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siberian khatru
01-19-2006, 01:18 PM
Although at first I thought I had given birth to a new Nick Athan story. Same consistency, comprised of the same material, smelled pretty much the same.

It felt good to take a load off my mind.

Count Alex's Losses
01-19-2006, 01:19 PM
Were there any corn nuggets?

siberian khatru
01-19-2006, 01:23 PM
Were there any corn nuggets?

No, I tend to eat corn more in the summer. It was corn-free.

There was a little thread of something light-colored in it, though. Maybe just mucous, although I am currently checking my sources for possible leads.

way2kalm
01-19-2006, 01:27 PM
No, I tend to eat corn more in the summer. It was corn-free.

There was a little thread of something light-colored in it, though. Maybe just mucous, although I am currently checking my sources for possible leads.

THAT'S JUST F**KIN' GROSS!!! :shake: DO WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT? :Lin:

siberian khatru
01-19-2006, 01:29 PM
THAT'S JUST F**KIN' GROSS!!! :shake: DO WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT? :Lin:

I report. You decide.

Cochise
01-19-2006, 01:30 PM
I know that I reported that I took a dump earlier, but what I really meant was that I had verified that Siberian took one. I didn't report it I just verified that his story was true and... said it myself... so it's not like I reported it...

ptlyon
01-19-2006, 01:37 PM
Sources. We need sources!!!

siberian khatru
01-19-2006, 01:38 PM
Sources. We need sources!!!

This one I just pulled out of my ass.

ptlyon
01-19-2006, 01:40 PM
This one I just pulled out of my ass.

Then it is exactly like a Nick Athan story.

Sure-Oz
01-19-2006, 01:41 PM
Wow i took an Athan also!

siberian khatru
01-19-2006, 01:41 PM
Then it is exactly like a Nick Athan story.

You are Tiger Woods, my friend.

ptlyon
01-19-2006, 01:43 PM
You are Tiger Woods, my friend.

You are the Abbot to my Costello, sib.

Knock knock.

tk13
01-19-2006, 01:44 PM
I stand by my original story. Siberian isn't even qualified to take a dump. That's why he's been a fecal position coach for 10 years.

siberian khatru
01-19-2006, 01:45 PM
I stand by my original story. Siberian isn't even qualified to take a dump. That's why he's been a fecal position coach for 10 years.

Bah, the shit eventually floats to the top.

SLAG
01-19-2006, 02:15 PM
Damn, I just went to Go Drop the Browns Off at the Super Bowl, and All the dam Stalls are taken.

:cuss: Damnit Carl

KCChiefsMan
01-19-2006, 02:18 PM
I also just took a dump..........but I cannot remember if I flushed or not :hmmm:

SLAG
01-19-2006, 02:31 PM
Alright, Went back and it was free and clear.


My Lower Intestine is Singing my Praises

ptlyon
01-19-2006, 02:32 PM
Alright, Went back and it was free and clear.


Thank God that is resolved. :clap:

Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 02:34 PM
Siberian's Dump likely to be named HC of Detroit as early as Monday.

Nick Athan
-Publisher

SLAG
01-19-2006, 02:34 PM
Thank God that is resolved. :clap:

Thank YOU for your Support during these Tribulations

ptlyon
01-19-2006, 02:36 PM
Thank YOU for your Support during these Tribulations

There were several tense moments I am sure.

journeyscarab
01-19-2006, 02:37 PM
This thread is lame without pictures.

Dunit35
01-19-2006, 02:37 PM
Confirmed, If I wouldnt have dropped out of my World Civ class today and would have attended it, I would have dumped in my pants in class. But thankfully I made it back just in time.

Der Flöprer
01-19-2006, 02:41 PM
In other news, the turds free flow today for a large man in Seattle named Chiefman420. While original reports showed a clogged pipe in the area, new news coming in off the wire shows that those kids are diving into the pool with reckless abandon. Asked about the sudden enthusiam of his bowels Mr. 420 stated, "I would like to thank God, coffee, smokes, and the fine upstanding members of Chiefsplanet for all of their shitty advice." Looks like the drought is over folks, here's to a new beginning.

savedin79
01-19-2006, 07:59 PM
Nice, meet your brother!

Bowser
01-19-2006, 08:04 PM
So essentially Siberian is telling us he reached into a toilet and took poop from one location to another. And this took a load off his mind.

Somewhere, a calm feeling of peace has just come over JimNasium.