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SLAG
01-16-2006, 10:29 PM
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_11.jpg


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http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_17.jpg


http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_20.jpg

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SLAG
01-16-2006, 10:29 PM
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_28.jpg

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and the Food was.....


http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_36.jpg

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_37.jpg

Dosent he look Familier

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_38.jpg

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_41.jpg

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http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_43.jpg


high tech Copy machine

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_45.jpg

and what are they Xeroxing?

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_46.jpg

SLAG
01-16-2006, 10:29 PM
Amtrack Train Wreck Article...

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:hmmm:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_50.jpg


A Broncos Fan Is missing something


http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_51.jpg


Sweet Temtations Restaraunt..

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/H_3072_53.jpg

Dunit35
01-16-2006, 10:36 PM
The boner one is hilarious.

KCChiefsMan
01-16-2006, 10:54 PM
nice

SLAG
01-17-2006, 01:32 PM
Bump for day

joesomebody
01-17-2006, 01:52 PM
Some of this writing style reminds me of Athan.

Nick Athan
01-17-2006, 01:53 PM
I see nothing out of the ordinary; here.

sedated
01-17-2006, 01:55 PM
Where can I buy that counterfeit copier?

Do they take black-and-white dollar bills?

Rain Man
01-17-2006, 01:59 PM
I liked the diesel fuel one. It was better than Cats.

JBucc
01-17-2006, 04:06 PM
Only reason to watch Leno

DenverChief
01-23-2006, 03:47 PM
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers



Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


Miners Refuse to Work after Death


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


War Dims Hope for Peace


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead






SIGNS:


In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER......

PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)

Reaper16
01-23-2006, 03:53 PM
From today's ESPN Page 2:

Pittsburgh: "Steelers send Larry Foote home for Super Bowl; Backup running back also a Detroit native"

Seattle: "Seahawks reach Super Bowl! Full Apocalypse coverage beginning tomorrow"

Denver: "Under-the-radar Broncos now completely off the radar"

Carolina: "UNC wins on heels of Duke's upset loss; See NFL coverage on Page C32"

Detroit: "City braces for onslaught of negative articles from fully comped football writers"

Arizona: "Denver somehow shocked by Plummer's poor play"

International: "Latest Bin Laden tape predicts death to infidels, Steelers to cover spread"