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NewChief
01-20-2006, 01:17 PM
Serious question for internet geeks out there: which came first, the Vin Diesel crap or the Chuck Norris crap? I've known about the Vin Diesel stuff longer than the Chuck Norris stuff, but that doesn't mean that Chuck Norris wasn't first and Vin Diesel just got more popular.

Of course, it doesn't really matter, because we know that Rich Scanlon created both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel when he transformed one of his sperm into an egg, impregnated himself, gestated Chuck in one buttock and Vin in the other, then gave birth to them by lancing two particularly painful boils on his ass.

Tribal Warfare
01-20-2006, 03:04 PM
Chuck Norris was first

Dunit35
01-20-2006, 03:42 PM
I wonder if Chuck Norris has ever slept with Christy Birkley. Isnt that the girl in all those total gym workout commercials with him?

Guru
08-31-2006, 01:55 AM
bump

SPchief
08-31-2006, 02:04 AM
Why??

Guru
08-31-2006, 02:06 AM
for an inside joke posted months ago. A few will get it.

greg63
08-31-2006, 02:13 AM
Rich Scanlon will utterly destroy them both!

NJ Chief Fan
08-31-2006, 02:57 AM
vin diesel is a puss

jjjayb
08-31-2006, 08:12 AM
vin diesel is a puss

A break dancing puss.

http://flashgamesite.com/funnyflashmovie842.html

Radar Chief
08-31-2006, 08:28 AM
Of course, it doesn't really matter, because we know that Rich Scanlon created both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel when he transformed one of his sperm into an egg, impregnated himself, gestated Chuck in one buttock and Vin in the other, then gave birth to them by lancing two particularly painful boils on his ass.


:BS: Scanlon feels no pain.

Braincase
08-31-2006, 09:51 AM
A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91

"And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men.

In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. "

greg63
09-01-2006, 12:51 AM
:BS: Scanlon feels no pain.
ROFL ROFL :thumb:

Guru
09-01-2006, 12:55 AM
A reading from The Book of Scanlon; MLB, Audibles 55-91

"And there came unto the prairie a mighty one from the east, who wields a powerful and gentle hand. He shall smite his foes, first in the Old World, then again among a league of men.

In a moment of clarity, He gazed upon his own perfection, and chose to embrace the flaws of his followers. As a lightning bolt strikes a tree, He swiftly placed his hand upon his perfect nose and broke it, as only He would be able. "
ROFL :thumb: