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4th and Long
01-18-2006, 08:00 PM
I'm not much for watching television. I hear enough noise at work during the day; heart monitors, phone ringing, bitching nurses, etc., to make me beg for peace and quiet when I get home. I prefer the gentle hum of my PC fan over the television, sans a good Chiefs game, any day of the week.

So I'm sitting here, digesting my dinner and channel surfing. *click* Some cop show ... *click* a civil war show ... *click* Myth Busters ... hmmm ... naaaaaah ... *click* a cheesy movie with some people dancing ... *click* Jillian Barberie talking about skating and ... WHOAH! *setting down remote* Jillian Barberie, in a flimsy outfit, skating on the ice, in some very bendy positions.

DUHROOL DUHROOL! :drool:

I don't care if she was molested as a kid. I want to molest her myself, right now!

bishop_74
01-18-2006, 08:10 PM
Wasn't sure who she was so I looked her up. YESSIR CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!
http://www.mhlff.com/files/JillianBarberie.jpg

CHENZ A!
01-18-2006, 08:10 PM
she's pretty hot for being around 40, but have you ever seen her on Fox pregame? she does the weather or something, and man is she ****ing annoying. Somebody put something in that broads mouth quick.

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 08:12 PM
she's pretty hot for being around 40, but have you ever seen her on Fox pregame? she does the weather or something, and man is she ****ing annoying. Somebody put something in that broads mouth quick.
Her looks and her bod far outweight any annoying factors but if it helps console you, putting something in her mouth is part of my master plan.

SLAG
01-18-2006, 08:18 PM
Wasn't sure who she was so I looked her up. YESSIR CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!



AMEN!!!!

KChiefs1
01-18-2006, 08:20 PM
I was watching Lost....by the sounds of it I should have TIVO'd the skating thing huh.

Claynus
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
Carrie Underwood > Jillian Barberie

Sure-Oz
01-18-2006, 08:40 PM
Id stick my weiner in her mouth and let her try to explain the weather to me on gameday!

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 08:51 PM
Carrie Underwood > Jillian Barberie
:shake:

Underwood :Lin: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Barberie :drool:
http://jrhull.typepad.com/seward_street/images/carrie032205.jpg http://itgirlpublicrelations.com/headshots/small/jillbarb.jpg

Barberie > Underwood

Claynus
01-18-2006, 08:52 PM
:shake:

Underwood :Lin: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Barberie :drool:
http://jrhull.typepad.com/seward_street/images/carrie032205.jpg http://itgirlpublicrelations.com/headshots/small/jillbarb.jpg

Barberie > Underwood

You must be joking.

SLAG
01-18-2006, 08:56 PM
:shake:

Underwood :Lin: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Barberie :drool:
http://jrhull.typepad.com/seward_street/images/carrie032205.jpg http://itgirlpublicrelations.com/headshots/small/jillbarb.jpg

Barberie > Underwood
Im not Laughing

Ari Chi3fs
01-18-2006, 08:57 PM
Barberie is way hot, but her voice sounds like she has been smoking 4 packs of unfiltered Camels a day since she was 12.

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 08:58 PM
You must be joking.
You must be blind from jerking off to all those ulgy pictures of Underwood.

Claynus
01-18-2006, 08:59 PM
You must be blind from jerking off to all those ulgy pictures of Underwood.

Wanna post a poll and see who wins? :)

Simplex3
01-18-2006, 09:01 PM
Wanna post a poll and see who wins? :)
My poll has already told me the winner and it's Barberie.

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 09:01 PM
Wanna post a poll and see who wins? :)
Go right ahead. If you intend on using pictures, please use the one I posted. Thank you.

Claynus
01-18-2006, 09:02 PM
Go right ahead. If you intend on using pictures, please use the one I posted. Thank you.

OK. That's the picture you want? 'cus I'm picking one of my own for Carrie.

Cool?

SLAG
01-18-2006, 09:02 PM
Barberie is way hot, but her voice sounds like she has been smoking 4 packs of unfiltered Camels a day since she was 12.



She has..


Per Dr. Drew.

Females who have a voice that sounds like a little girl were Verly Likely to be molested/ abused around the time that their voice sounds like (ie: 12yo Voice.... Molested at age 12)


Barberie has admitted to beeing Molested when she was younger

(she thought it had happend to everyone right :shrug:)

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 09:03 PM
OK. That's the picture you want? 'cus I'm picking one of my own for Carrie.

Cool?
In all fairness, if we want to make this even, you must use a head shot only, just as I did. Then I'm "cool."

SLAG
01-18-2006, 09:05 PM
In all fairness, if we want to make this even, you must use a head shot only, just as I did. Then I'm "cool."


Im getting the Popcorn...

My Vote goes to Barberie

Claynus
01-18-2006, 09:06 PM
In all fairness, if we want to make this even, you must use a head shot only, just as I did. Then I'm "cool."

Your picture goes down to the bottom of her tits. I'm going to use a similar picture.

Cool?

You can find another pic if you want.

Simplex3
01-18-2006, 09:06 PM
In all fairness, if we want to make this even, you must use a head shot only, just as I did. Then I'm "cool."
Headshots only gives the leg up to Pudgy Underwood. I'd run the best picture you can get of each. Post #2 works pretty damn nice for Barerie.

Claynus
01-18-2006, 09:09 PM
Headshots only gives the leg up to Pudgy Underwood. I'd run the best picture you can get of each. Post #2 works pretty damn nice for Barerie.

No way. There are no bikini shots of Ms. Underwood.

SLAG
01-18-2006, 09:11 PM
No way. There are no bikini shots of Ms. Underwood.


She was Probably never Molested

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 09:11 PM
Your picture goes down to the bottom of her tits. I'm going to use a similar picture.

Cool?

You can find another pic if you want.
I guess it does at that. In that case, let's make it, top of the head to the bottom of the breasts. Two pic limit.

Here's my 2 pics. Nothing fancy.

http://itgirlpublicrelations.com/headshots/small/jillbarb.jpg http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/f/f5604d41a0.jpg

Claynus
01-18-2006, 09:12 PM
I guess it does at that. In that case, let's make it, top of the head to the bottom of the breasts. Two pic limit.

Here's my 2 pics. Nothing fancy.

http://itgirlpublicrelations.com/headshots/small/jillbarb.jpg http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/f/f5604d41a0.jpg

Excellent. I have my two images as well.

4th and Long
01-18-2006, 09:13 PM
Headshots only gives the leg up to Pudgy Underwood. I'd run the best picture you can get of each. Post #2 works pretty damn nice for Barerie.
I have it on good authority that Underwood shops at Wal-Mart on a regular basis. Just thought you should know.

I'm going to bed now. Goodnight everyone.

Sure-Oz
01-18-2006, 09:15 PM
i say jillian end of story.

SLAG
01-18-2006, 09:18 PM
anyone know why i dont have a Sig.


Or better yet why im not allowed to have?

:shrug:

Skip Towne
01-18-2006, 09:20 PM
You passed up a COPS show and A Civil War show to look at that skank? She is the queen of camel toe. Her cooter is as big as a sailor's hat. She has to shove her guts back up inside her every morning. Those pics you posted are either very old or very photoshopped. She is an old whore.

NJ Chief Fan
01-18-2006, 09:23 PM
You passed up a COPS show and A Civil War show to look at that skank? She is the queen of camel toe. Her cooter is as big as a sailor's hat. She has to shove her guts back up inside her every morning. Those pics you posted are either very old or very photoshopped. She is an old whore.


speakin of cops skip, i think i saw you on the show a couple days ago, you were gettin locked up for fighting over a parking spot, and when the cops got there they checked your car and found a hand gun with a tylenol bottle filled with bullets and a bunch of knives

alanm
01-18-2006, 09:25 PM
My poll has already told me the winner and it's Barberie.
ROFL ROFL :thumb:

Skip Towne
01-18-2006, 09:26 PM
speakin of cops skip, i think i saw you on the show a couple days ago, you were gettin locked up for fighting over a parking spot, and when the cops got there they checked your car and found a hand gun with a tylenol bottle filled with bullets and a bunch of knives
I didn't think that episode had aired yet. :shrug:

NJ Chief Fan
01-18-2006, 09:29 PM
I didn't think that episode had aired yet. :shrug:
ROFL just bustin your balls old man

Tribal Warfare
01-18-2006, 10:25 PM
On that skatig show on FOX I'd rather tap Kristie Swansons babelicious ass :drool:

Dunit35
01-18-2006, 10:29 PM
Wasn't sure who she was so I looked her up. YESSIR CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!
http://www.mhlff.com/files/JillianBarberie.jpg

Ummm....this isnt the seventies. She needs a trim something fierce. Thats actually kind of gross... I mean just the crotch part...

Skip Towne
01-18-2006, 10:35 PM
Ummm....this isnt the seventies. She needs a trim something fierce. Thats actually kind of gross... I mean just the crotch part...
See post #30. That ain't hair that can be trimmed.

Dunit35
01-18-2006, 10:40 PM
See post #30. That ain't hair that can be trimmed.

Wow, if that aint hair than it must feel like throwing a hot dog through a hallway when sleepin with her. But whom I kidding, Id definately do both of them. But Carrie first. I dont want to give Carrie diseases from Jullian.