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Count Zarth
01-19-2006, 03:21 PM
But look on the bright side...the Broncos are DOOOOMED!

http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1852.cfm

The Yellowstone Park volcano is a true Super Volcano It is also produced by the dreaded "Slow or Silent" earthquake, and scientists know little about it, as it has been "recently discovered by science"

Now, let us examine the possible consequences of a massive explosion of a Super Volcano. Remember the earlier revelation that all persons living within a 600 mile radius of Yellowstone Park are in danger of dying. This map depicts the region covered by a 600 mile radius from Yellowstone Park.

http://www.cuttingedge.org/yellowstone-volcano.gif

Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 03:24 PM
something that crazy would, no doubt, hurt Season tickets sales in Denver and Seattle.

mike_b_284
01-19-2006, 03:25 PM
Notice Denver is the only nfl team inside that radius (except seatle, barely.) Coincidence or divine intervention?

mike_b_284
01-19-2006, 03:26 PM
something that crazy would, no doubt, hurt Season tickets sales in Denver and Seattle.

Thought stealing bastard :cuss:

Ari Chi3fs
01-19-2006, 03:29 PM
heh. i think you need a more credible news source.

The New World Order is coming! Are you ready? Once you understand what this New World Order really is, and how it is being gradually implemented, you will be able to see it progressing in your daily news!!

Skip Towne
01-19-2006, 03:29 PM
I'm outside that circle. Let 'er rip!!

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 03:31 PM
Run for your lives! Yellowstone national park is a SUPER VOLCANO!Wow, really?

htismaqe
01-19-2006, 03:31 PM
Jesus Christ, this is old news.

I watched it on Discovery like 3 years ago.

StcChief
01-19-2006, 03:32 PM
Being East of explosion and smoke dust fallout would be bad for some time.

The lava flow bunch of forest fires.

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 03:35 PM
And yes, it could blow tomorrow. Or 100 years from now. Or 10,000 years from now. Or 500,000 years from now. It could be a super-eruption that would **** things up for the country and world as a whole, it could be a very bad but more localized eruption, or it could end up never erupting again at that spot.

There's not enough data to really set a reliable timetable. If it happens, OHSH; if not, good.

SLAG
01-19-2006, 03:38 PM
Welcome to Last year GoPaint

Donger
01-19-2006, 03:39 PM
Sounds like gochiefs needs to pull his head out of his caldera. This isn't exactly breaking news.

kc-nd
01-19-2006, 04:15 PM
I will say this.

Whenever I stay in the park, I always realize that sometime crazy could happen (earthquake, volcano), and I might not make it.

Of course, that happens whenever I rent a car at the Minneapolis airport and have to drive to a meeting.

tiptap
01-19-2006, 06:34 PM
I am glad my summer/retirement abode is across the Sound from Seattle. It makes it ok if Mt. Rainier blows ala Mt St Helen's like.

Ultra Peanut
01-19-2006, 06:42 PM
Sounds like gochiefs needs to pull his head out of his caldera. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Guru
01-19-2006, 07:58 PM
Notice Denver is the only nfl team inside that radius (except seatle, barely.) Coincidence or divine intervention?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
:rockon::rockon:PBJ:Bartee::thumb:

kcfanintitanhell
01-19-2006, 08:04 PM
It makes sense now that Edgar Keasey, on his deathbed, predicted that he would be reincarnated and born on the shores of Nebraska in the year 2010.
Not sure if I spelled his last name correctly but he ranks right up there with Nostrodamus-and I'm not sure if I spelled his name right either.
But it's some scary shit, nonetheless.

Bwana
01-19-2006, 08:11 PM
I'm outside that circle. Let 'er rip!!

Heh! I'm not but I'm also on the shit happens program so I don't lose any sleep about it.

Rain Man
01-19-2006, 09:43 PM
I'm outside that circle. Let 'er rip!!

Have you given any thought at all to the impacts of a supervolcano eruption on satellite reception? You'd be ruined.

Skip Towne
01-19-2006, 09:46 PM
Have you given any thought at all to the impacts of a supervolcano eruption on satellite reception? You'd be ruined.
Au contraire. I'd get tons of service calls.

Otter
01-19-2006, 10:20 PM
Heh! I'm not but I'm also on the shit happens program so I don't lose any sleep about it.

If that bad boy ever decides to leave out a big burp you're probably better off being in the circle.

jspchief
01-19-2006, 11:07 PM
That's some of the most beautiful country in the U.S. I'd hate to see it destroyed.

greg63
01-19-2006, 11:39 PM
I'm outside that circle. Let 'er rip!!


Yup! One of the very few things that make me grateful I live in Southeast Kansas.

Bwana
01-20-2006, 05:50 AM
If that bad boy ever decides to leave out a big burp you're probably better off being in the circle.

No doubt, but I'll play the odds on this one. The worst part is, if this thing ever cuts loose, there will be another 600 square miles that looks like North Dakota. :shake:












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