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Donger
01-18-2006, 09:19 PM
So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?

Iowanian
01-18-2006, 09:20 PM
She thinks her ghey cousin harold, who was in the back room would like to shag you sally.

SLAG
01-18-2006, 09:21 PM
She wanted you to ask for a happy ending

Brock
01-18-2006, 09:21 PM
That was a dude.

KChiefs1
01-18-2006, 09:22 PM
where's this motel at?

chappy
01-18-2006, 09:23 PM
I believe its in Holland

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:24 PM
Oddly enough, she was/is very attractive. Being happily married, I'm not going to do anything, but damn.

PastorMikH
01-18-2006, 09:24 PM
So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?



She probably noticed that you were in severe need of a shower and, knowing how small those hotel soap bars are, was trying to make it easier for you to ask for enough soap to wash your legs with.

:)

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:25 PM
where's this motel at?

A Marriott in Dallas. And I don't think they appreciate their hotel being called a motel.

Smed1065
01-18-2006, 09:25 PM
If you have to ask if you was offered some! It does not really mattter because it sounds like you might have to ask what was next. :)

Skip Towne
01-18-2006, 09:25 PM
Jasmine? Is she a stripper or a hooker or both?

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:26 PM
She probably noticed that you were in severe need of a shower and, knowing how small those hotel soap bars are, was trying to make it easier for you to ask for enough soap to wash your legs with.

:)

I've no idea what you're talking about.

milkman
01-18-2006, 09:27 PM
So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?

She has C4me on speed dial.

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:27 PM
Jasmine? Is she a stripper or a hooker or both?

If she has a second job, I'm afraid that I don't know.

Sure-Oz
01-18-2006, 09:31 PM
Dude let her touch your penis!

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:31 PM
She has C4me on speed dial.

1-800-DUM-BASS?

Bowser
01-18-2006, 09:31 PM
Order up porn for your room. If you get a call ten minutes in wanting to know if everything is going OK, you'll have your answer.

Pants
01-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Oddly enough, she was/is very attractive. Being happily married, I'm not going to do anything, but damn.

**** that, there's no way she ever finds out. Go for it. I'm sure the clerk isn't looking for any sort of relationship, just one night of fun.

Skip Towne
01-18-2006, 09:33 PM
If she has a second job, I'm afraid that I don't know.
Let me lay it out for you. "Jasmine" kinda sounds like a stage name to me. And maybe it isn't a "second job". Maybe she practices her trade out of the hotel. Wouldn't be the first time.

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:34 PM
**** that, there's no way she ever finds out. Go for it. I'm sure the clerk isn't looking for any sort of relationship, just one night of fun.

It's not a question of whether or not my wife would ever find out.

Bowser
01-18-2006, 09:35 PM
**** that, there's no way she ever finds out. Go for it. I'm sure the clerk isn't looking for any sort of relationship, just one night of fun.

Yeah, but herpes is a gift that keeps on giving. Even to the Mrs.

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:35 PM
Let me lay it out for you. "Jasmine" kinda sounds like a stage name to me. And maybe it isn't a "second job". Maybe she practices her trade out of the hotel. Wouldn't be the first time.

I've known a few Jasmines in my life. Not one has been a whore or stripper.

Perhaps it's a generational thing?

Sure-Oz
01-18-2006, 09:36 PM
Go take a pic and post it on the planet aawwww ski ski

Pants
01-18-2006, 09:37 PM
Yeah, but herpes is a gift that keeps on giving. Even to the Mrs.

Yeah, you're right. She's gotta be a slutty nympho to be offering to complete strangers like that. She's prolly got the whole arsenal to give.

jspchief
01-18-2006, 09:37 PM
Sounds to me like someone doesn't know how to differentiate between flirting and old fashioned southern hospitality.

PastorMikH
01-18-2006, 09:38 PM
there's no way she ever finds out. Go for it. I'm sure the clerk isn't looking for any sort of relationship, just one night of fun.



I bet that's what Kobe thought too.

Donger
01-18-2006, 09:40 PM
Sounds to me like someone doesn't know how to differentiate between flirting and old fashioned southern hospitality.

That's possible. I must admit that aside from nipple-tweaking retarded girls, I'm somewhat out-of-practice.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-18-2006, 09:47 PM
Go take a pic and post it on the planet aawwww ski ski



Some of us would appreciate you doing the same thing with that fine young tender in your avatar. ;)

Dallas Chief
01-18-2006, 09:56 PM
Sounds like the Jasmine from the DFW Airport Marriott. Everybody knows her...

gblowfish
01-18-2006, 10:07 PM
Is this Jasmine the Mariott desk clerk?

ChiefsFire
01-18-2006, 10:11 PM
well heres a crazy off the wall idea...

CALL DOWN THERE TELL HER YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND....

geezuz..are we gonna haveta come down and hold it still so you can stick it in her?

Donger
01-18-2006, 10:14 PM
Is this Jasmine the Mariott desk clerk?

No. The gal downstairs is blonde and blue-eyed.

Donger
01-18-2006, 10:14 PM
well heres a crazy off the wall idea...

CALL DOWN THERE TELL HER YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND....

geezuz..are we gonna haveta come down and hold it still so you can stick it in her?

I'm married.

ChiefsFire
01-18-2006, 10:16 PM
I'm married.
hi...


im sorry

dont bang her...call and ask for an extra pillow...if she shows up with a strapon and a blowup Delt doll,odds are she was offering the punahny(sp)..

Donger
01-18-2006, 10:18 PM
hi...


im sorry

dont bang her...call and ask for an extra pillow...if she shows up with a strapon and a blowup Delt doll,odds are she was offering the punahny(sp)..

That doesn't sound even moderately appealing.

nychief
01-18-2006, 10:20 PM
hey donger, it worked for Kobe. I could work for you.

Donger
01-18-2006, 10:28 PM
hey donger, it worked for Kobe. I could work for you.

I don't want any more employees, thanks.

Tribal Warfare
01-18-2006, 10:39 PM
Donger I'll give you a serious answer . No, you weren't dude, some girls are highly flirtatious and believes that's the proper etiquette in dealing wth the opposite sex. offsubject, one time I was offered a BJ at Arrowhead by a cute/hot chick.

Donger
01-18-2006, 10:41 PM
Donger I'll give you a serious answer . No, you weren't dude, some girls are highly flirtatious and believes that's the proper etiquette in dealing wth the opposite sex. Though one time I was offered a BJ at Arrowhead by a cute/hot chick.

That's certainly a possibility.

Archie F. Swin
01-18-2006, 11:36 PM
Dallas? For God's sake whatever you do dont catch the place on fire!!!

Mecca
01-18-2006, 11:38 PM
Donger I'll give you a serious answer . No, you weren't dude, some girls are highly flirtatious and believes that's the proper etiquette in dealing wth the opposite sex. offsubject, one time I was offered a BJ at Arrowhead by a cute/hot chick.

I obviously need to go to more games.

CosmicPal
01-18-2006, 11:40 PM
Depends....

Did she give you a sheepish smile? Did she move her hair with her hand? Did she move her head to one side when she gave you her name?

If so, she was flirting. If not, she was just being hospitible as she should be.

RJ
01-18-2006, 11:54 PM
It's a very fine line between a customer service professional and a sleazy whore just waiting to hop in the sack with the next guy who rolls in off the shuttle bus.

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 05:31 PM
Please tell me you caught a flight back home this am..

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:33 PM
Please tell me you caught a flight back home this am..

Why? You horny?

Calcountry
01-19-2006, 05:43 PM
So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?Were you wearing shorts? If so, I am sure that the sweaty stench of your uncleaned legs turned her on.

Calcountry
01-19-2006, 05:43 PM
Why? You horny?ROFL:clap:

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 05:46 PM
Why? You horny?




:rolleyes:.........I just want to know when it's safe to return to Dallas......:D

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:49 PM
:rolleyes:.........I just want to know when it's safe to return to Dallas......:D

What does my being in Dallas have anything to do with your safety?

Calcountry
01-19-2006, 05:49 PM
I've no idea what you're talking about.You never do.

Sfeihc
01-19-2006, 05:53 PM
I travel often and stay at several different Marriott properties and most seem to share the same friendliness as Donger described. I've even had them call my room a few minutes after I check in and ask if I needed anything and if the room was okay.

chiefs4me
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
What does my being in Dallas have anything to do with your safety?



:rolleyes:

Phobia
01-19-2006, 05:55 PM
offsubject, one time I was offered a BJ at Arrowhead by a cute/hot chick.

Was she skilled?

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:58 PM
I travel often and stay at several different Marriott properties and most seem to share the same friendliness as Donger described. I've even had them call my room a few minutes after I check in and ask if I needed anything and if the room was okay.

They do that for their gold members. And, yes, that was a softball.

I would have written it off as friendly professionalism if it weren't for the "change your mind" comment.

Donger
01-19-2006, 05:58 PM
:rolleyes:

What?

sedated
01-19-2006, 07:18 PM
It depends on her non-verbal communication when she says, "If you change your mind"

Did she smile when she said it?

I really suggest making up some BS that you need, and see what happens.

The Planet urges you - we need to know

sedated
01-19-2006, 07:27 PM
Wasn't Jasmine the real name for the Gimp in Pulp Fiction?

savedin79
01-20-2006, 12:13 AM
Dream on!

Tribal Warfare
01-20-2006, 12:21 AM
Was she skilled?


She did give a good sample on my knuckle.

Phobia
01-20-2006, 12:24 AM
She did give a good sample on my knuckle.
Wuh?

greg63
01-20-2006, 12:25 AM
So, I just checked into my hotel room. The gal behind the front desk was very friendly. She even asked three times if there were anything else I needed. After the third time, I responded, "No, okay? I'm fine." She looked perplexed and said, "Well, if you change your mind, just call the front desk and ask for Jasmine."

"Change my mind?" WTF does that mean?


Well typically; the person asking is referring to one thinking differently about a situation. However, depending on the personís intelligence they could be referring to a literal change of mind such as a brain transplant.


I hope this helped. :D

jspchief
01-20-2006, 12:26 AM
Good grief, if she was really some slutty clerk that wanted to play cum bucket again, she wouldn't have been so subtle about it. I'm sure she knows how to make her intentions clear.

Tribal Warfare
01-20-2006, 12:53 AM
Wuh?


It was during the Raider game, and It was halftime getting beer for my friends. So when I was getting back to my seat this girl said " are your the the guy that was yelling really loud when the Chiefs were playing defense." Of course I said yes , because it is Arrowhead tradition to yell till your voice is completely shot. This girl then took my hand that was free and started sucking on my knuckle while the other was holding the beers for my buddies. I shit you not, I almost dropped the damn thing, because of the shear shock value. Since my buddies were waiting on their beers, and it was the Raider game, I had to pass damn it!!!! :banghead:

jAZ
01-20-2006, 07:12 AM
What harm is there in asking her directly? You are at a hotel which I'm guessing you don't visit routinely, correct? And you will not be seeing her again, ever?

I'd be curious enough (don't confuse that with tempted, I'm very, very happily married) to want to ask her directly if she was offering something particular.

Inspector
01-20-2006, 07:27 AM
What harm is there in asking her directly? You are at a hotel which I'm guessing you don't visit routinely, correct? And you will not be seeing her again, ever?

I'd be curious enough (don't confuse that with tempted, I'm very, very happily married) to want to ask her directly if she was offering something particular.


This is what I'm thinking.

I've learned in my life that being direct sometimes is the best method of getting to the facts.

However in this situation and since you are happily married and faithful, do what I'd do. Just smile and forget it.

Of course I've been married for a long time and well...am pretty happy at home.