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58Forever
10-19-2000, 02:43 PM
Our father who art in Arrowhead,
Hallowed be thy football,
the Rams they come,
the game be won,
This Sunday and every Sunday after
Give us this day our daily touchdown
and forgive us our fumbles
as we don't forgive the lambs that fumble to us...
and lead them not into the endzone
but deliver us to score many points...

For thine is The Red, The Gold and The White, amen....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

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58Forever
10-19-2000, 02:45 PM
Hey and it's all in fun so before you religious types get your panties in a bunch, chilll....I'm already doomed to hell anyway... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

ROYC75
10-19-2000, 02:57 PM
OOOOUUUCCCHHH !!!!

Creative....but I don't know how the Big Guy upstairs is going to take it....REPENT REPENT REPENT.... Idolatry....Don't jinks us!

Besides...God allows u-turns in your life!

But it was creative...you got bigger balls than me!

58Forever
10-19-2000, 03:04 PM
It's not like I used God's name in vain or anything...as you can see I didn't even use capital letters in the first line...boy if you think this is good, you should have seen one of the religious discussions on the old BB...some of us quoted real scriptures with football pharases...that got some us excommunicated... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/frown.gif

you people just aren't any fun.... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

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58Forever
10-19-2000, 03:15 PM
OKAY ADMINS...GO AHEAD AND DELETE THIS TOPIC IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE OR IN POOR TASTE...I can take it....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

Raiderhader
10-19-2000, 03:36 PM
Hey, I am a Born Again Christian and I don't see anything wrong with it. I think it is funny and creative. Absolutley nothing offensive about it to me. http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

Raiderhader
10-19-2000, 03:39 PM
Furthermore I have always belived that God has a sense of humor. I also do not see anything wrong with asking God to help out your team. I personaly do not think that he would interfere because there are ussually Belivers on both sides of the ball.

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

58Forever
10-19-2000, 03:40 PM
Thank you Raider Hader...it's not like I blasphemed or anything...

My guess is it's better than getting on my knees and actually praying for a Chiefs win...Thy will be done...and I can take it whichever way that goes...

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58Forever
10-19-2000, 03:45 PM
I remember a movie about WWII...the German Officer says "Sometimes I wonder whose side God is on."....then they show an Allied Officer and he says the same thing...of course The Man is on all sides...and really, a football game is probably not exactly the kind of thing that gets prayers answered...so let's pray that no one gets hurt...except Kurt Warner and Faulk and the WRs and the entire starting offense for the Rams...but only for one game, nothing serious...maybe hemmoroids or something.... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

morphius
10-19-2000, 03:45 PM
Joe - I have no issue with it, kind of cute.

Morphius
Of course this is from a guy who was labeled as "evil"

58Forever
10-19-2000, 03:46 PM
jeff, I knew I could count on the Dark Side of the Force to be with me... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

morphius
10-19-2000, 03:49 PM
Joe - Though I was suprised that you didn't start it off with "Our DT who watches over Arrowhead", or the like.

morphius
10-19-2000, 03:51 PM
Joe to continue on with the last thought, without much thinking...

Crushing be thy Defense
The Rams they Come
They will be undone...<P>

Raiderhader
10-19-2000, 03:52 PM
58, I really don't think that God will CAUSE the entire offense of the Rams to get hurt. But he does ALLOW things to happen to people from time to time to test them. He even allows adversity for Christians, wich is good news considering that Kurt Warner is a Christian himself. God could suddenly decide that Kurt needs to remember were his talent comes from. Here is hoping anyways!

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

WisChief
10-19-2000, 03:54 PM
AMEN!!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Wade<P>

58Forever
10-19-2000, 03:57 PM
jeff, didn't think about the DT thing...but I'll leave it as it is...this is my prayer...there are many like it, but this one is mine... http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

BTW...I work for local Govt...they decided they'd give us the day off to honor Gov. Carnahan...so I won't be on the BB tomorrow...see everyone Monday when we can gloat over our victory....Chiefs 38, Rams 31.....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

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RaiderCorporate
10-19-2000, 04:09 PM
While you're at it pray for a field of mud... and a better game plan...

You'll need it.