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Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 03:18 PM
Happy birthday, Quitterson.

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8995/kennisontd38rb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ChiefsfaninPA
01-20-2006, 03:28 PM
Great pic. Look at Chump standing there thinking "Man I am shut down corner, how did I get beat AGAIN."

Dunit35
01-20-2006, 03:41 PM
"Yep I just got burnt again"

phxchief
01-20-2006, 03:45 PM
"You mean #87 isn't Terrell Owens?

Damn... even the bums are killing me now."

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 04:32 PM
So is 33 his age, 40 time, or the number of passes he'll catch next year?

Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 04:36 PM
So is 33 his age, 40 time, or the number of passes he'll catch next year?

What the hell are you talking about?

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 04:42 PM
What the hell are you talking about?

godork's Pre-Posting Checklist:

1. Read post.
2. Read post again.
3. Engage brain.
4. Ask mom for help understanding post.
5. Wonder again if mom is hot.
6. Go back to room.
7. Break out Puffs Plus with Lotion.
8. Launch Pudgy Underwood Random Picture Displayer v1.89.2334.
9. Whack off.
10. Read post. Again.
11. Reply.


That should help you avoid embarrasing moments like that one.

Hoover
01-20-2006, 04:44 PM
Kennison is the best WR we have had since Derrick Alexander.....

Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 04:45 PM
godork's Pre-Posting Checklist:

1. Read post.
2. Read post again.
3. Engage brain.
4. Ask mom for help understanding post.
5. Wonder again if mom is hot.
6. Go back to room.
7. Break out Puffs Plus with Lotion.
8. Launch Pudgy Underwood Random Picture Displayer v1.89.2334.
9. Whack off.
10. Read post. Again.
11. Reply.


That should help you avoid embarrasing moments like that one.

Heh heh.

Seriously...what the hell were you talking about?

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 04:47 PM
Heh heh.

Seriously...what the hell were you talking about?
Your mom not home? I'll help out here.

At 33 years old he'll probably have a 40 yard dash time of about 33 seconds, which would mean he probably wouldn't have 33 catches next season. It's a commentary on the age of our supposed top target.

Soupnazi
01-20-2006, 04:48 PM
godork's Pre-Posting Checklist:

1. Read post.
2. Read post again.
3. Engage brain.
4. Ask mom for help understanding post.
5. Wonder again if mom is hot.
6. Go back to room.
7. Break out Puffs Plus with Lotion.
8. Launch Pudgy Underwood Random Picture Displayer v1.89.2334.
9. Whack off.
10. Read post. Again.
11. Reply.


That should help you avoid embarrasing moments like that one.

I'm sorry folks, but that's gold! ROFL ROFL

Kerberos
01-20-2006, 05:03 PM
I'm sorry folks, but that's gold! ROFL ROFL


Agreed

GC got owned on this thread!


Your mom not home? I'll help out here.

At 33 years old he'll probably have a 40 yard dash time of about 33 seconds, which would mean he probably wouldn't have 33 catches next season. It's a commentary on the age of our supposed top target.


ROFL ROFL ROFL


:D

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Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 05:13 PM
At 33 years old he'll probably have a 40 yard dash time of about 33 seconds, which would mean he probably wouldn't have 33 catches next season. It's a commentary on the age of our supposed top target.

OK, I figured it was something ignorant.

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:15 PM
OK, I figured it was something ignorant.
I'll admit that it was mildly entertaining at best, but your inability to get it has turned priceless.

Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 05:17 PM
I'll admit that it was mildly entertaining at best, but your inability to get it has turned priceless.

I got it. I just couldn't believe you were posting something that ignorant, so I wanted to make sure.

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:20 PM
I got it. I just couldn't believe you were posting something that ignorant, so I wanted to make sure.
Wait, was there an ounce of respect in that post?

Soupnazi
01-20-2006, 05:22 PM
It's at least 20 minutes since I first read this and I'm still laughing at both:

"Wonder again if mom is hot" and "Pudgy Underwood picture displayer"

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:28 PM
It's at least 20 minutes since I first read this and I'm still laughing at both:

"Wonder again if mom is hot" and "Pudgy Underwood picture displayer"
I had to go with "random" for the display selection criteria because I don't want to crawl inside his head deep enough to understand his indexing system.

Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 05:41 PM
I had to go with "random" for the display selection criteria because I don't want to crawl inside his head deep enough to understand his indexing system.

I don't have one.

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:45 PM
I don't have one.
Just out of a sick sense of curiosity, how many picture and/or movie files of her do you have on your PC or some other quickly accessible medium?

Count Alex's Wins
01-20-2006, 05:57 PM
Just out of a sick sense of curiosity, how many picture and/or movie files of her do you have on your PC or some other quickly accessible medium?

200 or so.