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KChiefsQT
01-16-2006, 07:56 PM
Bonsai Kitten (http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html)

How in the world can this be legal???? This is insane... NOT TO MENTION CRUEL. SHHHHEEEEESH.


WARNING BLOWFISH AND LUV NEED NOT VISIT THIS SITE!!!

Taco John
01-16-2006, 07:57 PM
I bought one of those a few years ago... Talk about false advertising. It died within a month.

KChiefsQT
01-16-2006, 07:59 PM
I bought one of those a few years ago... Talk about false advertising. It died within a month.
Coming from you... I'm not that suprised.

Taco John
01-16-2006, 08:01 PM
Yeah, I'm not so good at keeping after those kinds of things. It was just a pain to always remember that the waste tube needed to be changed now and again. That's the part of it that people really don't think of when undertaking one of these hobbies...

Dunit35
01-16-2006, 08:02 PM
WTF???

KChiefsQT
01-16-2006, 08:03 PM
WTF???
Did you miss the link.... or did you skim by the introduction on the site???

Taco John
01-16-2006, 08:05 PM
They've since come out with Osmo-Guard since I last had the hobby. That stuff would have solved a lot of the problems I had with my "kit." I think I'll give it another try, but this time start a little smaller.

leviw
01-16-2006, 08:06 PM
Oh man. I spent an hour explaining this to a bunch of blonde college girls last year.

I'm too tired now.

Bob Dole
01-16-2006, 08:10 PM
That's the ONLY way to own a cat.

pak1983
01-16-2006, 08:14 PM
I thinks its a fake.

JBucc
01-16-2006, 08:16 PM
Nothin quite like superglued kitten ass to cheer you up on a bad day

leviw
01-16-2006, 08:17 PM
I thinks its a fake.

Everytime you kill a thread, God kills a kitten.

Pun intended.

Saulbadguy
01-16-2006, 08:17 PM
ROFL

alnorth
01-16-2006, 08:28 PM
Urban Legend

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

"Bonsai Kittens" are not real.

Taco John
01-16-2006, 08:29 PM
That would explain why mine died. I guess I was had.

KcMizzou
01-16-2006, 08:30 PM
Urban Legend

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

"Bonsai Kittens" are not real.Not yet they aren't.

Mwahahaha...:Pinky:

Phobia
01-16-2006, 08:36 PM
I thinks its a fake.

I think Pak might be right, guys. We really need to analyze this more closely.

Logical
01-16-2006, 08:37 PM
Yeah, I'm not so good at keeping after those kinds of things. It was just a pain to always remember that the waste tube needed to be changed now and again. That's the part of it that people really don't think of when undertaking one of these hobbies...ROFL

Dunit35
01-16-2006, 08:40 PM
Oh I see now, I just read the introduction of it. Thats got to be illegal, if real.

leviw
01-16-2006, 08:45 PM
Oh I see now, I just read the introduction of it. Thats got to be illegal, if real.

NoBODY is getting hurt.

Pants
01-16-2006, 09:24 PM
YEAH ITS REAL I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET ONCE

KChiefsQT
01-16-2006, 09:35 PM
I think Pak might be right, guys. We really need to analyze this more closely.
Call up Athan... from what I hear he has a way of getting accurate information and reporting it in an equally accurate manner. I wish I was his side-kick. :harumph:

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-16-2006, 09:54 PM
What exactly is rectal diverticulum?

Phobia
01-16-2006, 10:14 PM
Call up Athan... from what I hear he has a way of getting accurate information and reporting it in an equally accurate manner. I wish I was his side-kick. :harumph:

I think I could probably arrange for you to be his sidekick. Give me a couple days to work on that.

HolmeZz
01-16-2006, 10:20 PM
It's fake.

Iowanian
01-16-2006, 10:25 PM
What exactly is rectal diverticulum?

I think its....like a blow out "knot" on a tire....on in the arse

SPchief
01-16-2006, 10:27 PM
It's fake.



No its not

SNR
01-16-2006, 10:30 PM
Hey qt, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer?

Pants
01-16-2006, 10:32 PM
Hey qt, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer?

Also, if you have a tattoo, you should never expose it to the microwave when it's on. If you do, the tattoo ignites into a chemical fire that is impossible to put out.

beavis
01-16-2006, 10:32 PM
I think Pak might be right, guys. We really need to analyze this more closely.
I know that site is fake. The real ones are filled with water.

HolmeZz
01-16-2006, 10:37 PM
No its not

Yes it is. There's a reason they don't have wideshots of the cats actually in the glasses.

Pants
01-16-2006, 10:41 PM
Yes it is. There's a reason they don't have wideshots of the cats actually in the glasses.

Dude, it's real. My roommate's brother had one. I've seen pictures... it's like a full sized cat but really small. It stood on his palm. Pretty cool, even though a little cruel.

listopencil
01-17-2006, 12:26 AM
Also, if you have a tattoo, you should never expose it to the microwave when it's on. If you do, the tattoo ignites into a chemical fire that is impossible to put out.


That happened to my Grandma..she survived but it was really scary for her.

listopencil
01-17-2006, 12:35 AM
http://zealcorp.com/bonsaikitten/icubedmycat.gif.

greg63
01-17-2006, 12:37 AM
Does PETA know about this?

Taco John
01-17-2006, 12:39 AM
If you mean, People Eating Tasty Animals, the answer is yes.

I don't know about those other guys though.

greg63
01-17-2006, 12:40 AM
If you mean, People Eating Tasty Animals, the answer is yes.

I don't know about those other guys though.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL


Why yes; that is the organization I was referring too.

KChiefsQT
01-17-2006, 12:45 AM
Hey qt, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer?

Hey SNR did you know that you're a douche bag??
-----

Thats almost as good as your silly attempt to talk smack.

listopencil
01-17-2006, 12:46 AM
You know if a cow even thought it had half a chance it would kill you and eat you. Keep that in mind.

KChiefsQT
01-17-2006, 12:48 AM
I think I could probably arrange for you to be his sidekick. Give me a couple days to work on that.
No thanks. You seemed very thrilled about the position...I wouldn't want to take that away from you. Besides...I don't take jobs where I am authorized to bend over and "take it like a man". I like to keep my ass in one piece. Thanks anyways, Phil...you are too too kind. :p

Miles
01-17-2006, 12:49 AM
Dude, it's real. My roommate's brother had one. I've seen pictures... it's like a full sized cat but really small. It stood on his palm. Pretty cool, even though a little cruel.

All that changing of tubes sounds like a pain in the ass though.

listopencil
01-17-2006, 12:53 AM
All that changing of tubes sounds like a pain in the ass though.

Can't you just connect the tubes and use some kind of filter with an inlet to provide the nutrients that are consumed by the kitten? Then you would just have to change the filter once in a while, like the lint trap on a dryer.

SNR
01-17-2006, 01:09 AM
Hey SNR did you know that you're a douche bag??
-----

Thats almost as good as your silly attempt to talk smack.You put your hand up to your face, didn't you? :p

KChiefsQT
01-17-2006, 01:14 AM
You put your hand up to your face, didn't you? :p
heheheh. 'nuff said.

Miles
01-17-2006, 01:29 AM
Can't you just connect the tubes and use some kind of filter with an inlet to provide the nutrients that are consumed by the kitten? Then you would just have to change the filter once in a while, like the lint trap on a dryer.

Now you are thinking. Sounds like the start of a plan.

luv
01-17-2006, 01:53 AM
I looked at the first picture, and that was enough for me. Why would you even share something that twisted?

KChiefsQT
01-17-2006, 02:03 AM
I looked at the first picture, and that was enough for me. Why would you even share something that twisted?
Sorry... didn't mean to hurt your virgin eyes. :p

Miles
01-17-2006, 02:06 AM
I looked at the first picture, and that was enough for me. Why would you even share something that twisted?

What the big ass warning didn't do it for you.











yeah its very fake

DenverChief
01-17-2006, 03:49 AM
Also, if you have a tattoo, you should never expose it to the microwave when it's on. If you do, the tattoo ignites into a chemical fire that is impossible to put out.yeah that happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine once! She is one of the founding members of the FATTCHIC action group(Females Against Tattoos That Can Haphazardly Ignite Coalition)

KC Jones
01-17-2006, 04:22 AM
yeah that happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine once! She is one of the founding members of the FATTCHIC action group(Females Against Tattoos That Can Haphazardly Ignite Coalition)

Liar!

:D

DenverChief
01-17-2006, 04:23 AM
Liar!

:DROFL

Pants
01-17-2006, 05:01 AM
yeah that happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine once! She is one of the founding members of the FATTCHIC action group(Females Against Tattoos That Can Haphazardly Ignite Coalition)

ROFL

Bob Dole
01-17-2006, 05:54 AM
I looked at the first picture, and that was enough for me. Why would you even share something that twisted?

Good point.

The ginormous red "WARNING BLOWFISH AND LUV NEED NOT VISIT THIS SITE!!!" wasn't a tip-off or anything.

DenverChief
01-17-2006, 07:23 AM
yeah that happened to an ex-girlfriend of mine once! She is one of the founding members of the FATTCHIC action group(Females Against Tattoos That Can Haphazardly Ignite Coalition)
:Bartee:

KcMizzou
01-17-2006, 07:32 AM
The ginormous red "WARNING BLOWFISH AND LUV NEED NOT VISIT THIS SITE!!!" wasn't a tip-off or anything.ROFL

RedNFeisty
01-17-2006, 08:05 AM
That is rather twisted and sick. However, the fur did look really soft. :)

luv
01-17-2006, 11:24 AM
Good point.

The ginormous red "WARNING BLOWFISH AND LUV NEED NOT VISIT THIS SITE!!!" wasn't a tip-off or anything.
What do you take me for, being some 12 year old? I can handle pictures like that. I just didn't see the point in sharing them. Then again, there are plenty of cat haters on here who would probably try it.

Bob Dole
01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
What do you take me for, being some 12 year old? I can handle pictures like that. I just didn't see the point in sharing them.

Haven't you heard?

Jesus loves people who share.

luv
01-17-2006, 11:51 AM
Haven't you heard?

Jesus loves people who share.
Care to share that bike with me?

Bob Dole
01-17-2006, 11:54 AM
Care to share that bike with me?

Sure. Bob Dole has it set up for 1-up at the moment, but there's a passenger seat that can go back on in about 10 minutes.

luv
01-17-2006, 11:56 AM
Sure. Bob Dole has it set up for 1-up at the moment, but there's a passenger seat that can go back on in about 10 minutes.
Why? You wanting to come along too?

KChiefsQT
01-17-2006, 06:01 PM
What do you take me for, being some 12 year old? I can handle pictures like that. I just didn't see the point in sharing them. Then again, there are plenty of cat haters on here who would probably try it.

Hmmm... I don't see the point in a lot of people sharing the things they share on this website... if you don't like the thread skip on to the next. Like for example, your sun moon and stars tattoo. I was sick of hearing about those in highschool when every other girl was getting them plastered to their bodies. Very original and a topic I don't find enjoyable. I'm starting to get the sense you don't like the stuff I share with the planet so when you see my name as the thread starter... Maybe you should make a U-Turn. :hmmm:

As for your PM.... good lord. Ignore me if you can't handle me.
Good day now.

Thig Lyfe
01-17-2006, 06:24 PM
Hahahaha. This has been around for years now... and everybody knows it's fake -- or at least I thought so.

Bob Dole
01-17-2006, 06:35 PM
Hmmm... I don't see the point in a lot of people sharing the things they share on this website... if you don't like the thread skip on to the next. Like for example, your sun moon and stars tattoo. I was sick of hearing about those in highschool when every other girl was getting them plastered to their bodies. Very original and a topic I don't find enjoyable. I'm starting to get the sense you don't like the stuff I share with the planet so when you see my name as the thread starter... Maybe you should make a U-Turn. :hmmm:

As for your PM.... good lord. Ignore me if you can't handle me.
Good day now.

CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!