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NewChief
01-20-2006, 11:02 AM
Alright, posting about this tramp is lame, but since I teach at a high school it really bothers me that adolescent girls actually look up to this idiot. Anyway, here's the article:

http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013
Legal Papers Prove She's No Einstein
Heiress is geographically and verbally challenged
By TMZ.COM STAFF

(Jan. 19) -- TMZ has obtained a Paris Hilton deposition in which the heiress makes it painfully clear -- Greeks and geography are not her strong suits.

The deposition was taken last November, in connection with a defamation lawsuit filed by Zeta Graff against Ms. Hilton. Graff claims Hilton planted lies about her in the New York Post gossip column, Page Six. The item says Graff went "berserk" on a London dance floor last July and allegedly attacked Hilton, trying to remove Hilton's multi-million dollar necklace before being tossed from the club.

Hilton admits the incident never took place but denies spreading the lies.

In her deposition, Hilton is asked about a companion that night whose first name was Terry. When asked if she knew his last name, Hilton replied: "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

Hilton was also asked if she was aware that the article had been republished in various newspapers. Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked, "Were there U.K. publications?" Hilton responded: "No... there is stuff in London." Hilton's lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in: "London is a U.K. publication." Her retort: "Right. U.K. Whatever."


Hilton swore she never saw a republication of the article: "I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French -- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."


Hilton testified on the night in question she did have a minor run-in with Graff, the former girlfriend of Hilton's then-boyfriend Paris Latsis. Hilton stated, "I just said to her... she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people. And just that -- I just - what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."


She added that Graff had threatened Latsis: "He said that she threatened to send Mexican people to come and beat the s..t out of him."


Hilton testified that she too was scared: "He said that she was going to do voodoo on me. And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that... "


Hilton, who was admonished several times to use the word "no" instead of "huh-uh," had problems explaining emails between herself and her then-publicist, Rob Shuter. Hilton claims she talked to Shuter after the incident and said: "I don't want this getting out..." But Shuter sent Hilton the article the day it ran with the note: "This is genius." Hilton responded, "You are amazing! I f..... love it!!! You are genius...."


In his earlier deposition, Shuter said that Hilton told him essentially what Page Six reported, with this instruction: "She was very clear that this story needed to go her way... we needed to get this out immediately." Shuter says Hilton specifically wanted the item in Page Six and he obliged. In Hilton's deposition, she describes Shuter as "a f...ing liar."


Hilton's graphic description of Shuter was not the only departure from a traditional deposition. At one point she blurted out: "I'm so hungry."

But Wait! There's more:
Paris Under Oath
The crazy things an heiress says
By TMZ.COM STAFF
WireImage
Paris Hilton

(Jan. 19) -- The deposition is filled with some pretty stunning comments from the stunning blonde. TMZ highly recommends that you download a copy and read it on a lounge chair during your next vacation. The following are three exerpts:


Paris on friendship:
"I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names."

Paris on women who stalk women:
"I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."

Paris on e-mail:
"Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 11:11 AM
When people like this are brought up for any reason other than ridicule we're in deep s**t as a society.

Baconeater
01-20-2006, 11:11 AM
I never suspected she was spending her free time splitting atoms. At least she didn't try to buy an education like that rich chick that MU named their new arena after.

Dunit35
01-20-2006, 11:14 AM
I hate Paris. Shes too stupid for me.

BIG_DADDY
01-20-2006, 11:15 AM
You know you want to ***** her NewChief. Given the chance you would be all over that ass.

greg63
01-20-2006, 11:16 AM
This is news? Honestly; who didn't know this? :p

John Matrix
01-20-2006, 11:17 AM
I'd give her a jelly donut. It would satisfy both impulses at once.

NewChief
01-20-2006, 11:18 AM
You know you want to ***** her NewChief. Given the chance you would be all over that ass.

When I was single, I probably would have. Of course, my standards weren't that high. That being said, I don't think she's that hot. Too skinny and her face is screwed up. All that being said, I definitely would not "be all over" her now, as I'm happily married with a child. No piece is worth screwing up my family life over, and a two bit rich skank like that definitely isn't.

ptlyon
01-20-2006, 11:19 AM
Of course, my standards weren't that high.

ROFL Brutal honesty. Gotta love it.

CoMoChief
01-20-2006, 11:19 AM
I never suspected she was spending her free time splitting atoms. At least she didn't try to buy an education like that rich chick that MU named their new arena after.



I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone would bring that up.

cadmonkey
01-20-2006, 11:20 AM
I'd give her a jelly donut. It would satisfy both impulses at once.


I think I would have to go with the old Angry Dragon. :)

BIG_DADDY
01-20-2006, 11:22 AM
When I was single, I probably would have. Of course, my standards weren't that high. That being said, I don't think she's that hot. Too skinny and her face is screwed up. All that being said, I definitely would not "be all over" her now, as I'm happily married with a child. No piece is worth screwing up my family life over, and a two bit rich skank like that definitely isn't.

So tell me, if the wife said you could hit it as it is a once in a lifetiime opportunity and she had no problem with it you wouldn't :hump: the shit out that rich bitch.

John Matrix
01-20-2006, 11:23 AM
angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

jelly donut

When a girl a load in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam.

NewChief
01-20-2006, 11:23 AM
So tell me, if the wife said you could hit it as it is a once in a lifetiime opportunity and she had no problem with it you wouldn't :hump: the shit out that rich bitch.

Maybe, but I'd more likely ask her if I could trade up for Angelina Jolie by agreeing to do dishes for a year or something.

cadmonkey
01-20-2006, 11:25 AM
All that being said, I definitely would not "be all over" her now, as I'm happily married with a child. No piece is worth screwing up my family life over, and a two bit rich skank like that definitely isn't.


Honest people make me sick :harumph:

BIG_DADDY
01-20-2006, 11:27 AM
Maybe, but I'd more likely ask her if I could trade up for Angelina Jolie by agreeing to do dishes for a year or something.

Jolie is Bi too, gotta love that.

Rain Man
01-20-2006, 11:31 AM
She's a celebrity because she entertains us. I do indeed find this entertaining.

cadmonkey
01-20-2006, 11:35 AM
angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

jelly donut

When a girl a load in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam.


Thats right, I like the Dragon Better.

http://www.sexwithchickens.com/images/swc_cp_25.gif

Skip Towne
01-20-2006, 11:37 AM
I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone would bring that up.
Paige...........her name is Paige.

Alton deFlat
01-20-2006, 01:02 PM
Maybe, but I'd more likely ask her if I could trade up for Angelina Jolie by agreeing to do dishes for a year or something.

Yea, if she kisses her brother, like she did at the Academy Awards, imagine what she does to someone she's not related to. I'm sure she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose or she might even do something really crazy.... like wear a vile of your blood around her neck.

NewChief
01-20-2006, 01:03 PM
Yea, if she kisses her brother, like she did at the Academy Awards, imagine what she does to someone she's not related to. I'm sure she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose or she might even do something really crazy.... like wear a vile of your blood around her neck.

What can I say...I like crazy chicks more than stupid chicks.

savedin79
01-20-2006, 01:04 PM
DAH!

ck_IN
01-20-2006, 02:13 PM
I've never understood the fascination with this mental midget.

I don't find her particularly attractive. A person could impale themselves on that pointed nose. Her personality absolutely detracts from what little beauty she does have. As best I can tell she's famous for being famous.

Personally I find her quite pathetic.

the Talking Can
01-20-2006, 02:18 PM
my penis is ok with her ignorance...

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 02:19 PM
Maybe, but I'd more likely ask her if I could trade up for Angelina Jolie by agreeing to do dishes for a year or something.
Good call.

ck_IN
01-20-2006, 02:19 PM
Use her mouth then. Do all of the world a favour by stopping it up.

Ari Chi3fs
01-20-2006, 02:20 PM
that's hawt.

Rausch
01-20-2006, 02:26 PM
I have no idea how that blabbering skeleton is attractive to anyone.

For her sterilization should be MANDATORY...

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 02:36 PM
If someone knocked up Paris Hilton, I'm sure the abortion would be considered a mercy killing.

Baby Lee
01-20-2006, 02:48 PM
Mark Cuban states Paris Hilton and Dennis Rodman were the best marketers he'd ever run into.

beavis
01-20-2006, 02:49 PM
If someone knocked up Paris Hilton, I'm sure the abortion would be considered a mercy killing.
... or retirement at 26.

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 02:51 PM
... or retirement at 26.
Heh... like the sketch where Dave Chappelle knocks up Oprah.

I really gotta meet and bang Paris Hilton now.

unlurking
01-20-2006, 03:16 PM
Hey, at least she knows how to spell genius the right way! ;)

Bwana
01-20-2006, 04:10 PM
Heh! I was listening to the radio a few minutes ago and the latest has Hilton talking a piss in the back of a cab. The cabbie is all bent out of shape and Hilton claims it didn't happen. I think I'll go with the cab drivers version. What and absolute waste of skin Hilton is.

|Zach|
01-20-2006, 04:33 PM
Mark Cuban states Paris Hilton and Dennis Rodman were the best marketers he'd ever run into.
Ever read Cuban's blog? Its pretty impressive.

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 04:37 PM
Zach... I don't know who the guy with the orange square on his shirt is... but, I bet he can't wait until he makes it big and he can ditch the goofy looking girl on the right and have a hot model pose for his album cover.

Bwana
01-20-2006, 04:53 PM
Zach... I don't know who the guy with the orange square on his shirt is... but, I bet he can't wait until he makes it big and he can ditch the goofy looking girl on the right and have a hot model pose for his album cover.

LOL, left or right. Both of those old hides look like they got their hair cut with a chainsaw. :hmmm:

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 04:53 PM
Yeah, but the one on the right (my right, his left) has a goofy face.

Bwana
01-20-2006, 04:57 PM
Yeah, but the one on the right (my right, his left) has a goofy face.

Perhaps the chainsaw hit a Knot when the old hide was out cutting wood and that particular model didnít have a chain break? :eek:

greg63
01-21-2006, 12:39 AM
Yea, if she kisses her brother, like she did at the Academy Awards, imagine what she does to someone she's not related to. I'm sure she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose or she might even do something really crazy.... like wear a vile of your blood around her neck.

Oh, I'll bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

StcChief
01-21-2006, 05:39 AM
Heh! I was listening to the radio a few minutes ago and the latest has Hilton talking a piss in the back of a cab. The cabbie is all bent out of shape and Hilton claims it didn't happen. I think I'll go with the cab drivers version. What and absolute waste of skin Hilton is.

DNA is an real evidence.

What a dumb, skinny, skanny slut.