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Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 07:52 AM
Sometimes, I really get into the fart moment... and enjoy total fart bliss. The wife sometimes gets agitated when I lift my leg up and get 100% of potential fart noise out there.

Interesting, but in elementary school, I was so reserved with the fart rumble... now, just let them rip.

What were some of your most notorious fart production moments? Farts at embarassing/ inopportune moments?

jspchief
01-19-2006, 07:53 AM
I don't fart around my wife, and I don't generally fart in public.

Saulbadguy
01-19-2006, 07:54 AM
Yep.

Mr. Kotter
01-19-2006, 07:56 AM
I don't fart around my wife, and I don't generally fart in public.

Closet Farter, eh?

Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 07:56 AM
I don't fart around my wife, and I don't generally fart in public.


Yeah, girls dont fart. :P

Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 07:57 AM
I used to rip them during detention... everyone would be rolling, and the teacher really couldnt do anything about it.

It owned.

Saulbadguy
01-19-2006, 07:59 AM
Closet Farter, eh?
That reminds me of when I was dating. I'd have farts build up inside me for the entire date until the girl left. That was the worse feeling in the world.

jspchief
01-19-2006, 08:02 AM
I used to rip them during detention... everyone would be rolling, and the teacher really couldnt do anything about it.

It owned.Awesome. Are you 12?

Saulbadguy
01-19-2006, 08:10 AM
Awesome. Are you 12?
I see you haven't noticed Ali Chi3fs around before.

Mr. Kotter
01-19-2006, 08:15 AM
That reminds me of when I was dating. I'd have farts build up inside me for the entire date until the girl left. That was the worse feeling in the world.

Heh. Yeah, you can only excuse yourself to the bathroom once or twice without her wondering what's going on....

Seek
01-19-2006, 08:20 AM
I was in a computer class. Everyone was reading some disk that the teacher gave us. The computer room of was chilled, with tile floors and brick walls. Great acoustics. Man this one just snuck out. RIP...

Everyone in the class started snickering. The teacher comes over and basically degrates the poor guy next to me. He is saying it wasn't me. I swear, I didn't do it. Fine young man, let me see your demerit card. UH, I don't have mine, which is automatic detention. He was quick to point me out after that. And she refused to listen.

savedin79
01-19-2006, 08:22 AM
yes

Simplex3
01-19-2006, 08:23 AM
I used to have an employee who would come into my office, sit on my desk, rip one off, then stand up and leave. He didn't last long.

Sybil
01-19-2006, 08:33 AM
Boys, boys, boys....

Dartgod
01-19-2006, 08:35 AM
Not if I'm really rank. I keep 'em silent so people can't run and hide before the stench grabs them.

:fart:

Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 01:58 PM
Awesome. Are you 12?

Yeah, back in 1985...