose approach to school spirit was odd
They would leap in the air
Spell out a swear
And then jump on the quarterback's rod

FAX

Mr. Laz
01-09-2006, 01:06 PM
Let's hear it for the cheerleaders! :clap:


hut,hut ..... hike! :p

http://img305.exs.cx/img305/4061/vidasept4vb.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2006, 01:23 PM
You misspelled euphemisms several times.
:hmmm: You're right, you niggler.

Lzen
01-09-2006, 02:07 PM
I hear ya... That's the kind of party that needs my kind of supervision.

So you're a pedophile?